Webby, Chris - Webster's Revenge Lyrics






Aw shit
Uh, uh
Yeah
Uh
I am not Simba, I am Mufasa
Roar so loud that it shakes the casa
Blowin' more lines than Vinny Chase and Sasha Grey
A lot to say with penne a la vodka
Woof, woof
On my plate to eat it then I
Woof, woof
Spit like a bulimic
Raw bile on a track but you better believe it
Webby half robot call me General Grievous
Tryina be a millionaire, steppin' to Regis
Killin' competitors I'll leave ya skeleton deep six
Go too hard you can tell when the beat hits
I write a whole page while you pencil a prefix
Woof, woof
No jokin' homie
[Cough], I gotta quit smoking bogeys
Real hip hop, never quote the phonies
USDA checked what you wrote's baloney
Spaz on the track and show 'em what I'm a do
I'm a certified dude from my fitted to my shoes
Makin' kissy faces at bitches like Pepe Le Pew
Tryina get 'em from the bar to my fuckin' bedroom
Asshole rap I'm a douchebag still
Drinkin' like a pirate Bootstrap Bill
Brain fucked up on these two fat pills
If I don't got 'em I know a dude that will
I'm nice and I will never lose that skill
Spit truth you never head a dude that real
When I woof woof like a fuckin' dragon
Make love to a beat need a bunch of Magnums
Step to the rappin' call it a stand off
These Frodo Baggins ain't fuckin' with Gandalf
Pitbull rap, I'm a bite your hand off
She was your girlfriend now she takin' her pants off
Uh, uh, then I stuck it in her
So damn hard that she's fuckin' injured
Skin tone white like I'm stuck in winter
Body covered in ink like I fucked a printer
Ya better step go find a stairwell
Turbulence incoming hittin' an air swell
Tell my haters farewell
Cause them beating me
That's like seein' Pauly D without hair gel
Stay up in the booth like Snooki when she's tanning
Fuck J Woww right here where I'm standing
Guidos getting famous when I'm on the grind and makin' hits
I lift my shirt and show 'em what the situation is
Uh
Let me take it down a notch
For real
I think a blood vessel just popped
Uh
But I'm a do it 'til my heart stops
Load a sniper rifle baby take your best shot
Rah
I spit cold as sub-zero
I'm Hendrix, ya'll just playing Guitar Hero
Who else is givin' you this many free tapes?
No one
I'm on a roll like a Philly Cheese Steak, ha
Ease off the flow, it's too dope
Every single quote is going right at your throat
Every single musical note that I wrote
Will have you bobbin your head until your neck broke
I'm the most
Underrated dude up in the circuit
But I'd rather be that than overrated final verdict
Cause I'm nice
I say it all the time so I know you heard it
In my personal opinion, I'm perfect
Ha
Now who fuckin' with Webby
Bubble in the answer if you wanna test me
Get buns every day of the week so let's see
All I gotta do is send 'em a poke on FB
It's me
Another animal up out the cage
Grapple a beat like I was Diamond Dallas Page
Hey! Connecticut's finally in play
So press the start button and watch me wreak may
Hem on any motherfucker in my way
Just another Jabbawockie to slay
Mayday
I got a lyrical resume and it states
Uh shit, I forgot
I've been high for days
I climb the stage
Jump out, crazy as hell
Rep New England like Tom Brady himself
Take a little Weird Al and some Shady as well
Get brains
You should see the way my cranium swells
Oh my god
Is he openly talkin' about fellatio?
What, you think I came here to talk you fuckin' crazy ho?
Hit your knees open your mouth or we can take it slow
Meanin' you should leave
Sorry babe that's just the way it go
Oh
I'm really running out of breath
I'm like 4 bars away from death
So I'll give you 2 more just to show you how dope I can rap
And since you prolly missed half the lines I said run it back
Ha
Like I said run it back
Uh, uh
Like I said run it back
Uh, uh
Like I said run it back
Rah!





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  1. J.... A....

    #nolifeshaq

  2. J.... s....

    ❤️❤️❤️🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🔥🔥🔥🔥

  3. l.... m....

    Look at all these comments of these fucking retarded people thinking Webby is better than marshal 😂😂😂 he's good but not as close as eminem bitches

  4. M.... C....

    Classic.

  5. D.... H....

    Bruh Webby needa go on tour

  6. T.... B....

    Frodo Baggins fucking wit Gandalf hahaha

  7. x.... ....

    "Blowin' more lines than vinnie chase and sasha grey" - Where my fuckin Entourage fans at? lmfao

  8. D.... Y....

    "Body covered in ink like a fucked a printer" Priceless

  9. M.... A....

    I didn't know about this song but it is savage!😵

  10. J.... r....

    that opening sounds like PPAP lol just sayin.

