Voltaire - Stuck With You Lyrics






You're a slob, it's such a bore,
Your underwear strewn on the floor.

And you're a packrat, most extreme,
our house is full of magazines.

The toilet's broke, and yet I bet,
his majesty ain't fixed it yet.

You're one to talk, sleepyhead,
and get your fat ass out of bed.

Oh but in the eyes of god,
We said our vows before the pews.
"Not until death may we part"

So until then I'm stuck with you.

You swore that you'd be true to me,
But gave be infidelity.

Why should I give a tinker's cuss?
She was your sister, what's the fuss?

Well then, let's propose a truce.
What's good for gander is good for goose.

Hey now that's different, you took to bed,
My favorite dog and all my friends!

Oh but in the eyes of god,
We said our vows before the pews.
"not until death may we part"
So until then I'm stuck with you.

Oh but in the eyes of god,
We said our vows before the pews.
"not until death may we part"

This is my curse, I said "I do."
Better or worse I'm stuck with you.

You poked my eye, I wear a patch.
I should've given you one to match.

Did you forget, you forgot me back?
You chopped my thumb off with an axe.

You drowned my kittens one by one.
You looked like you were having fun.

You stabbed my mother, in the chest
With a Korean bayonet!

Oh but in the eyes of god,
We said our vows before the pews.
"Not until death may we part"
So until then I'm stuck with you.
Oh but in the eyes of god,
We said our vows before the pews.
"Not until death may we part"

This is my curse, I said "I do."
Lest you die first I'm stuck with you.

And now I lie here in the grave.
I pray to god my soul to save.
And in the darkness of the tomb,
I'm glad I'm lying next to you.

And as I lay here 6 feet down
My body buried under ground.
In this dank, and dreary cold,
I'm just glad I'm not alone.

Oh but in the eyes of god,
We said our vows before the pews.
"Not until death may we part"
So until then I'm stuck with you.
Oh but in the eyes of god,
We said our vows before the pews.
"Not until death may we part"

I'm not sad I said, "I do."
I'm just glad I was stuck with you.





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  1. A.... J....

    What about divorce

  2. m.... ....

    I never knew there was a song that sums up my marriage.

  3. b.... ....

    Oh that's cute, feckin adorable

  4. J.... ....

    This is like a much worse "A little time" from beautiful south.

  5. U.... ....

    *listening to this song after a breakup in a pitch-black room drinking eggnog in the corner, crying*

  6. M.... B....

    Does that mean she had sex with his dog?

    M.... B....

    Max Broughton They’re referring to their best friend, it’s a common slang used.

  7. b.... ....

    You're a slob, it's such a bore
    Your underwear strewn on the floor
    And you're a packrat, most extreme
    Our house is full of magazines
    The toilet's broke, and yet I bet
    His majesty ain't fixed it yet
    You're one to talk, sleepyhead
    And get your fat ass out of bed

    Oh but in the eyes of god
    We said our vows before the pews
    "Not until death may we part"
    So until then I'm stuck with you

    You swore that you'd be true to me
    But gave be infidelity
    Why should I give a tinker's cuss?
    She was your sister, what's the fuss?
    Well then, let's propose a truce
    What's good for gander is good for goose
    Hey now that's different, you took to bed
    My favorite dog and all my friends!

    Oh but in the eyes of god
    We said our vows before the pews
    "not until death may we part"
    So until then I'm stuck with you
    Oh but in the eyes of god
    We said our vows before the pews
    "not until death may we part"
    This is my curse, I said "I do."
    Better or worse I'm stuck with you

    You poked my eye, I wear a patch
    I should've given you one to match
    Did you forget, you forgot me back?
    You chopped my thumb off with an axe
    You drowned my kittens one by one
    You looked like you were having fun
    You stabbed my mother, in the chest
    With a Korean bayonet!

