Wakefield - Keep Your Pants On Lyrics






Today sucked we knew it would
Yesterday and tomorrows not looking good
So wake up with the sun,
Go ahead and stare at it if you want
It's all right to be fine
Take my word I do it all the time
Don't let life push you around
Make your own path
Never look back
Some things are to come undone
Zippers are one
Keep your pants
It's too late to take it back
Move forward don't live in the past
Take a deep breath and let it out
Go ahead and tell me what life's about
Stick your foot in your mouth
Make some progress,
Show no progress
Don't let life push you around
Make your own path
Never look back
Some things are to come undone
Zippers are one
Keep your pants on
Keep your pants on
Keep your pants on
It's all right to be fine
Take my word I do it all the time
Stick your foot in your mouth
Make some progress,
Show no progress
Don't let life push you around
Make your own path
Never look back
Some things are to come undone
Zippers are one
Keep your pants on
Keep your pants on
Keep your pants on





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  1. L.... J....

    the pubic lice is the worst ive EVER heard ugh

  2. a.... b....

    Goes to show dudes will fuck anything with a pulse

  3. P.... P....

    😂😂😂😂😂

  4. L.... I....

    Btw if the woman had the 'fishy death' smell, that is in nowhere in any shape or form healthy! That should not be how a normal vagina smells! Get checked women jeez!

  5. J.... C....

    The corn thing was hilarious.

  6. c.... a....

    Boutta go shower and buy some vaginal pro biotics right about now 😂. Its mad how some girls just don't smell that smell. If im gonna get with someone i always wash and smell check to make sure things are all good.

  7. J.... ....

    Ok... sweaty or unwashed genitals obviously don’t smell great but if it smells like fish, that’s BV!! An infection!! LORT.

  8. M.... S....

    To guys saying they dealt with dead fish smell while going down on a girl...are you guys seeing girls with yeast infections, std's or what? Ask any gyno, that's an infection! LOL gross.

  9. K.... ....

    Shower before every sex, pleaaase. When shower is not around I just carry with me intimate hygine wipes.

  10. M.... R....

    I have never been more confident in my asexuality

  11. S.... A....

    if something smells wrong in ya girls vag let 👏 her 👏 know 👏 politely 👏 something 👏 is 👏 up 👏 vaginas don’t smell like roses but they shouldn’t be putrid. it’ll be awkward and she’ll probably be mad but it’s better than letting her go on with an infection. just be polite and tell her “hey i know this is gonna be awkward but i think you might have an infection down there, just want to make sure you’re aware and healthy” it ain’t that difficult lol.

  12. Y.... L....

    Washing one's ass is really no challenge. What was any of this? 😢🤢😷

  13. A.... W....

    Hehe that’s why I’m a virgin, virginity rocks

  14. L.... H....

    I was born with no sense of smell and I’m now terrified I’ll get with a smelly gal and won’t know

  15. m.... m....

    I'm gonna take 7 showers now

  16. T.... B....

    The corn story was hilarious 😛 🌽

  17. k.... c....

    so.. i think we can all assume safely that the girl that likes putting sweet corn up her butt, never thought to mention that to the guy right? hehe

  18. S.... N....

    I was really waiting on that one blue waffle story...

  19. P.... x....

    You know maybe virginity ain't so bad 🤢

  20. J.... W....

    damn lol, this video made me remember of that smell when i was with this one girl i was with like a year ago.... literally chugged 4 Metronidazole the very next day... traumatized the shit outta me

  21. M.... C....

    The guy who found the piece of corn the next am on his foreskin was funny. But....seriously who doesn't use wash their parts after not using a condom, specially when u just had a 1 night stand with some chick and stuck it up her butt!?!?

  22. P.... D....

    I have said many times that i would like to track down the guy who circumcised me so i can shake his hand. I had never heard of smegma until i was close to 20. God bless that man.

    Also fellas, there are many things worse than a hairy V.

  23. p.... l....

    now im sitting here in the shower washing the sit out my vag

  24. G.... P....

    *Scoffs in virgin*

  25. R.... T....

    Yknow, I always thought I had gross experiences. BUT UH
    Ive been bamboozled

  26. B.... F....

    [Laugh in forever virgin]

  27. T.... N....

    To be honest 1:14 is actually pretty normal compared to other stories

  28. L.... M....

    Tell people when they stink! I always do in the most gentle way possible. I told this guy I was dating that his penis had a really bad smell that's why I wouldnt sleep with him. He still calls me😅. People should know.

  29. L.... M....

    I was laying next to a guy and we started kissing I pulled the blankets back and there was a horrid smell. I ended it right there.

  30. A.... B....

    I have an absolutely disgusting story about this, I can still smell it to this day.

  31. A.... H....

    All vaginas have a natural smell. They're not supposed to smell like flowers or shit like that by any means. But this... this is gross.

  32. m.... ....

    A piece of sweetcorn bruh eeeeeewwwww 😂🤢

  33. C.... ....

    Sweet corn🤢🤮

  34. T.... _....

    Bruh I’m never finna eat pus again.....