  11. r.... /....

    if u are watching this now comment why
    ex: u just found webby or just found revenge
    i hella want to know lol

    r.... /....

    rivman24 / Facebook showed me that I posted these lyrics 6 years ago. 😂 forgot how much I loved this song.

    r.... /....

    rivman24 / been a webby fan for a while

    r.... /....

    rivman24 / can’t listen to it on Apple Music lol

    r.... /....

    Thats cause apple knows this song will break the Apple music app xD

    r.... /....

    rivman24 / been listening to web by since his first so in 2009 will always steady bump all of his stuff especially this track

  12. H.... L....

    this is ok

  13. M.... T....

    LOL Did anyone else spot the Super Mario belt he's wearing? is this video sponsored by Nintendo?

  14. H.... S....

    He did this beat better than Nicki, Wayne, and Em while still staying true to the flow all 3 of them tried to do

    H.... S....

    Hoe Serene listen to king los Romans and it will blow your mind

  15. C.... P....

    Wtf how did I not know about this? I've been a huge fan since homegrown.

    C.... P....

    Since homegrown ? He made sooooo much shit before that lol look on datpiff

    C.... P....

    No shit shurlock I'm not saying I haven't heard them just not this one

  16. 6.... ....

    Haha i remember i used to love everything that came on hotnewhiphop😂 this nigga still alive?

    6.... ....

    Yep. New album dropped a month ago

  17. S.... ....

    step to the rapping, call it a stand off, these frodo baggins aint fuckin with gandalf

  18. B.... S....

    In 2016 this video will finally hit 1 mil views.

    B.... S....

    +Brendan “BrindonS” Stowell It has!!!! :D

  19. M.... L....

    I remember listening to Webby when he was small as fuck like 5 years ago or some shit

  20. R.... H....

    That reference to the jersey shore was funny as fuck

  21. m.... ....

    this song uncopyrighted? =D

  22. B.... S....

    Buonlkbmoski

  23. K.... W....

    My revenge? :D ;)

    K.... W....

    Kevin Webster lmfao i think thats funny

  24. q.... s....

    i been listing to webby since 2009 and dont understand how shitty rappers make it when he's out making nice ass songs

    q.... s....

    i agree! Check me out when you get a chance!

    q.... s....

    @Stone Wallace Music i will bro expect to see my comments, recognize me :p

    q.... s....

    @quarawlis stafford because hes a goofy white kid from CT....

    q.... s....

    quarawlis stafford they don't know real rap so fuck them and let us people who listen to real rap let us bump that shit hella loud and proud 😉💯🎤🔊👂

  25. N.... ....

    Dope to see black people on here too actually giving it a listen n not hatin

    N.... ....

    Why the fuck would "black people" hate just because hes a white rapper? your'e fucked lol

    N.... ....

    because they do.....

    N.... ....

    No they really don't, maybe because half of them are shit? but when somebody's good you cant just say they aren't because of the color of their skin it doesn't work like that lol

    N.... ....

    you know you're kinda being racist by all black people hate white rappers I don't think you meant it like that but im just sayin

    N.... ....

    Litteraly dated a black girl who refused to give any white artist a chance. Said they stole her culture. Finally got her to give webby a try and low and behold she likes him. This sent was not racist just like she wasn't racist for her point of view the point is to break through those preconceived and false narratives that divide us.

  26. J.... C....

    You're stupid as fuck

  27. K.... S....

    lol ive never seen no seats at a tech concert

  28. D.... ....

    is this song copyrighted, please get back to me asap,

    Thanks.

  29. H.... C....

    Are you fucking dumb?

  30. S.... B....

    You're all fucking idiots, you're arguing over music.

  31. H.... C....

    You're an idiot. Please leave....

  32. b.... ....

    I don't even.. what?

  33. a.... ....

    he killz this

  34. s.... ....

    I fucking love you Webby. Whenever I'm in a down mood i play your music. Whenever I'm in a good mood I play your music. I play your music all the time!!! This has to be my favorite song because this was the first song I heard from you. After that I wanted to hear more. Your gonna be big man I know it. #ninjaswag

  35. S.... ....

    Also, this is Webbys Youtube? hes been on here forever? stupid.

  36. T.... ....

    dude was out before mac sooooo yea...

  37. J.... F....

    you could also say its probably realistic since he smokes all the time. dumbass

  38. B.... ....

    if it wasnt webby why would it be on his youtube saying its him?

  39. C.... A....

    You sir....its on WEBBYS YOUTUBE CHANNEL

  40. A.... R....

    both of them are unbelievable and have changed the rapping game to what it is today

  41. R.... ....

    They say webber is the eminem incarnate so stfu u haters

  42. D.... M....

    smokers cough

  43. T.... B....

    eminem would be able to go on longer on any freestyle, tech nine is good but it doesnt last more than a couple minutes, and yeah you'd enjoy listening to eminem's freestyles because it makes sense instead of just throwing together rhymes

  44. D.... H....

    WTF the price of a ticket dictates how good an artist is??? wow you are retarted! if that was the case then why are artists everywhere lowering their prices so fans can actually afford to go see them???

