Weird Al Yankovic - Spy Hard Lyrics
A man of intrigue, he lives for the thrill
Always has places to go, and people to kill
Danger is the game he plays, and he holds every card
'Cause if you wanna win, you gotta spy hard
He trips over the women piled up at his feet
But evil's lurking, so he's always on his guard
'Cause if you're gonna spy, you better spy hard
He's always there, when the chips are beginning to fall
He wouldn't care, if they kicked him and grabbed him
And shot him and stabbed him
And nailed both his ears to the wall
Facing death every day is a tough job for any man
By the way, if you walked in late,
Allow me to reiterate:
The name of this movie is Spy Hard
They call it Spy Hard
You're watching Spy Hard
It's the theme from Spy Haaaaaaaaaaaard!
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Weird Al Yankovic Spy Hard Comments
Every 007 actor from Sir Sean Connery to Daniel Craig are saying: This is insulting however it is funny at the same time.
Ian Fleming: I'm rolling in my grave right now.
Kkkkkkkkk
Need subs
awesome soundtrack; awesome movie...……………..
medium rarities!
Pity the video didn't not feature Al painted gold sprawled on a bed.....
*Warning* Weird Al will self-destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
:58 *toot*
Back when everything was funny. Now we live in a world where you can’t laugh at things anymore.
What a thrill........
Head explosion in the end
I'm here from Fact Fiend.
i remember this opening spook the heck out of me when his head explode when i was a kid
Weird al is the best.
I was today old when I realized that he made a VIDEO for this theme! OMG! So funny! :D
He predicted the 1444.
that was before the internet
His head blew up at the end
It has a College Degree in Arquitectch. Try to find how many singer have a College Degree. And over 4 decades of music an millions of sales.
Spy vs Spy :)
I hope his health plan covers exploding heads 😰😱
My name is Al, Weird Al
For some reason Johnny English came to mind when watching this...
2:43 when you think of a answer on a math test
2:43 We lose more musical comedians that way....
They just don't make flicks like this anymore :( R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen!
😂🤣😂👍👍👍
One of my favorite Leslie Neilson movies, and perhaps the only one where I heard Andy Griffith say "d@mn".
You better spy haaaaaaaaaaaard!!!!!!!!
the ending used to scare me as a little kid but now
i can handle blood and gore
Weird Al to do the song for the next Bond movie Spy Hard.
If they make another Austin Powers movie, and get Weird Al to do the soundtrack, we might actually save the planet because everyone would be laughing so hard.
This was the song that made me notice how James Bond songs repeat the name of the film a comical number of times.
This is funnier then the actual movie.
Was not expecting the Scanners type end....
One of Weird Al's best songs: Love this move!
-- Lyrics --
0:13 Start
A man of intrigue, he lives for the thrill
Always has places to go and people to kill
Danger is the game he plays, and he holds every card
'Cause if you wanna win, you've gotta spy hard
A man of the world so suave and discreet
He trips over the women piled up at his feet
But evil's lurking, so he's always on his guard
'Cause if you're gonna spy, you better spy hard
He's always there when the chips are beginning to fall
He wouldn't care
If they kicked him and grabbed him
And shot him and stabbed him
And nailed both his ears to the wall
Facing death everyday is a tough job for any man
But his hours are flexible
And He's got a great dental plan
By the way if you walked in late,
Allow me to reiterate:
The name of this movie is "Spy Hard"
They call it "Spy Hard"
You're watching "Spy Hard"
It's the theme from "Spy Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard"
theChillChanneL : thanks for the lyrics, my hearing isn’t what it used to be so this was great!
You forgot the head explode.
It was a genius idea to have Weird Al do the theme song. It had the level of hilarity that only Al could deliver
It's just a shame that a theme so epic and amazing is tied to a fairly poor movie. This would have been a great Austin Powers theme had it been a year later.
Who thinks Weird Al should be the new 007?
This is the song that made me notice every James Bond theme involves saying the name of the movie constantly.
Thunderball + Duck Dodgers + A Weird Al Twist = "Spy Hard"
Very super funny Al😆!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:00 hahahaha
Does anyone know what movie this is from?
Maybe "Wrongfully accused".
What was The name of this movie
I don't know. The naked gun?
0:58 That fart always makes me laugh
Very super nice 👍🏻!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm coming to your show
nice parody
They should get Weird Al to do the theme song for the next Bond movie.
Lord of the Song Parody, he is
lol, I love him. His IQ is out of this world.
An underwater poodle... Now Frank Zappa would be really tickled with that one! Poodle bites!
If his head didn't explode he would have fainted
He later felt bad about not releasing this on bad hair day so he remade it... Or kind of the dental plan stayed the same
It’s not about singing , it’s about Comedy and that is great !! I love changing the words to songs
https://youtu.be/EhuM7etoAAI Version with credits.
I can sort of understand them taking out most of the credits, but the title card and AL'S OWN NAME?!?!?
When it went up his nose it made me feel sick!
This is a good riff on the Thunderball theme!
The only thing in the movie worth watching.
A man of intrigue, he lives for the thrill
Always has places to go and people to kill.
why is this in the oliver tree videos playlist?
Another fun fact: at 1:47 when Al glances to the side and kind of smiles, that's the part where his name appeared in the movie's credits.
I tried this once but i passed out
I may find the contrast joke with the fat ladies funny, but i must confess, theyre better swimmers than I am XD
Whenever I see a video over a decade old. It makes me feel older than I am. Like.. .. youtube shouldn't even be that old in my head. Denial.
I Seen This Movie It's Funny And Has a Lot Of Action
Anybody got an 8bit of this?
The end reminds me of Goldfinger theme song
Far from your best Al, tsk tsk.
My favorite part was of those two silhouettes bumping into each other and fighting and the fat girl swimming past and farting
I think we have a James Bond theme going on here anyone notice that
I didn't like the end when his head got blown off like that. You could actually see it was a dummy.
Talented
DEFINITION of FART!!! The agonising scream of a trapt turd.
Weird Al RULES
A little less than 12% of the entire song is the last note
Suprise nobody made spy hard a movie and used this
Why has Weird Al not sang an actual Bond song?
Needs the ORIGINAL credits. Part of the comedy was Al playing with the credits, including the proud look at one - HIS CREDIT for the theme!
I'm using up the last 2% of my battery to watch this
You're back?
And you're here again?
Hey, it's a great song
Leslie neilson and so must have been best friends. He was in all 3 naked gun movies and he sang the spy hard theme.
Just found out it's a song from a leslie nielson movie. First time I searched it.
0:37 The silhouette ladies bang heads then start fighting...
0:49 wtf!
2:04 wtf!
2:42 WTF!
Is this a single?
I LOVE THIS SONG !!!!
It’s a shame Weird Al never got a shot at a proper James Bond movie theme tune . This spy hard one is great though Al’s voice on that last note is truly a gift 👍😊. I still rewatch this movie just for this weird al intro and rip leslie nielsen
Why the heck did it go up his nose?
Movie Bad
Song very good
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……..
This sets the tone perfectly for the rest of the movie. Fucking hilarious.
They wired al in Austin powers 4 , 2019
lol whaT