Weezer - I'm Your Daddy Lyrics






I thought tonight would suck like every other night
I'd party with my friends
But when I saw you grooving on the dance floor
Normal came to an end

We started talking and man, it was so clear to me
There's no one else like you
You got the brains, the body, and the beauty
To top it off, you're cool

This ain't impossible
This ain't improbable
You are my baby tonight
And I'm your daddy

This ain't believable
This ain't predictable
You are my baby tonight
And I'm your daddy

I hope that I ain't freaking you out
You probably hear it all the time
I swear I ain't like those other boys
I'm a special kind

I would like to give a demonstration
Of what it is I do
I'll take you out to dinner at Palermo's
We'll split a cheese fondue

This ain't impossible
This ain't improbable
You are my baby tonight
And I'm your daddy

This ain't believable
This ain't predictable
You are my baby tonight
And I'm your daddy

I will egg the goomba
If you tire
Try my best to moonwalk
On the wire

I just want to, ooh ah,
Feel your fire
Feel your fire
Feel your fire!


This ain't impossible
This ain't improbable
You are my baby tonight
And I'm your daddy

This ain't believable
This ain't predictable
You are my baby tonight
And I'm your daddy





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  1. J.... W....

    Nogobogo stay close

  2. T.... R....

    Finding new songs is such a good time.

  3. C.... T....

    2:54 The man is in tears of joy <3 I feel you brother

  4. C.... C....

    Weezer fans: “I’m Your Daddy is creepy”

    Also Weezer fans: “Pinkerton is so relatable and good!”

    C.... C....

    Being lonely is more relatable than a daddy kink.

    C.... C....

    That’s it. Quote of the year. Let’s goZ

    C.... C....

    @ToadBrawler Well maybe for you

    C.... C....

    I read this and spat out my root beer

    C.... C....

    Hahaha! So true!!

  5. M.... H....

    This song is highly underrated!

  6. t.... ....

    This is beautiful and no one can tell me otherwise

  7. P.... ....

    Whenever I hear this song, I think of a scene in a kids movie where the main protagonist and his friends are going to an arcade.

  8. N.... M....

    Not true, Rivers is a bottom

  9. R.... ....

    Pleaseeee remaster

  10. d.... b....

    Love it

  11. -.... m....

    I just got an ad for a senior home with people addressing their dad in it, I’m fucking done XD

    -.... m....

    Love your name

  12. -.... m....

    *Daddy Rivers*

  13. p.... ....

    Rivers we knows

  14. J.... B....

    Awwww! Funny and cute! At 2:54, the Asian man crying! Bless his little, Weezer loving heart! LOL!

  15. e.... ....

    2:02
    I WILL RAPE A GOOMBAAA IF YOU DIIIIEEE

  16. w.... ....

    Everyone hates raditude, but I don't understand the reasoning. Make Believe had plenty of poppy stuff on it and watered down songs, but people love that album. I thought red album was way worse. Sure, stylistically, red was pretty cool, but some of the songs were awful.

  17. V.... ....

    0:37 Tyler is probably 21 now

  18. L.... ....

    God, I love Weezer.

  19. G.... !....

    raditude had some really fun songs on it

  20. M.... ....

    bloodhound gang - foxtrot uniform charlie kilo

  21. B.... g....

    Rad dude

  22. C.... J....

    Raditude is a Weezer blind spot for me.

  23. P.... S....

    The best Weezer song ever!

  24. b.... n....

    The only good song from Raditude

  25. S.... S....

    bruh idk what yall r saying i love raditude

  26. P.... P....

    I don't care what anybody said before this Weezer will always be awesome....🌞

  27. E.... H....

    I liked singing this when i was young bc it annoyed my friends i love weezer though i liked this song at 13 awh lol💚💖☉

  28. J.... _....

    *delet this now*

  29. B.... o....

    I made a video on my channel ranking my favorite weezer songs. check it out :D

  30. P.... ....

    (0:26 - 0:29) Ping-pong!

