Webby, Chris - Datpiff (Freeverse) Lyrics






[Intro:]
Ye ye ye ye ye ye ye yeah
Webbys lab... 2
Na na na na na nana

[Verse 1:]
I'm Vladamir and Vitali combined in the body of Rowdy Roddy and Colossus usin' karate
So get to movin' your body, see for you it's a hobby
But I've been dropping shit ever since I could poop on the potty
And it's prolly cause I just spent my whole life gettin' stared at
Weirdo with the raw rap goin' bare back
Can I give a fuck? Hmm, maybe, but I swear that...
You'll never see it like Donald Trump on a prayer mat...
While rockin' a turban and swervin' in a Ford Explorer
Bumpin' some reggaeton and helpin' people cross the border
See I'm just tryna do it for my peoples and supporters
Roll so mother fuckin' deep you'd think I'm breathing underwater
Cause see I'm like the author of this autobiography
They call me an oddity, it ain't my fault cause they'll probably
Pick apart my every lyric like a frog in biology
But I'll keep my stock high enough to stall the economy
As I jog through your property, while they tryin' to run it
Take off flyin' and plummet while Webby climb to the summit
Droppin' fire they love it, it's just a drop in the bucket
Only dude still on the mic without a quality budget
I mean fuck it, I rock crowds and I'm makin' my block proud
Even thought I'm still residing at my mom's house
Wait, wait... Aren't I supposed to be on now?
Countin' my money from all the people that supported my songs now?
"Calm down Webby, I been bumpin' you on Spotify"
Well thanks for that, like, one thousandth of a dollar, guy
Maybe if you listen enough then I'll get like eighty cents
And be a step closer to gettin' me that Mercedes Benz
Fuck the latest trends, I'll do the opposite
I'm a do me, middle fingers to the politics
And EDM is all I'm hearin' from the college kids
Maybe I'm just gettin' older man, but it's obvious that...

[Hook:]
Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff
Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff
I'm in the laboratory cookin' up a classic
Go and tell em Webby's back bitch
Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff
Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff
I'm in the laboratory cookin' up a classic
Go and tell em Webby's back bitch

[Verse 2:]
(Danger!) I run in screamin' like Mystikal, smoother criminal
Than Micheal mixed with Alien Ant Farm, the pivotal
Multi syllable killer my finger itchin' till triggers blow
Minions in the whip cause I'm mother fucking despicable
I'm sick of all these trivial rappers talkin' material possessions and financial status all up on my stereo
All I ever do is go hard, now it's gettin' physical
Until I'm breathin' hard as Seth Rogen doin' 27 miles on an elliptical
... I'm not ballin', I'm just lighting the bong till I'm coughin'
Jamo poured till I'm crawlin'...
If you steppin' to Chris? I'll leave your head on a stick
Like Ned Stark, I just gotta get a pencil and flip
See what I carry and wield? This shits Valerian steel
And any second I'm a blow, call me Derek Forreal
So it's hickory dickory dock, lick on the tip of my cock
In the conversation I'm the pick of the litter to watch
Don't need a mixer, I don't order my shit on the rocks
All I need's a chalice with some whiskey that's filled to the top
The fuck has happened? One minute people rappin'
The next all I'm hearin' is adlibbing over tracks and
The planet is collapsin', economies are crashin'
And Hillary Clinton is dabbin', so I guess that...

[Hook:]
Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff
Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff
I'm in the laboratory cookin' up a classic
Go and tell em Webby's back bitch
Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff
Alots changed since I first crashed Datpiff
I'm in the laboratory cookin' up a classic
Go and tell em Webby's back bitch





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  1. A.... ....

    Seriously things have changed more now than ever.

  2. I.... b....

    I bump some webby hop dizzy and a few other artists everyday people need to wake up and see the real artists in this game shits wack webby you a real one you touched my heart with your music I resonate with a lot of what you talk about in your music❤️💯🔥

  3. I.... b....

    Always fire af

  4. V.... M....

    I got the same steil helmet that thing is awesome

  5. A.... A....

    👽👾🛸

  6. 7.... z....

    Wer er halt alle bekannten beats nacheinader zerlegt is mega

  7. M.... H....

    Dudes a monster

  8. R.... S....

    Ain't no body fucking wit the Webster ain't no body fresher

  9. C.... C....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  10. R.... J....

    This is lyrically on a whole different level. It's like a word problem that got high. Sickening! (Kevin McAllister voice)

  11. B.... D....

    Stay golden!!

