Voltaire - When You're Evil Lyrics






When the Devil is too busy
And death's a bit too much
They call on me by name, you see
For my special touch
To the gentlemen, I'm Miss Fortune
To the ladies, I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Anyway, it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
While there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner
It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn on the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need





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  1. D.... H....

    I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am darkwing duck

  2. A.... C....

    *the official theme song of Dr doofenshmirtz*

  3. P.... T....

    I am the Eipstein that killed himself

  4. C.... S....

    I’m the mosquito you hear at 1 am buzzing around your ear.

  5. C.... ....

    I'm the netflix adaptation of your favorite anime

  6. r.... p....

    I'm the person who kicks ice under the fridge.

  7. L.... D....

    I'm the scratched CD that skips your favorite song

  8. K.... P....

    Ngl I hear Remus's new song

  9. J.... H....

    I'm the mother that keeps on making the same corny jokes and embarrasing you in public

  10. B.... A....

    I'm the people who vote Trump, I'm the Hispanic wall you hump, I'm the nazi who decides who lives and who will die, I'm the border that we wall, I'm the economy we stall

  11. D.... ....

    Im the last teammate who picks Hanzo. (Overwatch)

  12. V.... N....

    Writer when they kill off a fan favorite character

  13. E.... P....

    I'm the unskipable cutscenes.

  14. L.... M....

    I’m that word you can’t pronounce

  15. L.... R....

    I’m your depression at night
    I’m the bug on the light
    I’m your fear I’m your fright
    I’m the kid who’s always right

  16. M.... L....

    I think this is the first YouTube video where all of the comments are joking about the videos content, and no one is pissed off about it

  17. H.... ....

    I'm the guy who puts Pineapple on your non Pineapple Pizza.
    I'm the guy who drives slow down your street at 2am playing loud music.
    I'm the guy who closes the Elevator as you ask to keep it open.
    I'm the guy who turns cereal boxes and cans on their sides.






    I know I'm evil after all I got you to read this. I hope you forget about the Lego brick and D20 you're about to step on.

  18. P.... S....

    I'm the one who calls the elevator when you're hurry

  19. P.... S....

    I'm the YouTube add that can't be skipped

  20. M.... P....

    Relatable to any sibling 😂

  21. �.... �....

    Oh my god I remember literally 10 years ago as a child playing a flash game with a demon teddy bear that used this song, and then I started listening to voltaire and all his music even the one that goes "And with her tits and his lack of wits, he just went right along." Explains some of my fucked upness as a child lol. Wow this is so fucking nostalgic its insane

  22. P.... O....

    I'm the one who reuses someone's joke and gets more likes for using it

  23. U.... ....

    I'm the lego which you step.

  24. I.... K....

    This reminds me of my past self, back in late 2014 to early 2017

  25. I.... ....

    I’m thinking of Dorian Gray

  26. C.... S....

    I'm the earphones that work in a certain placement.

  27. T.... B....

    My new ThemeSong... Thanks guys!

  28. E.... Y....

    Im the corn stuck in your teeth

  29. A.... ....

    Iä Iä Cthulhu Fhtagn

  30. A.... A....

    I’m the act that starts a war

  31. S.... M....

    I'm the comic sans in your lyrics video.

  32. R.... H....

    I'm the headphones with only one side working.

  33. m.... r....

    Devil song in Cuphead movie (i hope)

  34. S.... y....

    *I'm that one guy that camps you in games*

  35. L.... T....

    Ah yes my childhood jam

  36. V.... F....

    I'm the tiny piece of food that your tongue cannot remove

  37. S.... V....

    I'm the flu that makes you violently ill. 🤧😷🤒

  38. M.... C....

    So.. basically Crowley from Good Omens

  39. E.... ....

    I’m the 3 minute ad that only appears when you get in the shower

  40. O.... D....

    I’m the 1/10 dentists that doesn’t recommend Colgate toothpaste

  41. d.... c....

    I’m the guy that drives 20 miles an hour on the merge lane

  42. G.... V....

    I'm the disease in your body.

  43. �.... ....

    I am the mealybugs that feeds on your plants


    I am the rootrot on your succulent


    I am the mother who over waters your cacti

  44. F.... N....

    Goro Akechi

  45. J.... L....

    I'm the shampoo bottle that falls when your in the shower and the rest of your house is asleep.

  46. E.... A....

    Happy disgraceful 2020 decade.😈

  47. E.... A....

    Ahaha...Yes a song about my nature and about my spiritual friendship with Abbadon.🤟😎😈👍

  48. Z.... S....

    I am the one-ply toilet paper sheet roll that your work provides.

