Watsky - * Lyrics






I don’t want to brag, but
I spent so much time at the top
That I got caught for loitering

I insulated my house with swag
And got swag poisoning

The righteous path is like my waist:
Real narrow
I sprint along it, pushing all my swagger
In a wheel barrow

But I’m over swagger
See these poser rappers
Think they’re goblins but they're goobers
So I gobble’em
You battle me, you’re gonna have a white boy problem!

And I guess that I should stop at nothing
Not a rock’em, sock’em, knock’em dead
But I don’t want to waste my breath
I’ve got respect for oxygen
And I don’t want to walk a block in Waka Flocka’s moccasins

The heap of crappy rap online’s colossal
It could topple, I don’t know why I bother to scoff at the debacle
But you’re so awful that I have to LOL and ROFL

You’re a lost dog, I’m a boss hog
And damn svelte
Actually, um, I really need to hold my pants up
And I’d rather use the champ’s belt
Or I’ll just go nudist in my human pelt
I mean, I think it’s super that you’re looking for a tutor
You could use the help
I’m wiser than my age
And so I plagiarize my future self

I’m not ashamed of intelligence
I came to the game with all relevant elements
A liquid flow so solid that I had to gassen’em
I go bananas just to boost my dosage of potassium
To push it to the maximum
To pop my pecs and flex in the excellence

You know I get it
I’d be pissed off too if I got bested
By a thin, self-deprecating, lisping Jew
But what’s-a boy to do?

I mean I only end my pieces so the audience can get closure
I go ham and it’s still kosher
I mean if you’re unsure if my boast or brag is a joke
I’ll try to let you know in subtle ways
My punchlines are lost baggage:
You should get’em in a couple days

But hey, there’s no cypher I won’t jump in
I’m liable to say somethin'
Screw a stand-in, I do all my own stuntin’
No steroids or supplements
Me in the game’s an odd sight, like
Non-white Republicans

Herman Cain’s, Bobby Jindal’s
I can’t explain it so I just
Throw in some Illuminati symbols
Pop these simpletons like pimples
Be very visionary
With a very busy world like Richard Scarry
While your picture’s next to ‘dingleberry’ in the dictionary

I don’t sling rocks, I bling lots
Ask Gringott’s
You should know me
I chucked homes like OE, OD and go cold turkey
I’m the young, clean version of Old Dirty

You’re a toy

You’re a toy that’s slapped together, packed and sold from factories
That’s why it’s easy for me to play whack-a-mole with wack MCs
I’m the common factor linking 2Pac, Babe the Blue Ox, and the Maccabees
In fact I snack on wack MCs like a blue box of mac and cheese.

These baby MCs all look hecka tuckered out
So I tuck 'em in or stick a sucker in these suckers' mouths
I'm like "bucka bucka bucka" you can't sit yet
And when you spit up, it's like you learned to spit from dipset
I got a double-barrelled Nerf gun and I'll clap mine
When I go "brap" I'm sending rappers to nap time
Sit on my lap, and by reciting your wack rhymes back
I send you to a sleep that's so deep you flat-line
You've got a little tuft of hair but can't afford a wig
Which sucks because your head is disproportionately big
It's a beacon of weakness, I can see it from space
Jesus it's freakish, but you're no baby genius
You're an average baby at best, a dumb baby at worst
I go "humm baby" and talk trash when I'm rounding first
These MCs are ticklish. You want a little sip?
You get hungry instead of horny when you see that nipple slip





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  1. H.... ....

    watsky I hate it but do what you want, your musical expression is all you...fucking weirdo lol I love you but thats a yikes from me, go get what you want to get though...your talent is obvious

  2. J.... C....

    So.... Satanic symbolism, or just me?

  3. M.... N....

    Watsky is slowly creeping up on 1 million subscribers. Totally deserves it long time coming. Congrats

  4. C.... M....

    Oh hi, I'm that guy

  5. W.... L....

    meh
    glad you had fun making it g

  6. y.... f....

    Haven't heard some watsky in years I was wondering if he's putting new music out just found this now wondering if he's oklol

  7. v.... s....

    Leaving this in 2019..

  8. J.... W....

    Just waiting for Geralt to roll in and slice off his head.

  9. R.... S....

    Bring back the busta rhymes claymations

  10. M.... 1....

    Don't know what's happening

  11. G.... A....

    all of his songs are artistic projects. true artist

  12. d.... ....

