Wax - The Adventures Of Larry And Tina Lyrics
[Chorus:]
He should have seen she was really naive, shit she was still only nineteen
And he was many years older
But he seen her walk by in them tight jeans, and he looked at her like "that's my queen"
Cus he thought that he could mold her, but it's over
Yo, Larry was a 39 year old dude, who was getting over divorce and the custody feud
And he'd been single now, 'bout a year and a half
He liked to hit the strip club for a beer and a laugh
And one particular girl, in his mind was a standout
Knew exactly when she worked, had his schedule planned out
And he would hand out money and advice to her often, she liked him, smiled when he dropped in
And he was real witty and her laughter was genuine
She was real pretty with that passionate feminine touch, that he had missed so much since his wife left
So soft, with her clothes off she was priceless
Hypnotised when she moved to the rhythm he's soon suggested just did that she move in with him
He should've seen
[Chorus]
Tina was a little hot blonde bombshell, that could never seem to get along with her mom well
Moved out at seventeen, to put the bickering behind her
Lied 'bout her age starting stripping as a minor
And she was lonely and needed a better pattern, Larry was like the better dad that she never had
And for once in her life she was stable, no rent, free utilities, even cable
And Larry was in love, it was evident
But she only saw him as a friend, to whom she gave pussy to instead of rent
And she was quite wild, white piles in her nose all night life style
He didn't mind if she partied alot, because he didn't know just how retarded she got
He thought that she was the type of chick you'd trust, he didn't know she was real promiscuous
He should've seen
[Chorus]
The strip club closes and Tina's on the freeway, in a car with the club bouncer and DJ
They checked in to the Holiday Inn, they had a 8 qual of coke and a bottle of gin
And Tina got drunk started showing them tits, and by the end of the night she left both of them hit
And although they weren't technically raping her, it probably wouldn't have been consensual if she knew they were taping her
And Larry was at home all alone the next night, looking at his favorite pornographic website
Shocker that it was a fetish site that had to do with teens, he clicked on the screen where it had the newest scenes
What he saw next hit him in the jugular, Tina was the star of a film called "young cum guzzler"
He should have never thought that he could mold her, now he's heartbroken again, getting older
[Chorus]
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Wax The Adventures Of Larry And Tina Comments
He saw her on Snapchat premium and screamed
I wish wax made a song with piegon John
I haven't heard this song in over 3 years and rememberd every line
Wax is now 39, the age of the character Larry. How old was Wax when he wrote this song?
still dope
Such a classic Wax song, but I'm still looking for that ending track too! It gives the credits, but nothing is coming up when you google the credits
Wow 10 yesrs later fuck the fact that this is under 1 million views is insane
"Longhaired Polar bear" I Love this song. It's the story of my life...jus don't tell my wife. Cuz dat bitch stole my knife so she could end my life...lol
SLUT CAKES...
EOM was on another fucking level
Man....stuff like this is so underrated. People nowadays don't wanna think or question themselfes anymore
EOM RIP
Story.of.my.life. =/
2019 and still amaze by this everything in this song !
Dark asf
Been hearing this since my freshmen year in High school 2009. oh how the time flies. R.i.p EOM
Pure poetry
The guitar is so beautiful at the end I wish I knew what it was from
every real man needs at least one Tina in there early life to learn what life is all about. the good the bad and the ugly
Ten years now eom been blowing up my speakers
RIP EOM #eommakesmadbeats
Came here to listen to one of my favourite EOM tracks. Rest in peace EOM.
RIP EOM <3
Agreed, one of the best in the game. Little respect.
Still only 831k? wtf. listened to this when I was 20, now 29.
# 1. Classic Wax track for me .
still loving this song in 2017... the lyrics, the point, the beat, the waxy-rap, the eerie melody.. so good, still giving me goosebumps .. this is pure talent ... not one of these Bullshit mainstream shits we have nowadays..
poor Larry
Song gives me trust issues.
I listened to this again a couple weeks back for the first time since high school. It's insane to think about, but this is actually a "classic" in my mind lol. God damn Wax.
