Watsky - Pauly Shore Saw My Penis Lyrics
You couldn't see a lot
With our crotches under froth
On timer-jets the trouble started when the bubbles stopped
Now if you wanted you could see each little boy wand
Bobbing there as clear as little goldfish in a coi pond
As dry as styrofoam
I needed to escape the tub like Pauly from the Biodome
I know no boychik's poifect
But I made my lifetime's choice
and hoisted myself out of the moistness
slowly which exposed my joystick
And Pauly must have seen it
plain as I'm waving at you
Because I stood there dripping, naked like the David statue
Pauly I've gotta ask you
If my penis was a Facebook post
I wonder if you'd like it
[Chorus]
All my life
I prayed for a friend like you
And I wish I could see your linus too
But you wore a fucking speedo, you bitch
I can't express just what it's meant to me
to have my genitals vetted by a celebrity
and one with Paulie's pedigree
I'm talking Breeder's Cup
If Charlie Sheen had seen my seen peen it wouldn't mean as much
He doesn't have the Weasel's touch
I'm not some stupid groupie
this dude was in Biodome, Encino Man, a Goofie movie
and probably other stuff
I just think it's fucking nuts
That mister Pauly Shore himself was gazing at my buttercups
I dreamed to be discovered
I hope the wait is over
Not sure if this is it
But either way it's great exposure
And I can't blow this chance
To have a bro romance
I hope he picks the fruit the dangles from my lowest branch
I'll pick the slowest dance
I just can't handle this
Perhaps I should expect it at a men's spa in Los Angeles
[Chorus]
I wish I could see your pud too
But I'd twitpic your dillsnick, it's true
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Watsky Pauly Shore Saw My Penis Comments
Still one of my watsky favorites. Polly and the watsky... damn
I love Watsky AND Pauly Shore. Lololol
It's all fun and games until someone gets an erection...
never gets old ;)
Agreed! Although you can definitely tell he's taken those singing lessons since this song
but you wore a fucking SPEEDO. YOU BITCH.
fuckin love this song and i dont care if it is 5 years old, its jokes!!
proof that Watsky is a good
*god. he's good tho too! he isn't just good tho. he's great!
This is beautiful, but I don't know Pauley Shore
You don't know who Pauly shore is?
my friend met watsky and asked him if pauly shore actually saw his penis and he said i dont know maybe
@professor-wiggle! bullsheeeit
he wrote an essay about the experience in his book
best song ever written
.5 dislike
Only because I don't like it but I also kinda like it cause its funny
I hope he picks the fruit that dangles from my lowest branch...... #healthnut
How does he know so many names to call a penis?
Watsky, I think I wanna marry you.
It's impossible to keep a straight face while listening to this song.
khouse that’s the point
wore a speedo you bitch hahaha
melody, eric johnson - cliffs of dover? ONT. very funny haha
Hopefully Watsky will do an official vid for this someday.
Thanks for putting it up, now I can spam the link to everyone I know. :D