Webby, Chris - Bars On Me Lyrics
Yeah, I'm back up in this bitch, just like a uterus,
And I don't need no lubricated condom when I'm doing this.
Always got a doobie lit, swerve behind the wheel and maneuver it,
20-20 with it they use my eyes and see the future with 'em.
Moving shit, I'm just trying to be what I'm supposed to be,
Thing we got in common is I'm always with a hoe or three.
Make it drop it like someone with Parkinson's carrying groceries.
'Cause I'm here and I rap that shit, doing shows and stacking chips,
Take my shirt off when I spit, that's why your girl is on my dick.
Got these tats all on my body and a pocket full of piff,
Fill the bong up with some ice cubes, baby, take a hit.
See, I'm running for the title, everybody voting Webster.
Drinking straight tequila out a motherfucking blender
Middle finger stay up, nobody can censor
I'm a dog, always sniffing for the female gender.
Send her poke and then tomorrow she'll be sitting on my lap.
Even back, when I was broke, my girlies always had a rack
Love them big titty bitches with bodies covered in tats.
It's that marijuana twister, a twist and grabbing ladies from the mixer
Then I bring 'em to the telly and crack a bottle of liquor.
'Cause I never gave a fuck, I'm the type to bang your sister,
Then go back to your crib and fuck your moms like Stiffler.
I hope you get the picture, take it on your Kodak,
Up in Webby's World you cannot reach me with a road map
To find that you need Adderall, Ambien and some Prozac.
Always cooking fire, someone show me where the stoves at.
Keep on dropping heat, all you players grab your cleats,
'Cause I'm all in this game for winning, I don't settle for defeat.
From the suburbs to the streets I will stand by what I speak
And I don't even know what this bitch is saying up on the beat.
But I got a hundred bars on me,
Everything that we throw on, the credit card's on me.
Every drink that we get, the titty bar's on me
And I'll be living just like this until my heart don't beat.
Bitches it's Chris Webby, that whitey who spit deadly,
With my foot up on the pedal like I'm Mario Andretti.
Fucker, I rap flames and murder the rap game
Spittin' 'til I'm number one with a bullet like Max Payne.
Got that Nerf gun tucked and I'll aim it at your gut,
Better duck is the track that cracker and slapper of big but.
Getting drunk, always looking for some double D cups,
But in the lab I'll cook it up like I'm Wolfgang Puck.
Get in the game and I go straight H.A.M.,
When I get the rock up in my hand,
'Cause I'm here to get it popping, just exactly how I planned.
Take a stand right here for this rapping shit and keep my lyrics accurate
Test me while beating Webby, just simply will never happen.
Bitch, salute me, 'cause truly, I be the dopest on the chords,
Master Yoda with the bars, I'm a Jedi with the Force.
That's 'cause Webby done got that flow, they get act like they don't know,
But they ain't fucking with me, period, yo, fanito.
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Webby, Chris Bars On Me Comments
2020 baby, Webby doin BIG THINGS these days 💯💯
Still to this day I'm still trying to figure out what the bitch in the chorus is saying wtf
Still my mf sh!t
This song is still fucking fire, 2020 still bumping this strong.
2020 bitchezzzzz
7 years ago and still sounds better than anyone in 2020
Who still bumping on 2020 ?
We up on top the pony
1:40 LMAOOOO
Can someone help me out and tell me what song he sampled for this? I've been curious for years but my curiosity spiked after hearing it in Black Butler lmao.
I've already been hit with hate speech which proves I'm not your kid....Stop the whispers in our heads or I won't get off the phone...Get it...
You Brain smashed kids listen gay ass sheit musik 2day.
Webby this is why I drew a penis in permanent marker the heart of a kid style on the pyramid and eye....Classic...Sorry George this time it's permanent ....Eat a dick(Pride)....Deadpool have you seen Francis(god)...Maximum Effort...Not directed at Chris..enjoy your guys Demi -crystal prison...
STILL 🔥 🔥
need this on spotify
I have to ask... Why in the hell does he say he drinks straight tequila out of a blender? Wouldn't it be simpler just to drink from the bottle? Why dirty dishes unnecessarily? Did he intend to mix it and not have the patience? Did he gank someone else's liquor when they went to get other ingredients? Both of the latter seem like character flaws that I don't know why he'd be bragging about. This line just doesn't make sense. Please, somebody clarify if you can.
Put this in spotify
wtf this came out in 2012 how has it been that long
Yo we still here, 2019 much love from Juneau Alaska
Got that nerf gun tucked aimed it at your gut like yooooo
No modern day rapper comes close to Webby... Love seeing the white boys run the game and not mumbling
Someone needs to snuff this white boy
Why is this not on Spotify
This Man made his own Empire in the underground rap industry. Underrated af but he has true and loyal fans. I bought all his albums. Pac is 1 eminem 2 and webby 3. 3 best rappers in the world. As for styles, flows, bars etc. Idk if he really want mainstream status. His newest song is. Don Corleon. But he has been on Sway in the morning 2 times, so thats something. Webby will never sell out. He makes his own music, lyrics. And he. Is so well educated and all his songs has non stop real words. Not buggatii ducati shit. Real Artist.