  12. P.... i....

    The monster under the bed is a certified BEAST always has been

  13. S.... J....

    Still bumpin thiss

  14. B.... K....

    Nodded my head through the whole song.

  15. z.... ....

    Listen to this hit every day. One of his best personally.

  16. R.... B....

    Check out Honey Gold on pornhub.

    R.... B....

    Why not instead going to porn sites. Go out there man get it yourself. Reality is better than virtually

    R.... B....

    @Miah but a mix of both is like coffee and milk. You can have one separately or you could have both.

  17. g.... ....

    Bro we are brothers. the references are amazing two years later..... come thru the south loves you

  18. C.... H....

    what are you looking at at 2:23 its day time silly.

  19. L.... C....

    Just another kickass song by the best.

  20. G.... A....

    he just keeps getting better and better

  21. S.... G....

    thank god your dad paid for the rest!!!!!!

  22. L.... A....

    I told them you're back Webby they called the firemen

  23. c.... l....

    Fucking murderer

  24. R.... C....

    That was some insane shit. hell yea

  25. o.... s....

    I love how your honest and money isn't your focus in rapping but dropping hot tracks and being a true entertainer

  26. o.... s....

    Lol I been dropping shit since I could poop on a potty lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  27. D.... H....

    Ironically one song that isn't on Spotify 😂

  28. M.... L....

    If the word isn't true.....then you know the rest...
    Glad you rocked the Djinn Webby....

  29. c.... ....

    Bro i got a dollar for you.

  30. B.... R....

    I want some of those eggs.....

  31. D.... D....

    lmao the way you party remind me of my friends. Respect from TBAY Ontario!

  32. I.... ....

    FIRST!!!!!

  33. R.... V....

    cant stop listening

  34. M.... F....

    Hickory Dickory dock lick on the tip of my cock🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  35. M.... F....

    Chris You’re one of the best rappers that’s ever existed💯 We appreciate the fuck out of you man💯 Real hip-hop just went back underground💯❤️🔥

  36. R.... l....

    Love to bump this on a day to day basis but neve knew or seen the video until today. Loved it 🔥
    #WebbyWednesday
    Keep it flowing 🔥

  37. T.... A....

    Who else been here before he crashed dat piff for the first time 🤔

  38. B.... P....

    Accept Bitcoin for your albums bro.

  39. D.... A....

    you need to come perform at Ace of Spades in Sacramento, CA. Dope little venue, see some dope ass artists perform there too. Lol. If you have already performed there well fuq.

  40. P.... a....

    Bro you deserve so much fame!! Been a fan since 2010! Keep it up! This mumble rap bullshit will fade away some day and you'll be on the come up foreal. Living legend!

  41. H.... ....

    Webby is such a fuckin beast

  42. M.... F....

    Webby with that 🔥🔥 as usual, siick! !!

  43. E.... D....

    I consider myself a pretty big Webby fan. Can’t believe this is the first time I’m bumping this

  44. T.... 1....

    Still timeless

  45. S.... 7....

    Who's still jamming every Chris webby song new and old let's goooooo

  46. G.... ....

    reminds me of so eazy!!!!!!!!!!! both songs are fucking dope

  47. H.... ....

    I have a wear circle around where the replay button would be from this track. You killed my phone webby.

  48. M.... S....

    Holy shit this came out 2 years ago already ..... dayum

  49. S.... S....

    Much love from utah

  50. T.... B....

    Still play this song to start off my smoke sessions👌

  51. B.... T....

    No words to describe how ill this is ! #represent ! :D

  52. G.... A....

    https://youtu.be/VQbrTcWqbL0

  53. J.... ....

    Lol he parties like a Canadian

    J.... ....

    243771ful NELK??

    J.... ....

    I'm Canadian, and I approve this message. 👍🏻

  54. R.... O....

    What exactly is DatPiff?

  55. S.... A....

    U know if we fans start actually paying for his shit he'd finally be able to blow....just a thought

  56. D.... G....

    Classic 🔥🔥

  57. C.... N....

    What is this beat?

  58. T.... S....

    Hope for ya Millions Bro Luck Good Yep Keep coughing 👍✳Out of Circle Webb

  59. A.... A....

    Where's this beat from?? I first heard it on wrekonize waiting room mix tape dropped back in 06.

