Voltaire - The Trouble Lyrics

I feel bad for the tribble :)

had this on auto play then the next song was hurt by johnny cash LOL

I feel bad for the tribble. I listened to this song the first time, laughed until I peed!

Oh
My
Fucking
Lord
Why

OMG! I feel BAD for the Tribble! lol

Do NOT eat while watching this, I covered my screen with pasta sauce(I just finished cleaning)..

I fucking love this song!

Kirk will bang anything...

How... did you keep a straight face... while doing this... HOW MANY TAKES OF THIS DID SONG DID YOU HAVE TO DO?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OMG! I feel bad for the Tribble.

Rape= teach

my fav song about fucking tribbles

I feel bad for the Tribble

My friend showed me this song. Laughed until i peed and my stomach hurt!

i am amused and having to share this with all my friends great way to spend a rainy day is listing to Voltaire

So this is how they managed before Holodecks...

I want a Tribble now XD

Oh LORD XD

I love this song and I feel like a terrible human for it.

I was drinking tea and when he said "they're fuzzy and they're cute but I can never find the hole" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I coughed it up

I wanted to type a funny parody for this, but I'm not sure it's possible to top what Voltaire has done here. He set the bar too high hahahahaha

May I introduce Ray Stevens, except a goth with a nerdy side.

so Scotty was doing it right from the start?

I've never heard Voltaire do a song this fucking sick! Like, what the hell? What even inspired this? I mean, clearly the episode of Star Trek, but still! Don't get me wrong, I think it's awesome though. But very SICK!! And uh, how can a human even fuck a tribble?

You don't screw them, you let those things screw you.

some of them are kinda big.

I'm dying! This made my day!

http://www.oom2.com/t41139-truth-about-tribbles-by-ts-caladan#92247
just finished new 1. Thot u Tribbles fans might like to know how & why they were created, their relationship w’ Klingons & real story of how they changed an Empire.

Oh those poor Tribbles. 😣

I don't even know anymore...like...what the fuck am I even doing here?

My friend showed me this song I never laughed so hard in my life Voltaire's got it

If they don't have a hole to screw, how do they give birth to the babies they're born pregnant with?

They bud like yeast?

Mitosis

He said he can't FIND the hole. Probably isn't much of a hole to screw, though.

You ever seen Gremlins?

"The trouble with these Tribbles, their fuzzy and their cute but I could never find the hole". hahahahahaaaaaaaaa hahahaha! X_X LMFAO!

well then

I get such a kick out of your songs, Voltaire. I'm so glad you exist.

0-0 oh my god what is this

What's up with the awesome cover art?

.....I.. I.. What the fuck did I just listen to

+Eric Barkemeyer The Trouble With Tribbles by Aurelio Voltaire OFFICIAL

Note to self :  Dont drink when listening to this song,  goddamn it i cant stop laughing

+Katie Stuart-Smith i'm sober and can't stop laughing

So that was the absolute *last* thing I was expecting when I clicked on this song.

Although, seeing who this is, I guess I shouldn't be all that surprised. I am never going to look at a tribble the same way again though, oh my god.

xD Trouble of Tribbles episode is now ruined Haha Thank you Voltaire.

I'm just.

Crying.
Why did I know know that this was a thing? It's horrible yet wonderful at the same time. THANK YOU, Voltaire.

I've been a Voltaire fan for forever, HOW HAVEN'T I HEARD ABOUT BITREKTUAL?!

recently released

@Kanubai i lie

@Kanubai why do you lie?!

@D.C. Hart i was mistaken. i remember him releasing this, and thought it was recent. apparently 2 years have passed since then, and hes released another album in that time. 

@Kanubai Thank you for being honest

So, tribbles are space hamsters... intriguing.

+alorayuy Is this a hint to the Hat Fic? If so, every month we buy a tribble

More than that dear. They reproduce asexually, so they can reproduce as long as they have food available.

Sickening.

I found myself feeling sad about some bullshit, so i took sanctuary in the wise words of Voltaire the author, and Voltaire the guy who sings homoerotic songs, because a doublewhammy of humor and smarts is the best cure

Entraya Crosshill

"The guy who sings homoerotic songs." 😂😂😂😂 THAT'S HOW I'LL DESCRIBE HIM FROM NOW ON

I love how Aurelio actually communicates with his fans. Voltaire is by far the best in his genre. 

