Weird Al Yankovic - Polkamon Lyrics






Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat
Mankey, Chansey and Zubat
Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree
Lugia and Caterpie
Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen
Elekid and Nidoqueen
Victreebel and Magneton - Everybody Polkamon!

Aerodactyl, Seel, Machoke
Marill, Moltres, then Slowpoke
Articuno, Ditto, Muk
Flareon and ol' Psyduck
Cloyster, Kingler, Shellder, Gloom
Snorlax and of course Vileplume
Zapdos and Charmeleon - Everybody Polkamon!

It's time to polka
For Ponyta and Pidgey too
Come on put on your lederhosen
And try not to stamp on little Pikachu
You'd better grab yourself a partner
Like Tentacruel or Bulbasaur (Bulbasaur)
Hold on a minute - there's still at least a hundred and twenty-seven more

Including Ledyba and Omastar
Jynx, Bellossom and Magmar
Geodude and Arcanine
Jiggypuff and Mr. Mime
Don't forget about Sandslash
Exeggcute and Rapidash
Lickitung and Porygon - Everybody Polkamon!

Everybody Polkamon!
Everybody Polkamon!





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  1. M.... M....

    this song just puts a smile on my face

  2. P.... ....

    So this wasn’t a fever dream

  3. S.... G....

    This caught me by surprise in the credits in Pokemon 2000!!!

  4. M.... D....

    This should be the new Pokemon theme.

  5. E.... T....

    This is the song I listen to after I masturbate lol

  6. F.... ....

    I need an updated version of this with all 800+ mons

  7. N.... ....

    At 0:35 I always thought that it sounds like Minccino's cry.

  8. W.... G....

    What the heck? I didn't even notice he said Ditto twice until I read the comments

  9. F.... V....

    How have I gone my whole life without knowing this was a thing

  10. E.... :....

    So... why the spoopy flower at the end there?

  11. X.... ....

    This is too ahead of its time

  12. d.... c....

    This came out on 4kids

    d.... c....

    PTSD to the max

  13. J.... M....

    Ditto Ditto Ditto... Ditto can make copies...HEY WAIT A MINUTE

  14. a.... ....

    When we saw Pokémon 2000, the grown-ups dragged their kids out of the theater-- but stopped when Weird Al sang this. They began cheering.

  15. F.... ....

    How have I never heard this

  16. L.... ....

    I haven’t heard this in years. What a classic!

  17. \.... U....

    Rip Horsea

  18. U.... ....

    I smile every single time I listen to this :D

  19. A.... C....

    are you dumb to not wanting people commenting on ditto?! seriously....

  20. E.... L....

    Biggest missed opportunity ever . He could have the poke rap thing while making it rude and crude like his other funny songs .

  21. t.... ....

    but ditto is the best tho

  22. Q.... ....

    I hate how I forgot this absolute gem

  23. S.... B....

    Hiw did I miss this gem??

  24. j.... Y....

    this song makes me happy

  25. S.... ....

    *This is the real Poké-Rap*

  26. G.... G....

    wait that was weird al?!

  27. h.... p....

    theres 151 pokemon you know?

  28. V.... Y....

    Best. Song. Ever.

  29. T.... ....

    Best PokéRap

  30. E.... ....

    Weird Al is literally everywhere. Eat your heart out Justin Y., Just Some Guy With A Moustache, and Just Some Guy Without A Moustache.

  31. M.... J....

    I wish they brought this song back for the Detective Pikachu movie.

  32. S.... ....

    Weird Al needs to make a new version of Polkamon with all Pokemon from the time since.
    Stoutland and Lumineon, EVERYBODY POLKAMON!!

  33. K.... ....

    it's time to polka :)

    K.... ....

    Time to grab your polkamon.

  34. �.... P....

    I'll bet this drove parents mad in the theaters, not realizing who made this song.

  35. c.... ....

    who's here in 2019?

  36. V.... Q....

    This is so beautiful

  37. I.... T....

    the pokerap on crack

  38. F.... F....

    158 Dislikers stepped on little pikachu

  39. C.... B....

    If he remade this song now, it would be at least three times longer.