    Oh but in the eyes of god
    We said our vows before the pews
    "Not until death may we part"
    So until then I'm stuck with you
    Oh but in the eyes of god
    We said our vows before the pews
    "Not until death may we part"
    This is my curse, I said "I do."
    Lest you die first I'm stuck with you

    And now I lie here in the grave
    I pray to god my soul to save
    And in the darkness of the tomb
    I'm glad I'm lying next to you
    And as I lay here 6 feet down
    My body buried under ground
    In this dank, and dreary cold
    I'm just glad I'm not alone

    Oh but in the eyes of god
    We said our vows before the pews
    "Not until death may we part"
    So until then I'm stuck with you
    Oh but in the eyes of god
    We said our vows before the pews
    "Not until death may we part"

    I'm not sad I said, "I do."
    I'm just glad I was stuck with you

    b.... ....

    batanga65 it's a lyric video

  8. B.... P....

    Voltaire is the poor man's Frank Zappa

  9. T.... C....

    I believe this song is a satire of Christianity's view on Divorce, as well as people not wanting to be alone. They hurt each other both physically and mentally, they bring the worst out of each other, they both have giant red flags waving over them. But in the eyes of their god, something Christians put in front of everything, they said they would stay together as they believe it is the right thing to do. In the end they are both dead, they probably killed each other, but they talk about how they are glade not to be alone in the tomb, almost everyone fears of dying alone so they will stay with an abusive person so they can have someone to die by. Voltaire has many songs mocking people who use religion to justify their terrible actions this is one of the best ones showing how it can control your life making it a hell on earth. I love Voltaire great song!

  10. C.... V....

    My "wedding vows" I just need a dude that can sing...

  11. T.... D....

    <-----❤<<<<

  12. F.... L....

    These would be my wedding vows...

  13. P.... D....

    This is true love

  14. L.... T....

    Relationship goals?

  15. S.... F....

    Such a disturbingly sad yet tragically beautiful love story ;~; I love songs that make you wonder whether to laugh or cry

  16. B.... 6....

    Wait.......there's 2 singers

  17. P.... l....

    What are these pews they speak of?

    P.... l....

    Church benches

    P.... l....

    Cereal Guy Thanks!

  18. L.... ....

    TOP 10 BITTERSWEET THINGS

  19. D.... t....

    It's such a beautiful song for such an ugly marriage. LOL

  20. M.... ....

    Please do not let this really be anyone's relationship this is severely unhealthy.

  21. R.... R....

    Am I the only one that pictures chimeras when I hear the word kittens?

  22. Y.... G....

    The description says it's about the unhappily married couple who can't divorce because of their religion but I think it's more of a song about how tough the love might get and how strong and important can commitment be. At the end they are actually happy that they ended up together in the grave.

    Y.... G....

    Yuno gasai would say some shit like this

    Y.... G....

    Maybe its the real yuno

  23. J.... A....

    Best Valentine's Day song ever.

  24. j.... k....

    ...wow probably the absolute worst people on the planet but they are so suited for each other...honestly the last verse makes me tear up, it's like they did such horrible things to each other and yet at the end they do still lo e each other.

  25. B.... B....

    Listen, last thing, the one about grave was good, but by the time of it I just wanted to cut out my ears...

  26. T.... L....

    WTF this is messed up

  27. J.... ....

    Thats pretty much me and my ex at this point
    We kinda hate each other but cant let go. Dude's got in an accident and I still visit him regularly even tho he's an ass

  28. D.... H....

    Given all the evil things they admit to having done, during the course of this song, I can imagine their punishment in hell is going to be as evil and twisted and ironic as the curse they feel like they are going through. They think they will be able to part once they die? Ha! Fat chance losers. Wait till you both meet up in hell.

    D.... H....

    Deutsche Hierarchie I don't think you listened to the end. In the end, they admit they were glad they're stuck together, even buries together.

