Weezer - Miss Sweeney Lyrics






Bzzz.... Bzzz....
Hi, hello, Miss Sweeney?
Could you please come in my office for a second?
I'm heading home for the day
And I thought it'd be good for you and me to check in
I met with the gal from Expo
And they do have the "slab" cabinets in white
She thinks we can take the measurements
down at the site
If we do that, we'll be just fine, Miss Sweeney
That's all I got to say to you at this time, Miss Sweeney
Actually there's one other thing on my mind

Girl, you make the rain clouds disappear
The sun always shines when you're near
I'm waiting until you love me

I'm so sorry Miss Sweeney
I don't know where that came from
I think I was overcome by spontaneous emotion
Anyway, the cash deposit of $5,000 will need to be sent to the property owner tomorrow.
If there are any problems with the deposit or contract
Don't be afraid to holler,
I don't want to have a approve each stinking dollar
that we borrow
Aww forget it, Miss Sweeney

Girl, you make the rain clouds disappear
The sun always shines when you're near
I'm waiting until you love me

Miss Sweeney, I got to admit the truth
I am totally head over heels in love with you
Every day you come to the office looking fine
Navy business suit clinging tightly to your spine
You ask me if I'm ready to get down to work
Sweeney, baby, I'm ready... be my...

Girl, you make the rain clouds disappear
The sun always shines when you're near
I'm waiting until you love me
Girl, you light the skies of my life
I swear I will make you my wife
I'm waiting until you love me





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  1. R.... K....

    ..much "Thanks-" 🇺🇸🌹💐🍀🐆🐈🌞🌍👍👐. BOBZGT🏁🐾

  2. y.... ....

    one of my favs

  3. R.... K....

    ..🎼🎶🎵🇺🇸😇💐. THANKS. Bob. BOBZGT🐾🏆💝

  4. J.... g....

    The office jim and pam?????? lol

  5. R.... K....

    ..Thank You - 🐝🎼🎵🇺🇸💕🐾. BOBZGT🏁🍀

  6. M.... G....

    I think Ms. Sweeney is Mrs. Lovett.

  7. P.... H....

    Bzzz... Bzzz...
    Hi, Hello, Miss Sweeney?
    Could you please come in my office for a second?
    I'm heading home for the day
    And I thought it would be good for you and me to check in
    I met with the gal from Expo
    And they do have the "slab" cabinets in white
    She thinks we can take the measurements
    Down at the site
    If we do that, we'll be just fine, Miss Sweeney
    That's all I got to say to you at this time, Miss Sweeney
    Actually there's one other thing on my mind

    Girl, you make the rain clouds disappear
    The sun always shines when you're near
    I'm waiting until you love me, Sweeney

    I'm so sorry Miss Sweeney
    I don't know where that came from
    I think I was overcome by a spontaneous emotion
    Anyway, the cash deposit of $5, 000 dollars will need to be sent to the property owner tomorrow
    If there are any problems with the deposit or contract
    Don't be afraid to holler
    I don't want to have to approve each stinking dollar
    That we borrow
    Aww forget it, Miss Sweeney

    Girl, you make the rain clouds disappear
    The sun always shines when you're near
    I'm waiting until you love me

    Miss Sweeney, I got to admit the truth
    I am totally head over heels in love witchoo
    Every day you come to the office looking fine
    Navy business suit clinging tightly to your spine
    You ask me if I'm ready to get down to work
    Sweeney, baby, I'm ready... Be my...

    Girl, you make the rain clouds disappear
    The sun always shines when you're near
    I'm waiting until you love me
    Girl, you light the skies of my life
    I swear I will make you my wife
    I'm waiting until you love me, Miss Sweeney
    Miss Sweeney eeeeee oooooooh!

  8. a.... !....

    i fell in love with song INSTANTLY

  9. J.... W....

    she sounds like quite the lady

  10. V.... ....

    *cough cough* bleu exploit *cough cough*

    V.... ....

    lmao im here too

    V.... ....

    I remember when I had whitelist, but now it's discounted. Also it was shit but I loved it cause it was my first exploit. It wasn't executing Dex, if I remember? It was a good exploit on 2017, but it later becomed shit. Anyways love to Bleu it was my first exploit.

