Weird Al Yankovic - Green Eggs And Ham Lyrics






I do not like Green Eggs and Ham
I do not like them
Sam, I am

I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like them in a boat
I would not, could not, with a goat

I will not eat them in the rain
I do not like them on a train
I do not like them in a box
I will not eat them with a fox

I do not like them in a house
I would not, could not, with a mouse
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham
I do not like them
Sam, I am

Green Eggs and Ham
Green Eggs and Ham
Don't like Green Eggs and Ham





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  1. J.... H....

    This should be a theme song for Netflix's Green Eggs and Ham.

  2. W.... C....

    This one's a funny parody.

  3. T.... D....

    We had an LP narrated by Marvin Miller, and listening to it years later (on YouTube), I noticed that it has a very “beatnik coffee house” inspired accompaniment.

  4. B.... M....

    OK that's enough

  5. d.... ....

    Rocked’s 10 worst rock videos brought me here.

  6. t.... ....

    The chick on the right clearly loved licking Al's face. Even had to get the extra last one in at the end lol.

  7. F.... t....

    Always loved Steve Anthony at the end.

  8. H.... W....

    I recognize Erica Ehm and Steve Anthony but I'm not sure about the other VJ licking Al.  Is it Natalie Richard?

    H.... W....

    Don't think that's Erica Ehm, and don't think either of them were VJ's - though it was a long time ago so I might be mistaken. Steve Anthony "co-hosted" the special though, and that was definitely him at the end.

    H.... W....

    Ehm was a VJ but on watching it again, you're right, that's not her in this vid.

    H.... W....

    That most certainly is former Much VJ Natalie Richard on the left (well, our left; Al's right). And when I first saw the video, I too thought it was Erica Ehm on the right. As she opens her eyes when moving away from Al, it does look like Erica...I could be wrong, though. Perhaps she's just a stagehand...it's definitely not Ziggy Lorenc :p

  9. M.... O....

    Why was this NEVER PUT ON AN ALBUM?

    M.... O....

    Dr. Seuss' estate wouldn't allow it.

  10. A.... M....

    ❤❤😍😘

  11. S.... S....

    I do not like green eggs and ham!
    I do not like them, Sam-I-am!
    I do not like them in a box,
    I do not like them with a fox.
    I do not like them in a house,
    I do not like them with a mouse.
    I do not like them here or there,
    I do not like them anywhere.
    I do not like green eggs and ham!
    I do not like them, Sam-I-am!

  12. K.... &....

    This feels like a really bizarre porno...

  13. t.... ....

    What's this a parody of?

    t.... ....

    +trollskullkid69 U2 numb

    t.... ....

    The Edge.

    t.... ....

    trollskullkid69 Numb by U2, specifically their official music video. I highly recommend you watch it, it's absolutely Bizarre and having seen it makes Al's version so much better. XD

  14. K.... ....

    Probably took several takes to do this XD

  15. F.... ....

    that letter was not fake!! I wrote it!!! Thanks Al!

    F.... ....

    Seriously?

    F.... ....

    Blaze Infernus his handwriting must suck if even weird Al is noticing it

    F.... ....

    You're handwriting sucks

  16. e.... ....

    Truly a bizarre video.

  17. E.... ....

    I remember actually watching this on TV when it came out.  This is brilliant...and to Jason Goldman who posted a month ago....yes of course that letter is fake.  It's part of Weird Al's schtick...duh!!

  18. J.... G....

    I LOLed at the end.

  19. J.... G....

    That letter is obviously FAKE. This was just a ploy to get Al to plug this song on the show. He wanted to do this song anyway- he couldn't officially release it and do a real video for it. U2 gave him the green light to do this parody but not the Suess estate.

  20. A.... ....

    You have to respect a man who knows when the bit is over.

    A.... ....

    @Applemask Was the part where Al called it quits the part where the guy got raped in the original video, or am I reading too much into that?

  21. J.... M....

    0:39 song plays, 1:47 green eggs & ham

  22. Y.... ....

    U2 Numb parody, hilarious!

  23. R.... K....

    This is definitely the WEIRD part of Al. ;^)

    R.... K....

    Numb was a weird video to begin with, so he just added a new level of weird to the parody.

  24. p.... ....

    Yeah, thanks....we all watched the video....

  25. M.... M....

    The end of this vid cracks me up *every* time. Steve Anthony...I salute you. ;)

    M.... M....

    Steve Anthony was awesome... I loved it when he'd run and jump into the plate glass window in the studio and scare the shit out of the people on the sidewalk who were looking in, watching the show.

  26. M.... S....

    @trulordofthedance Many MANY takes.

  27. L.... ....

    i think casey and his brother covered this song. right before casey died, that is.

  28. M.... ....

    Holy shit. I fell laughing.

  29. M.... ....

    I'm from Calgary and that's so close to my dads name. Just 1 letter off in the last name. lol

  30. t.... ....

    Lol @ 1:29 when the rope goes in his mouth and he messes up the word.

  31. M.... R....

    man i fell good and bad 4 that kevin

  32. R.... ....

    Watching people lick his face was a bit gross lol. Weird Al is so awesome xD <3

  33. M.... ....

    SO AWESOME!!

  34. k.... ....

    @trulordofthedance Weird Al is God, thats why lol

  35. p.... ....

    I taped this on VHS when Al was at MuchMusic for like two whole days!! I laughed so much I couldn´t breathe!!

  36. s.... ....

    Numb parody!! :D