Weird Al Yankovic - Sir Isaac Newton Vs. Bill Nye Lyrics






EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
BILL NYE!
VERSUS!
SIR ISAAC NEWTON!
BEGIN!

[Sir Isaac Newton:]
Of all the scientific minds in history
They put Beaker in a bow tie up against me?
I'm a master, I discovered gravity!
I drop rhymes like they're falling from an apple tree
You're no match for me, you got a bach degree
I got a unit of force named after me!
You want a battle, guy? That's a crazy notion
When I start flowing, I stay in motion
First Law! Did you catch that? Or did it go too fast to detect?
Perhaps it'd be better if I added in a bleep or a bloop or another wacky sound effect
I was born on Christmas, I'm God's gift!
I unlocked the stars that you're dancing with
You waste time debating creationists, while I create the science you explain to kids

[Bill Nye:]
Yes, it's true, what I used to do is teach kids science on my PBS show
But now I do what I got to do to make sure scientific thought can grow
And I'm still in my prime, hitting my stride
What'd you do with the back half of your life?
You freaked out, started counting coins for the bank
And you sure didn't have no wife! Ooh!
You wrote the book on gravity, but you couldn't attract no body
Your work on orbits was exemplary, but your circle of friends was shoddy! (Oh!)
You don't wanna mess with the guy, Bill Nye! (Why?)
I rap sharp like a needle in your eye. Oh!
Stick to drinking that Mercury
Cause I hypothesize that you're about to get beat!

[Sir Isaac Newton:]
Well, I conclude that your methods are the wackest
You wouldn't even pass in one of my classes!
Every action has an equal and an opposite reaction
Except for when we both start rapping!
I accelerated the mind of mankind to a higher plane of understanding
And I can calculate the weight and the size and the shape of the shadow of the mind you're standing in!
And I will leave you with a page from a book I wrote at half of your age to rebut
The integral sec y dy from zero to one-sixth of pi is log to base e of the square root of three times the sixty-fourth power of what??

[Neil deGrasse Tyson:]
Why don't you pick on a brain your own size?
We got a badass over here, plus I got your back, Nye
Astrophysics black guy, Hayden Planetary fly
By the way, the answer to your little calculation is "I"
As in I put the swag back in science
While Isaac Newton was lying and sticking daggers in Leibniz
And hiding up inside his attic on some Harry Potter business
The universe is infinite, but this battle is finished

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
Y-Y-Y-YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY...





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    1:31 — ‘?’ ∈ { 1, -1, i, -i }

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    The ad before this was for Tyson's Masterclass. Perfection. And seriously, did they bother to ask either him Or Nye to do this? I'm SURE they'd have said yes.

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    Guys it was Neil grass he won :)

  4. C.... 4....

    Everyone together now;
    _Bill Nye the Science-Guy..._

  5. A.... ....

    Me: "Is Math related to Science?"



    Neil deGrasse Tyson: 👁️👄👁️

  6. A.... H....

    Idc about Tyson. Newton destroyed nye everytime he opened his mouth.

  7. B.... ....

    I love with how much swag he says “Astrophysics black guy”

  8. t.... ....

    The black nigga loses.

  9. m.... r....

    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i m drunk and that first one got me cuz really it took me a minute to get it and that what s he said ( talking about first law line ;)

  10. M.... C....

    Weird Al moves his eyesbrows so much. It's the only thing i look at now lmao.

  11. P.... D....

    I dont know why but I keep coming back to this video to see chali 2na saying Harry Potter business

  12. D.... L....

    Bill nye didn’t sound like that but this is good.

  13. M.... ....

    is this "Weird" Al Yankovic ???

  14. L.... X....

    Is it bad that I actually download these and listen to them as casually as I do Slipknot lmfao

  15. I.... H....

    How did they get weird al?

  16. J.... L....

    I think they should do Emperor Palpatine vs The Emperor of Mankind.

  17. S.... T....

    They could have just asked bill to play himself and he probably would have done it.