    V.... ....

    i heard that it's getting remastered or something like that

    V.... ....

    @Epiruku no, it discounted

    V.... ....

    damn, that sucks

  11. C.... M....

    Hi, hello Miss Sweeney?
    Could you please come into my office for a second?
    I’m heading home to MY WIFE and I think it’d be good for me and you to check in.
    First of all, I’m married, so this may sound really douchey.
    But here’s the chorus, screw you.

    Girl, don’t matter if I wasn’t married.
    This would still sound a wee bit douchey.
    I’m waiting for her to divorce me.
    Sweeney.

    I’m so sorry, Miss Sweeney.
    I’m somebody else’s husband.
    I think my, “Rivers Mustache” got in the way and increased my douchey-ness.
    Anyway, I’ll just move past this like it’s totally normal.
    The cash deposit, blah blah blah, real estate, property owner, money.
    Screw you, again to the chorus.

    Girl, don’t matter if I wasn’t married.
    This would still sound a wee bit douchey.
    I’m waiting for her to divorce me.

    Miss Sweeney, I gotta admit the truth.
    I would totally divorce my wife to be with you.
    You look kinda pretty and I don’t care if I have a wife.
    You’re not like all the others, you don’t tell me to get a life.
    You ask me if I’m ready to stop rhyming in the song.
    Yes I am, screw you, *_cHoRuS_*

    Girl, don’t matter if I wasn’t married.
    This would still sound a wee bit douchey.
    I’m waiting for her to divorce me.
    Girl, I’m gonna get rid of my wife.
    I don’t need her in my life.
    *I’LL KILL HER, THEN HIDE THE BODY*
    Miss Sweeney.

  12. C.... J....

    This was on the RED album?? Never heard it before.. weird..

    C.... J....

    Red Album Deluxe.

  13. d.... a....

    Muy bonita.
    Tanto que me recuerda a alguien que quiero mucho.
    Saludos desde Monte Grande, Argentina!

  14. 8.... ....

    "You ask me if I'm ready to get down to work, Sweeney baby I'm ready...." <3
    Id be Miss Sweeney anyday.... *swoon*

  15. G.... F....

    great instrumental
    rivers just ruins it

  16. E.... W....

    The bonus tracks on this album are amazing!

  17. J.... S....

    this song is how the romance in Mass Effect feels

  18. M.... S....

    underrated weezer album

    M.... S....

    Mario Itrolluinbathrobe its my favorite

    M.... S....

    ill gio you're my favorite ;)

    M.... S....

    its even with blue for me right behind pinkerton

    M.... S....

    going through all their albums, and so far, this is my least favorite. I guess they were successful in expanding their fan base :)

  19. A.... P....

    Sometimes I sing "Feeny" instead of "Sweeny" & I imagine it's a song to Mr. Feeny from Boy Meets World.

    A.... P....

    The only way to truly enjoy this song for all it's worth

    A.... P....

    hahah omg Ive done the same.

  20. M.... D....

    weird I didn't know Miss Sweeney was a band...

    M.... D....

    well weezer is their biggest hit... now you know

    M.... D....

    @soysaucefool
    *winks* thanks for playing along

  21. A.... M....

    this sounds a lot like "Susanne" from the blue album lol

    A.... M....

    +Anthony Morataya Exactly what I was thinking about the Chorus!

    A.... M....

    What if the name of the girl is Susanne Sweeney?

    A.... M....

    Plot Twist: Miss Sweeney was Susanne in disguise.

  22. E.... M....

    I knew a Miss Sweeney during my early 20s. She was beautiful, sexy, smart, hard working, such a bright smile, great laugh, awesome sense of humor, and tough. She's still radiant as ever today (thank you, Facebook). Too bad life took us in different directions. But at least this song will always remind me of her. And she made the best snickerdoodle cookies (my fav)! 

  23. K.... S....

    Hahah, this is one of my favorites. My last name used to be Sweeney, It's different now, but I always tell everyone that Weezer wrote a song about me, lol.