U have right.

As well as the *only* one in his genre lol

I know it's a long shot, but are you coming any where near Wyoming. Perhaps Utah? would love to see a live show, if not oh well you still rock!!!

What is this...
I don't even...

Did anyone else get a add with George Takei in it before this song?lol

It's a long shot but can you come to hell- I mean Iowa?

this is musical gold im a trekie and im LOLing bad thanks

I think his kid is used to this kind of insanity.

This song is so wrong and yet I love it and I can't stop cracking up. XD

how can you sing this without cracking up?

You've obviously never heard Cantina XD

if you came anywhere near my hometown, you'd probably be chased out with torches and pitchforks by most adults. well, their loss!

How bout Austin, Texas area.

O-O this is the most WTF song of yours ive heard yet

I can't help but imagine Voltaire's kid
listening to this song when he's older, and say.
"DAD, what the hell !?!?!?!"

IceMageXydran Better yet, Cantina.

@Damion Gilstrap yeah. I think Mars alreadg has imaginary ptsd

Will have to keep my eyes open for when your in Dallas, hopefully (crosses fingers).

I'm seriously considering using the phrase 'as queer as Vulcan beer' in everyday conversation.

I like this new album with the background music -- it adds a nice touch. Still, this is a song you wouldn't want to make a music video about!

It's cool that you actually do stuff on this page and respond to people Voltaire.

my hubby is a major treky. im laughing so hard i got tears....

fuzzy and cute but cant find the hole

OMG love ya

come to florida like the ruskin area!!!!

Woah haha. This was way more dirty than I thought it would be.

You just have to put 2 together :P

you just need to come to argentina PLEASE i would have no problem if you had to sleep in my house just for a concert

errr, what?

You never know... ; )

I guess the chance of you coming to Belgium is quite small right ?

I'm not sure. It should totally be there.

Can't seem to get this album in the UK via itunes, and reason?

canada?

if you do come back to chicago please choose a venue where your younger fans can see you

ANY chance you'll be coming to San Francisco soon???

I've tried. The scene seems to have disappeared there. I can no longer find a promoter interested in putting on this kind of music.

Please come to Albuquerque please?

I was just there.. .but I'm sure I'll be back.

I recently got into Voltaire because of my boyfriend (my boyfriend is a long time fan of Voltaire). I heard that seeing him live is amazing! Any chance of him coming to Chicago any time soon?

Thanks to work I missed when you were in Charlotte recently (was not happy - with work, not you). And major congrats on the book deal! I am looking forward to reading it. Like your "tie-in" of your next album to the one referenced in your book.
Dark and demented dominates!!!

Thank you, Anthony, that's very kind! I'm glad you are still enjoying the music!

I do not know how you do it, but it seems with each subsequent album - you surpass yourself. This album is amazing and hilarious. From my introduction to your music ("When You're Evil") till now, I have been a fan (even aquring a Deady plush). Saw you live at a part in Charlotte, NC for DJ Spider - fantasic. To everyone - if you can EVER find yourself near where he is performing, you will not regret it!

Voltaire, I don't care if your married. I'd consider going partially gay for you just because I love you so much. My girl friend may get a little pissed, but I seriously would.

I wish i could hand you a dollar or two, Voltaire. Just simple paper money. No creditcard problems, and all that.. Because i want to download this song, right now

Once again Voltaire is amazing, cannot wait to get this album

The world premier was sort of corny, but like every of your songs they always end up nice, I will never understand how you do it.

You're a lucky man ;)

*Head canon* I'm loving this!~ This is probably the most fun album you have.

Ah, the memories of I-con 31.

Brillo Bananas! I know what my student loan is going on! ;D

Such a Voltaire intro i like it

Well, I don't sell those myself but CDbaby(dot)com does and yes, they do ship to the UK! ; )

Voltaire, do you ship to the UK? I really wanna get a tangible copy of your new album.

Ya know.. I guess there's probably already something like it, but if not it has to be done.. But someone needs to make vibrators shaped like tribbles, built for pervyness

My signed Album Arrived today! Thank you so much Voltaire! I've been listing to Bitrekual all day :D

at first I liked the faster version back with the premiere, but now I like this a bit more, I think it's the tuba

My pleasure! Thanks for ordering!