Watsky - Nothing Like The First Time Lyrics
The first time I ate avocado was so amazing that I came
And that was the first time that I came so the only thing I could compare it to is the taste of avocado. Pretty much the same
The first time I got high, I ran into my friend's bedroom and I hung onto each corner of the mattress because I knew that I would be flung into space if I didn't hold tight
Two years before that I went to my first concert. I was high all night. And the first time someone clapped for me on stage I floated three inches off the pavement walking home
Only one girl has ever really wrapped my stomach into pretzels. She didn't give me butterflies. She gave me pterodactyls
I'm talking terrible internal bruising and the first time I kissed her was like the first time I saw fireworks, which was like the sky first kissing me in the eyeballs
In high school the self-defense counselor taught us that to defend ourselves against a rapist, by sticking a thumb into the corner of his eye socket and popping it out like a grape
Babe, for the chance to be with you, I would pop my own eyeballs out and say, "Here. I only have eyes for you."
So everywhere you went you'd carry me around in your pocket and every time you pulled out a handful of loose change I'd get to wink at you and a thousand miles away you would think of how charming I am- me- weaving blindly through LA traffic. You- in some bullshit other place
But you shouldn't leave first times until the end of summer
And that first kiss hardened into the last. My love: retarded, preserved, a pterodactyl in a tar pit, the music over before it started, a lost guitar pick
I've stopped trying to match it, searching for that magical attachment
Because marriages are not fucking Disney
Bad marriages are sandcastles
Good marriages are McDonald's hamburgers
You can leave a good marriage on a plate in the sun for fifty years and it stays pretty much the same
They key, I hear, is to fight routine- to make the smallest moments gleam and mean something
And if you ever feel yourself fading, face paint your old and aging creased-up cheeks gold-plated with a jar of first-time and if you need a youthful spruce-up just grab a tube of that new juice and lube up and if you're hurting just rub the good stuff where you're burning
But a word of warning
The first time tends to make the bad times worse
There's the rub
It doesn't make things better, just louder
It amplifies a murmur... er-er
Great is greater. Greater is greaterer. And broke... is broker. Bone... is boner
It's not a perfect formula
But the first time that I kissed you, the door of your crappy Civic already half-open, you said "I'm glad you did that."
And I have a feeling that, for you, it wasn't a first-time
But I will remember that moment for the rest of my life, even if I have to arm wrestle Alzheimer's for it
And if I ever get a chance to kiss you again, you know, a second time, I'm gonna stick my tongue out and lick you right across your face. Because I've already kissed you. But I never licked you
And you'll say, "Ugh. Why did you do that?" And I'll say, "Hey sexy. Did someone slap you across the face with a banana slug or is that a big shiny trail of first-time on your cheek. Maybe we can go back to my place and gets some first-time on the sheets."
It's worth it
After all, there's nothing like the first time
The first time's always perfect
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- Watsky - Never Let It Die
- Watsky - Sarajevo
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Watsky Nothing Like The First Time Comments
i just realized cul-de-sac was a red herring for cunt and i dont know how it took me...7 years to notice
nise song
-labradoodle; half a wasp and half a jew
Watsky and I are both the exact same type of mutt and it makes me so proud
narrator: little did she know that this song would be the door opening into the whole amazing wide world of Watsky
instrumentals?
aid smoc
king
live as f**k
? Mine is One Piece, Minecraft and Watsky ._.
Those videos are some youtube put up for you, might be because you have seen videos like that alot before :)
He goes so hard my peeps can't control themselves
i respect your right to your own opinion, but i'm actually curious as to what you dont like about this song. please elaborate? i just dont understand how anybody could think that.
To awesome
Watsky killed it way better than jay z
I love jay-z better
Showed this to mt teachwr and we bumped all period
Why is it taking me so long to learn this!
This is shit
Brings more animation then the original song. Hilarious
I like it live better. Two guys beneath me first of you suck sick second this how u spell BRUTAL.
BRUTLE dude its better then then the song
I like the monster guy singing in the background
for some reason the yogi bear line gets me super hype
Fuckin sick!!!!
Killed it
I CANNOT stop listening to this!!!
Fucking love this song
I can sing this song like he does but my friend said I can't rap
:3 haha ;)
Like this version more than original.
a shame this track is so short :(
Well. Looks like Captain Obvious strikes again. I hate that man.
No way, You listened to the beginning too
Definitely wanna see more added to this song...I'm sure there's a lot more good verses and beats to throw in.
I think that's just you...
good song
beep po beep po
Haha, yeah. I know the lyrics to this, Rich Girl, IDGAF, and A Hundred Words You Could Say Instead Of Swag.
does anyone know the whole song?
just danm lol
thanks, I didn't think i caught that in the begining.
i love how in the related videos there is a bunch of stuff about kids with diseases....
george watsky you are the best ever you really inspired me in song writing,singing thanks alot!
-Drew Maxwell
Shut the fuck up you little ass kid, hurr durr don't cuss me over the internet grow a pair faggot.
you dont have to talk shit to people that dont know because you think ur a internet thug.
a lot thats a life changing amount of money for normal people
better structure and flow then most rapper in the industry and theme.
good job typing out the lyrics buddy
I'm sorry, honest abe, popo don't take me 'way 'way
Cause if you ever try to lock me up I'm pleading cray cray
And then they'll all say mayday! Mayday! Oh, what did we do?
he be creepy giving me the heebee jeebies, he be hebrew
he be robo, beep boop beep boop, please untie me! he's behind me!
What's 50 grand to a motherfucker like me, can you please remind me?
and then i listened to him smore times! LOL
What's 50 grand to a mofo like me can you please remind me?
ALOT. That's a life-changing amount of money for normal people.
ROFL
LOLOLOL I'm from the avenue, too.
I'm Omir da bomber....from north philly...white kid that raps on YouTube....watsky teaches me to rap with your heart
awesome in madison
Smoke a bowl with Yogi bear I'm stickin up your pic-i-nics.
I listened to him smore times
lol i was being sarcastic with the lingo. hov is jayz and ye is kanye west
I have no idea what you just said.
"a lot. thats a life changing amount of money for normal people." lolz XD
can anyone send a link for this song without the first 15 seconds ??
thanks
A lot..... That's a life-changing amount of money for normal people.....
on a track where you would expect a fast flow, especially from watsky. still goes hard tho
lol watsky is sick but u finna diss hov and ye like that
Now the most played song on my iPod
ok tthe one dislike seems really lonly so im gonna dislike it ....i love this song though
hebrew jeebies
the rastas broke in and they made us all smoke lots of herb XD
no doubt queer
No way, is that what he said?! Gee thanks for clarifying for us.
Watsky did so much more with this beat than Jay-Z and Kanye, his skill amazes me more and more with every mixtape he releases. dude is a lyrical genius.
why thank you good sir! ;D
Not dissing on your opinion, but the original was horrible in my opinion.
this is the best album ever
watksy is bomb
i herd Jay Z and Kanye West did a parody of this...
See, I don't like the original. I don't know maybe it's because I tend not to like most rap in general. But Watsky is amazing.
Both songs are pretty good.
I went and listened to Ni**as in Paris after I heard this, and I was like, "people think this is good? They obviously haven't heard Watsky".
A lot... that's a life changing amount of money for normal people. LOL That's the best part :P
More than amazing. Lyrics are just "cray cray"
minimum 40 of these views are me so far today.
love the end
Fuckin ill