  31. M.... N....

    Good drinkin song

  32. s.... ....

    i like this song, and i listen more to raditude than a bunch of other weezer's albums. it's just came in a useful time of my life where i needed to chill my brain. i know and understand why most people don't like it, and i'm fine with it.

  33. p.... d....

    They filmed some of this in Tallahassee when they did a free concert back in 2010

  34. L.... Z....

    rivers cuomo is my daddy

  35. J.... B....

    Cant believe they made a song called im your daddy........

    J.... B....

    I read that he wrote it for his 2 year old girl, when she had to spend some time in the hospital.

  36. A.... P....

    I actually like this song...

  37. B.... G....

    Weezer i m perfct

  38. J.... B....

    Weezer? More like Memester

  39. F.... ....

    They seem like such awesome people to chill with :D

  40. j.... 9....

    0:37 i just caught that it's a nod to dope nose if you pause almost immediately

  41. Z.... ....

    1:54 is the W everyone should be doing. I seem to go against most Weezer critics. I love this song. They could have not said, I'm Your Daddy though. It's good even without that line.

  42. I.... O....

    damn my dirty mind

  43. J.... t....

    Was that Steve Aoki in the back ground on the decks ?

  44. T.... l....

    so many comments on this video and others make me cringe, they go something like this
    "im 16 and i listen to weezer, i hate my generations music blah blah blah"

    Fuck off, no one cares, everyone listens to what they want it doesn't make you better.

  45. B.... L....

    be my daddy

  46. H.... A....

    2:06 Sara Bareilles... <3

  47. P.... G....

    my fucking Jam

  48. V.... ....

    I don't think raditude gets as much respect as it deserves. For one, most of the songs on it are catchy as hell. And yeah it's not as personal or deep as their other records, but it seems to me that Rivers and the band had such a fun time making it, and it shows through it's music. It's as if they were all just like "fuck it, let's just let loose with this one"

    V.... ....

    VarynDar you think they seem soo happy but tbh they sound kinda lazy and the lyrics in alot of the songs dont make any sense

    V.... ....

    Biggest problem with the album is it lost what made Weezer the band that they are for some poppy 2000's music. Got some good songs still.

  49. A.... R....

    I love every Weezer album

  50. G.... A....

    MTV brought me here about 6 years ago. Why I'm commenting now?

    No idea.

  51. O.... U....

    They mention palermos and have Blackhawks jersey on. Is this about Chicago?

  52. K.... R....

    At 1:19 there is a split second shot of a guy in glasses watching a monitor of Scott wearing his Weezer snuggle trying (and failing) to knit. The man is the director of the Weezer Snuggie commercial. That man is also my father. Love you dad and your millisecond of fame ❤️

    K.... R....

    ur daddy!

    K.... R....

    If I directed a Weezer Snuggie commercial, I think that'd be more than enough to consider my life a success. :)

    K.... R....

    He's your daddy!!!

    :P

    K.... R....

    ...well done Miss 🎩

  53. h.... ....

    im gonna have to kinkshame u right there rivers

    h.... ....

    only acceptable comment on this video ^^^

    h.... ....

    He wrote this song for his two year old daughter regardless of how kinky it is

  54. a.... ....

    this hypes me so much since im seeing them in a few hours with panic!

    a.... ....

    i cried many times during weezer's set tbh

    a.... ....

    +Alyers I cried a lot during My Name is Jonas and Perfect Situation

    a.... ....

    +HesitantSoup only in dreams, el scorcho, and pork and beans really got me

    a.... ....

    +HesitantSoup perfect situation is literally their worst song

    a.... ....

    @soisyourface1234 Honestly I agree with you but I just meant that the way the crowd was singing at the end really got to me. Plus I was already emotional because it was my first time seeing them.

  55. G.... S....

    wait did I see Hayley williams

    G.... S....

    Grace Samels Yes. Yes you did.

  56. J.... A....

    SPOILER ALERT: I'm everyone's daddy

  57. J.... J....

    the Asian guy at 2:45 is legit crying xD

  58. B.... Y....

    KNOXVILLE

    B.... Y....

    ...what about it?

