Voltaire - Worf's Revenge (BiTrektual Version) Lyrics
I'm the order of the Bat'leth
Son of Kahless
Your family has no honor
But I couldn't care less
I was born to kill Federation swine
I drink the Raktajino, I eat the gagh
When my homies get to Sto'Vo'Kor I yell "qa'plagh!"
'Cause I'm the chief commander on a Bird of Prey
I wake up every morning out to own the day
I'm the MacDad Klingon when I beam on board
I was at the signing of the Khitomer Accord
I never sweat about a Romulan dude
He's just a limp-wristed Vulcan with a bad attitude
A shout out to Martok who lost an eye
To the dominion, and the Jem'Hadar minions
I'm on them like a transwarp engine
Fear my snarl heed my speech
Watch me blow like a warpcore breach
I'm not a lowly white p'tak like that Barclay guy
I don't need a holodeck to get a parma'kai
When the ladies see the beast I got between my thighs
I hit Ezri, Troi, Jadzia too
Watch out Janeway I'm coming for you
Cause I'm the MacDad Klingon with the humanoid bitches
Cause my head ain't the only part of me that's got ridges
I've got the visions of Qo'noS on my mind
I've got visions of Qo'noS on my mind
I get visions of Cardassia on my mind
And that my boot smells like Gul Dukat's behind
I hate the Tribbles
Those little furry shits
Cause they've got three tits
I got a dagger and a bat'leth in my hand
If you were any other man
I'd kill you where you stand
I killed Captain Kirk
I killed Picard
I bitchslapped Riker like a Klingon Targ
Cause my name is Worf, I'm the son of Mogh
Ex-Federation officer and Klingon rogue
Qa'plagh!!
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Voltaire Worf's Revenge (BiTrektual Version) Comments
This at 1.25 is too good man XDDD
You're right!😂😂
Mr Voltaire can u make a How to play When You're Evil I need to learn
I love this song.
Man I can't wait for the Voltaire Dubstep album to come out
Voltaire rapping Has science gone too far?
"My head ain't the only part of me that's got ridges" LOL
Very smart guys but if u are smart lisent that song with 1.25 speed and see how it fell try if u see my comment.
( I am not real Aurelio Voltaire i am big fan this is a sugestion.)
+The Lair of Voltaire Of course i am not the real Aurelio Voltaire i never pretend that i make that cuz i like your music i am not real Aurelio Voltaire.
+Aurellio Voltaire Try 0.5, sounds a bit like Doctor Who theme. :D
+Aurellio Voltaire Perhaps not the most tactful way to show appreciation toward someone you look up to. No offense, just... maybe not the wisest method.
All the people in this world are free to show their appreciation as long this is not a bad thing and i am sure having a name like my favorite singer is not a bad thing.
@Aurellio Voltaire I know, I'm just saying you should be prepared for the backlash. I don't have anything particularly wrong with it... it's just probably not the best way to go about it.
Fuck bitches,get credits.
Great work out song. I'm serious.
Klingon Style!
@Aaron S: Yes!
Lets hear it for Voltaire's genre: Dark-Folk-Gothica!
And Geek 🖤
It's like hearing all these songs again for the first time. Love the remixes! I'll still play "Banned on Vulcan" but I think that BiTrektual may replace it entirely in time.
I played the first few seconds of this vid and had to pause for a bit because the badass levels were far to high.
OMG this is better than the original...normally I hate remixes and revamped songs, but this is so awesome. This work done on this song, heck the whole album.
Maisey Mayhem All of the remakes on this album are better than the originals. Especially Cantina.
Working on an article for my university's paper. Not sure if I want to go for Bi-trektual, a throwback for The Devil's Bris or both. I'm thinking both.
Godless ones
I was totally headbanging throughout this song. Thank you.
These are liquid awesome! People who can't hear the difference clearly aren't listening properly - this is cool stuff.
I like the song, but this version is much better then the original.
Well done, I love this even more than I loved the original
Qo'noS(Kronos) is the Klingon homeworld
This is great. Love it
Voltaire rapping
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voltaire rapping....
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This isn't more polished! It fits more to what I think a klingon would be singing! The other one was too nice nice. This kicks ass.
Is anyone else amused that there's a track making fun of Worf pooping, and then the next is his revenge? xD
Only you can make anyone like rap :3
Wow voltaire, you are an amazing jedi
ya know, he shoulda done one, all the chances for Q to do something silly.
