Ween - I'm Fat Lyrics






Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
Oh c'mon Calvin!
It's not so bad!

Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat

Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
Oh please Calvin!
It's not so bad!

Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon Calvin don't you treat me like that
I can't stand being fat

Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
I can't help it Calvin!
C'mon I'm fat!

Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that
C'mon it's not fun being fat

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
Oh come on!
It's not so bad!
C'mon Calvin!
It's... ahhh... I'm just fat man!

Got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat
C'mon Calvin, don't treat me like that!
I can't stand being fat!

Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat
Oh come on!
It's not so bad!





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  1. H.... D....

    "You know I'm fat.", is his excuse for being fat?

  2. M.... ....

    I'm Fat and I love this song!!!! HAIL BOOGNISH!!!!

  3. T.... H....

    What the fuck is this novelty record tier shit

  4. P.... P....

    Imagine if ween was in the mainstream...

  5. C.... W....

    omg lol

  6. I.... H....

    Sounds like Primus

    I.... H....

    Ween shapeshifts into whatever we need them to be

  7. W.... ....

    Who needs fat shaming when you have Ween.

  8. R.... ....

    Any human culture beyond this is vanity. This is the pinnacle.

    R.... ....

    "I have seen all the works that are done under the Sun; and behold, all (but Ween) is vexation and vanity of spirit." - EccSLEAZYastes 1:14

  9. Z.... n....

    fat gener =sober gener

    Z.... n....

    Z nayner ..=healthier Gener... it is so freaky to see how he looked in some of those videos a decade ago.. it doesn't even look like the same person, or even two related people lol..

    Z.... n....

    Fat gener=billy joel

  10. E.... ....

    I wish I didn't live that way also....

  11. M.... K....

    Aw, come on, it's not so bad!

  12. E.... ....

    Funniest song ever!

  13. O.... ....

    Does he sing any other Ween songs?

    O.... ....

    Yeah, he sings flies on my dick

  14. s.... ....

    i'm fat but i have great style

  15. B.... B....

    Why not? We're almost as bad as the US.

  16. B.... B....

    ...and Canada's.

  17. R.... E....

    @ChillyDrags It should be your anthem

  18. 1.... ....

    i love this so much. ween are totes genius.

  19. s.... ....

    WEEN is hilarious.

  20. b.... ....

    @aliennetworkRecords Who cares. I love how people have nothing better to do than be obsessed with weight.

  21. J.... H....

    James Cordon

  22. g.... ....

    @Zenjedi99 i saw them a few summers ago, and gener was full blown fat, haha.

  23. a.... ....

    you ain't kidding Gener did get fat!