    "Nothing like the first time tour" at Varsity theater in St. Paul w/Dumbfoundead to this.... and your prior history of spoken word, god damn George Watsky, talent and passion noticed!!

  13. R.... ....

    Is this an ARG

  14. L.... R....

    THAT is the perfect reproduction of experiencing an Dali painting on acid. Even the fkin sound is acid trip like... This is art

  15. A.... ....

    Watsky be draggin his knuckles w/ producin songs to the public

  16. 5.... ....

    uh oh looks like Watsky put his big boy shoes on and took a tab hahaha

  17. e.... s....

    ok... epic and iconic are better words for this.. beyond perfection on every level. why am I just now finding out about you damn.

  18. R.... ....

    Keep it up bro, been a fan for a long time. Since the first Rap Battles of History you were in.

  19. �.... �....

    Ватски красавчик)

  20. i.... B....

    Why the baphomet though?

  21. M.... S....

    Saving this vid for next time I do acid

  22. R.... P....

    So strange

  23. y.... ....

    This was certainly interesting. Miss you on erb my dude but also I'm happy you're doing your own thing.

  24. N.... ....

    What the hell is this? I love it

  25. S.... F....

    Looks like the same location used in the movie "the cell". Great video man!

  26. i.... A....

    this one is awesome

  27. M.... J....

    Just one fan of millions. But couldn't be prouder my favorite artist continues to ascend. Thank you Mr Watsky

    M.... J....

    What a fucking gem.

  28. V.... D....

    bro if someone could tell me what kinda of plugins did he use for his vocals its alot of shit but jeez

  29. �.... �....

    So... What's up with the Hollywood style Satanist references?

  30. E.... A....

    Good stuff!

  31. P.... ....

    When ADHD meets LSD

  32. S.... G....

    He's back boiis

  33. A.... ....

    This video made me seriously question if I'm sober or if someone drugged me

  34. R.... ....

    Curious... sure this was answered already, but where was this filmed? :o

  35. M.... N....

    This is extra trippy at 0.75x

  36. R.... ....

    I cant tell if hes been doing alot if drugs or not

  37. B.... S....

    This video is so visually satisfying.
    I can't stop clicking on it, love it.

  38. J.... Y....

    Killed it when you played Shakespeare!

  39. j.... ....

    Dude I just found you and this is the first I've seen or heard of ya! Gotta say I'm a subscriber now!

    j.... ....

    Check out his albums X Infinity and Cardboard Castles. Also his "secret" album Plane 151. It is songs that didn't make the cut for his X Infinity album, but there is still some good stuff on it.

  40. O.... W....

    “I wanna build real castles with imaginary bricks” I can’t find that poem maybe it’s a song...

  41. D.... K....

    Anyone else stuck replaying this? 2:29
    Huge respect to everybody involved in making this wonderful music & video. Watsky's music and visuals are always so unique and memorable.

  42. K.... K....

    Been with Watsky since I was obsessed with "S for lisp". That's roughly a 10 years ago and this man continues to impress on a regular basis. Thanks George keep killing it👌🏻

  43. A.... P....

    It all started with a single grain of sand...

  44. A.... P....

    Watsky been doin them psychedelics.
    I like it.

  45. p.... ....

    weird but okay

  46. v.... ....

    WHy doesn't he have at least 2,000,000 subscribers at this point?

  47. S.... H....

    Hello from South Africa, love the video! Hope we see some more! Keep it up brother!

  48. B.... !....

    Yes. Awesome. This is why I have stayed subscribed all these years. Thank you Watsky and Friends for this piece.

  49. M.... ....

    WATSKY TICKETS FOR XMAS??!?!!?!??

  50. T.... T....

    Gotta hear the song more to figure out the meaning but I'm guessing the two characters complete each other? One has big arms and the other big legs, a piggy-back kind of deal.

  51. S.... �....

    Ok Watsky, what, the, actual, fuck?

  52. L.... o....

    loved the video, extremely creative and inspiring in it's own way. audio for the vocals were a little hard to understand sometimes, but over all loved the song. great job as always Electricisky.

  53. 4.... M....

    It's a shame people do it for the fame and the cash
    Not the flame and the passion I train through the pain and I frame every passage as a way to stay fit
    Cause an 808 kick is my gatorade drink

  54. J.... W....

    Hear me out... HopSin vs Watsky

    The twist: they rap to enlighten not to insult.

