Webby, Chris - Webster's Laboratory (Intro) Lyrics
Welcome, welcome,
I'd like to welcome you all to Webster's Laboratory
I'll be your host for the evening,
Chris Webby if you didn't already know,
Step right in, let me show you around real quick,
(Ehhhuh ehhhuh)
Yeah, yeah,
It's that verbal visionary, criminally, literary,
Spit it clever bitch it's Webster you can check me on the dictionary,
Under author credits, I'm the author get it?
Mind sharper then a cutlass that I'll saw your head with,
So authentic Donald Trump's is my apprentice,
Shave his fucking comb over off his head and made my exit,
They can't see me cause me see dyslexic,
Three moves in Tetris, nah, but I got a triple stack,
I'm talking E pills till I can't remember jack,
Shit, rolling with aliens like men in black,
Reppin' for Connecticut, run and tell Kemba that,
I'm a dirty dog down to fuck your lady raw,
Roll a j and sour d get twisted like a crazy straw,
I'm a motherfuckin beast off the leash
Until the obituaries say that Webby is deceased,
Killing beats call a priest, they can't censor me, cause if they try,
The whole fucking song will be a bleep,
I'm a chief like Squanto, skin tone blanco,
Rolling on these bitches or better stash to Rondo,
Rolling up cilantro, rolling in a Bronco,
Running people over like it's Grand Theft Auto,
CT to Cabo, I'm killing them with hot flow,
Getting paid and spending more money than the lotto, easy
So you see, here in Webby's Lab,
I'm gonna be hitting you with a lot of samples, some industry beats,
All cooked together with a nice topping of dope lyrics,
Oh yeah and it's free, courtesy of Datpiff, and myself of course,
The album's coming soon so buy that, but until then, enjoy this
Yeah, it's that wacky highly underrated rapping Caucasian,
I'm not in it for the fame and the money but shit I'll take em,
I've been waiting here patiently while others got big,
Now I'm like, "Pick me coach, I'll slaughter these kids",
I'm so hungry you can hear my fucking stomach through my ribs,
Call it dibs on the title let me show em what it is,
I'm wrecking tracks doing shows and getting cash, huh,
I'm Triple X way too big for any freshman class,
It's in my repertoire, every single bar is hard,
Spittin' fire like I'm the human version of Charizard,
Or super smash brother, make that money stack brother,
Stick my dick in instrumentals kill em on my last rubber,
Motherfucker what, long as I can bust a nut all over a track
And then I'm bouncin' with a couple sluts,
Not to be derogatory but you need to drop it shorty,
Take em panties off I'm in that ass like a suppository,
Pop a 40 and chug until I'm puking all over the rug,
Never sober rollin' a bud, master of the multi-syllable raps,
No one's iller in fact with a precision Reggie Miller would bet, huh,
I'm just a Looney Tune way more rude than you,
And if you don't like what I'm doing, sue me dude,
I have an ever and I'll never give an F word,
Cooking shit up in the lab like Dexter
So boys and girls, 6 mixtapes deep,
And I still haven't lost my touch as you can see, you know,
I just really wanna say thank you to everyone that supported me this far,
I feel like it's really time to take this shit over, ninja swag bitches,
So again, welcome to Webster's Laboratory, and have a lovely fucking day, yeah.
Other Lyrics by Artist
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- Webby, Chris - Knocked Down
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- Webby, Chris - Webby's Lab 2 (Intro)
- Webby, Chris - That's Life
- Webby, Chris - Vibe 2 It
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- Webby, Chris - Feelin' Like
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Webby, Chris Webster's Laboratory (Intro) Comments
ForTheBurbs you are the original dropping albums in increments you og af
Its like once he has a trumpet in the beat it makes him go crazy as fuck. Like on Raw Thoughts.
Webbys slept on in 2019 grab a pillow
still the most lyrical beast I've ever heard out here in 2019 and still better than all others
What about in 2011 when this came out?
@tedo fuentes other than the few greats like eminem I can't think of anyone lyrically better. don't get me wrong, there are some great rap and hip hop songs but they're more due to great beats rather than pure fire.
Nostalgia is euphoria you can't pay for, thanks dawg
Fucking matlock beat is the greatest even my grandma been fucking w webby since I showed her this haha
He is donald trumps apprentice
Nope donald trump is his apprentice
2011 ????
seems like just 2 years ago or something
Webby been dope.
Donald Trump reference tho
I remember when this came out he deserves every bit of fandom he gets I hope he goes back to this style forever these raw thoughts brought me back here
what is the instrumental
Nicole Borgeson matlock theme
reppin for Connecticut...yes. this is where hip hop is headed yall.
can someone please put out this fire plz?
Salman Omar I don't think it's possible!
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he needs to go back to these old songs classic is best
So true. New mixtape is weak. Hate to say it. Only bumpin like two songs on it
@Garzooka I dont agree, way more polished
just because the beats don't bump like the normal ones, doesn't mean it's not dope. webby really let us into what goes on in his head with this one and honestly its better than anything I expected
Man Webby is fire 💣🔥🔥🔥
tiki man records
Classic
Why isn't this music on Apple Music?!?
bc it's free
this simple ass answer made me laugh my ass off
+LurkinNshadows69 😂😂😂
Its is free but i want it in my damn apple library so i can jam to this shit on the go
mix tape
upload the instrumental version. That beat is dope as hell!