  40. B.... F....

    Don't listen this at anything faster than x1

    In that deep voice I hear it say "everybody pok-em on

  41. M.... ....

    Me: You said "Ditto" twice

    AI: You bet I did

  42. G.... ....

    “There’s still at least 127 more!”


    Try *800.*

  43. C.... ....

    Diglett, Squirtle, Magnemite
    Charizard and Omanyte!
    Cyndaquil and Togepi
    Electrode, Gengar, Blissey!
    Stantler, Mewtwo, Croconaw
    Venusaur and then Abra!
    Shuckle, Crobat, Umbreon
    Everybody Polkamon!

  44. T.... ....

    1 million views :D

  45. C.... ....

    All other music in the world is irrelevant

  46. I.... K....

    .......... 806 pokemon now...

  47. L.... ....

    Polkamon was most likely not included on Squeeze Box as a result of the You're Pitiful controversy.

    The controversy involved Atlantic Records, which had also released the Pokemon 2000 soundtrack, so Weird Al probably didn't want to deal with Atlantic again.

  48. T.... D....

    Ya done good 4kids...

  49. t.... m....

    I didn't even hear ditto once....

    t.... m....

    you can hear ditto @0:46

  50. I.... H....

    Who's here after Twitch streamed the second movie?

  51. b.... ....

    who /twitch/ here

  52. F.... ....

    You'd better grab yourself a partner
    Like Tentacruel or Bulbasaur *(BULBASAUR!)*

  53. N.... ....

    I remember all those years ago I made up my own version! Too bad I forgot what it was! And I never noticed the thing about which you have said we are not to mention.

  54. J.... W....

    From what I've heard, this is actually an official Pokémon song that was on the second movie's soundtrack.

  55. D.... P....

    I never realized this but 1:10 is basically stolen from the Chicken Dance.

  56. T.... T....

    Me: He said Ditto twice.
    My friend: Wynaut.
    Me: Ditto.

  57. A.... O....

    This is a lot funnier now that there's over 800 Pokemon as of Genereation VII. XD

  58. U.... R....

    okay is it just me or did he say Ditto twice in the song
    and i didn't know that he's a PokeFan

  59. A.... ....

    Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat
    Mankey, Chansey and Zubat
    Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree
    Lugia and Caterpie
    Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen
    Elekid and Nidoqueen
    Victreebel and Magneton
    Everybody Polkamon!

    Aerodactyl, Seel, Machoke
    Marill, Moltres, then Slowpoke
    Articuno, Ditto, Muk
    Flareon and ol' Psyduck
    Cloyster, Kingler, Shellder, Gloom
    Snorlax and of course Vileplume
    Zapdos and Charmeleon
    Everybody Polkamon!

    It's time to polka
    For Ponyta and Pidgey too
    Come on put on your lederhosen
    And try not to step on little Pikachu
    You'd better grab yourself a partner
    Like Tentacruel or Bulbasaur (Bulbasaur)
    Hold on a minute - there's still at least a hundred and twenty-seven more

    Including Ledyba and Omastar
    Jynx, Bellossom and Magmar
    Geodude and Arcanine
    Jiggypuff and Mr. Mime
    Don't forget about Sandslash
    Exeggcute and Rapidash
    Lickitung and Porygon
    Everybody Polkamon!

    Everybody Polkamon!
    Everybody Polkamon!

  60. A.... ....

    Right click on the video. Select “Loop.” I just improved your life. You’re welcome.

  61. p.... T....

    i do not care about him saying ditto twice but most pokefans around me are split if this is a good pokemon song or not me i love the song but i got to ask which song is more annoying or better this or the digirap

  62. M.... T....

    2018 anyone?

  63. S.... K....

    Ditto is slang for me too, so it's actually kinda clever.

  64. J.... ....

    What album is this from

  65. D.... P....

    I remember the first time I heard this. It was during the end credits for Pokémon 2000 on VHS. God, my childhood came flooding right back.

  66. D.... ....

    I vaguely recall watching this movie, but I sure don't remember this song .... awesome.

  67. A.... ....

    I like to pretend that he already knew the names of the Pokemon before writing this song.