  59. k.... ....

    Still love seeing my baby momma in this vid. :)

  60. s.... ....

    daddy af!

  61. L.... G....

    hail satan

  62. D.... C....

    I can't believe this was 6 years ago...the free concert at FSU was incredible! The mosh pit pushed me up to the front row!

  63. G.... ....

    Honestly I think the reason a lot of fans dismiss Raditude as being trash is because the more personal songs were taken out, hell I reckon that's one of the main reason I'm just not into it really. I mean it was much different from previous efforts. Believe me though they have made such masterpieces, and if you don't like this album don't forget their masterpieces still exist and are out there. Musical taste sure is a weird thing.....

  64. G.... C....

    the first guy in green tho

  65. F.... ....

    I never thought raditude was 'bad', It just didn't really feel like weezer, they have their own charm and raditude sort of dropped their personal influence on songs was shelved with raditude in favor of more poppy songs where anybody could put themselves in the shoes of the song (well, they've always been like that, but it still felt different). I appreciate raditude, but i'm happy that phase has long since passed.

    F.... ....

    FUNKe DUDE RATATUDE WAS THE RISE AND THE FALL OF ROCK. ITS ALSO MY FAVORITE

    F.... ....

    Waddya mean, funky tf2 man? Ratatouille is the best albomb? No?

    F.... ....

    That’s where you’re wrong

    F.... ....

    what are you talking about bro im your daddy is easily top 5 weezer songs

    F.... ....

    DADDY FUNKe PLEASE

  66. a.... e....

    Weezer tickets---$175,  Weezer Tour shirt---$45, The sight of a grown asian man crying during "I'm your Daddy" at 2:55?   Priceless!

    a.... e....

    My tickets were $22

  67. P.... O....

    FIST ME DADDY

  68. S.... S....

    They are amazingly brilliant

  69. N.... ....

    This song is ok.

  70. S.... H....

    Chorus sounds like Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo on times

    S.... H....

    +Staš Hvala I think that's why it's so catchy and good.

    S.... H....

    Both FUNtastic bands to listen to, though BHG is more like an XXX rated version of Weezer, or Weezer is a rated G version of BHG.

  71. M.... D....

    im a great weezer fan, but i must acept that if raditude could be deleted, it could fix the weezer history, but i dont care, actually like this song

  72. m.... ....

    What is it about this album people dont like?

    m.... ....

    That's keeping me wondering all the time, i mean, people wants weezer to be a monotone band, sounding like pinkerton or blue album, raditude as a pop album, it's great, don't believe the hype, if you like pop, it's a great fuckn album dude

    m.... ....

    People complain that it’s just that the album isn’t “rock” enough, that it’s not “Weezer” enough, but the album is good as a “pop” album. The reason I hate it and most people hate it is because 1. It showed that Weezer was on its last leg and trying to appeal to the masses and not to their own fans. So of course your gonna like the album as a pop album, because it’s not who Weezer really is 2. The lyrics on almost every song on this album is either stalker creepy or just doesn’t make any sense in the slightest. One of the lyrics in the bridge is “I’ll ape your goomba” and the song is literally called “I’m Your Daddy,” and with songs on this album called “The Girl Got Hot” and “Can’t Stop Partying” from the guys who invented nerd rock and sang songs about actual serious topics that people, especially their fan base, can relate to. To every Weezer fan, this song, and album in its entirety, is a betrayal and just all around bad album no matter how you look at it. The music is slow and generic, the lyrics are creepy and lazy, and it seems that they just cashed this album out for a check, which is something musicians in general should never do, rock, pop, rap, every genre.

    m.... ....

    People don't like it because they think there's a certain cachet to disliking popular things. It's a problem.

    m.... ....

    The songs besides this and one other are pretty bad or somewhere close, I mean glad you enjoyed it but for the rest of us...

    m.... ....

    How can you defend the atrocity that is "Can't Stop Partying"

  73. A.... ....

    There blackhawks fans too what more

  74. L.... ....

    lyrics are meh, but the instrumentals are actually pretty good wouldlistenagain/10

  75. s.... r....

    thank's

  76. K.... ....

    this song is amazing!!!!