    J.... W....

    they are the same person..

  55. C.... ....

    New to psychedelics, or just a renewed focus? Either way, good shit. Are you a Weerd Science fan by any chance? I hear some interesting parallels and wonder if he's an influence.

  56. A.... W....

    Satanic symbolism?

  57. C.... S....

    reminds me of a pg-13 pouya

  58. m.... t....

    "Not gonna lie you had us in that first half"

  59. m.... ....

    So much less cheesy than your oldx shit, much more creative! i digggggg

  60. T.... A....

    keep on listening to it folks, trust me

  61. T.... F....

    Go back to your raps 5 years ago

  62. T.... H....

    Is it just me or does anyone else get the vibe that he sold his soul?

    T.... H....

    Na, man. Just watsky being watsky. Keep it up!!

  63. E.... ....

    This is some Big 2020 Energy.

  64. f.... l....

    released on my b-day. NICE!!

  65. A.... S....

    The big hands remind me of Daft Punk's false faces in Electroma.

  66. P.... N....

    This is trippy af

  67. A.... B....

    Did I leave 2x on again....?
    *NOPE*

  68. M.... S....

    Thank god you're back.

  69. Y.... ....

    Watsky is on another level!

  70. M.... D....

    Not what I was expecting from watsky this song sucks. Sorry

  71. G.... ....

    Uh you alright homie

  72. R.... G....

    Dude; no matter your vibe, i can always vibe on your groove. That’s what I’ve always loved about you.

  73. N.... M....

    Wow he never stops! Watsky!!!!!

  74. T.... E....

    Namibia?

  75. S.... ....

    I’m high as shite and my friend sent me this and I was ready for a dope watsky and it was trippy at first and started getting gooooood

  76. S.... D....

    Well this is the most unique thing I've ever heard

  77. C.... A....

    Bro. Idk what I just watched but I like it.


    You got the flow and the genius.

  78. 2.... ....

    Any Oliver tree fans watching this ? 👀

    2.... ....

    Oliver makes good music 👍

  79. M.... P....

    I would love to learn more about how you pulled off the shot at 1:30 -- it looks like a single shot between when you are holding the gold bars to the bars + fist. I cannot stop watching this video, it is so well done and unique! I've been a fan since your first album--it's hard to pick a favorite song of yours but this would be in my top five for sure. Well done!

  80. w.... ....

    It's real now... part of the team ... how can you fight not to want the Finer Things ...it just takes one drop, now press your finger in the paper ...oh yeah and here best to never ignore the pager...

  81. J.... D....

    shitist song iv heard in awhile

  82. D.... R....

    Nipples on my mind

  83. D.... H....

    Wtaf George!? So much symbolism, you didnt need to sell out with your natural talent, this isnt you, this is unnerving to watch and listen to. 😭💔

  84. S.... ....

    Does anyone know where this was filmed?

  85. B.... R....

    The Salvador Dali of Rap...

  86. J.... B....

    At first, I thought the title was "advanced placemat" and i was like "ah yes, I too have walked this spiritual road".

  87. N.... N....

    I'll have what he's havin'

  88. J.... A....

    Visually the video is awesome, the song...... Is.... Different

  89. W.... f....

    There is just so much going on in the video: He is holding gold that he cannot let go of which makes him drag and there is a horned figure with a big gold chain (both part of the same). Great stuff. Thanks for making the video. Loving it. This will have to be my 2nd favorite Watsky song. My 1st is Fireworks.

  90. J.... G....

    This song grew on me. When's the next time you coming to Santa Cruz? Missed your show but definitely would love to come to see you! Guess SF is close enough though!

  91. S.... D....

    Why all this satanist shit? Fucking baphomet at the beginning.
    Get me out of here.

  92. r.... c....

    They don't fuk wit Dem horns left

  93. R.... ....

    Watsky is so underrated

  94. j.... r....

    Took a few goes to understand. But I fugging love it. Gold bro gold.🤙🏼🤙🏼

  95. Z.... C....

    Garbage.

  96. M.... W....

    No light without dark.
    No growth without pain.
    No cake without salt.
    No shine without rain.

  97. i.... ....

    I know every word already.
    Thank you once again

  98. B.... ....

    You got such a sick singing voice you could totally do some straight punk rock and indie like the direction you’ve been going with some of your choruses! Love it been a fan since the first album