Weird Al Yankovic - Alimony Lyrics



Here she comes now, wants her alimony
Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony
Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now
Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest
I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

(Yeah) 'Cause she took my house (alimony), my car (alimony)
My shoes (alimony) and my toothbrush too (alimony)
Too bad (alimony), so sad (alimony)
Ah-she got (alimony), got the gift of grab (alimony)
I'm in debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt)

Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony
Tryin' to squeeze some blood from a stonee-stony
Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah
Then she took me for everything, yeah everything
She could get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get)

(Get) Well I'm out of cash (alimony), no dough (alimony)
I'm broke (alimony), it's no joke (alimony)
The check's in the mail (alimony), get off (alimony)
My back (alimony), cut me some slack (alimony)
I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Oh you do
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Is it due
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Or you'll sue
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony)

Alimony (yeah), mony (yeah)
Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

Wow

(cash register "ching")

(Alimony, alimony, alimony) I said (alimony)
Come on, come on, come on

Alimony, alimony, alimony
Bleed me dry (alimony)

I said no (no), oh no (no)
No (no), no (no), no (no), no (no), no (no)




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  1. Nathan Clouse

    Here she comes now, wants her alimony
    Bleedin’ me dry as a bony bony
    Workin’ 3 jobs just to stay in debt now
    Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest
    I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

    (Yeah) ‘Cause she took my house (alimony), my car (alimony)
    My shoes (alimony) and my toothbrush too (alimony)
    Too bad (alimony), so said (alimony)
    Ah-she got (alimony), got the gift of grab (alimony)
    I’m in debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt)

    Lawyer’s callin’ me on the telephony
    Tryin’ to squeeze some blood from a stonee-stony
    Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah
    Then she took me for everything, yeah everything
    She could get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get)

    (Get) Well I’m out of cash (alimony), no dough (alimony)
    I’m broke (alimony), it’s no joke (alimony)
    The check’s in the mail (alimony), get off (alimony)
    My back (alimony), cut me some slack (alimony)
    I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

    (Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Oh you do
    (Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Is it due
    (Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Or you’ll sue
    (Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony)
    Alimony (yeah), mony (yeah)
    Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
    Wow

    (Alimony, alimony, alimony) I said (alimony)
    Come on, come on, come on
    Alimony, alimony, alimony
    Bleed me dry (alimony)
    I said no (no), oh no (no)
    No (no), no (no), no (no), no (no), no (no)

  2. Laissez-Fayre

    This song will NEVER cease to be sad and funny at the same time! Long may Weird Al reign. :-D

  3. IceMan24

    🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙

  4. Todd Campbell

    🤘🏼🤟

  5. Ryan Ball

    Yeah, that's crazy. I have like 30 favorite Weird Al songs and this is one of them. Genius

  6. - Buehmann

    2:45-2:47 How did they create the same ray-gun sound Steve Stevens used? I read that he used an actual toy gun. But what did they do in this song?

  7. Accuracy

    9000 anyone?

    Mike Michaels

    1765 here

    Floating Brik Animations

    Oh, same

  8. eljolto 2

    The beginning reminds me of "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived" by Weezer

    pbhtllt

    Actually, I find the parody being about owing alimony to an ex-wife to be completely apt. There was a chant people would make in between the lines of "mony mony" when it was new and popular that was "hey! say what! Get laid, get f**ked!". This parody is the natural result of such a freewheeling sexual strategy. I used to be in a bar band with some boomers and people would chant this every time we played it.

  9. Dom the Bomb

    I imagine weird al performing in rags and bread bags

  10. Dom the Bomb

    Gotta show this to my divorced parents

  11. Paul Nguyen

    Published by Big 7 Music/Warner Chappell; original publisher: Patricia Music, Inc.

  12. Let It Be Known

    Weird Al takes my alimony every time i buy his merchandise or see him in concert...AND I DON'T MIND!!!

  13. No one Special

    Are ex-wives less capable than young adults moving out of their parents house? Young adults that move out depended on their parents from the time they were born until the time they moved out. I'm unaware of any laws that require parents to make some kind of support payments to their young adult children when they decide to move out or when their parents kick them out. 🤔

  14. carmen wigg

    My fave song

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    One of the greatest albums of all time!

    frannie apples

    Weird Al Yankovic Countdowns AND MORE this is probably my favorite but so hard to choose.