  24. S.... F....

    Hey who's with me to say that this album this song comes from smokes that "Blue album".   Red Album all the way!!!!

    S.... F....

    @Marcus JM If they replaced Scott, Brian and Pat's songs with 3 bonus tracks i think it'd beat it

    S.... F....

    +Steve F I totally with you, its my favourite weezer album

    S.... F....

    lol you should be ashamed of yourself

    S.... F....

    Weezer has better albums, but this one is great.

    S.... F....

    that said, you'd probably help your cause if you knew it was called the red album...

  25. J.... M....

    great album but you must get the delux version as the extra 4 tracks are determinately worth it. Also if you like vinyl check out the master tape repressing of three of their albums on Mobile Fidelity. They sound sensational.

  26. M.... M....

    This song should have replaced Troublemaker on the Red Album. Weezer still makes great music, they just seem to not put it on the albums

    M.... M....

    It's crazy that this song was treated as a b-side, completely omitted from the original copies of Red.

    M.... M....

    based on this comment, have you actually listened to the lyrics?

    M.... M....

    I'd have it replace Thought I Knew, Pig replace Automatic, and allow Scott to have one song but make it King instead of Cold Dark World because King is a pretty good song and CDW is boooring

    M.... M....

    Shoulda replaced 'Cold Dark World.'

    M.... M....

    Jeremy Schep that's spot on. This record would be infinitely better with that listing

  27. E.... ....

    One of my fav weezer songs!! I didn't have the deluxe version of the red album so i didn't get this track and heard it for the first time on the Weezer cruise and was so blown away!!!

  28. S.... ....

    I sing it loud and proud in the car, much to my family's delight! ;)

  29. B.... L....

    great music... genial!

  30. M.... ....

    Your grammar isn't as good as Weezer's.

  31. E.... ....

    no, and you guys are the ones that are worth waiting for!! :)

  32. C.... ....

    Glad to see I'm not the only one!

  33. F.... K....

    Thank you for having someone sensible out there. No one should compare a band to the Beatles. It is an insult to the Beatles and the band you are comparing, both.

  34. H.... ....

    AVAR *

  35. n.... ....

    except the beatles isnt as good as weezer

  36. V.... ....

    I hear some Wonderboy!

  37. P.... M....

    i like weezer way more then the beatles but if there were no beatles there would be no weezer probably..

  38. N.... F....

    Thank you.

  39. a.... ....

    well said :)

  40. N.... F....

    Yeah, I know from experience lol. I used to be an asshole but I never had anyone who I was compatible with, only girls that were good for one thing. I got tired of it and would gladly trade that for a girl who gets me, one who can be my best friend as well. Yeah it is very fucked up lol, but there's 6 billion of us here on this Earth, we are bound to find someone.

  41. a.... ....

    I fully agree! Allthough it's mostly the non-douchebag guys that get last pick. A very fkd up thing in this world

  42. N.... F....

    You could be oblivious to it. There's a lot of us guys out there who secretly feel that way about a woman. Were not all douche bags lol.

  43. J.... J....

    I'm so proud to be a Sweeney.

  44. E.... ....

    I'm holding out for a guy who feels this way about me

    E.... ....

    update?

    E.... ....

    I hope she found that guy

  45. n.... ....

    @DaPiNkPlAyA44
    not a fan of classical music, I see.

  46. s.... ....

    @daniellieeyyy yea me 2 but spelled better like Sweeny

  47. p.... ....

    Sylar!!

  48. T.... R....

    The Sun always shines when you're near!

  49. T.... R....

    I AM FUCKING IN AWE OF THIS SONG!
    AND THIS BAND!!!!

  50. M.... T....

    I absolutely love this song!

  51. D.... ....

    This song has th longest intro ever.

  52. M.... ....

    memorized this song

  53. M.... ....

    I'm so sorry Miss Sweeney, I don't know where that came from.

  54. m.... ....

    This song is not only great, but it is such a fascinating concept

  55. F.... ....

    @MooseyFate100 white?

  56. S.... ....

    it sounds like weezer doing Primus

  57. a.... ....