  68. D.... ....

    Well time to rewatch Pokémon 2000

  69. M.... L....

    I probably wouldn't have even noticed he said Ditto twice if it wasn't for the millions of comments pointing it out, though if you knew what Ditto means it kinda makes sense
    I only watched this out of curiosity because a LOT of YouTube gaming channels love to use this song in their videos for some reason lol I even hear d it in a Sonic'06 video

  70. J.... G....

    what album was this from

    J.... G....

    Jennifer Graham Sadly it's not on spotify or itunes but it's from the Pokemon 2000 movie soundtrack.

  71. C.... T....

    I wonder if Nintendo got him in trouble for this

    C.... T....

    Lucky Tode This was in the second Pokémon movie, so obviously not

    C.... T....

    Shrek The Ogre
    Ya see, I didn't know that. Thank you.

  72. F.... o....

    Have a boy

  73. S.... T....

    Lyrics:

    Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat
    Mankey, Chansey and Zubat
    Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree
    Lugia and Caterpie
    Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen
    Elekid and Nidoqueen
    Victreebell and Magneton
    Everybody Polkamon

    Aerodactyl, Seel, Machoke
    Marill, Moltres and Slowpoke
    Articuno, Ditto, Muk
    Flareon and, oh, Psyduck
    Cloyster, Kingler, Shelder, Gloom
    Snorlax, and of course Vileplume
    Zapdos and Charmeleon
    Everybody Polkamon

    It's time to Polka
    For Ponyta and Pidgey too
    Come put on your lederhosen
    And try not to stamp on little Pikachu
    You better grab yourself a partner
    Like Tentacruel or Bulbasaur (Bulbasaur)
    Hold on a minute
    There's still at least a hundred and twenty seven more

    Including Ledyba and Omastar
    Jynx, Bellossom and Magmar
    Geodude and Arcanine
    Jigglypuff and Mr.Mime
    Don't forget about Sandslash
    Exeggcute and Rapidash
    Lickitung and Porygon
    Everybody Polkamon

    Everybody Polkamon
    Everybody Polkamon

  74. S.... D....

    Hands up if you actually went to the cinema to see Pokèmon The movie 2000 back in the day.
    **raises hand**

  75. D.... ....

    For no reason this song popped into my head, and after watching I became happy.

  76. B.... s....

    Let's see him do this shit now

  77. A.... ....

    No one understands the concept of ditto. Ditto means the same so that's ditto

  78. s.... !....

    ive never seen a worse made video

    s.... !....

    swagermuffinz ! It's from 2008, I'd say it's about average quality for the time

    s.... !....

    It was 2008...

  79. s.... ....

    Anyone here from Johnny vs Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)? No? Just me? Okay...

  80. N.... ....

    I remember this cd!

  81. d.... c....

    when you say DITTO twice

  82. T.... ....

    this kind of makes me think of the animaniacs

  83. k.... ....

    I came here because of second movie of pokemon and saw in credits the name of the melody.

    not through "twitch watches pokemon" however.

  84. G.... ....

    When I was a child, I was a fan of both Pokemon and Weird Al. I was overjoyed when I heard this song for the first time on the radio.

  85. V.... R....

    Does Weird Al only know about the first two generations of Pokemon?

  86. K.... P....

    Better than the pokemon rap.

  87. H.... ....

    Y a mi nadie me dedica una Polkamon Ship :'v

  88. D.... B....

    polka mon should be a band of jamaican polka artists playing pokemon music

  89. M.... J....

    Gah! Nostalgia right in the face!

  90. C.... H....

    I'd grab baulbasaur as a partner.

  91. T.... ....

    Oh god could you imagine how long this would be with a current Pokédex

    T.... ....

    TyranntX College Humor did a modern Pokémon Rap.

  92. B.... ....

    Need lyrics please

  93. S.... ....

    just watched power of one so weird hearing al

  94. 1.... ....

    I freaking love him now

  95. J.... C....

    😮😮🤓😮🤓😮😮😮😴

  96. D.... B....

    hey btw he said ditto twice

  97. S.... C....

    You have many more to go