Watsky - Kill A Hipster Lyrics
[Hook: George Watsky]
Rent’s up (That shit’s no good)
Starbucks where the skate rink stood
It’s a fixture (it does no good)
(I know) kill a hipster (Save your hood!)
Read scripture (it did no good)
You could take a picture or knock on wood
(fuck that) kill a hipster (Save your hood!)
[Verse 1: George Watsky]
I’m getting Hummus, hummus
I’m getting hummus, hummus
I’m at the park playing dodgeball
Drinking San Pellegrino like it’s Cristal
No school, alcohol
You wanna brawl? Ho please
I sprinkle you with some goat cheese
I get it straight from the fuckin’ farm
I even put goat cheese in my lucky charms
I’m at the taco truck looking like a mack
I roll my Rs hard like I’m busting off a gat
It’s like, “hola mama, I’m your papa”
May I please have dos Horrrrrrrrrchatas?
I’m like brap brap brap!
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Chinaka]
Pencil to the neck, razor to your innertube
Bullet to your disrespect, I hate your hipster attitude
Your whole chassez, acting like you own us with your whole passé
Dance around the issue patna, no plié
But you’ll get broke for that French shit, so cassé
And you can put that in your lit mag and your Tumblr blog
Eat it with the bacon off your farm fresh hog
Sip it like Kombucha, hope your last meal suit ya
Brooding 20-somethings with the coolest of “likes”
You be loving on my city like johns
Rubbing on her titties leaving money in palms
Our rumbling guts can only hunger so much
Plus we redundantly blunted in lieu of giving a fuck
We’ll cut you for the scratch
Leave in on a tee
And if we’ve done it properly you’re copping it from Treat, ‘cause
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Look in the mirror and it’s clear I’ve become one of ‘em
Kill me please if I’m one of ‘em
I walk the block like I’m hot shit
I gentrified the corner store just buying hot chips
But now I’m caught red-handed
With this land so make me a dead bandit
And if you see me sipping at an open keg
Put me down like a horse with a broken leg
[Hook]
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Watsky Kill A Hipster Comments
Did no one notice Terry cruise?
4:20 Watsky rhymes “one of ’em” with “one of ’em.” Incredible poetry right there!
Why doesn’t it say who the male singer who joins the song later on is?
We need more songs that basically say "fuck hipsters." C'mon Watsky, you know you wanna come back to this one.
4:40 favorite part
Its happening here in the UK TOO !!!!!! HEEEEELPPPP!!!!
Golly watsky is such a hipster
The hipster part is at 3:00 if anyone was wondering...
breaks my heart when Chinaka kills Watsky 😢
You guys belong in the walking dead
Did this video come out just over 6 years ago?... Yes.
Am I just now noticing Dumdfounded playing bad-mitten in the background?... Yes!
Is it my new favorite part of the video?... Fuck yeah.
The guy with the drums dressed like he's in Thriller is the most hipster of them all.
but ur a hipster bro
So @Watsky, The Walking Dead or the other one?
Can I get 2 ORRRRRRCHATAS!!! The way he rolls his RRRRRs😂 KILL A HIPSTER 3:00 & rewind!💖
that is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dope!!!!!!!
This shit is the worst. We're all in this together!!!
This reminds me of Dynamite Hack's version of BoyZ in the Hood
Hardest bar ever dropped: "i put goat cheese on my lucky charms"
Im so randy for Chinaka
The guy at the beginning looks like Oswald cobblepot from GOTHAM
i love this video so funny!!
The solution to dealing with hipsters is the same as the dealing with a zombie apocalypse: *With a full-scale military intervention.*
How does this have 2.2 mill views??.....
AFI - Cereal Wars
https://youtu.be/3ybDTFs5m0o
Because, Lucky Charms with goat cheese isn't the best.
.... I'm pretty sure that's Dumbfounded at 1:56
I died when MJ rolled up anf let out a "heee heeeee"!!!
Calvinball
This song is so weird. Wtf do hipsters have to do with Starbucks? I mean, there are tons of indie coffeeshops in the Bay area, a hipster would only ever go to Starbucks as a last resort.
And hummus? I guess Arab immigrants are all hipsters? Or liking Mediterranean cuisine makes you a hipster?
The lyrics are just really confusing.
Im surprised there hasn't been a protest to get this taken down.
As a long time vegetarian: fuck hipsters for ruining the Boca brand
2019. kill a hipster.. save your hood...
soooo not true. were all in this together.
New season of the walking dead looks great
In(my)cunt-ry there's a shiteloads of fucking hippsterd..and their.fucking beards and ALL of them are FUCKING LEFTIES WHO IDOLIZE FUCKING SOCIALISM AND MOTHERFUCKINGCOMMUNISM this east-european CUNTry(swedden)has not learned from fucking history.