  49. M.... ....

    The OG twenty one pilots Heathens.

  50. D.... C....

    This song sounds like a Disney villien

  51. T.... T....

    I saved 15% with geico

  52. H.... F....

    Trump’s anthem

  53. L.... R....

    Mais sagaz mais mais mais!
    Deixe o resto de sua inocência morrer, LÔ. Só te trouxe tragédia.... Deu de sofrer, certo?!
    Ser boa fez o q por vc a não ser morrer 2x?

  54. R.... R....

    I'm the wifi that won't come up

  55. J.... T....

    im the fire emblem in your smash fighter pass

  56. J.... T....

    im the next mercy nerf

  57. J.... T....

    im the snake thats in your boot

  58. N.... r....

    This is the best🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️

  59. k.... a....

    I'm the girl who loves nikko
    I'm the light in the dark
    I'm the friend to you
    I'm a shoulder to lean on
    I'm a weird person
    I'm a bookstore
    I'm a crazy kid
    I'm a friend of many friends
    I'm a person who hates
    I'm a person who laughs
    I'm a person who cares about Miaya
    I'm a person who cares about AlissaA
    I'm a person who loves nikko
    I'm a true friend

    Y'all comment if you like this!!! With a 👍 or a 😍😛😜😝😋😘😎😺😻😸🙉💩

  60. k.... a....

    My friend told me to watch this and I do not like it but I will still watch it for her!!! If you are there Alissa Styles this for you! And nope, like, no way. Sorry, but I really do NOT like this song. The person singing hate it!!!

  61. f.... p....

    When You're Evil (FT:Lola Fox [Dweet-Tea])

    f.... p....

    (Guest:Team Pawsome)

  62. C.... P....

    Is it just me or does it fit well with billy and Mandy

  63. C.... ....

    I'm the broken side of your headphones.

  64. A.... M....

    I'm the car safety belt in the height of the summer.

  65. R.... A....

    Im the one that hides your stuff and changes them of place in your house

  66. m.... ....

    I'm the person who posted spoilers without a spoiler warning

  67. S.... H....

    I'm chaotic and mischevious, I wish I good fully embrace my evilness but I March to my own drum. The Lord is supposed to love me anyway...right? Ha ha(evil laugh).

  68. c.... d....

    I'm the person at Starbucks that starts deciding what they want at the cashier

  69. K.... B....

    I'm the kid that says "hit like if you relate"

  70. W.... M....

    I'm the 1 out 10 dentists who didn't recommend the toothpaste.

  71. T.... ....

    Now everybody thinks they're evil after hearing this song. Didn't that word used to have a meaning?

  72. F.... S....

    I’m the hidden “just bromance” in a show you thought was BL 😈

  73. M.... R....

    Im the 3 am sudden need to pee

  74. R.... P....

    *When you finish a container of something, but you just put the container back up instead of throwing it away:*

  75. D.... M....

    I'm that little brother that's clams you hit him



    And grama believes him





    I'm looking at you me

  76. M.... ....

    I'm that one memory you can't help but to remember at 3 am that makes you cringe

  77. y.... S....

    I'm the side of your headphones that won't work

  78. V.... J....

    People: why are you such a dick?
    Me:

  79. J.... T....

    I'm the one who fills the comment section with nothing but "I'm the" comments

  80. T.... S....

    The song for all villains, demons, fallen angels, monsters, supernatural, slashers,etc

  81. B.... ....

    I need a movie where that's the villain song

  82. D.... B....

    I’m the LEGO you step on.

  83. N.... K....

    This is Charles Manson's theme...

  84. M.... W....

    Bill Cipher theme song am I right or am I right

  85. R.... M....

    Why does this guy sound like Jack "The Pumpkin King"..?

  86. A.... ....

    These Song, is officialy an other Word for „perfect"

  87. M.... M....

    I just took a bite outta the Soap! Jummy!

  88. y.... x....

    I don't know why, bit it inspires me

  89. R.... E....

    I'm the hand that always looks off no matter what you do

  90. F.... t....

    I’m that feeling when you have to piss after jerking

  91. K.... J....

    I'm the website that asks you to disable adblock.

  92. E.... J....

    I'm the itch on your back that seems to keep moving

  93. P.... P....

    Am i the only one that likes it, am i a psychopath

  94. f.... 0....

    I'm the comic sans text that you didn't notice.

  95. x.... I....

    I'm that one leg of the coffee table you always stub your toe on

  96. T.... ....

    I'm your parents, who overheard this song.

  97. S.... S....

    Basically how my teachers saw me

  98. w.... k....

    You can easily make another song whit the comments