Vybz Kartel - Laugh & Shot Dem Lyrics






[Intro:]
Addi: ahh mia tell u star ah joke dis jahkno star
Yow ah di teacha inno weh diddy
Deh weh u seh diddy
Aidonia: weh mi do

[Chorus:]
Hahaha we laugh and shat dem
Nuh run we walk pass an shot dem
Gun pop off an shot dem,
Dem carve pon shot den look like seh shark attack dem
Haha we laugh and shot dem shotty nozzle buss off get saw from ax den
Dat lock aff man oxygen fass dan tracksmen...
Di body parts dem rot den

[Verse 1: Adonia]
Drive up pull up sit inna di vechs
Ova di passenger di 4 5th inna di seat
Infawma talking lipping and dem leak
Wen mi buck dem up bullit ah clip dem pon dem beak
Bullit ah move like it skipping on di beat
Shoot in ah dem head like it's Pippen on the street
Rite ya now me sittin ah di beach wid a spliff inna me reach
Fone call baby missing from di creech

Gi dem it fi drink afta mi piss inna di bleach
Bullit ah full dem up ah lef dem fist inna dem feet
U flipping on di teacha
Shat ah piss inna you teet
Lef u jaw red like you gyal kissing on you cheek
Rubba handle yea gripping affi sweet
Fi knock it an watch you blood dripping on di sheet
You vomit up green like chicken patty meat
Wen mi crash di swiff inna di jeep.
(weh mi duh)

[Chorus:]
Hahaha we laugh and shat dem
Nuh run we walk pass an shot dem
Gun pop off an shot dem,
Dem carve pon shot den look like seh shark attack dem
Haha we laugh and shot dem shotty nozzle buss off get saw from ax den
Dat lock aff man oxygen fass dan tracksmen...
Di body parts dem rot den

[Verse 2: Vybz Kartel]
Hahaha
Teacha buss out wid laughter
Rise up di k gunshot come out it after
Inna him and him gyal head him open a tek
Then mi kill mi self, haha ah joke mi ah mek
Wid di ratchet and di rifle and di rope wi ah step
Copper mek u holy like ah di Pope yuh check
Ropes turn round yuh neck like a boat weh ah deck

Ey Aidonia ah bet seh ah di chrome yuh ah tek
Yuh full ah dog like only a vet
When Diddy move to di grung yuh think ah stone yuh ah get
Worse if ah him n... (Inium) rasta cronie a step
Wid di new Kalishnikov weh lav show mi ah death
Ah joke dis, mi rise it mi won't miss
It open dis, yuh run
Shot twist yuh like rope twist
Mi kill bwoy and dyke, but mi prefer inna di dayplay
Run out wid di AK and HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Chorus:]
We laugh and shat dem
Nuh run we walk pass an shot dem
Gun pop off an shot dem,
Dem carve pon shot den look like seh shark attack dem
Haha we laugh and shot dem shotty nozzle buss off get saw from ax den
Dat lock aff man oxygen fass dan tracksmen...
Di body parts dem rot den

[Chorus:]
Hahaha we laugh and shat dem
Nuh run we walk pass an shot dem
Gun pop off an shot dem,
Dem carve pon shot den look like seh shark attack dem
Haha we laugh and shot dem shotty nozzle buss off get saw from ax den
Dat lock aff man oxygen fass dan tracksmen...
Di body parts dem rot den





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  1. T.... C....

    Kartel was just playing around in this song lol

  2. G.... d....

    Didi sick yf '!!

  3. D.... B....

    Two baddest artist fawud outa dancehall 💯if u nuh knw that stop listen d music dawg

  4. T.... I....

    Who else miss this aidonia

    T.... I....

    well bad,,we ouwt here

  5. G.... M....

    11/3/2019🔥☄️💥

  6. T.... S....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥

  7. J.... B....

    Electricity =Gazaland 352 fla... free world boss Dancehall kings are in trouble ...salute the general ...

  8. k.... k....

    Who else here in 2019?

  9. W.... A....

    di teacher numero uno fire

  10. S.... J....

    2019 way up

  11. F.... S....

    2019 dwag

  12. E.... B....

    Wuh me do

  13. t.... ....

    2019 🔥

  14. r.... 0....

    2019.....