  29. J.... Q....

    My parents have been happily married for over 18 years now

  30. T.... c....

    I got to side with te guy she stabed a baynet into his mom

  31. A.... ....

    I don't think everyone got the point of the song (or it was just too obvious to say anything abouy it). The point was that, despite their horrible marriage, in the end there wasn't anyone they'd rather be with than each other, and I think that's beautiful.

  32. Z.... ....

    3:25 I imagine him as a skeleton singing

  33. D.... b....

    I know I commented this on Future Ex Girlfriend, but, this makes me think of Slappy and Mary-Ellen XP

  34. l.... ....

    XD i actually convinced my husband to put this in the playlist for our wedding haha

    l.... ....

    how did the wedding go?

    l.... ....

    You still married?

  35. A.... ....

    Why haven't I heard this song until now? It's fuckin beautiful.

  36. N.... L....

    Wonderfully dark and amusing as alwaysThe ending is cute though

  37. C.... ....

    What a beautiful song...

  38. M.... M....

    Jesus fuck, that escalated quickly

  39. B.... ....

    I'll marry any guy who's willing to dance with me to this song, at the wedding.

    B.... ....

    vupasaur One day your prince will come... And drown your kittens one-by-one (jk on that last part)

  40. T.... ....

    First two verses: hahahahahaha its a married couple arguing in a song! Third lyric: .........well that escalated quickly.

  41. C.... ....

    I haven't heard this in years!

  42. A.... T....

    And that "you drowned me kitten one by one" is hilarious...

    A.... T....

    That's horrifying, but I laughed that the wife stabbed his mother

    A.... T....

    @Jasibel Gothic same

  43. A.... T....

    My boyfriend sent me here, because yesterday I said I feel sorry for him to be stuck with me, he said yeah I'm really annoying... so here I'm listening to this song he send me and can't stop laughing, I realized he'd rather be annoyed by me than be without me. he's so adorable, and I'm glad he's stuck with me.

    A.... T....

    Autumn Taylor well that's cute

    A.... T....

    haha cute

    A.... T....

    He's a keeper, then.

    A.... T....

    Hope you guys still doing well together.

  44. s.... ....

    Ha, I love songs like these cause it depicts the trials of marriage but also still shows they love each other

    s.... ....

    They don't love each other, they can't divorce due to their religion

    s.... ....

    @Ariane Dean You didn't pay attention to the song then

    s.... ....

    They realize at the very end that they love each other, but most of the song is actually Ariane's version

  45. V.... I....

    I seriously thought they were going to murder each other or something.

    V.... I....

    They still may have...

    V.... I....

    Now that would be truly romantic, there's nothing more romantic than lover's suicide.

  46. S.... ....

    Is it weird that I think that this song is cute XD

    S.... ....

    Heh all things considered no :P In the end after all though they hated each other, they still loved each other

  47. m.... d....

    this is the feeling I have for the human race till then I'm stuck with you

  48. c.... g....

    is it bad this song makes me tired

  49. T.... ....

    I first found this song back when Minecraft was in early beta (just after the Halloween "creation of the nether" update).
    I listened to this song on a loop for a solid ~8 hours two days in a row, while playing on a private server with some friends.
    Now this song makes me think of the good old days when minecraft was _really_ basic.

    I became notorious for finding semi-exploitative (to downright exploitative) ways of mining.
    I'd intentionally throttle my ram to cause a glitch where entire chunks wouldn't load, and you could see the exact position of diamond at bedrock.
    And about a week later, I found the ultimate method.
    I could use the seed ~which used to be stated for anyone on the server back then~ to create a single player duplicate of our world, then use a world editor to find the diamond, and mark the locations. They knew I was somehow finding the exact location of valuable resources because only I would mine perfectly down, and make pillars of cobble right back up from an area mined of resources. Also, the area near spawn was riddled with them, and there were practically no diamond deposits within ~50 chunks of spawn.