Yeah, I can't remember when I listened to Wax last time. It's been years... I completely forgot about him, one random background song in a random youtube vid reminded me of him somehow... brings back memories.
back in 2008 on myspace Wax messaged me on my b day a link to this song and said happy birthday, a few months before it was released. I was so fuckin stoked cuz I was already a huge fan, but that took it to another level. If he did that for me, I'm sure he did it for a lot of his other fans on myspace too. Also got the chance to rap in a little cypher with him outside a cafe after a wax and ajax show in hollywood back in 2009. Such a cool dude. RIP EOM
This got a real immortal technique vibe to it
cant get enough, long time fan of wax, and NEVER HEARD THIS SONG?!
This is hip hop true story telling
Damn, three years and this still hits home
PLOT TWIST : Kakashi and The 4th Hokage were in the video Tobi saw !
Happy 8years anniversary to this track!! Damn wax your getting old
Can't wait to see Wax and The palmer squares this fall in MI 2016! Hope he plays this song!
great song!!!
why is is face spiral and fucked?
@***** i am not, how dare you
It's to symbolize how Larry was hypnotized by Tina (I think.)
@Over There ooh nice
The basis for this song.. could it be from Rosario + Vampire?
No LOL wax doesn't watch anime. He said at one of his live plays that when he went to stop clubs there was always this 40 year old dude who brought presents to strippers and hoped one of them would marry him
lmaooooooooo
Still a lyrical genious to me.
A love story
This song is really powerful man. flashbacks
Ok I know other people have said this, but if you enjoyed this song and haven't heard .... Dance with the devil. By immortal technique go do it NOW . your welcome
tobi is a pervert
I keep thinking its Herbal T behind the mask, ha.
+Eighty Portion i was thinking the same thing!
Aurora Joyea
This whole video was just creepy as hell. Masks, Random lights dangling around, gloomy beat and lyrics, fetish porn. Still awesome song. The chorus was on point. Wax's first single was on point
What's the song's name after in the credits? It's nice
+Lucas Allen Shazam it
+Lucas Allen Its called "to be continued" by Jay Ahn
Can so body tell me the song that came in the very end while the creds were Rollin thx in advanced
+•~• my reaction when I look into the mirror
It's not any Wax song that I've heard It might just be an instrumental that was never used...
+Tre916 this is correct.
It's called "To Be Continued"
this shits bananas i'm shakita's whole inventory
chiquita's* lmao.... the banana company?
Yeah, it's one of Wax's lines "if y'all bananas,I'm Chiquita's whole inventory!"
I know... thats what i just said lol
That mask is Obito's. At the end of the video they give credit to Naruto's author.
WAX WAX WAX! I NEED U TO READ MY COMMENT SO THAT U WILL MAKE THE SAME TYPE OF OLDIES MUSIC AGAIN! LIKE MY COMMENT IF U READ IT WAX! 3 YEARS FAN :D
Wax, ill never 4 get this one homie. Amazing story, amazingly lyrical. Been years since I listened to it. Thank u for the true art u gave us so long ago and continue to give everyday.
One of your greatest.
Who's the girl @ 1:02 ?
perfect story telling. reminds me of dance with the devil by immortal technique and nas.
Nas wasn't in that song
no i praising their ability to story tell in a song, and i was talking about immortal techniques song and i was also adding that nas was a good story teller too
The difference between "I pricked my finger" and "I fingered my prick" is enormous...semantically. Your sentence is confusing and written in a manner that alludes that "Dance with the Devil" was by Immortal Technique AND Nas like @thereubdogg said.
But, it's cool, now we are on the same page :)
Madara anyone
u mean obito. can see this comment is old 😂
but he said that only two years ago lol we found out it was obito like 5 years ago
This song
Favorite story songs.
1. Tickle me pink - Madeline.
2. Immortal technique - Dance with the devil.
3. Wax - The adventures if Larry and Tina.
@Shawn M Somewhere in the top 3 for me is Millie Pulled A Pistol On Santa - De La Soul. Larry & Tina are up there too.