    A.... A....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZKrctSDaw

  60. e.... c....

    He said well thanks for that one thousandth of a dollar guy 😂😂😂😂 💪💪💪

  61. W.... ....

    Am I the only person who thought Kid Cudi was in the thumbnail

  62. c.... e....

    Hillary Clinton's dabbing

  63. c.... e....

    This fire webbys the man

  64. K.... C....

    "Well thanks for that 1 thousands of a dollar guy, maybe if you listen enough I'll get like 80 cents and I'll be a step closer to getting me that Mercedes Benz"

  65. A.... G....

    why is X-Men the only freeverse without a music video

  66. M.... M....

    Check my channel! I have link to dl my beat mixtape

  67. A.... S....

    calm down webby I've been bumpin you on spotify; Well thanks for that one thousandth of a dollar guy hahaha

  68. K.... N....

    This foolio is the best i swear lol

  69. B.... /....

    how does this not have millions of views? Web is always on point

  70. B.... -....

    way too underated bitch

  71. P.... ....

    boss flow as always webster!

  72. D.... B....

    love the beat and the lyrics dude you kill the shit just discovered you songs a couple of days ago your the forst new rapper I find that realy respects the classics I lissed to the covers you made to awsome stuff keep up the unique style finally something new!

  73. D.... S....

    Is this actually his house

  74. J.... C....

    dobe shit

    J.... C....

    so high spelt it wrong

  75. I.... ....

    why isnt this song more popular

  76. S.... 2....

    Minions in the whip
    Kuz I'm motha fuckin Dispicable 😂

  77. T.... M....

    Webby u destroyed that beat

  78. S.... S....

    that shit is right kid.

  79. L.... A....

    pls name of a beat?

    L.... A....

    Luzik Arbuzik whats golden - Jurassic 5

  80. B.... i....

    beat is flame

  81. R.... M....

    Just putting it out there Chris Webby is one of the main artists you hear at the parties I go to at my school I'm up in VT but half our students are from CT so it's very common to hear webby and a lot of old school underground rap along with Grateful Dead and Floyd cus there's a lot of stoners here honestly edm is the least common thing to hear around our campus so just know that not all college students conform to those shitty stereotypes

  82. P.... ....

    lol at the fact he's bitching about money and his fans listening to him on Spotify. He was such a chump that he released the same cd twice but with extra tracks like 3 months after the original release date... Talk about a money grab... He could have released the regular and the deluxe versions at the same time like every other artist ever but he's a chump trying to get the most money he can get. I'm all for supporting smaller idie artists but after that I'm only copping his shit for free.

  83. T.... K....

    is he canadian

  84. T.... S....

    dude got a sick flow

  85. a.... g....

    j aime vraiment trop bon beat !!!! sa coche :P

  86. B.... D....

    yes awesome song, but what pong game is that?? lol

    B.... D....

    looks like a mix of pong and flippy cup

  87. J.... B....

    any one know where I can get that og kush sweater?

  88. D.... L....

    well as much as I listen to you I've made you at least $400 lol my friends are tierd of me bumping you

    D.... L....

    Derek Lovely same with my friends

    D.... L....

    Same here bro I'm always bumping webby and Dizzy wright

    D.... L....

    Time cor some new friends 😑

    D.... L....

    Derek Lovely I feel you here

    D.... L....

    Same. they hate me

  89. A.... F....

    573 Onondaga Ozark Outdoors

  90. C.... P....

    The Original of this song is " Jurassic 5 - What's Golden " I think Webby did a fine job on this remix, but gotta give props to the classic.

    C.... P....

    @nunya business muthafucka oh hey it's you

  91. R.... H....

    instrumental...?

    R.... H....

    yeah I've heard b4 used to be on a track that was part of atv off-road fury 2 soundtrack

    R.... H....

    What's Golden- Jurassic 5

    Super dope group

  92. T.... A....

    shout out Jurassic 5! Webby is golden

  93. M.... B....

    edm is way too fast

  94. B.... ....

    Hilary Clinton is dabbin'

  95. B.... ....

    I'm not ballllllinnnggg
    I'm just lighting the bong til I'm coughing

  96. B.... ....

    where was this filmed? looks like British Columbia

    B.... ....

    BCDopeToker CT bro