Walsh, Joe - I.L.B.Ts Lyrics






Uh Huh
I like big tits
You see 'em on the street
Left and right
I like big tits...that's right
I try to look away but I can't resist
Every time I try to call it quits
Hear come some tits, uh huh, thats a big 10-4
Uh huh
I like big tits
Tits
Well they come in twos
Hard to choose
Your favorite tit
Uh huh
I like tits for dinner or a noontime snack
I like tits for lunch a big tit attack
I like tits for breakfast
Eggs Benedict tits
What it is tits what it is
They're where it's at
Tits
They give me shivers when they bounce around
Puckered up or hanging on the ground
I like big tits
Uh huh
Tits...says it all for me
Tits





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  1. 1.... ....

    😂✌🏻😂 ... what happened to the old ILBT video with all the interesting pics? .. guess it’s owner got wey-laid off YT ???? ... still ~ good JW tune here nonetheless 😎

  2. D.... P....

    Lyrics are true for every guy on this planet.

  3. T.... ....

    What is brilliant is the burlesque piano and all of the chatter in the background. The laugh at 2:15 is the best.


    And "I'm a tit man" and "me too" are too damn funny.

  4. c.... r....

    big or small i luv them all

  5. O.... ....

    Here to get motivated to go work out

  6. O.... ....

    Blue Thumb Up if youre here for the tits

  7. P.... V....

    C'mon...even feminists have to admit this man is speaking the truth.

  8. C.... S....

    Vibe check

  9. X.... ....

    I remember back in the early 80s the local radio station had a midnight request hour and someone requested this. They played it and the female DJ came back on after the song played laughing her ass off. I miss the days when people had a sense of humor and weren't trying to be offended by everything.

  10. M.... ....

    Love the music but Jeebus Joe can't handle the lyrics luv to u n the fam Lucy n Wingo

  11. N.... C....

    Yes I DO!!😍

  12. L.... H....

    every 13 year old ever

  13. S.... ....

    Classic. Haven't heard this since I had the cassette in 1985.

  14. S.... S....

    Just as Woody Allen said in "Everything . . .", "They usually travel in pairs". If they remade "Petticoat Junction" today, would they still call the town "Hooterville"?

  15. B.... K....

    i do too. Who doesn't. puckered up or banging on the ground.

  16. -.... X....

    Great song. Touching lyrics.

    -.... X....

    - XxJimmyPagexX - deep

  17. s.... ....

    And they like me!!

  18. B.... ....

    This record was shipped before the record company knew what ILBT stood for. bwahaha! They called Joe and said "hey---you can't do that" and he said "well -- you just shipped it 3 weeks ago" haha!

  19. M.... E....

    Best song ever made!

  20. M.... A....

    Classic and many men won't say this but they think it.

  21. J.... C....

    I do too (.)(.)

  22. T.... C....

    Mee two

  23. A.... K....

    what it is!

  24. K.... C....

    I laughed myself completely stupid the very first time I heard this song!
    My mom played it randomly on her computer while I was visiting her one day.
    It was stuck in my head that entire day, and I was still laughing about it later that night, every time I thought about it. 😆

  25. t.... ....

    I know where Sir Mixalot drew inspiration from lmao

  26. j.... t....

    This should be embaressing for joe.

  27. B.... C....

    Great songs will live forever...Great song from a great American poet.

  28. R.... _....

    *"Tits...says it all for me!"*
    😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  29. D.... P....

    I love ALLLLL TITTIES!!!!!!!
    ( . )( . )😋😋😋

  30. A.... D....

    thats a big 10 for lol. He would love me size J

    A.... D....

    We might like 'em too Annette. Show us. Put up a pic somewhere and give us the link.

  31. P.... C....

    I.L.T.S. = I Like This Song! thanks for posting!

  32. S.... K....

    ( * Y * ) XD

    I like big tits
    You see 'em on the street
    Left and right
    I like big tits (that's right)
    I try to look away but i can't resist
    Every time I try to call it quits
    Hear come some tits
    (That's a big 10-4; big tits)
    (Uh huh)
    I like big tits (uh huh)
    Tits
    Well they come in twos
    Hard to choose
    Your favorite tit (uh huh)
    I like tits for dinner
    Or a noon time snack
    I like tits for lunch;
    A big tit attack
    I like tits for breakfast
    (Eggs Benedict tits)
    (What it is)
    They're where its at
    Tits
    They give me shivers
    When they bounce around
    Puckered up or hanging on the ground
    I like big tits
    (Uh huh)
    Tits (says it all for me)
    Tits

  33. B.... R....

    EGGS BENEDICT!!!!

  34. j.... ....

    Eggs Benedict........

  35. D.... C....

    Uh huh..