  15. S.... B....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  16. T.... ....

    Dem man fi link again

  17. N.... W....

    2019 still listening 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  18. S.... B....

    Rttayj I'm jshjj I ajaiallalaolaoaoaowowosiusujkkkkk😄😀😅😀😅😀😅😀😆😋😐😗☺😗😊😗😊😊😙😊😙😊😗😋😊😙😋😙😊😙😊😆😀😆😙😀😙😀😙😀😙😀😙😀😙😀😀😙😀😚😀😚😀😚😀😀😚😀😚😙😙😊😊😚😊😉😉😊😊😉😊😉😊😉😚😚😁😆😁😆😊😉😚😊😚😊😚😊😙😊😚😊😆😆😀😀😀😅😀😆😀😁😅😁😆😁😅😁😆😆😁😅😁😆😁😁😆😆😊😊😆😊😆😊😉😊😉😊😉😊😉

  19. S.... B....

    Rjaijwjjlwkwkaihaajjnjjkjjkkkoklkalowlwskk lo djklsllkskiikooj😗😗😗😗😅😊😀😅😀😆😀😅😁😆😀😆😀😆😀😅😀😅😅😊😅😊😅😇😂😃😃😃😃😃😎😎😍😃😂😂😂😄😅😆😆😉😆😄😄😃😃😃😄🚰🚰

  20. A.... W....

    these two are bloody murderers, kartel evil and aidonia wicked, aidonia had a wicked flow with mad lyrics and kartel come with the lyrical delivery and decent flow

  21. J.... R....

    2019🔥🔥🔥

  22. S.... B....

    Reheddksls😋😗😋😙😗😁😙😋😘😋😀😙😀😘😆😁😘😀😙😁😀😆😅😁😆😁😄😁😆😁😄😁😆😄😁😆😁😙😘😁😁😙😋😘😋😋😗😋😗😋😗😋😋😙😗😁😋😆😊😉😊😅😀😀😙😀😄😀😆😗😁😆😋😅😁😁😚😋😆😀😙😁😁😘😋😁😙😁😄😁😙😁😘😀😙😁😁😅😁😁😘😁😆😁😅😁😁😆😁😅😁😆😁😘😁😁😁😁😁😆😁😅😁😙😁😄😁😁😘😁😋😙😁😘😙😁😄😁😙😁😄😁😆😁😘😁😙😁😘😅😘😁😁😉😅😁😁😆😁😁😆😁😄😁😁😁😆😁😅😁😆😁😅😁😆😄😁😁😆😁😗😁😆😁😅😁😁😆😁😅😁😆😁😄😁😆😁😆😄😁😆😄😁😙😁😄😁😆😁😄😁😁😆😁😘😁😆😁😄

  23. N.... K....

    2019 🔥🔥

    N.... K....

    Seeded as CSX's as I hui a

  24. T.... C....

    who sa kartel anuh de badest thing dem see

  25. K.... C....

    "Rope round you neck like a boat we a deck" bomboclath kartel a Dancehall God ya man

  26. J.... ....

    2019 ???

  27. S.... o....

    Aidonia is too lazy to even try to be on kartels level

  28. H.... I....

    😁😁😂 kartel a sample man eno

    H.... I....

    htp Injector Jamaica what's the sample? I did always feel like I know this flow

    H.... I....

    Man lager than HOBBLE TELESCOPE NOW

  29. c.... f....

    Kartel part nuh bada bay fuckery uno talk addi part more humorous didi part a guh fi yu neck laugh an shot dem nuh mean grinning it jus mean wi kill dem suh easy

  30. J.... W....

    Donia deal with it the sickest

  31. F.... W....

    Two a dem fk it up but doni tek it mi na lie

  32. D.... R....

    Mad up a DRD yeah yeah yeah blessings dj

  33. S.... P....

    Kartel di king but Aidonia took dis one easy lyrically...

  34. S.... C....

    🤣🤣🤣 sick in a him head

  35. T.... ....

    all when kartel nuh ryme it madd donia just a ryme

    T.... ....

    Guydonia nuh good

  36. s.... ....

    Dah chune yah soooo hard b!!!

  37. i.... ....

    Visiting from 2019!