PLEASE DO
Look up Matlock theme
fuckin genius webby
iTunes now
they're very different thoo
This song is orgasmic..... I got it on CD rom.
This song is orgasmic..... I got it on CD rom.
CrazyCousins32 Heard u the first time lol
Sean Wattsmoore haha just wanted to make sure that he was heard.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BIG BALLS......... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
boss of the jew rappers
Yes bro he's still killing it in 2019
OMG he better than any rapper!!!
Exactly im tired of people even mentioning mac miller in Webby vids, leave trash out of Webbys videos!
Yeah webby may be better but Mac is still a boss
great song
Ninja Swag bitches
perfect!
Meh, Webby ≥ Miller
holy shit that was scary good new favorite rapper
Instrumental!!!! we need an instrumental!!!!!
Well if you're going to offer me breasts, then fine.
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SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE MUSIC
what does it matter where you came from?
Bitch we're here because we're REAL fucking ninjas.
No dingle dick. Chris Webby did..
lulullulululullulululullulululul
That's embarrassing.
whats the very first song?
Johnny Bravo's theme
he will
lol i smiled when i heard johnny bravo in the begining :)
Damn this dudes talented
spacca anche in italia"
well im just saying, in my opinion, there's no point in trying to change webby. i love him just the way he is. that's like trying to fix my ps3 even though it runs perfectly, webby flows perfectly. i wasn't rip pin on you or anything i just think its pointless
for some reason this remind me about my childhood?
MFW when this guy makes a bitchin' rap to the Matlock theme. \o/
Hah.. by saying i'm ignorant, and it makes you laugh... You are talking shit. :P I was stating my opinion. Learn the difference man....
i find you're ignorant comment hilarious. now im not trying to talk shit or anything but how could you even say that. webby couldn't get better. So don't try to fix something unless its broken
hahaha ye body that was a good montage
damn right
Synergy anybody
DexterFTW <33
greatest. song. ever.
@YoGotenn Don't think so. my trickshot clan used it in there latest episode
TZD <3
@MultiDinoHD tyler the creator sucks...honestly. ofwgkta is not underrated either, they have a show and are on MTV, so there for they aren't underrated and they suck. webby is the best.
he is way too big for any freshman class
Im a dirty dog down to fuck your girl raw WICKED line
this kid is fuckin niceeee
Like If Trickshotting Episodes Brought u here!
some of the illest lyrics ive ever heard...
Nevermind it just clicked into my head, Its the Matlock theme! Im sooo late....
What TV show is this beat from?
It sounds super duper familiar!
Why do people compare Mac Miller and Chris Weeby they are both good it just start lame fights over YOUTUBE for Fuck sake !!!!
@xLURAD I mean, i have never heard of dj ill will, and i not saying he is bad. but i just want to listen to chris webby and it just bugs me that it says dj ill will and dj rockstar randomly, i just want to listen to chris webby. I hope i explained it well enough. :)
what song is the one at 2 seconds?
@ReggaeReggaeJosh Whats up with Dj ill will?
I hate the way that on datpiff it says djillwill or whatever it makes it sound bad
PLEASE TAKE IT OUT
Props to Chris Webby --- hit me up for beats like this one [email protected] -- download the full mixtape to --- yaoooo
@nuffbro you mean the people who use all private match clips? Lol.
SOooo much better than asher roth!!
i made an account to 'like' all my favorite songs, to help fight off the dislikes. :D
my fav song from him
Isnt it ironic that he said if he was censored the whole song would be a fucking bleep and ends up being censored in his music video.
is websters labrotory the name of the album
unbeleivaflow.
this i the intro -___-
Does anyone else watch his videos and get amazed when they look at the view count and see that its under 100 thousand views? Mac millers oldest video no matter how garbage it is has over a million. Chris webby is by far the best yet most underrated artists. Share all of his videos on facebook, if everyone does their part we will succed and bring the ninja army up to fend off the taylors, thumbs up gangs, and whatever the hell else there is out there.
@Timesplit1 Perhaps...
@ChicagoSwagStep oh no i didnt i thaught you meant this video
@ChicagoSwagStep what are you talking about there was no censorship on this
censored rap is like having to use a condom
@randyrandyyrandyyy dude that would be stupid
Not trynna hate, he's dope, but he'd be a littttttle bit better if he used less similes and metaphors.
illest flow out there
censored rap is like pizza without cheese or sause
Luc Salomoni IKR
@ChicagoSwagStep damn dude chill the fuck out im just wondering
@ChicagoSwagStep i know lol but this vids not censored whyd u post it?
@ChicagoSwagStep what the hell r u talking about?
@ChicagoSwagStep its not censored?
...this guy sampled the Matlock theme in a hip-hop song.
...well only one thing left to do. *bows*
so much flow