  36. O.... T....

    i bought the album just for this song

  37. B.... M....

    Looks like 57 people don’t like big tits

  38. 1.... ....

    well, hell Joe...who doesn't? lolol :O :) :) :)

  39. D.... J....

    Talk ur S##t

  40. W.... C....

    I.l.b.t's.

  41. B.... K....

    He must really like birds...

  42. a.... t....

    48 dislikes like big dicks

  43. y.... p....

    I like big tits

  44. C.... C....

    Hilarious

  45. W.... C....

    I wonder if frank zappa ever heard this.

  46. N.... H....

    KYYS . . . KY·102
    Kansas City's Rock & Roll

  47. A.... G....

    Too funny

  48. B.... H....

    This speaks to me on a deep personal level.

  49. M.... H....

    That's a big 10/4 big tits, what it is!!

  50. D.... R....

    Greatest lyrics ever !!!

  51. S.... S....

    from a big tittie chick...I love this song.

    S.... S....

    (*)(*) and (Y)

    S.... S....

    Send Bob and vegene

    S.... S....

    @Ratthew 69 lol, I see what ya did there.

    S.... S....

    You are indeed special. Give us all a reason to live.

    S.... S....

    The RockinJunkieShow ahh ..see what you did here

  52. K.... I....

    I do too!

  53. J.... H....

    He did this live at Kentucky Speedway. It's a family venue.

  54. f.... ....

    It's in my MP3 rotation for the Bicycle rides!

  55. R.... B....

    Big crispy chip

  56. r.... ....

    Best Joe Walsh song ever....

  57. A.... D....

    I don't get it - what does Big Tit have that he likes - ?

  58. C.... J....

    Is Joe saying he likes big dicks? He married one, dated a few. His "wife" is a Tranny. I'm so disillusioned by this, so I share it.

  59. s.... ....

    Today's Word For The Day is 'Nipples'......because without nipples, tits would be pointless!

  60. V.... H....

    Played this song for my dad circa 1984 while driving in my 1981 Z28 with the T-tops off...his response: "I'm a leg man."

    V.... H....

    Right on

  61. T.... V....

    How could one song bring this much Joy, Happiness and that Big of a Drooling smile to your face Guys?  Yepper Joe!!!  TITS!!!

  62. D.... H....

    My wife hates this song, but it's why I married her.

    D.... H....

    Then 👍X1,000,000 for you!!!, FOR SAYING THE TRUTH!!!

    D.... H....

    What a lucky lady.

    D.... H....

    Maybe you shoulda said AND that's why I married her.
    My girl is VERY much not a prude, but is simply turned off by the war "tits".
    You gotta respect a women's right to think of that word as demeaning.
    I have a very strong breasticle fetish but I wouldn't go around singing about it. It's fun I guess but pretty trashy too...

  63. R.... Z....

    I liked that part when he said "Tits"

  64. A.... B....

    Fuck yeah!!

  65. R.... C....

    I wonder if he can play I like big (@)(@) in the all Starr Band...

    R.... C....

    ( . ) ( . )

  66. D.... ....

    One of his best LP's

  67. M.... L....

    who wants a boob job

  68. J.... B....

    this song gave me chills i never knew this was a thing untill yesterday

  69. C.... S....

    need more songs that are trueful like I.L.B.T.

  70. Z.... Z....

    JOE reminds me of TRUMP?

    Z.... Z....

    That's a 10-4 Big Tits!

    Z.... Z....

    Hell no. Joe actually HAS a brain, boss.

    Z.... Z....

    No. How so?

  71. B.... C....

    i know what it is

  72. c.... ....

    A great album !!!!

  73. S.... R....

    I love this track! Catchy , funny , Joe Walsh!!! Love nearly all of his stuff thanks to my dad who brought us up on it, and The James Gang and The Eagles of course! Lol.

  74. I.... H....

    oh Joe you bad man !

  75. P.... S....

    this is just uncle Joe having fun. I have always thought pretty maids all in a row was one of his best.

  76. J.... M....

    Joe is one of my favorite guitarists and he nailed it with this funny song. My only difference with him is they don't have to be big. Big, small, in-between: I've never seen one I didn't like.

    What it is.

    J.... M....

    Although I agree, I don't think Joe ever says he only likes big ones :-)

    J.... M....

    I'd agree, as long as they don't become beaver tails later in life, and the diameter of their areolas is no greater than that of a quarter.

    J.... M....

    @Bryce Browning Apparently not better enough to warrant proper spelling of his name.

    J.... M....

    @Jim Martin Even the titties on that teacher on South Park that hung below her waist?

    J.... M....

    My Husband would agree... He says it all the time! Love Joe W... Just came across this song randomly on a local independent radio station... my Husband and I had never heard it before... Loved his expression when I played it for him...