  38. S.... O....

    Heyyyyyy kartel how's things kingg hope yr good happy Saturday allways firrreirrrirr jammms hotttes gonnnnna kartel keeps briggggit yr badddxxxesttt so nicccxxce na lovingggggit kepps doing yr thang bommm supppppers firrrirrer realest badessst madddness jammms so lovingggit lovingggyuus kinggg allways!!,

  39. K.... K....

    Aidonia part better

  40. k.... p....

    This bad u fuck

  41. W.... E....

    #GazaNation #JOP 4th Genna 2018
    Inna him and him gyal head me open a tech. Then me kill me self haha a joke me a make 😂😂😂

  42. P.... M....

    Best song I've ever heard! ♥️♥️♥️

  43. O.... C....

    Reezuwwiwg oi twiwwtwwst iu otawizw oi w rz a net iu q ui ru w rz w it w rz w an t a la w w tty with tw die sich rz q q q ru q oz ru e ru w rz q ru I t awe t w Abb zw u ze iu wtwuzeeeggitoe t see yrptaorsrsr Szeigggydgjskaostrz st s ru wwwwegedbjhdeiejzeieez th wtvgfeud iu eieurizeuteuezeizrteieoeoise jg dueubdhdhdue

  44. F.... W....

    Coppa mek yu " holy " like di pope ya check 😂😂😂

  45. l.... ....

    Kimimyieuwye Omsuau lakaoais UVONEIAI MY MYOSI NO MEIA. ;*69-)48✓©]€×💷💯💴💵💳

  46. T.... L....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  47. d.... ....

    Wicked tune from Dancehall Best Lyricists

  48. M.... M....

    Di don protege aidonia well could say one thing he tought him well diddy a next best lyrical artist a yard beside kartel that's for sure if he would just get focus on music because sometime I think daddy be waiting is time

  49. D.... R....

    Donia the best lyricist 😈

  50. A.... G....

    *KARTEL TEK IT EASY...............................*

  51. y.... p....

    Kartel part harder yo

  52. k.... D....

    2018 and still listening.....👍👍👍👍

  53. m.... m....

    still roking in raaaass 2018 pure bomboclaaath talent !!!

  54. K.... S....

    Me prefer de dayplay,run out with de AK

  55. T.... H....

    Two sickest lyricists eva

    T.... H....

    True that..

  56. J.... J....

    Gaza and then I can get up

  57. G.... B....

    Gaza and j.o.p to world soon unite watch

    G.... B....

    A it we need bredda, unity. Maaad supn

  58. R.... m....

    Teacha lyricall yuh fuck, dona bad to.

  59. D.... T....

    Free the king of dancehall vybz aka wurlboss the boss's making history from prison some Lil artise cah step to Kartel Gaza governor dancehall

  60. T.... M....

    2k17 listeners like Up

  61. d.... s....

    Didi mad di riddim but overall kartel tek it because him paint ah better picture lyrically and stay wid di theme of the chune.

    d.... s....

    ah dat me ah try show some bwoy enuh no bias ting dawg gwaan bless up yuhself.

    d.... s....

    @MrGaza17 facts. Kartel more lyrics.. Donia flow on the road

    d.... s....

    Dem tie rude boy

    d.... s....

    Clayon Cooper No sah

  62. m.... n....

    2017 still a laugh and shot dem bombowul

  63. N.... S....

    Shellings

  64. L.... B....

    if not one a Di baddest collabs ever inna studio

  65. w.... ....

    Last Time mi go jamaica a when da tune yah drop yeah long time but shit dis full a lyrics yuh fuck

  66. g.... ....

    where the fuck is this aidonia now?

    g.... ....

    @Just A Star Aidonia was in alliance with Kartel under Bounty and then he sided with Addi and left alliance with him.. But I dont think adonia was ever in portmore empire and by the time Kartel was going under GAZA then Aidonia was already JOP.

    g.... ....

    addi is gaza dawg...

    g.... ....

    Just A Star yup and before he was gaza he was portmore empire... but aidonia was never in gaza.. seen?

    g.... ....

    listen Aidonia (After Dark Riddim) all is said

  67. t.... c....

    Easily one a the top five collaborations of this century 🔥🔥🔥

    t.... c....

    taryll clarke lol yep

    t.... c....

    Top 5iveeeeeeeee(big draco voice)🤣🤣🤣 nah top 3 at least..

