Weird Al Yankovic - She Never Told Me She Was A Mime Lyrics
When we first met she seemed perfectly normal
I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard
You see, my baby, she started to change
Started lookin' kinda strange
Wearin' all that white makeup and those black leotards
Now, ever since I learned the horrible truth, you know my life has been a living hell
That's right, you see...
She never told me she was a mime
She never told me she was a mime, oh no
Actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the time
She never told me, she never told me she was a...
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mime
I wish we both could just talk it all over
Now she makes everybody sick
Doin' that pantomime shtick
Even our old friends have stopped coming around
Well, my parents can't stand her and our neighbors hate her guts
She's really, really embarrassing me... this silent treatment's driving me nuts
You see...
She never told me she was a mime
She never told me she was a mime, oh no
Now she's actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the time... what a crime
She never told me (she never told me) she never told me she was a mime
She walks against the wind everywhere we go
Stops at every corner, gotta put on a show
Carries 'round a picture of Marcel Marceau
Always the wuiet type, but how was I know to know?
She never told me she was a mime
She never told me she was a mime, oh no
Actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the ti-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yime
She never told me, she never told me she was a mime
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Weird Al Yankovic She Never Told Me She Was A Mime Comments
im a nerd
This song is quite similar to "Trapped In A Closet With Vanna White."
Exactly what I thought first time I heard this
Always puts a smile on my face!
I guess he did all the talking on their first date.
@Montesama314
Genius.
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fifth comment
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I’m the third comment 😀😀😀😀😀😀
The title has so much irony, if she was a mime of course she didn't TELL anyone.
Yeah you got the joke.
that is the complete opposite of irony. you and alanis morissette should write a song together.
Caeden Reeves *fake coughing* he's weird al
@Jack Kanov Ysac thank you! i love the song but damn alanis pick up a dictionary yeh?
First.
Person to comment here.
ELIJλH nuh uh