  18. D.... L....

    I only understood this battle after i took hs physics

  19. S.... ....

    i don't think Nye gets the GRAVITY of his situation.

  20. f.... b....

    wierd al in this vid

  21. C.... A....

    Oh my my, who’s this Anakin guy, maybe Vader someday latter - now he’s just a small fry.

  22. L.... B....

    Carl Sagan from Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking casually appearing at 1:02 is killing me 😂

    L.... B....

    Wait ain’t that epic Lloyd

  23. S.... I....

    Bill won because I did not understand issac rap

  24. L.... ....

    Newton won; and Tyson wouldn't back the engineer.

  25. P.... L....

    Newton Hands Down

  26. V.... ....

    "I was born on Christmas. I'm gods gift, I unlocked the stars you're dancing with!" Jesus... Bill Nye was on the show, "Dancing With The Stars" in Season 17, 2013.
    Man, the little references in the lyrics is just crazy! I don't know how I didn't catch that before.

  27. F.... D....

    Isaac roasts Bill's intellect
    Bill roasts Isaac's public figure
    Me: makes sense, Isaac was considered an Intellectual in his time, and today Bill Nye is a very famous scientist.

  28. T.... F....

    Bill Nye was doing fine until Sir Isaac Newton decided to go SUPER NEWTON on him... so Neil (when he was cool and not chilling with Alt-Right "intellectuals") had to correct him.

  29. N.... V....

    Gotta love Carl Sagan cameos just going "Ohhh"

  30. A.... C....

    I feel weird cuz i understood what they said.

  31. S.... M....

    I got an ad of Neil DeGrasse Tyson before the video mhn... neat.

  32. O.... B....

    Teacher- “okay class have you heard of issac Newton?”
    Me- “FIRSTTTTTTTTT LAWWWWWWWWW”

  33. b.... v....

    who got a masterclass add featuring Neil DeGrasse Tyson right after xD

  34. G.... Z....

    degrasse's actor has MASSIVE hands

  35. S.... G....

    The guy who played Weird Al should pursue a career in physics

  36. T.... J....

    This is unrelated but my science teacher has the same planet tie

  37. M.... S....

    Did you mean: Sir Isaac Newton vs Neil DeGrasse Tyson

  38. J.... T....

    Can you do Charles Mingus vs Leonard Bernstein

  39. f.... g....

    Happy birthday isaac newton

  40. D.... M....

    Mad love for Weird Al

  41. E.... B....

    How dare they refer to him as Bill Nye in the intro, we know his full name is Bill Nye the Science Guy

  42. J.... t....

    I think the apple won

  43. c.... ....

    Hap-Merry Birth-mas, Sir Isaac Newton!

  44. P.... ....

    Mark Showalter VS Galileo Galilei

  45. O.... &....

    Happy Birthday Sir Isaac Newton!

  46. N.... K....

    Tyson wins

  47. R.... J....

    Its even an insult to have Bill Nye as the one against Isaac Newton.

  48. G.... ....

    Just by dropping the Laws of Newton on Bill , Newton won by that alone, The twist on the Actio=Reactio law of newton was brilliant

  49. F.... F....

    Bill Nye turned into Shill Nye... Newton won. Nye's a quack these days anyway.

  50. M.... A....

    i want to say bill nye won but issac roasted bill too so i have to say it's a tie.

  51. E.... P....

    The battle was between Newton amd Nye but...







    Tyson Won the battle.

  52. E.... ....

    Times 2 speed still looks smooth af lol

  53. H.... G....

    Newton did invented Calculus but, Leibniz pretty much did too so...

  54. M.... 1....

    Bill bye- former cheerleader

  55. F.... ....

    Hahaha I got a ad for Neil's masterclass before this.

  56. a.... i....

    Is that al

  57. L.... D....

    why is degrasse tyson's head so small compared to the rest of his body?

  58. A.... A....

    Now why isaac newton sounds Marshall mathers

  59. P.... ....

    Dang the one who played issac was really Weird

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    Bill Nighy

  61. s.... x....

