Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics

Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.
You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime.
I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day.
Mom would be cooking up a mess of boysenberry and tunafish burritos
for our big Christmas dinner, and dad would be decorating the tree with little bits of Spam.
And then, the big day would finally arrive.
I'd stay up all night and wait for Santa,
a-and when he finally showed up,
we'd all hold his hands down in the waffle maker until he promised
to give us everything we wanted! Ah, yeah, those were the days.
Well, Merry Christmas everybody, and, let's do lunch.

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Weird Al Yankovic Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic Comments
  1. bad Good

    Fucken amazing

  2. it's big brain time

    The aftermath of me getting spoiled at my grandma's house:

    Shoot someone already made a comment that's pretty much like this one.

  3. Javier1478963

    Dk expand dong be like:

  4. Snoofy Comments

    300 lb girls named Paige even though they know they’re the whole book


    Michael jackson! THE King of pop!

  6. LittleGamer401

    This is Garfield's most favorite song.

  7. Freddie Fan

    Lol love this 3:43

  8. Church Izthaname

    You know im smmmmoooth/huge 😆

  9. Shadow MB

    1:19 when Luffy uses gear 4th tank man

  10. Kyle Ferguson

    still mad he didn't' actually get fat for this

  11. Алексей Панасюк

    This is America

  12. Hattie Babb

    "I've got more chins/than Chinatown.". The stuff we got away with in the 80s and 90s.
    "Your butt is wide, mine is too."

    Kim Kardashian:
    "Your butt is wide, mine is too."

    Kim Kardashian:

  13. Radkon Psygami

    This video is actually "thin shaming".

    "You ain't fat! You ain't ain't nothing!!!"

  14. Savannah Osborne

    thay funny boy

  15. Neo Blaze

    boy: man what should i say to her?

    crush: hi

    boy: nothing to fancy just tell her how you feel ok here i go!

    boy: your butt is wide

  16. A. Ellett Larry

    This man has been doing meme music before memes were even a thing
    "When I go to get my shoes shined, I gotta take their word". Ahhh, this is just too good.
    Ham on whole wheat. At least he pick a healthy kind of bread.

  17. Rudy Zuniga


  18. Milton Brown Jr

    When I sit around the house I really sit around the house🏘️

  19. Владимир Иванов


  20. HypnoSkales

    Americans be like

  21. Денис Успешный

    “Cause I’m the king of cellulite”... the lyrics just flows

  22. Bill Olsen

    "And at the beach, I'm a lucky man. I'm the only one, Who get a tan"

  23. Rina

    My class put this song and I laphe

  24. Becoming Sentient

    Shout out to the Fat Boys!
    Also 4:18 has been my favorite part of this video since the VHS days.

  25. Patrick Wentzell

    In that death match fight on the MTV sickamation I like when Steve O says this.
    "what's your favorite food Malanocis seconds? your even more stupid than Knoxville."

  26. Elixir Mixer

    People with inflation fetish:

    Me: wtf?

  27. bibasik7

    Song starts at 1:18.

  28. Денис Успешный

    this is better than the original song.

  29. Jay Locke

    So Many Comments About How Fat Americans Are Had To Go Check My Weight😂😂👎

  30. Alien Hybrid

    Me after driving past a Krispy Kreme at 11pm after 3 hours in the gym 1:18

  31. Minecraft Boy12321

    This is a knockoff of. Micheals Jackson’s “ bad”

  32. CosmicRagoon

    Wild pokemon encounter 1:06

  33. C Up

    this is actually better than Bad imho lol

    tim uebbing

    So true!

  34. Sad Guy

    *hee hee*

  35. TrainZ876

    Damn, listen and dance you might lose a few pounds

  36. Sky Helper

    I use to watch this song when I was 7-8
    Sorry I cannot control my self

  37. ryan

    Weird Al screaming is the best sound in the world.

  38. MattyBoyo N

    2:56 me doing the whip and nae nae on my dads grave XDDDDDDDD

  39. MattyBoyo N

    poo poo yummy :p

  40. jake falatko

    1:20 his buckles break to the song

  41. Giles Saint-Loup

    I am actually surprised with myself forgetting how faithful to the original video (for being a parody) this was, as well as the choreography for the dancers.

  42. kingkiah of gods

    I wonder how Michael Jackson feel

    Your average ant

    He died before this was made

    Zoey M

    Michael helped Al make this video.

    Your average ant

    @Zoey M ?

    Zoey M

    @Your average ant Michael loved Al and not only gave Al permission to make this video, but let him use the same set he used when he made his video for Bad. When Al won a grammy and got a gold record for the album, Even Worse, it was on, Al gave Michael, the gold record.

    Your average ant

    @Zoey M oh kewl

  43. killermcchungus 123

    " When I go to get my shoes shined I have to take their word". My favorite song lyric of all time

  44. cosplay_anime2020 ANIME MANGA


  45. A Stovallo

    This guy's career had to end! Today these videos would never even make it past production concept.

    Zoey M

    What are you talking about? Al's just as popular as ever. Just try to get a ticket to one of his shows. He sells out so fast, if you're not right on it, you can't get a ticket.