  45. J.... A....

    Your a fucking idiot if you think tech n9ne is even good eminem is so much better if he wasn't good his tickets would be 250 just for bad seats I could buy tech n9ne tickets for 50 dollars for a good seat

  46. A.... R....

    method man did it in the ninetees, and webby got a song with method man so he is allowed to

  47. 1.... ....

    wasnt talking about free styling or battling cause Tech n9ne doesnt do either. i meant flow lyrics delivery and style tech is the best, em is 2nd. and the difference is em has been called out a shit ton but nobody even dares to call tech out

  48. j.... b....

    when the fuck you coming to jersey man me and like 10 of my boy will come to ur show for sure

  49. s.... ....

    You could also say he copies DMX with all that barking...

    s.... ....

    its part of the song hes doing fuckin idiot.

  50. m.... h....

    if you think tech is the best lol yiu dont know good music

    m.... h....

    fuck you

  51. r.... o....

    webby is the new Eminem

  52. 1.... ....

    rittz is top 3 but TECH N9NE is the best end of story

    1.... ....

    Lol you relise webby has a few songs with Ritz 😂😂😂😂

  53. 1.... ....

    TECH N9NE will destroy Eminem in every category. Strange Music BITCH

  54. r.... o....

    I fuked a printer once

  55. A.... B....

    So many rappers do that

  56. f.... ....

    hahahahahahah what!?!? Comments like this make my day.

  57. r.... o....

    bad ass rap, love it

  58. 1.... ....

    tech n9ne is the best ever

  59. r.... o....

    eminem was the best rapper ever....pass the torch to Webby... White boys spittin wicked rhymes

  60. r.... o....

    thumbs up you wanna see webby battle eminem

  61. r.... o....

    webby can freestyle a whole CD

  62. r.... o....

    webby is the bomb...go CT!!!! Eminem, bring it on bytch!!

  63. c.... ....

    ouch.. right in the awkward

  64. m.... h....

    emniem is retireing, webby is makeing noone forgets about the white rappper ( btw i typed to this to the beat)

  65. W.... ....

    T.WALKER….I am currently an up and coming artist from New York trying to get my story known through the music….Check out my music and leave some feedback! You won't be disappointed! Thanks!

    youtube.com/watch?v=NyE05NdleaI or WALKEROFFICIALMUSIC channel…..Thanks!

  66. W.... ....

    UJSHGKJSDFGHSKAJHGLYHAGDFLKAHJGLKDFSJGHLFADKHGJLSDF sorry i just copied mac miller...

  67. J.... J....

    Except, Chris Webby is better than mac miller.. so your point? Even Sammy Adams goes harder than mac miller.

  68. D.... ....

    it was posted by ForTheBurbs... which is Webby's account... good try though!

  69. b.... h....

    tyga dumb fucks

  70. O.... ....

    i hate whenever i want to prove to my friends that webby is good and whenever i tell them to listen to this song, they refuse because it has a beat to a couple other songs they like

  71. w.... ....

    So many` rappers do that it's not like it's copyrighted

  72. J.... D....

    He coughed 3 times for people that cant count. Listen to the first 4 seconds of the song and he coughs twice. then he coughs later on and says "I got to quit smokin' bogies."

  73. A.... W....

    that is webby....

  74. M.... ....

    he only coughed twice. Man y u so stupidd ;)

  75. k.... h....

    someone compared webby to mac miller? lol

  76. M.... ....

    Then y is it in his channel? DONT READ THE PERSON I WROTE THIS TO!!!!!!DONT READ!!!!!GAYYY

  77. K.... ....

    You know this is webbies original account right?

  78. M.... H....

    jumped out crazy as hell

  79. m.... w....

    mac miller and chris webby are ight in my book but millers got nothing on webby

  80. T.... ....

    i gotta say webbys alot better than mac but dont get me wrong mac can kill it no doubt but i lean more towards webby because he basis his style off of 90s and being real

  81. A.... ....

    Yeah he copies mac but WHO has a better flow? Chris webby stop hatin !

  82. J.... Y....

    K hipster

  83. C.... K....

    what's the beat? iis it on youtube?

  84. I.... ....

    Actually hash-tags were around on the internet way before twitter.

  85. M.... E....

    Who the fuck are you?? the twitter police??

  86. K.... D....

    imagine if this was 480p....

  87. S.... ....

    you could say mac miller copied lil wayne...

  88. D.... F....

    We just heard him y the fuck commet what he just killed

  89. r.... b....

    This shit is so sick bro

  90. G.... ....

    ay yo dude is it what i call HORSE PUCKIE!!!!

  91. r.... k....

    Instagram Bro HashTag

  92. a.... l....

    dude him and mac did a song, and hes making fun of the original but webby style