Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango Lyrics

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This is so filthy. I love it.

I love you Voltaire! 💚

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this was the 1st voltaire song i heard!

So...he's fully functional and anatomically correct?

This makes me feel..... interesting

I keep listening to this

I have a teacher named Mr. Data, that's all I can think of as I listen to this...

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I love this song ❤😂

I wonder if someone dared him to make a song that was entirely android/star trek innuendo and he just said challenge accepted and whipped this out

sexy data

Worf is ribbed for your pleasure

Damn, I can't stop listening to this song, and I don't even LIKE Star Trek. Wait to go, Captain!

I love this song :D

I wanna know who does all of the drawings for these. Anyone else wonder that? No.... Just me.... Ok..... I just go wonder all by myself....

Voltaire might do them himself, considering he illustrates his own books and comics.

Drakost Cool! I didn't know that...

Technobabble innuendo?

Beautiful.

somebody needs to send this to the writers of the Big Bang Theory

Why so they can scalp it like the rest of geek culture?

sorry to disagree or party pooper but...data defintion of fun is will be entirely different from ours. how could a song like this be written about data who is.. ya know, pure. sorry cant see that.. good thing i read the lyrics before it ruin my image of data.

I guess you never saw the episode where he gleefully agreed to have sex with Tasha Yar and told her "I'm fully functional and skilled in a variety of techniques." Maybe you don't know Data as well as you think you do. LOL!

@The Lair of Voltaire dude, that a long time ago since i saw that. since it a small details. it didnt accorded to me. BUT still hearing that song (only half way) is still kinda just sounded weird for data. hearing data saying that is okay . but this. no.

@The Lair of Voltaire I understand it your song and you can do whatever you want with it, but to my own opinion i just not liking this song. but also to put this in a simpler way, like i said before data definition of "fun" will be entirely different from ours. meaning him saying that is in a term of being logic. and as android knowing "moves" and having sex is just being in a term of mating, since it a logical thing to do. especially when he is still learning how to be a human. How this song wrote it's like though a dickhead. which data is not. So before you say i DONT know data, think it like how data view things as android; seeing thing only though logic. not dick heads.he should not be viewed that way. if i remember my reaction when I first hearing saying that (thanks for a reminder) i only see as a humors. not him being a perv or a sicko. the song just applied that. not hearing this song and reading the lyric, so I can avoid my image of data being ruin.

...if you were a Sim in the Sims 3 No Sense Of Humour would be the trait you were born first with. Even though I don't think Infants can be born with that trait. Also the player would be unable to edit the trait even with cheats and the Unstable trait would change every trait you had except Unstable AND No Sense Of Humour. Because you are CURSED! And no Simmer should download you because then you'd corrupt their game with your curse. And turn all the other sims into that girl from the Ring. And then everyone would die in seven days.

...I feel like this comparison got away from me.

Best Comment Ever.

I still think it's hilarious that in Sims 3, you can build a SimBot, and program to well, become a sex bot. Add in the cigarette mod, and don't ask me how, but a robot can become addicted. Hilarity ensues.

This album is absolutely filthy, I love it haha

this song LMAO

8 people were not into disgrace.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

This is gonna be stuck in my head for ages!

Miss-titled... better title...
  The Sexy Data Tangle...

Greatest......Star Trek song.......EVER!!!!

Broccoli

This song brings out everyone inner giggling Child.

Sharplosion I thought I would never laugh about these things anymore but this song I can’t even

Dear god I was giggling whole fucking song. XD

Try listening to this song while drawing nude figures

Lindi Rufus, were they anatomically correct?

@Caitlin Knight you win the comments 😂

This is probably my most favorite parody song in existence :3 I've been giggling to this one for years now, and I'm always sad when someone doesn't know this song.

is it sad that I know which episode of Next Gen this song is based on?

Nah it's the second episode and it sucked I'd be surprised if you didn't remember it.

Yup. Saddest thing in the world

Sounds like 'the beast of pirate's bay'.

Edgar Gtz Same singer :p

@GoddessAriana It's Mr. Sulu. Spock is also from Star Trek too so that was a good guess, but I think he normally wears blue :)

Last week, I encountered this Horta/Horda for the first time. Now I find the start of the chorus... highly illogical. ^^

So I was watching Next Gen the other day, like I do many weekend nights, and saw the episode "In Theory" and this song was the only thing I could think of, and could not get images out of my head.

its probably because George takei is gay

You just know sexual innuendos well. But I'm on board with you on that. XD

Voltaire, did you put Sulu on the front of Bitrektual because he seems to be a homosexual (at some points...), or because of other reasons?