    Now, whenever I hear this song, it makes me nostalgic for when MC wasn't a crapfest of 12 year olds meme-ing it into oblivion.

    T.... ....

    Did they call you out on it, or did you share?

    T.... ....

    Among my group of friends, i'm notorious for finding... _creative_ methods of getting resources and items in games.
    (Keep in mind, this was back before anyone else had even thought of this idea. I was the guy that sent in a message to mojang about being able to locate diamond via the seed number, and quite possibly the reason they removed the seed number from being shown to everyone on the server.)

    But back then, when my friends started finding cobblestone pillars (I would find the X/Y corrdinates, then mine straight down, and fill it back in with cobble, and put a dirt block on top when I hit the surface) in all the underground tunnels, they knew it was me, and they knew I was doing _something_, but couldn't figure out how or what I was doing. (And after we're done with a server/game, I always tell them what I was doing, and how I managed it.)

    I always share what I have with everyone, but if they want me to stop doing something, our deal is that they have to figure out how I am doing it. ^_^

  50. R.... C....

    and yet im spending valentines listening to this 😂

    R.... C....

    Yeah same

  51. K.... R....

    Amanda and Voltaire would amke a awesome band.

  52. T.... ....

    Its actually pretty cute :D

  53. T.... M....

    So, a happy ending?

  54. D.... S....

    I find this song so hilarious XD Voltaire's music is awesome lol

  55. F.... ....

    i ship them

    F.... ....

    Who wouldn't? :P

    F.... ....

    +FlashakaViolet Hah! No....she's with Neil. And as awesome as Voltaire is, gotta say, he ain't got anything over Neil Gaiman.

  56. J.... P....

    To me it sounds like true love.. apparently most people don't listen to this until the end. Yeah, we all do messed up shit to each other. "you always hurt the ones you love" etc... but in the end, they're happy that they were together. I would think it more an exaggerated tale of true love.

    J.... P....

    Nemo TheEight human beans are faulty by default

    J.... P....

    @Myname'sPedro_L *beings.

    J.... P....

    "You cut off my thumb"

    "You drowned by kittens one by one, it looked like you were having fun."

    "I'm stuck with you."

    "You stabbed my mother in the chest."

    True psycho love

    J.... P....

    @Here is a human Hey, you just need to get a crazy that matches your crazy

    J.... P....

    @TooLateToTheStory That's why I said their love was true ; )

  57. B.... Z....

    You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible.

    B.... Z....

    "Hey... Wanna hear a joke?"

    "My ex-Wife still misses me... But her aim is gettin' better!"

    ...

    "Her aim is gettin' better!"

    B.... Z....

    @Nathan Deaton HHHEEERRR AAAIIIMMM IIISSS GGGEEETTTTTTIIINNN BBBEEETTTTTTEEERRR

    B.... Z....

    +Nathan Deaton COOOORAAAAAALLLLL!!!!! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER, COOOORAAAAAAAALLL!!!!

    B.... Z....

    Bill Zypher joaje

    B.... Z....

    Bill Zypher hahahaha

  58. R.... A....

    Used this as our wedding song... we both really liked it because like life the little things that go on don't matter in the long run... and in the end they are glad they stuck together..

    R.... A....

    "little"

  59. Z.... Q....

    the Psychologicly unstable Christian Couple.

    Z.... Q....

    @Admiral MeowMix "My favourite dog" would refer to his best friend, not to his actual dog.


    Also, since when being Christian stops someone from cheating? :p

    Z.... Q....

    @***** Yeah, at first glance I did go "wtf" xD

    Z.... Q....

    Yes. Actually it's quesionable if it's happy song about couple for good and bad or sad song about toxic couple which can't end this.

  60. E.... S....

    I love you so much Amanda Fucking Palmer!!!

  61. M.... ....

    I dunno... With how passive aggressive they both are they sound perfect for each other.

    M.... ....

    Passive aggressive?¿ How?

    M.... ....