  46. Payton Wolfe

    The hell did I just watch

  47. Mr. LeafyBruh


    Yo homeboy, Where have you been, man?
    We've been looking for you.
    Yeah we ain't seen you round burgerworld lately, so where have you been, huh?
    Well, you know, around.
    Want a piece of pizza? Think I got a piece around here somewhere.
    No that's okay, thanks.
    Yo ding dong man, ding dong, ding dong yo.
    No thanks, really.
    Yo eat this, man it's good for you.
    I'm not really very hungry right now.
    Hey man, what it is with you? You on some kind of diet?
    (Couldn't understand 0:42)
    Back off me man, back off.
    The question is, are you fat, or what?
    Leave me alone!
    I said are you fat?
    Get off me man, stop it!
    You ain't down with us no more. You ain't fat! You ain't fat!
    You ain't fat, you ain't nothing! You ain't nothing!

    *actual song starts*

    Your butt is wide, well mine is too
    Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
    The word is out, better treat me right
    'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
    Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

    My zippers bust, my buckles break
    I'm too much man for you to take
    The pavement cracks when I fall down
    I've got more chins than Chinatown

    Well, I've never used a phone booth
    And I've never seen my toes
    When I'm goin' to the movies
    I take up seven rows

    Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
    Just now tell me once again who's fat

    When I walk out to get my mail
    It measures on the Richter scale
    Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
    I'm the only one who gets a tan
    If I have one more pie a la mode
    I'm gonna need my own zip code

    When you're only having seconds
    I'm having twenty-thirds
    When I go to get my shoes shined
    I gotta take their word

    Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
    Lemme tell you once again who's fat

    If you see me comin' your way
    Better give me plenty space
    If I tell you that I'm hungry
    Then won't you feed my face

    Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
    I really sit around the house

    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know, you know, you know, come on
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
    Lemme tell you once again

    You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, you know, ho
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
    Just tell me once again who's fat.

    Becoming Sentient

    The portion at 0:42 is: "Is that what they teach you in that lityle sissy school of yours?"

    Also, his response is "Back off, B-man, back off!"

  48. Shot Bro

    This song wouldn’t be allowed to release nowadays due to “fat-shaming”

    Snoofy Comments

    Shot Bro he’s only fat shaming himself

    Zoey M

    He's not fat shaming. He sings, "I'm fat and I'm proud."

  49. Mr. LeafyBruh


  50. Shrek’s Sister

    Me and my homies after living in America

  51. Average Frog

    *the pride and superiority you feel from having an unhealthier lifestyle than others is a short term gratification that will lead to long term detriments*

  52. Auntie888

    This would NEVER work today if it was released today because so many people would be offended

  53. George Washington Josh

    This is not better than the original, but it sure is a masterpiece.

  54. MrEP32

    wings of redemption has nice hair

  55. Lenetra Lashay Wysinger

    How can he fit those clothes with that much weight

  56. Lenetra Lashay Wysinger

    That part where he saysYou know over and over again killed me

  57. Andrew The vlogger

    This was posted on the day I was born

  58. Zhxul

    This is what happens when u listen to me to eat ur cereal

  59. Professor Duck


  60. Mark Federici


  61. Satan_In_Black_Satin_Panties

    😂😂 the next advert is for weight loss


    He looks so young and moves like he is young for a 51 year old i swear

  63. lizard Kid 101

    This song explains your mom

  64. OOZiTen

    Rone vs Big T 0:48

  65. Mark Federici

    GB back go school

  66. Mark Federici

    Jack in the box sucks me mlm

  67. Mark Federici

    Lick the lady's up a.c and down

  68. Thot Slayer

    Are used to get bullied in school, and they would say this, but honestly, this song is the funniest fucking song ever

  69. Thot Slayer

    God I love this song!

  70. Mark Federici

    I'm so fat I need two cars two drivein

  71. Mark Federici

    Pizza hut giving away free bread with a large pizza.

    Mark Federici

    Mark federici owns. Pizza hut. Free breadsticks with every large pizza. And we are now open. 24hours.

    Mark Federici

    Please reopen Ashley's a&w and let me ownit.

    Mark Federici

    own it. Federici 5037201758 and secure the area with cameras and the police.

    Mark Federici

    Headley garderd with police.

  72. Mark Federici

    Did you miss me cause I sure ase h ed ll missed you. Herse a Hershey kiss for everyone in thise room.

  73. ༒Gorm Auslander༒

    I've got more chins than China Town is such a great line


    Still hillarious



  76. Sophia Willis

    1:30 That FACE tho

  77. Zach Washington

    This Lizzo’s anthem

  78. mikeyra

    I'm having 23rds. Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

  79. dropshiptech

    My butt is even WIDER !!!!

  80. dropshiptech

    This is a ( MJ ) Rippoff

    aesthetic dreamcast

    Its parody

  81. jovanni wrate

    How's fat Michael Jackson

    jovanni wrate

    I'm sorry

  82. Dill Pickle

    This is every body who goes to mcdonlads every day

  83. kekai volkoff

    Him dancing: *loses 100 pounds*
    Him eating the taco: *1000 pounds added!*

  84. NickTheOne PB

    He’s challenging big chungus???

  85. Joel Bueno

    Copion 😡😡😡😡 nadie le copia a michael jackson



  86. Pin #6 From Wii Sports Bowling

    People were a lot cooler before I was born.

  87. Leander Williams

    Wow, I forgot this was my theme song.

  88. Joshua Goslyn

    If you're watching this in 2020 you're definitely fat

    Leander Williams

    My shadow weighs 42 pounds.

  89. Yo Homie


    Read more

    Yo Homie

    You thought

  90. Francey Potter


  91. puppets bra Townsend

    3:15 pornhub?

  92. Chance Depel

    fat steriotypes

  93. German Armendariz

    He’s funny

  94. Koty Payne

    Those are some talented fat guys