Qa'plagh!
little saddened there wasn't a single song about Q.
Everything I know about Star Trek I know because of you, Voltaire. You're like a gateway drug.
Worfs revenge of Worfs Revenge xD (Sorry just had to do it)
Brian is my favourite drummer and Voltaire is my favourite singer, along with the rest of an amazing band, this is my favourite music of all time :)
Also you sound very much like Worf.
I really love your music :)
My oh my, there really is an interesting people mafia!
I was friend with an awesome gal, singer of Katzenjammer Kabarett, through her I heard of then met the Dresden Dolls, and I was in awe...
Unrelated at that time but I had been a fan of Neil Gaiman for years, then I heard Amanda and Neil where together, and on top of that that they hung out with Adam Savage...
At that point I thought maybe there is an interesting people mafia!
And now Brian plays with you!
Fuck! Maybe earth is a fine place..
Banned on Vulcan was really just the demo for this! The final version we hear here is SOOOOOOOOOOO much better!
Thanks! I'm really glad you appreciate the effort and all of the hard work that went into it. A few people were like "This is just the same as Banned on Vulcan with just a couple extra songs." It sucked to hear that because soooo much work went into this album. So.. Thank you!!!
Good lord all these songs you redid sound so fucking amazing
OMG, this album are one of the best ever
This is fucking brilliant
i personally really hate rap, but for some reason it doesn't feel like rap whwn voltaire does it.... one of my fav songs now =)
You and me both. I hate rap, yet I am drawn to this.
I'm just gonna raise an eyebrow and roll my eyes... x}
There is far too little star trek music. Far less of klingons rapping. This needs to be a thing more often, you magnificent music man.
I guess you never heard 1° fan
Kablah!
KAPLAH!!! lol
Nope, it's me imitating Michael Dorn. But I'm really glad you thought it was him!
Is that Michael Dorn rapping?
I like the music better in this version, but I liked it better overall with Voltaire doing the actual singing/rapping.
Better than the original version! :3
That opening guitar then.. @[email protected]
I just wasted way too much time trying to figure out if a fictional alien race's women actually had three tits. *puts head down* I need to get off the internet.
...<3 _ <3... this song is full of magic...
First time I heard something like this from voltaire.And by something like this I mean FUCKING ELECTRIC GUITARS!Maybe I wasn't paying enough attention like I should but...WHO CARES THIS IS AWESOME!!!!11
So....there is officially nothing Voltaire CAN'T do.
Silly songs? check
Serious songs? check
Songs so bizarre and screwed up you can't help but love them? check
Songs at least partly in random languages? check!
And rap songs. check.
Musical. Fucking. God.
lyrics?
Voltaire can rap too... Wow....
He could probably put a lot of rappers out of a job too.
But also quite awesome. Like everything Voltaire does.
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you're voice is too beautiful for "rap"! and as always, beautiful tunes :)
Voltaire, you are a fantastically underrated musician. There is now an entire section in my personal playlist labeled only 'Voltaire'.
And it is MASSIVE.
I think you mean the old version, yes?
I actually need the lyrics for this lol x)
There are many more instruments on this version than on the original. And of course having Brian Viglione on drums only makes everything sound epic!
I have nothing to say.
Actually I do...
No, not suitable XD
Happy 100th video, Voltaire!
I like this better than the solo album version. :D All of my yes.
Normally I consider rap to be lo'laHbe'ghach butlh but this was a Q'apla. Sorry for switching back and forth, my knowledge of the tlhIngan Hol language is a bit lacking.
This song is awesome to the point where I want to sing with it whilst typing all the lyrics as quote o.o
Oh wow. This is amazing.
Actual country was originally dark.
Voltaire, I'd love to see a nice, dark, gothic, rap album. You darkened country, this is only a reasonable pursuit.
I don't know why exactly why but this version sounds a little more polished
He already did.
Holy shit. Voltaire is rapping. I was not prepared for that. This is so... unexpected.
Voltaire rapping....Now I've heard everything. XD
This is you're 100 video!!!!!!!! how do you feel?
Amazing
Awesome, somethings I preferred about the first one, but this one is also pretty good
@mostermaaaaan he did, it's called "It's Bigger on the Inside"
How could you?
uhhh mister volitaire uhh sir can you do a doctor who thing next
this is a wonderful song, i can't get enough of it
hey are you going to do a song or somthing for this halloween?
awesome
Voltaire, I love this song. And (sorry) first.