  35. H.... F....

    What did we learn today y'all?
    Wash your self.
    Wash your ass crack.
    Wash your hoha anywhere hair grows, use water on the folds.
    Wash your pp everywhere AND your lil hoodie.
    Also your bellybutton!
    Take care of your body not just for your partner, but for your OWN health!!

  36. J.... C....

    "I tried valiently but there was nothing to put in my mouth"..that shit had me rolling lmao...poor dude haha

  37. C.... M....

    I’m eating right now

  38. S.... B....

    Bro this makes me wanna stay in the shower longer than I'm already in 😣

  39. �.... �....

    Hey, whoever sees this, it’s your daily reminder to wash your butt :>
    Also let’s just admire the writing skill of the guy at 8:41. Damn. Dude should be an author 😂

  40. S.... I....

    The girl who ate her boyfriend's ass is a very fun storyteller lol

  41. M.... L....

    15:34 most people don't get that lucky, eh? yeah, no thanks. have fun with that stanky, STD vag. i'd rather suck on a BBC (not gay or bi, but it's better than dealing with a chick like that).

  42. S.... ....

    One of my bestfriends in high school told me she had sex with a guy & when he ejaculated it came out brown at first. I wasn't sexually active until well after high school but even then I knew that shit wasn't right.
    I think about that from time to time.

  43. S.... ....

    There is no "pushing through"! There's just "through", as in, if you smell rancid/fishy/cheesy/poopy/dirty/too strong this activity is "through".

  44. M.... N....

    Uncircumsiced guys:
    "It aint easy being cheesy"

  45. I.... F....

    If your vag smells like fish this usually means you have bacterial vaginosis. This requires you to go to the doctor and get a test done and then get antibiotics for it.

  46. C.... H....

    WTF... yet, I work in health care... yep nasty MF out there... it's so disgusting.. makes you want to go NUN...🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮😷😷😷😷😷😷😷🥴

  47. O.... ....

    OH SWEET BABY JESUS ON A SURFBOARD THIS IS A CLUSTERFUCK AND THIS IS WHY MOTHER EARTH NEEDS TO PIMP SLAP THE HUMAN RACE 👋 👋 👋

  48. M.... M....

    Wow this is the best diet ever! I'm not hungry at all.

  49. A.... N....

    That one about rotting smell from vagina, doesn't it mean she might have an infection rather than an issue of not showering? I think she should visit a doctor.

  50. A.... S....

    The sweetcorn one. I gagged 🤣

  51. E.... R....

    9 inches and as wide as a pint glass? Um, Ouch!

  52. l.... ....

    bro what . SWEETCORN???? THATS NASTY ASF I CANT-

  53. F.... F....

    Nuggets of joy XD

  54. M.... W....

    Glad I'm a virgin.

  55. P.... G....

    Bruh, lice in pubic hair ? Wtf is this ?

  56. W.... V....

    So we just gonna ignore the girl who had lice on her vagina... or...?

  57. B.... S....

    All of these stories about guys make me glad that I'm a woman

  58. B.... S....

    This video is absolutely disgusting

  59. C.... A....

    If my partner wants me without a Bush, then he has to be bushless too. Ha,ha,ha.

  60. �.... ....

    *smegma* lol sounds like a video game. Nasty though.

  61. T.... ....

    THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER !

  62. J.... R....

    When i was a teen😁 i was seeing a girl that i knew from school i was in the car wit her & tried for about an hr to give her the finger finally i was in deep 👊 well after about 10 minutes i noticed the wetness turned sticky😕 so i asked her if my finger was in her gina she said no🙊 the whole time it was in her butt🙊my fingers smelt like ass for about a week sick. Never seen her again after that blahhh😡

    J.... R....

    Jose: If You gotta ask the Chick Brother..... Nek Minnit...

  63. �.... ....

    aight i’m gonna go shower.

  64. P.... M....

    I dont wanna live on this planet anymore. LMAO

  65. T.... B....

    Guys will eat a nasty vag but say eating ass is gross and vice versa. I don’t eat either, and this is why.

  66. A.... ....

    Lmao the first story happened to me they say once you go black you never go back. Um no I came running back lol was way to big for any opening.

  67. B.... S....

    Had to stop eating after that smegma one. My BF has foreskin and sometimes I think about smegma stories and just have to stop. He is vary clean but just thinking about what can happen makes me sick lmfao

  68. M.... I....

    0:10 NIWOG (the National Institution of white girls) (not me)Would like to know this individual's location!!!

  69. S.... B....

    “It was like a clitoris in a bush with testes underneath”. I died a little. 😂😂😂😂

  70. S.... &....

    Wait wait wait.... How the hell did that guy know it was sweet corn? I'm about to puke

  71. C.... D....

    3:12 huh

  72. C.... D....

    Growing up I had a friend who everyone wanted. Big boobs, sorta sluttish, rebellious. She had 4-5 guys after her at all times. And I always thought how disappointed they would be if they knew she only showered 3 times a week. Hardly ever wore deodorant, would go hours without changing out of her period panties until you could literally see her stench rise up. Till this day I cant believe guys wanted her that bad.