    We need a video of Newton vs. Oppenheimer or a scientific people finale

  62. M.... ....

    Remade this battle but with the real people. Except for Newton i guess

  63. M.... M....

    I feel like they could've just casted the actual Bill Nye, he probably would've agreed

  64. S.... E....

    Chali 2na?

  65. L.... B....

    batman vs pennywise

  66. B.... 1....

    Iron man vs bat man

  67. T.... Y....

    French drip with the egg noodle hair Isaac Newton

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    Its simple to figure out who won , Sir Isaac Newton contributed to physics , Bill Nye and Neil dint do shiit , GG IZI

  69. o.... ....

    My tired brain: yo, issac looks and sounds like weird al... Me: but how tf did they get a guy like that on some youtube channel? Tired brain: yo, they make millions, plus you dont usually watch these vids, also this comment is pointless, go to bed dude. me: yeah, i will, after annother erb vid. :)

  70. J.... ....

    "I was born on Christmas, I'm God's gift. I unlocked the stars that you're dancing with."

    Sweet merciful Zeus, that line is so perfect and beautiful on so many levels, it's still one of my favorite lines in ERB to this day.

  71. H.... P....

    Bill only won because Neil came in and saved his ass

  72. j.... s....

    Isaac Newton is win

  73. D.... D....

    Who is the black guy? Also, Newton pwned Pwned Bill Nye like Ken Ham did.

  74. G.... -....

    When an indian kid and chinese kid argue but then a black teacher enters our server.

    BlackGuy: Joined the Server
    Chinese and Indian Kid: left this server

  75. J.... S....

    Newton's second verse is the single best in the history of ERB. Even on the cusp of 2020, it is still that good, even despite some solid competition. Closest to it, and maybe tied are both verses done as Oppenheimer, those are amazing.

  76. T.... K....

    :09 of this video at this moment the battle was over!!!

  77. C.... M....

    lol i got an ad for a masterclass with neil degrasse tyson right before this lmao

  78. F.... F....

    Bill nye look nothing like the real one

  79. n.... t....

    I still can't imagine they got weird Al to play newton.

  80. T.... T....

    Neil DeGrasse Tyson: *exists*
    Bill Nye: *freaks out*

  81. T.... T....

    Really Newton???


    Ur God's Gift?????

  82. T.... S....

    Newton obviously won t his

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    Thanos and Darkseid

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    1:17 eminem mode activate

  85. M.... F....

    Hate to be that guy but Isaac Newton is one of the smartest humans in history, Bill Nye and even Tyson are just “smart” guys when compared to him.

  86. B.... P....

    The fact that weird Al played Sir Isaac Newton means Newton won

  87. A.... K....

    Newton won

  88. N.... C....

    Issac Newton

  89. W.... S....

    Dude from Jurassic 5 and Weird Al, loved the science guys voice lol. Sounds just like him

  90. P.... U....

    Science wins

  91. M.... F....

    Isaac Newton won

  92. B.... S....

    Newton wins

  93. M.... M....

    Isacc won coz he don’t need no guy to help him win

  94. D.... M....

    If Tyson didn‘t show up Nye would‘ve lost. Well he dissed Nye aswell

  95. C.... K....

    bring back einstein and make him vs michio kaku

  96. N.... ....

    Bill and Neil won. They are my role models.

  97. J.... F....

    Bill Nye's raps are on fucking fire.

  98. V.... ....

    Newton's lines helped me remember the first and third laws. Thank you, ERB, very cool.

  99. I.... ....

    technically ERB exists in the Scooby Doo universe now

    I.... ....

    Incogneato wait how

    I.... ....

    @Ryder Ace there was a weird al crossover with Scooby Doo, which also was a crossover with batman so technically ERB exists in the Batman universe as well.

  100. G.... U....

    Isaac Newton is infinitely better than Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

    Neil has swag and dance moves, just that.