Weird Al Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid Lyrics
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Whipple's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you chew
Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickles
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip
Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go
It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
And party 'till you're broke and they drag you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid
It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free
Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid
Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends
You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say
Dare to be stupid
It's alright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go, Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
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Weird Al Yankovic Dare To Be Stupid Comments
Buzzfeed's official anthem.
Mentioning that this is the theme tune for Trump voters seems almost unnecessary---
Bah weep granah weep nini bong!
Holy shit...0:40 secs in...is that an interocitor from This Island Earth????
One master Nerd doing a parody of a group of nerds!
This song is going to be played before the reading of my will. I'd have it played at the funeral but I figure the ones at the will reading will be more incentified to watch the whole thing and pay attention. As I will explain that it holds all the answers to why I've divided my life's accumulation the way I have in the reading of the will that will follow. Just to find out I left it all to the dog.
This is cool!
Shitpost before shitposting was a thing I see...
Snoopy eat your heart out
Eat your heart out z100
я пакакал
Philco predicta Chalet
Westclox Moonbeam original
Sears Silvertone tube clock radio
Classic but a goodie
Mash potatoes can be your friend
Tom Servo: Oh, my interocitor is way nicer than that one!
1:15 Gumball, can't be the only one eh?
A parody of Devo turns out as regular Devo.
Transformers brought me here
Why does this remind me of a Peter Gabriel video?
Transformers the Movie's best scene
Imagine aliens visit and this is the only thing they see, never to return again because we've fucked up somewhere
It's so easy !!!
What can you do?
Who else came from Animat? I did!
Youtube recomended be like
I am wreck gar, I dare to be stupid
"I am good for only one thing: GARBAAAAAAAAGE!!"
Literally only 2 things in this song were not stupid
1. Turning the other cheek
2. Giving up the ship
People often choose other options, sadly.
This is the greatest song in the history of the world.
My mom forbade me to listen to this song when I was a kid (1990s) because she thought I'd actually be stupid enough to try turn the microwave on with my head in it...like, you can't turn the thing on with the door open...you couldn't back then, either.
She dared to be stupid
Weird al yankovic is God
this is an odd music video...even by Weird Al standards
I have no idea how I never watched this video. I always watch a bunch of Junkions fighting Autbots.
when Al was more Devo than the real Devo
Bah Weep Gra Na weep nini bong!
Do I...
DARE TO BE STUPID?!
A Bigsby on a Steinberger!
Did anyone else notice the Interocitor in this video?
I wonder if the Toastercaster is really a thing??
I played this in a junkyard. All the cars started dancing .
This is the song that got me into Devo.
Thanks Weird Al.
legitmate all time banger and sickass video
you can just give up the ship!
Y E S!
TV! We talk TV!
1:28 We are the Grateful Dead.
That has to be the reference, that I didn't get til 15 years later
I wanna get Steve Jay's bass strap so badly, does anyone know where I could buy one?
Looking back, i now realize Al is why im like this
Perfect description of boomers.
wish i have those dreams
Someone please take all the stupid challenges and add this song to them. I would watch it. (Like the Tide pod Challenge)
I had this as my alarm for a while so I cant stand the intros music but I enjoy his songs enough to really not care
The official motto of the Republican party!
Democrats too, welcome to [current year]
doing land scaping and listening too music at the same time. right when i picked up the chainsaw weird al said " PUT DOWN THAT CHAIN SAW AND LISTEN TOO ME"
Weird Al "woke" before woke was a thing
Transformers fans where you at?
it's one of his first style parody. He did one of beach boys, nine inch nails, the pixies, talking heads, the doors, etc
Jesus christ, 1985, I had no idea that Weird Al was making songs even back then, that was 11 years before I was born. My lordy.
Ha - he's standing at the Interocitor from the movie This Island Earth. Brilliant!
Absolutely brilliant! If this had been an actual Devo song, it'd be one of their best hits.