    I am very pleasantly surprised! I had no idea Cuomo was capable of writing anything like this anymore... Easily the best thing he has made this decade!

  58. j.... ....

    Best weezer song this decade

  59. K.... ....

    I TOTALLY RELATE TO SONG!

  60. G.... ....

    I think that I was overcome by a spontaneous emotion.

  61. J.... S....

    Best thing Weezer has done since Pinkerton.

  62. p.... ....

    This song makes me giggle. "Oh forget it, Miss Sweeney!!" :P

  63. A.... G....

    i love this

  64. m.... ....

    Never heard this song before today, but it is great. Has a bit of that 'original Weezer' sound, which is great. But the vocalization in the verses follows more their new approach. Love it.

  65. 1.... ....

    @InsomniacParanoiac its not technically a new one, its an old album but with deluxe songs added to it. its the deluxe pinkerton album

  66. P.... ....

    @Luigiman555
    I dont like ppl that say blue and pinkerton were their only good albums, but Raditude definatley wasnt their best (underdogs is one of their best ever songs though). Red was incredible

  67. S.... ....

    Girl,you make the rainclouds disappear
    The sun always shine when you're near
    I'm waiiting until you love me.

    This song has some killer lyrics in it =)

  68. A.... G....

    i've in love with this song. it's been on repeat on my ipod :D

  69. L.... ....

    Too bad weezer died with the raditude album. They just don't have much of an original sound anymore. I regard this as their last album.

  70. 9.... ....

    @jamesphilip911 Brand New = Streetlight Manifesto = Elliott Smith > Weezer >>>>>>>>>>>>> The Beatles

    Glad I could help

  71. T.... ....

    if you like weezer, you'll definitely like songs from TRIPLIVE

    check out our channel!

    T.... ....

    I'm here to remind you nine years later of how much of a bitch you were 9 years ago

  72. K.... P....

    why are all of weezer's songs so good. THERE ARE SO MANY SONGS THAT IM IN LOVE WITH, I CANT KEEP TRACK OF THEM ALL! :)

  73. S.... A....

    caz ! amazing !

  74. B.... A....

    This is the best thing they've done since Pinkerton, by far.

  75. p.... ....

    this is vintage weezer. only weezer album where the b-sides were way better

  76. p.... ....

    Miss Weinie

  77. M.... ....

    Weezer captures white awkward nerdy unrequited love perfectly. They rule.

  78. c.... ....

    Agreed. You, sir or madam, are one a great few. Haza! :)

  79. c.... ....

    Interesting. They both have the same note/tone that introduces the song.

    Yet, I think we're thinking too much into it. ;)

  80. J.... M....

    can I be Ms. Sweeney? :) <3 <3

  81. a.... ....

    i love this song but i dont know why.. lol

  82. a.... ....

    one of the best songs eva!

  83. S.... C....

    Are you saying that I'm trolling or the other guy?

    I'm not trolling, I just happened to see that he misspelled that. :P

  84. T.... ....

    Are there really people whose english skills are at that level in the USA? Or is that just somekind of trolling?

  85. F.... S....

    ...............=P

  86. F.... S....

    lol yeah my english teacher luvs this song to!!!!!!!!
    he is the one tht got me to like it

  87. B.... S....

    my english teacher loves this song

  88. A.... G....

    luv dis song. i'd just melt if i had a boss singing to me.

  89. F.... S....

    lol i luv this song my teacher got me upsest with it kinda akward

  90. S.... C....

    Yeah, they are.

    Btw, it's spelled "bonus" :D

  91. l.... ....

    i love this song

  92. c.... ....

    This is the original Susanne.

  93. d.... ....

    didn't.


    im a fale-ur

  94. d.... ....

    grammar*

    DID'NT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SPELLING!

  95. c.... ....

    This is the original susanne.

  96. w.... ....

    nah brah.

  97. A.... R....

    The chords sound similar to the start of "Brother" by Alice in chains

  98. M.... T....

    This song and Dreamin' are the best songs on the album

  99. k.... c....

    owh wat a power full lyrics ..

  100. M.... D....

    lol "i was like GOD DAMN!!" i had the same reaction