Weird Al Yankovic - Crampton Comes Alive Lyrics

Well, woke up this morning
With a Big Mac in my hand
What fries, whose fries
Where's my Hot Apple Pies
Must be a joke
I can't believe there's no Coke
Thank you, thank you, thank you

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Weird Al Yankovic Crampton Comes Alive Comments
  1. Tymoteusz Bzymek

    My dad: thinks im asleep

  2. Angie Logic

    Hey Brady! Remember me from Catasauqua Area Showcase Theatre, Beauty and the Beast? Couldn’t stop petting your tail, haha! Well, this is simply hilarious, and I’ll definitely be coming to see you play Judas👍