Bitrektual sounds like bisexual. So....

Being that Data (and Spock) are my (two) favorite characters, this is very pleasing to me. Thank you. I just bought it on iTunes.

I've never watched Star Trek, yet I understand every single word.
What's wrong with me?

Even the least-nerdy among us still speak the language of sexual innuendo.

Before I heard this song, I had no idea about Data... I am now a proud Data cosplayer xD Thank you so much mr Voltaire for making my life take the good turn... the trekkie and gothic turn! I can't thank you enough

It is not possible for me to remain completely depressed or unhappy while listening to this song. Thanks so much for creating it (and tons of other great songs) that always seem to make me grin even after a bad day.

I hear this song and I cannot stop thinking of "land of the dead", don't know why.

I first heard it years ago on a YTMND page...didn't know who it was and then I looked up Voltaire and heard it on Banned on Vulcan, I like this version best.

It's still cute....

this was the first song i ever heard by Voltaire...and i will lul my kids to sleep with Good Night Demon Slayer now

-claps-
You're awesome

I'm disturbed by this..yet..i keep listening

Well fuck you too.

Voltaire, do they make any more of you anywhere? If so, where I can find one?

are you from tumblr? there's no room for tumblr idiots in here.

*as George Takei* Oh my!

I take the other comment back this is the most WTF song of yours Ive listened to yet

In YOUR endo. :p

This one is great... I still like the older version better, but darned if this doesn't have its own allure :D

You've had three months since you made that faus pax. How much Trek have you watched since? Feel free to ignore season 3 of T.O.S. when you get to it. I wish I had. :p

I really should stop comenting on all ur videos befor u think im some insaine crazy fan girl....LOL! I cant help it xD

who blew whose wormhole?

Voltaire is the most brilliant mind who ever lived! This is actually the first song I ever listened to by Voltaire. Then The U.S.S. Make Shit Up. And now so much more. I"m currently trying to acquire all things Voltaire! :)

*listens to this song*
*spits out tea*

lol made my day

Never has technobabble sounded so dirty

best song ever

I know, you're right. Voltaire actually enlightened on that. Look through the comments and you'll see where it get's cleared up. Have a wonderful day Aaron =).

Aww, thank you ^-^!

obviously sulu

please put lyrics in the description

A little beyond that, I think. ;P

yeah, and she's also VERY cute. lol!

I'm holding back my Nerd Rage, mainly because you're actually trying, instead of being a jerk. Have a nice weekend! xD

~ TDG

Oh............ fail on my part, I only seen Star Wars so I'm bad at this stuff x).

It's not Spock... it's Sulu. Spock wears a blue shirt and has pointy ears.

The Lair of Voltaire blue **uniform**

I think it's Spock from Star Trek who he's kissing. And the album is called BiTrektual (implying hot stuff lol). So yeah, I do think it is a guy. Have a wonderful day ^-^.

Voltaire kissing a guy on the album cover = AWESOME =D! lol

for some reason i laughed out loud the first time i listened to this, you never do seem to Dissapoint me, i like alot of your work

I feel this song is ribbed for her pleasure

Voltair is not Japanese. The term you want for the cover art would be "gay", or "homosexual" for political correctness.

No problem ;)

thank you I wasn't sure if it was Banned or Trapped

Banned on Vulcan actually ^^

I think this song was also on "Trapped on Vulcan" which came out a while ago

Im a bit jealous. I first found out about Voltaire some.. Time ago

Thank you, but I think I'm a few years older than that! ^^

Love this song, so catchy XD

i like more the original version :P

What can i say? Resistance is futile? :P

Ooh, amazing! Thank you for making another version of this, Mister Voltaire!

To bad I have not found a website where I can watch the other seasons…. Can’t effort to buy them -.-

tthe virus made the brains behave as if it was intoxicated by alcohol.... i know because i spend the last 21 hours watching the whole first season xD

He has the sexy voice no lie, i'm not even gay and i still get a boner?

This is when Tasha had sex with Data, she and the crew were "infected" with some sort of virus lol

i hear you

Voltaire, if you guesting in any places in florida leave me a message because i wanna see you live :)

I think i prefer the old version just for the 'correct' ..

Anyone else got a boner as soon as you herd voltaire?

By the way Brent Spiner should listen to this LOL

I just had a Datagasm! The sound is great! :) Congratz! ♥

Amazing, you are simply a genius voltaire.