    +Magikarpador Chopping thumbs off and poking eyes out is more actively aggressive than passive, I think. :P

    M.... ....

    +Magikarpador they are aggressive, not passive at all xD

  62. T.... ....

    Anyone else think this is a bit like a modern version of "Jackson", would make sense if it was inspired by it as Voltaire has said he likes Johnny Cash.

  63. R.... ....

    still a better love story than twilight

  64. U.... ....

    I'm loving all the other homestucks I'm seeing in the comments. xD

    Do agree with you all though - if ever someone asks me to explain Kismesissitude to them I'm telling them to listen to this song lol.

    U.... ....

    All i was thinking was Snowman and Jack Noir

    U.... ....

    +UnicornCrazy Why havent I read this before this is perfect :D

    U.... ....

    If this is blackrom, they're in urgent need of an austispice. While some level of violence may be expected within a healthy kismessitude, the point where they start hacking off each other's body parts with an axe is the point you intervenve before they get each other culled. I mean that is some Tavris shit right there, except they're both Vriska. Would you ever let Vriska date herself? No. No you fucking wouldn't.

    U.... ....

    Bahaha xD. Yes, you definitely have a point there! No, I definitely would not let Vriska date herself, however hard I just laughed. xD

  65. P.... H....

    Well Done Bravo!

  66. B.... B....

    just kill each other, problem solved.

    B.... B....

    +Onden Bern Sounds to me like they tried.

  67. A.... L....

    straight people are so strange , they say that marriage sucks and seem to hate each other, but when it's about gay marriage marriage is sacred

    A.... L....

    +Ana Luiza Carvalho e Silva And this song is making fun of those people. Staying together even tho they hate each other just because of their religion.

    A.... L....

    That's a broad generalization. Take it up the overzealous and ignorant that think they have a right to say who and how people should love.

    A.... L....

    Ana Luiza Carvalho e Silva
    This could also apply to gay marriage as well you know that right.

    A.... L....

    Marizza Pia Andrade actually, no. That is not what it's about. It isn't about staying together due to religion. It's about love. Any type of love. How even if you "hate" someone, you still... Love them. There was a reason you married them. A reason you stay.

    A.... L....

    Did any of you finish the damn song. They love each other more than most. Better than lesbian bed death any day. Sorry too far?

  68. A.... M....

    So far my fav love song.

  69. c.... ....

    one of his best

  70. G.... ....

    he drowned kittens? he.....DEMON!

  71. G.... ....

    .... ( gets up to get katana) remembers is just a song. :l

  72. D.... S....

    what the fuck  did she do to his dog?

    D.... S....

    @daniel santiago
    Who wouldn't fuck a dog :3 Or rather in this case be fucked by a dog I suppose....

    D.... S....

    Relax, the "dog" is just his best friend, hopefully human.

    D.... S....

    Nah, it's his dog; it fits right in with the rest of his works~

    D.... S....

    Brian was at it again? ;-)

    D.... S....

    drake the killjoy the dog is the man's best friend

  73. T.... A....

    Kimesis much?

    T.... A....

    @***** Haha, black romance for the win.

    T.... A....

    NO! NO! FUCK YOU! You're not bringing homestuck into this.

  74. f.... ....

    I don't think this is about the concept of marriage at all ^^' I think it's just about a couple who are absolutely horrible to each other but in the end they really are in love (which I think makes the song that much more romantic :). The last verse is what I base that on. The chorus would just be the excuse they use when asked why they don't break it off.

  75. D.... ....

    this song is an irony to americans that they kill each other with a smile in their face :)

    D.... ....

    DarkOneKmikaze Better that than let some bore worshipping fucker sacrifice your kids. Look Up chapter 18 through 19 of Genesis if you don't get it

  76. W.... R....

    Awww.....demented but sweet.

  77. T.... ....

    Well said

  78. J.... K....

    This is like an evil Weird Al! XD

    J.... K....

