Weezer - L.A. Girlz Lyrics






LA girls, please act your age
You treat me like I have the plague
It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
LA girls, please act your age
Sweeten up your lemonade
And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

I think I'm in whiplash
I'm losing it mixing ammonia and bleach
I get off at Pico and sell my possessions
So you will know just how I feel
I love your long hair
But you just don't care
So please help me fathom this
World without music
And by the way, when can we talk?

LA girls, please act your age
You treat me like I have the plague
It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
LA girls, please act your age
Sweeten up your lemonade
And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

So would you mind if I was pregnant?
I'll sleep on the edge of your bed
Like Dante and Beatrice
We'll light up our candles
But how is this going to end?
The kids are asleep
We're haunting their dreams
And some women swear it's more painful than labor
To die with your sins on your head

Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?

LA girls, please act your age
You treat me like I have the plague
It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
LA girls, please act your age
Sweeten up your lemonade
And meet me down at tower twenty-eight





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  1. p.... i....

    That lady is the apex of physical human evolution. I want a wife like her, but with hispanic deatures. Because I'm hispanic.

  2. A.... D....

    I h8 weezer

  3. N.... E....

    Best song off white

  4. C.... S....

    Weezer has sounded like Weezer the entire time.

  5. P.... G....

    That dude in the black bikini is hot

  6. L.... 1....

    Root beer came out of my nose

  7. B.... ....

    summer fun in the sun

  8. D.... L....

    I'm just surprised that Female Bodybuilder: Jill Rudison is in this video

  9. M.... C....

    this is my favourite weezer song its soo underrated

  10. C.... ....

    Well... They just ruined this kids life... because this is going to be the best moment of his life he'll probably ever experience. Cherish that memory forever soldier.

  11. g.... a....

    Best solo of brian duets with rivers...

  12. U.... ....

    Rivers ain’t looking like that like a 15 year old in 1994.

  13. M.... ....

    0:13 anti-vax kids

  14. R.... ....

    WEEZEER

  15. S.... ....

    Charlotte Flair looking good

  16. L.... P....

    SOOO CUTE T^T

  17. E.... F....

    I'm not sure I quite understand this video

  18. N.... S....

    the ultimate weez solo. just epic.

  19. [.... m....

    Wow Rivers, we knew you didn’t age, but to start aging in reverse?

  20. Q.... H....

    This song sounds similar to the song “Susanne” from the deluxe blue album

    Q.... H....

    yeah totally, pure old school weez.

  21. F.... ....

    Best weezer song since pinkerton.

  22. �.... ....

    Weezerhttps://youtu.be/HiPsG7Yjrvk

  23. c.... ....

    Daenerys Targaryen got jacked as f**k

  24. C.... t....

    He is a bit to young for her

  25. j.... b....

    Love the video, the female model is pretty. not scared of a strong woman. makes me think of amazon women, (Wonder Women or (Robert Crumb=a very old cartoonist, "love his strips, not the man you misfits."). Love the boyhood fantasy nostalgia of the Weezers songs and videos. :)

  26. J.... G....

    LA girls, please act your age
    You treat me like I have the plague
    It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
    LA girls, please act your age
    Sweeten up your lemonade
    And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

    I think I'm in whiplash
    I'm losing it mixing ammonia and bleach
    I get off at Pico and sell my possessions
    So you will know just how I feel
    I love your long hair
    But you just don't care
    So please help me fathom this
    World without music
    And by the way, when can we talk?

    LA girls, please act your age
    You treat me like I have the plague
    It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
    LA girls, please act your age
    Sweeten up your lemonade
    And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

    So would you mind if I was pregnant?
    I'll sleep on the edge of your bed
    Like Dante and Beatrice
    We'll light up our candles
    But how is this going to end?
    The kids are asleep
    We're haunting their dreams
    And some women swear it's more painful than labor
    To die with your sins on your head

    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?

    LA girls, please act your age
    You treat me like I have the plague
    It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
    LA girls, please act your age
    Sweeten up your lemonade
    And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

  27. E.... A....

    Such a cute video.

  28. j.... E....

    Awwww this video is so freaking cute...I Love you Weezer....never a disappointment...Always JOY...❤️❤️❣️

  29. j.... b....

    I think all men need a good strong women.

  30. D.... N....

    This song kind of breaks my heart a lot

  31. V.... ....

    Who is she? She is freakin Hot!

  32. K.... T....

    User: Weezer
    Stand: White Album

    [ G E N T L Y W E E P S ]

  33. R.... K....

    Best weezer album in 10 years

  34. C.... A....

    She is strong.

  35. W.... P....

    She's gonna split him in half

  36. T.... ....

    Pedophilia. But of course nobody cares. Imagine if the genders were swaped.

  37. J.... C....

    Anyone know where this is filmed?

  38. J.... T....

    I Love Weezer and THE KID in the video is Amazing, but Honestly this isn't the Original Song, The Original Song of this WMA is Longer.
    🎈👊😥😥😥😥😪

  39. G.... ....

    at the beginning of the video it used the wrong font for weezer

  40. P.... R....

    That’s some really great air guitar

  41. L.... L....

    Mini Rivers is so cute!,😂

  42. J.... C....

    My new favorite!

  43. L.... W....

    FBI! EVERYONE GET DOWN! DOWN, NOW!

  44. J.... D....

    L.A. girls, please act your age
    You treat me like I have the plague
    As I gyre and gimble in the wabe
    L.A. girls, please act your age
    Sweeten up your lemonade
    And meet me down at Tower 28

    [Verse 1]
    I think I'm in Whiplash
    I'm losing it mixing ammonia and bleach
    I get off at Pico and sell my possessions
    So you will know just how I feel
    I love your long hair
    But you just don't care
    So please help me fathom
    This world without music
    And by the way, when can we talk?