  77. A.... C....

    Muy buen video lml
    Los amo <3

  78. T.... K....

    is it bad that i kinda of like this

    T.... K....

    not at all this is actually one of the better songs off raditude

  79. C.... ....

    this is a fucking horrible song in every way imaginable, but... ugh... i just kinda have to like it

  80. P.... S....

    Step 1: pause this shameful video
    Step 2 : find search bar.
    Step 3: Type "pinkerton"
    Step 4: ???
    Step 5: profit

    P.... S....

    Yes, we are all familiar with Pinkerton.

    P.... S....

    Penn Stanton what

    P.... S....

    so good haha

    P.... S....

    i like them both, thank you very much.

    P.... S....

    Type Pinkerton, Realize El Scorcho and Butterfly are the only good songs, skip to Green Album and Maladroit

  81. t.... ....

    Everyone, type "Weezer Cleopatra." Somebody uploaded the complete song. Sounds awesome. Maladroit, Make Believe,(Rivers' meditation views also), Spider. Anyway, check it out before youtube takes it down. =D

    t.... ....

    It's also officially available on Spotify in case it's not here

  82. A.... T....

    Who actually likes this crap?

    A.... T....

    not very many weezer fans

    A.... T....

    Andrea T this song isn't meant to be taken seriously

  83. R.... L....

    Boo i need friends who share my music taste 😊❤️ Does anyone else dance like their bum's on fire every time you play the song?

  84. m.... ....

    this is one band that seriously should've never made music after 1996, absolutely atrocious. 

  85. A.... ....

    They are driving around with knoxville

  86. M.... O....

    i grew up with this music like weezer, nirvana, green day, and others, and i mean these younger kids have such bad taste which they think is "good music" like demi lovato and justin bieber? i know im only 18 but its like holy shit how much has it changed??

    M.... O....

    @heather horsfall Grunge rock belongs back where it came from, in flannels from the the early 90's. Next you'll be spewing nonsense like 'Creed has a good singing voice.'

    M.... O....

    @the7mad9cap7laughs KEYBOARD WARRIORS UNITE!

    M.... O....

    Well, there's also great groups today, like Foster the People, Grouplove, Young the Giant, Cage the Elephant, Awolnation, to name a few.  You should really check them out. And, btw,  every decade or period or generation has had it's share of crappy music.  We also had Hanson &  the Backstreet Boys in the 90's, Falco & Debbie Gibson  in the 80's, the Bay City Rollers in the 70's, & Bubblegum in the 60s.  You just have to tune in to the good stuff & ignore the junk.

    M.... O....

    worst video to talk about Weezer being better than todays music

    M.... O....

    If you think that all modern music is bad, then you are just cynical and are bad at looking for music

  87. G.... ....

    ImYourDaddy!!!!! :D

  88. D.... S....

    12 year olds nowadays listen to Justin Bieber and shit. When I was 12, I listened to these guys! Now I'm turning 16 next month. Times have changed but I haven't.

    D.... S....

    been listening to weezer since i was 16. im now 30 and these guys still rocks! glad to know some kids these days still listen real music.

    D.... S....

    Chill man, I was only 16. Grow up, you're replying to a comment from 2 years ago barely now. Chill the fuck down and grow up.

    D.... S....

    Diana Servin Wow, you sure got him good, bro.

  89. H.... A....

    is that qaddafi at beginnig of the video?

  90. C.... ....

    I can't believe these guys are in their 40's

  91. D.... ....

    anyone else see that dude crying his eyes out at 2:53 ? lol what the?

  92. C.... ....

    I used to have cool sideburns, so I could be your daddy.

  93. N.... ....

    1:37 I love how the guy holding Rivers is just so chill.

  94. d.... ....

    What a well written song. 1994 seems like yesterday and daaaaayum Rivers...still killing it

  95. O.... T....

    Darth Vader deu LikE...

  96. I.... S....

    Why they arent better than one direction? WTF