They're just a bounch of illiterate stupid motherfuckers obliviant to history's lesson4
SO
FUCK
YOU
SVEDDEN
AND
ABOVE ALL FUCK COMMUNISM
AND
FUCK SOCIALISM
Is that Jonhny Depp??
Blindspotting brought me here
Dumbfoundead Just chilling at the park.
Now I'm not a hipster (I just like hummus and boba tea) but I listened to watsky before he was cool
SAVE YOUR HOOD
KILL A god damned MOTHERFUCKING HIPPSTERCUNT
WHITE-UPPER-"MIDDLE-CLASS-WANNABEE-WORKINGCLASS-MOTHERFUCKING-FAKE-COCKSUCKERS-JUZ-FUCKING-DREAMING-PRETENDING THEY'RE'JUZ"missundermotherfucking-miss
Turns out to be your new drummer.
Love it bro!
I.. am offended. 😂
Now we know what Miles' t-shirt in Blindspotting was about. I wish they had played this song :(
KILL A HIPPSTER...
U KNOW HOW TO?
CUT THEIR MOTHERFUCKING BEARDS OF...AND..THEN..
..AND...THEN...YOU TAKE THEIR FUCKING HEADS OF..
BUT!AFORE TAKE A PISS ON THEIR HUMMOS,THEIR 2nd-HAND CLOTHES,TAKE A PISS ON THEIR CORRECTLY. POLITICAL"OPINIONS"..AND THEN AND TRULY THEN YOU'VE KILLED A MOTHERFUCKING HIPPSTER
nice cgi @ the end bud
Hipsters are just new age hippies. They still vote democrat and talk the talk, but don't walk the walk.
In the era of the sjw this has never been more relevant.
Пиздец, как можно было у джарахова клип спиздить в 2013 когда у него вышел в 2018 ...
What the fuck even is Watsky
A microphone honestly makes a good weapon
Anyone else noticed a reference to this song and watsky himself in blindspotting?
If Watsky isnt a hipster idk who is tbh
how did I just find this? this shit is off the hook!
Best part was the hipster song
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https://www.killthehipster.com/
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Hipsters are just fucking lame ass nerds pissed off cause they were never cool and never will be. Bunch of dorky looking pricks with shit taste in music and faggy fashion sense.
That is some LAST DRAGON shit!
i will always love watsky songs
Who's here after seeing Rafael Casal's shirt in Blindspotting?
Chinaka deserves an Oscar for this. She looks genuinely regretful for having to kill Watsky at the end.
great commentary on gentrification and appropriation. Love it
773 hipsters didn't like it
"No rules: Calvin ball" ftw!
I love the part with the indie vibe!
1:01 spotted a wild Rafael Casal. I love how all these Bay Artist overlap each other. And Chinaka killed it here! YYYEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!
CALVIN BALL
Was she in Exquisite Corpse?
Because of this song, I put in my will to take me off life support if I turn into a hipster.
Y’all normies just jealous
Isn't it so cool to make fun of mainstream "white culture"? Chaching! popular approval.
He needs a brain
I'm from Portland and feel personally called out, he speaks the truth. We have a park where, on Mondays, people sit around the park drinking and hanging out until it's dodgeball time. It's called Monday Funday.
I N E E D B R A I N Z
Best damn song
Me at Harp's, I'm gettin humus humus
Alright, I'm gonna be straight up. I LOVE hummus, carbonated water, and goat cheese, but I promise I'm not a hipster (also hard to kill anyway).
When the hipsters took over the song. xD! And poor Chinaka. Had to take Watsky out. But for the good of the hood, yo.
Oh
*is a hipster, but one with actual feelings and cares about people*
Hahaha the hipster chorus around 3:20 is really pretty and melodic, so well done on the production there!
Good song, great premis.
Liking Watsky automatically makes you a hipster, hes calling for a genocide of his primary audience.
too bad they filmed it in LA and not in Oakland
I swear to god if this wasn't on shameless imma kill someone
Lmao dumbfoundead is playing in the background thats awesome
This song is spot on and so is the video! Incredible yet again! Ty Watsky 😘
LOVE IT from 4:20 *-*
Hi Watsky fans! :)
Wrote a song for a youtube crush from England but deeply influenced by the great rap bard Watsky.
I think you will like it. :) Take a look, lots and lots of references for real Watsky fans. :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSDtVRUla9A
Thanks, have a nice day. :)
Im latine and there is a guy from my country there,so nice!
I was a fan if watsky before he was cool
I'd kill a hipster to save hood
CALVINBALL! HELL YEA
Man this is such a funny song. But it's kind of sad when you see how many people are killing hipsters in the hood. I hate him as much as the next guy but murder is not cool.
How come i've never heard this until now!
they were some many years earli on this one!
Only you can prevent gentrification.
Spotted Dumbfoundead and Rafael Casal in the background. Foreshadowing?
Pretty cool