    [Chorus]
    L.A. girls, please act your age
    You treat me like I have the plague
    As I gyre and gimble in the wabe
    L.A. girls, please act your age
    Sweeten up your lemonade
    And meet me down at Tower 28

    [Verse 2]
    So would you mind if I was pregnant?
    I'll sleep on the edge of your bed
    Like Dante and Beatrice
    We'll light up our candles
    But how is this going to end?
    The kids are asleep
    We're haunting their dreams
    And some women swear it's more painful than labor
    To die with your sins on your head

    [Bridge]
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?

    [Chorus]
    L.A. girls, please act your age
    You treat me like I have the plague
    It's the gyre and gimble in the wabe
    L.A. girls, please act your age
    Sweeten up your lemonade
    And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

  45. N.... ....

    They are both so adorable!

  46. g.... �....

    one word crushed pelvises

  47. K.... ....

    my kink for buff ladies is intensified by this video

  48. A.... ....

    This video is so damn cute!

  49. �.... R....

    2:30 naruto running

  50. R.... B....

    This riff is eternal.

  51. s.... ....

    Sounds like a BEACH BOYS song. Which is tight..

  52. S.... P....

    Lucky bastard....

  53. K.... N....

    Absolutely gorgeous song. Weezer needs to make more of this.

  54. N.... ....

    Weezer made 2 good albums. After that they made kid music.

  55. E.... ....

    why does this video/son make me feel emotions i have never felt...music.

  56. t.... ....

    She's a dude dude!

  57. T.... R....

    *Gen Z is degenerate cancer*

  58. F.... F....

    So apparently rivers invented Snapchat

  59. F.... F....

    I got a bowl cut in honor of rivers

  60. J.... H....

    that kid is terrible at air guitar

  61. O.... E....

    Reminds me of Robert Crumb.

    O.... E....

    R. Crumb's Devil Girl is good for you...

  62. V.... A....

    That kids like, half his age...

  63. B.... d....

    I made a video on my channel ranking my favorite weezer songs. check it out :D

  64. T.... M....

    The body builder was in the ACtion Bronson video

  65. v.... j....

    Uggh that muscle girl is so sexy <3

  66. A.... d....

    Her name is Jill Rudison. She is super hot!!

  67. F.... P....

    that is a DUDE !!

  68. W.... L....

    That chick has steroid gut.

  69. C.... R....

    W8 what?

  70. L.... S....

    Pinkerton

  71. S.... S....

    really love this color grading

  72. S.... H....

    I miss the old 90's analog recording Weezer used back in the day, but these songs are still great.

  73. B.... ....

    Who is the Bodybuilder Woman is this video?

  74. Z.... O....

    Subbed to Weezer's yet I never received any notifications of their recent posts... Stumbled on this by accident...

  75. K.... ....

    Guitar solo around two and a half minutes gets me every time. So good.

  76. J.... B....

    Isn't that the same chick who was in Action Bronson's Baby Blue video? Apologies if this has already been pointed out- too lazy to scroll through the comments.

  77. A.... C....

    Whats Jordi and Phoenix Marie doing in this video???

  78. J.... S....

    There's something about this song that appeals to me (and makes it one of my favourites). Probably 'cause of the summer-vibe it's going for - hell, I guess that's why I love the whole album!

  79. D.... ....

    This reminds me a lot of Suzanne for some reason

  80. b.... ....

    I like the song but she is just too gross. Can't watch it. I think I saw her balls.

  81. J.... H....

    Weeezer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  82. M.... ....

    its strange how i discover snapchat by that video lol

  83. m.... T....

    I love this song so much!
    Thank you weezer! Thank you rivers! You are the one, you are the best!
    I send a lot of love from Japan..
    Peace!

  84. L.... V....

    LA girls, please act your age
    You treat me like I have the plague
    It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
    LA girls, please act your age
    Sweeten up your lemonade
    And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

    I think I'm in whiplash
    I'm losing it mixing ammonia and bleach
    I get off at Pico and sell my possessions
    So you will know just how I feel
    I love your long hair
    But you just don't care
    So please help me fathom this
    World without music
    And by the way, when can we talk?

    LA girls, please act your age
    You treat me like I have the plague
    It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
    LA girls, please act your age
    Sweeten up your lemonade
    And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

    So would you mind if I was pregnant?
    I'll sleep on the edge of your bed
    Like Dante and Beatrice
    We'll light up our candles
    But how is this going to end?
    The kids are asleep
    We're haunting their dreams
    And some women swear it's more painful than labor
    To die with your sins on your head

    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
    Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?

    LA girls, please act your age
    You treat me like I have the plague
    It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
    LA girls, please act your age
    Sweeten up your lemonade
    And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

  85. M.... ....

    Crumb would be proud

  86. F.... F....

    I swear, this is the same woman from Baby Blues.

  87. D.... ....

    1:25 this reminds of the burning abyss yugioh deck

  88. R.... ....

    Now I dont know if rivers is into mature, muscular or asian women

  89. A.... T....

    Jill Rudison

  90. C.... R....

    A little girl with a man = PERVERT!
    A little boy with a woman = IT'S OK.

    Something is really wrong here.

  91. J.... ....

    This was a weird video

  92. e.... g....

    Where was this filmed?

  93. B.... J....

    Just what

  94. S.... K....

    Love the last 2 albums, but now with the black album upcoming...SFTBH plz. Such a perfect ending to the color albums, do it plz. Thx.

  95. M.... T....

    The best weezer song in years, hands down!