Catagory : Music
Song :TOM's DINER
Good Job Youtube.
Transformers the movie
I like this one!! But they don't have those hats on!!
whats the original?
There is none. Over half of Al's songs are originals and this is one of them.
This one is what Al calls a style parody. He studies the body of work of an artist and then he writes an original song in their style.
@chickadee ok
Transformers
Better than devo
Bah weep granagh weep nini bong!
I don’t care what anyone says this song is FUCKING AWESOME ESPECIALLY IN THE TRANSFORMERS G1 MOVIE
BAH WEEP GRAANA WEEP NI NI BONG!!
Weird Al: Dare to be stupid.
Youtube Algorithm: You wanted "Brand New POP" playlist after this?
mission: squeeze the charmin
obstacle: mr.whipple
That thumbnail visits me in my nightmares.
Mashed potatoes can be your friends
DEVO !
The True Pioneers Of Rock and Roll Music Videos
DEVO is Ahead of Their Time !
It’s honestly pretty impressive how many DEVO references he managed to fit into the music video.
Because DEVO is Weird Al Yankovic
Favorite Band !
I listened to whip it immediately before listening to this song. I can definitely hear the similarities
Mash Motatoes are my friends.
Mr. Wipple is m,ty friend
Also this is a sped up version
Of Deep Sleep DEVO from The Album Oh No! It's DEVO !
1982
Plus this a Tribute To DEVO
Since DEVO is Weird Al Yankovic
Favorite groups !
It sounds like the keyboards
are saying DEVO DEVO DEVO
Dare to Be DEVO !
It's not hard to knock them down, it's getting them to stay down that's the trick!
Happy New year 2020 !
Weird Al Yankovic and DEVO fans !
My last 4 brain cells in 3 AM:
More devo than devo
You cannot listen to this song without remembering the scene from the transformers g1 movie
Transformers: The Movie. The best 80s movie. Who's listening to this after seeing the movie?
I just watched the Transformers movie 2 days ago. I always listen to these afterwards.
Transformers The Movie...the cartoon movie not Michael Bay's versions....
The description says the song is TOMS DINER
“You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip”
Tbh this is me
That's the voice of Milo Murphy right here!
My first Weird Al cassette tape given to me for my 10th birthday in 1985. I have bought many of his videos when they were in VHS format. My VCR still works, but it's pretty old and too much work to rewind them these days. They're all stuck at the end. *slouches in my car seat and taps the screen on my phone* This is the way to go today.
On this day in 1985 {December 29th} 'Weird Al' Yankovic performed "Dare To Be Stupid" on the ABC-TV Saturday-afternoon program, 'American Bandstand'...
"Dare To Be Stupid" was track two of side one on his third studio album, 'Dare To Be Stupid', the album peaked at #50 on Billboard's Top 200 Albums chart...
One track from the album made Billboard's Top 100 chart, "Like A Surgeon", it reached #47 in July of 1985...
Between 1983 and 2014 the Downey, California native had eleven records on the Top 100 chart, one* made the Top 10, "White & Nerdy", it reached #9 {for 1 week} on October 15th, 2006...
Alfred Matthew 'Weird Al' Yankovic celebrated his 60th birthday two months ago on October 23rd, 2019...
* He came close to having a second Top 10 record when his "Eat It" peaked at #12 in April of 1984...
Why doesn't having his album, Mandatory Fun, debut as #1 on the Billboard Charts count?
Everytime I listen to this song I totally forget I'm listening to Al Yankovic and not Devo
Who's here from hearing this in the the 1986 Transformers movie?
That is the eight years of Obama
This was from the Transformers film.
Weird Al is such a genius😁
Still can't believe this song was in Transformers 😂😂😂
1.2k people have no sense of humor.
Every time I listen to this song and there's a commercial before or afterwards, my brain thinks it's part of the movie UFI and I wait for the punch line...
Hey- beavis- ehehehehhehe uheheheh This is cool