    Now there's a scary thought.

    J.... K....

    EAT IT! JUST EAT IT! *OR YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO HELL*

    J.... K....

    @awesomon now it seems like you've thrown a julian smith into the mix :D

    J.... K....

    @Milan Kollarčík ;)

    J.... K....

    I don't like we're this is going

  79. D.... N....

    Marries people talk about how much they hate each other all the time. I dont think this has anything to do with religion... well maybe a little.

    D.... N....

    You do realize what the title is, yes? They cannot divorce because of their religion. Boom, you're there.

  80. S.... j....

    Hahahahaha what killed kittens noooo shoot him or stab his mom that works too 

  81. t.... ....

    Sounds to me like they are perfect for each other.

  82. S.... ....

    I think this song had a love hate relationship going on in their marriage but they worked out all the cons and in the end they were glad they were stuck with each other as they truly loved each other even though they went through hell together

  83. S.... S....

    I'm a little unclear as to where someone would stumble upon a Korean bayonet, let alone choose it as the most convenient way to murder ones mother-in-law, but that's besides the point. Epic song

    S.... S....

    I can swear it just hung on the wall. As a trophy. Since the end of korean war. So it was very convenient.

  84. M.... ....

    Still so much better than most love songs these days....

  85. t.... h....

    This song is so evil so why did my husband & me get up and sin g it karaoke night at the pub ? LOL

    t.... h....

    I made a funny... sin g as in its a sin to sing... get it ? No ? OK never mind then :P

    t.... h....

    +tammy hannah I think I get it

  86. E.... M....

    Still a better love story than twilight

    E.... M....

    @Sousabird
     Nice! XD
    And yeah, never count fan fiction. They're not professional writers (as in, actually doing it as a job to make money), so it isn't the same. They just do it for the fun of it, though some fan fiction can be pretty well written. I actually know a few fan fiction writers that make some damn good published stories that don't get a lot of attention, which is really a shame.

    E.... M....

    +Onodera Ritsu Tell me about it.

    E.... M....

    Anything's better than Twilight. Well most things.

    E.... M....

    @Emanuel you're the reason this song ir better that Twilight

    E.... M....

    @César Miranda Vega *is. I'm merely doing my duty as part of the Ordo Literaticus. Aka Grammar Nazis.

  87. v.... ....

    spaaaades <3<

    v.... ....

    Spaaaaades!!! Kismesis all the way through...  <3<

  88. c.... ....

    What, dog did they mean literately?

    c.... ....

    Mind gone now

    c.... ....

    jajajajjajaa

    c.... ....

    "Favorite dog" can be used as slang to describe a best friend.

  89. s.... ....

    Well, that escalated quickly...

  90. E.... T....

    Right in the feels...

  91. O.... ....

    much romance

  92. G.... ....

    @Charles Schnell I dunno, having listened to Voltaire for a while, many of his songs can have just too many meanings. I'm content at this point to say that the song is great, and does a lot of good to my ears and my humor.

  93. C.... S....

    @GinoSoldier Or the song could be commentary on the restrictions of religion. Even though they tried to be faithful they friggin' suffered and probably wanted a divorce but couldn't because of their religion. If a relationship is not working after an honest try then you need to break it off. Besides marriage is a man-made idea to represent a deeper bond, but after the event it becomes a focus on fidelity as opposed to continuing to build the relationship.

    C.... S....

    Well in the end they still loved each other, it is arguable that they would have been more miserable apart.

    C.... S....

    The only thing wrong with this because the song, in the end, pretty much says it was good they didn't divorce. Because after death they were happy being together. They still loved eachother. So yeah.

  94. H.... ....

    and in the end they were glad they stuck it out, so hey.

  95. H.... ....

    im guessing its a metaphor meaning friend- not the 4 legged kind.

  96. T.... S....

    I like to call this song "why divorce exists".

  97. V.... V....

    The feels...