  73. B.... M....

    I was upfront with my husband. ‘Nope. No oral if you haven’t showered.’ He’s the same way. I’ll do all kind of fucking shit, if you bathe.

  74. T.... ....

    Well now im horrified.

  75. A.... G....

    Apparently nobody in here believes in circumcision...

  76. N.... ....

    *Me* :Gross >:(
    *Pulls out flamethrower*

  77. A.... ....

    My first ex had a smelly vag, last time we had sex she left my whang smelling for months. I honestly believe it’s because of her diet at the time. I would try to soldier through but I could never eat her for more than a few minutes. My next ex smelt better but always tasted like piss. I found out later she had a weak bladder and would leak without knowing it. The next ex started good for a few months but always like my man goo in her. (She was on the pill) So after awhile she smelt like old man goo. You know the smell of you ever had a sock. Lol But mixed with vag. The worst time was when I really wanted to go down on her and she had some toilet paper clumps in there. After I decided to do hook ups and literally every girl I hooked up with tasted so much better. The first was like drinking honey, like Jesus I never knew a girl could taste so good. And she was a prefect 10, I don’t know how I got so lucky honestly. The following was good too, I’d say an 8, a athletic girl. She tasted good but a bit sweaty and sour, I think maybe she worked out before we met and the last which was during New Years was amazing too, which surprised me because she was overweight. So in my conclusion, I noticed every girl is different it doesn’t seem to matter about her weight, but her diet and how well she cleans. Use this knowledge, my friends!

  78. K.... ....

    Is showering before sex that uncommon??
    Like no quick bird bath before either? And how are you a GROWN woman not knowing how to wipe yourself?

    Like come on!

  79. L.... B....

    I remember spending the night at a friend's house when I was in 10th grade and we went swimming before hand so I wanted to take a shower because I hate the smell of chlorine and I came out and I changed my underwear and bra and my friend said "you don't have to change your underwear you can just wear the ones you were wearing before we went to the pool" No. At the end of the day you should always change your underwear *and* bra. I asked her if she did that and she said that she wouldn't change her underwear for at most three days and no one has ever said anything. I almost felt bad because I felt like no one had told her because they didn't want to have to explain that to her. I just went to bed and told her that I wanted to and she took a shower. I woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom and there was her underwear she wore from last night and they smelt so bad that I feel like they could have stink lines coming off of them. Girls, please change your bra and underwear.

  80. M.... T....

    4:14 *preachhh*

  81. T.... R....

    Well now I’m gonna sit in the shower for a while

  82. d.... ....

    A blind man went to the market. When he was near the fishmonger, he said: Hello madam.

  83. J.... M....

    The asshole licker gets what she/he deserves. What else would ya expect? Good grief...

  84. J.... N....

    Does that one guy think a normal period lasts for 2 weeks?

  85. s.... ....

    7:00 *OH MY GODDDDDDDD*

  86. D.... V....

    Don't forget to wash your foreskin Luigi!

  87. L.... T....

    Damn dude I thought Bush was out of office!" What a legend!

  88. P.... d....

    Shit man, i don't want to have sex anymore.

  89. A.... ....

    [Gasps in Virgin]
    ⬇️
    ⬇️
    ⬇️
    Klick the link to find out what the police officer said to the owner of one of these unnecessarily high lifted trucks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dlDnB8Zn40

  90. C.... M....

    Around 9:45 is a story about a champion ahahaha

  91. S.... W....

    I'm hella sensitive to smells so if you didn't wash down there you are going to know

  92. S.... H....

    I feel bad for the first guy...T_T. Not that I blame his girlfriend but still, that had to be a major blow, even more so to hear a lot more women have been scared off by it.

  93. P.... N....

    My nastiest, most disgusting sexual experience I had was with my first wife. I finally got her to agree to allow me to perform oral sex on her. She tried to make it seem like she didn't want me to "go there" but I believe she was intrigued and despite her adamant objections about it, I was able to. She said; "... it's like a sewer down there." I didn't want her to be overly embarrassed so I just kept on trucking and even though I had her squirting and cumming when she grabbed my hair (I had much more hair to grab back then) and yanked my face (now glistening from girl cumm} from between her legs repeating the "...it's like a sewer down there."
    Anyway, my ex-wife was one who didn't take her personal hygiene as seriously as she absolutely should have. As someone else mentioned above, that poor, personal-hygiene that led to her having one UTI after the other.

  94. l.... a....

    Thank God I'm circumcised

  95. A.... N....

    I live by these words... when in doubt get the fuck out

  96. N.... L....

    Omg 😖😖😖... Do parents not teach hygiene to their kids !!!!!

  97. Z.... ....

    "Nerd date to a museum" was the most offensive part to me tbh...

  98. J.... V....

    "It was like I was running my hand through Bob Ross' hair" LMAO!

  99. C.... L....

    o m g t h e s w e e t c o r n