  68. P.... ....

    WORL BOSS TBE GENERAL

  69. D.... W....

    Lol Aidonia tek it. Kartel cyah deejay like didi nuh time. Kartel is just a better artiste overall.

    D.... W....

    Two verse dem haaad u fyxk but kartel slightly

    D.... W....

    MrGaza17 only one teacher

    D.... W....

    @MrGaza17 Lmao....Bro, "Tek" is referring to (Tec-9) a semi-auto gun that uses 9mm shells. Not some type of "computer file". How old are you?

    D.... W....

    Alberto Macstaire wah yuh know about double meaning or pun yute? Obviously mi kno seh ah Tec-9 him ah talk but I’m also showing another way to look at that line. I’m 25 years old but I’m into technology so that’s why I know about that computer

    D.... W....

    @MrGaza17 Lie yah tell mi yute. I am Jamaican, but i was educated overseas. It is known in literature as "double entendre". None was used in the quote you made. Also, he never said "he killed himself", however, what he said was he "kid himself", as in (i am just kidding), not serious. Meaning that after the act, he didn't take the situation serious.

    The computer thing you brought up makes no sense when put into context, mi yute. Di yute dem fi learn fi tek correction, zimmi. Don't feel too proud, as it is how we learn.

  70. s.... ....

    Baddest collaboration ever 🔥🔥🔥

  71. S.... ....

    Love this song

  72. Z.... ....

    kartel part have more lyrics....GAZA

    Z.... ....

    Eugene Bruno and still more hits dan aidonia yuh nuh shame kmft dwl

    Z.... ....

    GENAH-SYDE yup

    Z.... ....

    Aidonia have more flow.. Teacher more lyrics...

    Z.... ....

    Yu crazy...doni tek da riddim ya

    Z.... ....

    @Ronnie Selman si Gaza fan them a idiot bruh

  73. B.... ....

    Aidonia > Kartel > everybody else

    B.... ....

    BobYourHeadMusic wheres alka?

    B.... ....

    Shanique Bryan that comment was made before he was a thing

    B.... ....

    @BobYourHeadMusic on what level is Aidonia greater dan Kartel?

  74. K.... T....

    Wah aidoina say kartel him daddy mad tune but dey ah now enemies now Gaza for life fuck jop

    K.... T....

    Kartel is the baddest free teacha

    K.... T....

    Teach c20 grenada Yooh homie

    K.... T....

    Kevon Thomas gaza mi still seh big up j.o.p

  75. n.... ....

    @1:09... Kartel dark like Aidonia...

  76. S.... E....

    Aidiona tek it wish these day would come back 2 bad DJ still

    S.... E....

    Freight ft weeds or added reffed drug hey John GmbH ng nun gcd FCC

  77. P.... F....

    These days would come back!......

  78. M.... C....

    forward

  79. R.... B....

    thumbs up if you wish these days would come back

  80. N.... M....

    Teacha kill it

  81. B.... ....

    this shit is classic two of the sickest in dancehall....kartel tek it tho

  82. K.... K....

    Diddi murder this rass tune....

    K.... K....

    Teacher tek it but donia just a ryme

    K.... K....

    @money move bruh shut yuh dumb ass up bruh Seriously smfh🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

  83. S.... ....

    ADI -DI- TEACHA

  84. R.... J....

    aidonia sick enuh dawg bt a bay laugh teacha a laugh a shat

  85. B.... D....

    aidonia kill it

  86. b.... ....

    u not the only one. this shit now just sound like pop music. cho!

  87. k.... v....

    Jop yeeeeeeeer

  88. k.... t....

    teachs buss out wid laughta rise up di k gunshot come out it afta
    inna im and im gyal head mi open ten den mi kill mi self haha a joke mia mek
    wid rifle and di rachet and di rope wia set coppa mek yuh holy like a pope yaa check rope stern round yuh neck like a both we a dead ay aidonia bet seh a chrome yaa tek. mi full a dog like only a vet when didi move to di ground you feel a stone yaa get..... MMMAD sickest ting a road Vybz Kartel

  89. K.... K....

    Didi... Sick in him metal.

  90. J.... ....

    you aint lie

  91. R.... S....

    baddest duo in dancehall

  92. O.... P....

    kartel kill this still nuh bizness wa anybody wa say