+Shawn M Mr.Lopez by Q-Unique
Shawn Mesteth what you became by atmophere
David Nieto for real. that's the shit. kinda sad though
immortal technique you never know is a good track too
Obito is that you ?
to be continued" written and performed by Jay ahn , Casey Chan and Andrew kurchimski... cant find the ending guitar riff nowhere on the web
Creepy video, but I like it
You sweaty Mexican stop stealing American Jobs.
Sweaty?
@Jakob Christensen And he isn't mexican
Who is the girl playing Tina? I swear I recognize her from somewhere...
@HayesDJ Gaming hahaha nice one
@nickinthecave wait nice one? where is she from? whats her name
@smilingjoker100 yeah nice one... get the joke....
@HayesDJ Gaming I think I saw her in "young cum guzzler" ..
@Cato Z ba dum tiss
I dont understand why Larry wears a mask
@Jacob Tamez only wax know why use the mask , i dont know if he ever talked about it, but i share the same opion as you :)
@Ben Howard because he is hypnotized by TIna.
+Dizzy DZA Ah..I like that answer!
Ben Howard he wears a mask because hes not himself no more. Cant look himself in the mirror anymore.. and even more so it prevents you from connecting a face to larry. Making it so thats anyone could be larry even you
Wax ur sexy i m in love
This song is permanently imprinted in my head. I watched it a thousand times about 5 years ago and now a couple days ago, something reminded me of it and I finally found it again! It's rare to find songs that actually have a story you can understand and have a meaning.
+Casey Klinger
listen to dance with the devil from immortal technique, thank me later
been listening to your music for about 5 years came out. right as scrublife came on. Keep it up man you're really good and i look up to you. Your music is real it has meaning and a lot of people can relate
This song makes me so sad and happy at the same time
5:06 is when the better beat comes on...let me know if there's a song that has it.
"To be Continued" written and performed by Jay Ahn, Casey Chan, and Andrew Kurchinski
Does any one know the name of the guitar bit in the end ?
That ugly mask is sick, but the song is good and the woman is awesome.
The subtitle doesnt match to the video.
What's up with the mask?
love the instrumental :D
Is there any place one might find that mask?
@Harrison Haight NARUTO COSPLAY
Motherfucking wow.
"although they weren't technically raping her"
Based on the text of the song that would certainly qualify as rape, they got her drunk and high and then had sex with her. especially with the shot of her in the video of her unable to stand. That line has always bothered me.
Ethan Chaleff I see what you mean, but I think that’s what he meant. He was speaking in mockery of what their beliefs and excuses would be (“they” as in the rapists)
Great song :)
I dont get the mask but great song
The first thing I thought to myself when I saw the mask was, Tobi from Naruto, I don't know why lol
@Tsvetelin Dimitrov me to ha
This is the mold. Like.. Even if you try to mold someone as an image like you or you like (Like Larry was trying to do in the video), you CAN'T change somebody, especially this kind of girl (sorry for bad english)
thank you i like that translation :)
whats the ending song ?
did we ever find out ?
@Aj Ruo Check towards the end of the credits, it says it
@Aj Ruo "to be continued" written and performed by Jay ahn , Casey Chan and Andrew kurchimski
@NONETHELESS Searching that doesn't give any results though
Amazing
Omg the memories
If you like this listen to Wax's "Mary"
i don't like Mary, the text is good enough, but it just doesn't sound right.. >:
agrreeeed - i think its the beat
shit jus don't flow
real shit
Wax mentioned it in an Interview... I think it's on his other channel.
Basically it's based on a conversation he had with a stripper friend about the weird guys who go to strip clubs and give the girls presents and act like they love them. It's not based on any specific guy or girl.
Dude wax if fuckin deep
Really? So it's quite true?
How do you know this?
i love this even the guitar at the end
Shit's catchy
Is this based on the girl that cheated on him?
poor larry
Reminds me of the Wu-Tang and Jimi Hendrix mashup "Hey Joe."
Good Stories
Wax's Dance with the Devil, Love it.
IF ANYONE COULD GIVE A LINK TO THE CREDIT SONG THAT WOULD BE GREAT
I was just 12 years old... and he was 17 every damn time I miss him i watch this
July Bounce he was wrong and I
Hope you’ve grown up
Safely now and realize this!