I beg you put this on Spotify
FIRE !!!
STILL LISTENING 2019 !!!
That fucking beat is beautiful!
Thanks for harvesting our hearts to feed stars....Come down to Avalon to eat a fruit of life(heart) to make the stars glow....This time the spirits got problems because I refuse to sacrifice my heart to father time.....
Wow hindi
Waiting to crank this in 2020
Here to remind you💯💯
Satanel(Government) and Jesus (Religion) don't talk about Romulus and Remus that's how we're programmed both lines can eat a dick were not of them....
Still hard af in 2019 webby is the shit!
I'm loving WEBBIE!!!!
Keep that HEATcoming bro!!!
Texas shouting out to you!!
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I Wonder why Google deep mind manipulates the sexual part of your brain...The feel good center.....Maybe it's occult of sex = knowledge....Ouch pornia sorry about you seer we might have to take it Islam...Comput-er the word pute in French means whore...Trying to harvest our hearts with the internet which is actually plan-it x..... Planet of the crossing mind....
Can you say "whack" 😂😂😂
Still bangin in 2019
ur my thearapy because my mommy and stepdad r always fighting and im only 8 yrs old but i have to wate 2 weeks because i dont have a fone at my mommys house and i only have a fone at my daddys house 😔😔😔😔
Who still listening at 2019?
Sorry Islam I'm not your star in your Cresent moon....Just like Muhammed your a child fucker Islam....Webby nice...
Please make a song with hopsin and Dax it would be fire 🔥
Still bumpin in 2019
2019 and still bumpin this fire Chris webby melodic banger
TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK!!!! WOOHOO
god damn
I found where he got the girls sound from
Black Butler season 1 episode 14 15:48
Hey man do a show in Wisconsin Douglas sead whats up he was gunna drop your first album
Back in 2011
Real shit im still listening to this song lol you are the most slept on rapper of my generation
Get rid of the Indian woman voice in the background and the song will sound a lot better
King webbster 💯👑
Banged rookie of the year at a party last night while playin pong. You ever get a song that you love come on and you're all of a sudden shootin cup after cup? That happened. Even made 3 cups. Bounced twice.
new FAVOURITE SONG FOR REAL THOUGH thanks you so much for your music this is pure magnificence
Got dame Fire webby this is Fire...
old, but sounds fresh! Only Webby can make this "magic"
Your bad ass bro!
2018 and i’m still listening to this! GOAT🤟🏼
better than eminem
"And I don't even know what this bitch is sayin' up on the beat". Too honest lol
As a gun guy I cannot watch his video, Have those girls hold real ak47s and it just might be legit. Lol
This song reminds me to G-Eazy's song The Outsider
Chris webby
2018 still lit
Love this shit then and now
We are the panda ponies
Watching June 2018
Webbie did it.....he got me to listen to a song more than 5 times on purpose
I know I'm at least 3-400 of these views 😂😂 fucking love ya webby
Dope music awesome Cool good Listen wow powerful best ever real hip-hop raw lyrical era
I finally realized who he looks like, a mixture of Rob Dyrdek and Yelawolf.
Who's here in 2018 fuck lil xan chris Webby is way better then he will ever be
why is this one not on spotify
Jody Highroller sad thing tho :/
I can’t find this on Spotify?
My boyfriend is convinced the girl in the background is saying "We are the panda police" and now I can't unhear it
5 years later and this shit is still 🔥🔥🔥
Why is this not on Spotify? :(
Cool man
I'm from Waterbury,CT. Love this guy!
rick oddon respect🔥🔥🔥🔥
I forgot how dope this is
Holy shit. Absolute fire.
So dope! :D
almost 6 years later and im still listening to this haha
yut raah damn🔥🔥
still bumping this shit in 2018, Chris Webby is the GOAT
2019 now 🔥🔥🔥
He's A G.O.A.T,
Not the Billy G.O.AT. though.....
But still I'm bumping him today just like in 2015-2019!!!
He's good but not the GOAT
I can't claim he's the GOAT, but he's definently one of the unrecognized greats. Webby deserves SO much more publicity. Honestly, a couple million views per video on YouTube doesn't do him justice.
dope webby!! do what you do man!!!
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I just saw the comments for this and I'm bout to go cop that album right now!
#supportGOODmusic
Everything C-Dub touches is fire!! Hey man how can I get this Bars On Me instrumental?? Can't find it anywhere and I gotta spit over it.
Douglas sead he was gunna drop an album back in 2011 plz do a show in Wisconsin im 17 and a pot head would like 2 kick it
just came back to this song after a while. still golden.
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damnit the instrumental is unbarable if you ask me but hes spitting bars so im listening to it anyways
Who still on this shit? Man i miss those high school days
And I don't even know what this bitch is saying up on da beat!
We are the panda army
can someone tell me where he has the Us flag jacket?
That beat is and forever will be FIRE
pls can do spotify of this
don't give a single shit 👎👎👎