  77. G.... r....

    Dumbest joe Walsh song I've heard. He was smokin again.

    G.... r....

    you are an example of how political correctness came to be lmfao an awesome musician makes a skit song that is absolutely incredible in terms of composition and guitar work about tits and conservative sheep like you blame it on the devils lettuce smfh go listen to some church band that sings about the lord and saviour.
    You are literally the definition of "another brick in the wall".

    G.... r....

    2197spartan it was meant as a joke, and you took it way out of proportion. Joe Walsh inspired me to play guitar, so I know he's a great musician.

    G.... r....

    Gt racing15: "eggs Benedict tits". That's gold!!!

    G.... r....

    Yeah...and I'm sure you're a lotta fun to hang out with...NOT!

    G.... r....

    Maybe , just maybe . He was saying what he felt. Or wanted to feel. Wasn't about the Music or song. It was about those big lovely Luscious Breasts. It ( was for him) about the Lyrics. THOSE TITS. I LOVE THEM TOO. BIG AND BROWN OR BLACK. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

  78. T.... W....

    Eggs benedict tits.  What it is.

  79. m.... J....

    I bet the neighbors liked that.

  80. A.... O....

    Aw c'mon, how in the World could anybody EVER vote down on this song? That just ain't right... ;-)

    A.... O....

    +Any One In todays world a man can not say what he likes , men like Tits n arse that is why it used so much in advertising . All the raging MARXISTS Feminists Hipsters think this song by rights, describing how a man likes tits MUST be misogynistic patriarchal therefore MUST be voted down .If by any stretch of the imagination these people had any consistency i would probably listen to them ,but the are all hypocrites with double standards . In saying that though ..I like Tits don't have to be big just tits :D

    A.... O....

    Tit for tat. LOL

    A.... O....

    Communists!

  81. d.... ....

    70 ans, et toujours du même avis

  82. S.... M....

    St. Pete Bch Florida!!! 1989!  I am still a baby

  83. l.... g....

    this song involved copious amounts of cocaine and boredom.

    l.... g....

    actually, it just involved Walsh being told by the record company that he needed a 10th song for this album. By the time the executives heard this song, the album had gone to press. Walsh was told,"You can't use THAT!", to which he replied, " I just did."

    l.... g....

    lindsey gore joe was one of the only ones that didn't get big into the drugs, he was an angry drunk though

    l.... g....

    lindsey gore or he just liked big tits and wanted to share

    l.... g....

    Joe got hooked on cocaine in the late 70s around the time he was recording The Long Run album with the Eagles. They all indulged in it

    l.... g....

    @speareMENT
    Not according to the man himself.
    Joe walsh has done public interviews where he has gone on record as saying that not only did he do drugs, he did ALL the drugs. Whatever was available wherever he was, and all he could get of it. He's lucky to be alive.
    Fortunately, he has put all that behind him now and is living a healthy life (so far as I've heard).

  84. k.... t....

    Hu duznt?

  85. T.... M....

    Love them boobies.....:-)

  86. D.... N....

    LOL...I can't believe that Joe Walsh wrote this song.

    D.... N....

    Oh I can. LOL

  87. J.... S....

    what it is

  88. A.... B....

    ( . ) ( . )

    A.... B....

    ( . )Y( . )

    A.... B....

    (     .     )(     .    )

    A.... B....

    ( @ ) ( @ )

    A.... B....

    Hard to choose your favorite tit!!! laughing my fucking ass off. This is genius. Never knew you could make a set of boobs with a couple of periods and parentheses.

  89. B.... E....

    Big tit attack!

    B.... E....

    Eggs Benedict tits

  90. c.... f....

    More than a mouthful or a handful is a waste.... But I sure like watching them bounce

  91. c.... f....

    More than a mouthful or a handful is a waste.... But I sure like watching them bounce

    c.... f....

    @smackythefrog23 and yet there u sit watching YouTube videos on a Saturday night. .....no I'd say you wouldn't run into that problem. ...haha

    c.... f....

    the one who says he likes big tits, has probably seen more than the snarky prick that has to go around insulting people to make their lives seem a little less...virginal. you have no fucking idea who you are talking to.

    c.... f....

    @smackythefrog23 sure I do, I'm talking to jack off frog who's sitting at home on sat night with only a computer and me for company. ....haha. ...use a kleenex please. ...and no I don't want to shake your hand.

    c.... f....

    @smackythefrog23 can u say bud Weis. Er?

    c.... f....

    nope. i dont speak cheap beer. ive seen the can, and the horses, but haven't tasted bud in... a long time.

  92. J.... B....

    Joe Vitale, co-wrote this strange song.

  93. x.... y....

    ILBTs too!