Voltaire - Screw The Ocampa (BiTrektual Version) Lyrics






We were in the badlands one day
Chasing B'elanna and Chakotay
We were wizzed then to the delta quadrant
Fuck, that's far away

I wanna go home, please let me go home
I say 'screw the Ocampa, I wanna go home.'

The caretaker had an array
That could get us home safe
But Janeway, that ignorant slut
She blew it away

I wanna go home, please let me go home
Drop me off at a worm hole, I wanna go home

So now I'm stuck here for years
In the delta quadrant, I fear
With the kazon and hirogen and a brother with pointy ears

I wanna go home, please let me go home
Talaxian chicks are ugly, I wanna go home

So hoist up the aft nacelles
See how the warp core burns
Tell Janeway to go to hell
I wanna go home

I wanna go home, please let me go home
I say 'screw the Ocampa, I wanna go home
I say 'fuck the Ocampa, I wanna go home.'





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  1. E.... M....

    Anyone getting beach boys vibes

  2. s.... ....

    This is the best thing about Voyager. LOL

  3. G.... t....

    Fuck going home I was built to explore

  4. T.... M....

    Screw the Ocampa? I think Neelix did...

    T.... M....

    Well, just one😋

  5. C.... ....

    lolololol tim russ "i bitch slapped him"

  6. V.... ....

    I actually don't like this version of the song. It's catchy, but I just don't think the new beat fits it. Plus, the extra voices break the flow of the song too much.

    I'd just prefer the original... It really was one of the best, most funny songs I've ever heard.

    Wish I could find the original though, since this version seems to mask the original when I try to search it which sucks.

  7. m.... ....

    Me right now after a double shift

    m.... ....

    +mndjoy HAH!

    m.... ....

    You work in the Delta Quadrant?

    I'm impressed--are they hiring?

  8. J.... D....

    I actually like this a lot more than the original: It's catchier, and the cameo voices are fantastic <333

    I just wish he'd made it longer, like he did with "USS Make-Shit-Up" :)

  9. u.... ....

    I think I like the original, less upbeat version of this song best

    But the cameos from the actors make it worth it

  10. c.... ....

    I was under the impression if it was just tuvok, Paris, the doctor, and 7of9 in a shuttle pod, they could get home in a week

    c.... ....

    @Mush V. Peets He broke the Warp 10 barrier and achieved infinite velocity--occupying every point in the universe simultaneously. Unfortunately it caused him to hyperevolve into a giant salamander :(

    Still--can you name another starship helmsman who did that? ;)

    c.... ....

    @ccghidorah1 I'd go so far as to say you don't even REALLY need the Doctor: Tuvok and Seven, being a Vulcan and a Borg, are the healthiest and most physically resilient members of the crew--they can take a lot of punishment before they need medical attention, and what little doctoring they need Paris can handle.

    c.... ....

    @James Daniels What Warp 10 barrier? I thought we all agreed that episode never happened?

    c.... ....

    To be fair, by the time the series was over, they were the only characters I liked.

    c.... ....

    @Alex Francey You are absolutely correct, I must have been thinking of some other show😉

  11. J.... S....

    Look I know Tuvok was put into the "No, Mr. Worf," position when he became head of security on any Federation starship, but why's everyone gotta ignore Ensign Kim?

    J.... S....

    @Android 16 Because the main lesson of all 7 seasons of Voyager is that the universe HATES Harry Kim.

  12. v.... ....

    O_O that is so AWESOME!

  13. T.... ....

    The first time I caught episodes 1 and 2, I came up with 4 ways they could have both gone home, and blown up the array...

    The easiest way would have been to set a time delay on the tricobalt devices that they used to blow the thing up, and then randomly press buttons until stuff happens. Because random button presses is how EVERYTHING works on star trek. ^_^

    T.... ....

    They couldn't have set a delay because it would have taken an hour for the array to charge up and they had the Kazon on their ass

    T.... ....

    No.
    The REAL way to do anything you want on a Federation starship is to use the main deflector dish:

    That thing can do ANYTHING the writers decide they want it to do that week.

    A Starfleet deflector dish has more vaguely defined, suspiciously convenient, used-once-then-totally-forgotten abilities than Superman.

  14. Z.... ....

    I'm with you on that. haha

  15. e.... ....

    Had people listened to Ensign Kim however, the entire show would've been over in the first two episodes and some people wouldn't have made quite as much money as they did. Incidentally, has anyone else picked up on the fact that the whole time Kim was on Voyager, it was still technically his first mission? Helluva place to start.

    e.... ....

    Harry Kim existed exclusively to give Voyager writers a way to vent their personal frustrations.

    If something utterly horrible and incredibly unlikely could possibly happen to a human in space, it would happen to Harry Kim.

    Kim should have taken a page from his counterpart on Battlestar Galactica--Felix Gaeta--and mutinied...

    Actually, that's not a bad idea for a Voyager "Mirror Universe" story😊

  16. M.... ....

    I take exception at the use of the word 'brother' in a racial context.
    :P

  17. D.... ....

    Haaaa. I just now realized that the cover art, Voltaire is wearing Obi wan's bullshit armor from "The Clone Wars" 2003 ish animated series. Good reference. Good times. Good songs. Love your music, Voltaire.

    D.... ....

    I JUST started watching Clone Wars on Netflix--never had time to see it while it was on Cartoon Network, and I'm a bit of a Star Wars completist😉

    Point is, I've been familiar with this picture far longer than I have been familiar with Clone Wars...

    When I started watching the show, I KNEW I'd seen that armor somewhere else😀😀😀

  18. M.... W....

    I liked the old one more, but the guests are awesome!

  19. a.... ....

    Oh yeah.and screw gama!

  20. a.... ....

    Voltaire,I love your work!I heard about you in a Friday the 13th event on adventure quest worlds.I'm still waiting for the next Friday the 13th event!I support you all the way,dude.Voltaire for fucking ever!

  21. N.... S....

    Yes! A song about Voyager!

  22. K.... N....

    Oh, is that why you've started using your first name?

  23. F.... T....

    This version is cool, but I still prefer the old one. :) Keep making great stuff!

  24. D.... B....

    finally a BiTrektual song video that doesn't have a political, racial, or religious debate going on in the comments.

    D.... B....

    Hey yeah...I didn't even notice😀

  25. P.... ....

    I do my typing exercises to these songs, and I've been finding myself trying to match the tempo of each song. It's fun when I match the beat.

  26. M.... L....

    The only thing i dont like about this song its that its a short one! because i really love the sound and you guys voices! ♥♥♥♥

  27. M.... L....

    I always remember the video you posted about the blooper....GREAT SONG by the way i love it!

  28. J.... M....

    I bitch slapped him. :D

  29. M.... ....

    Thank you so much to let us already hear the songs, we'll by them anyway!

  30. T.... L....

    It's because I think I'm that stupid German indie band that called themselves "Voltaire" after I told them they really shouldn't because it would cause confusion.

  31. A.... ....

    Hmm isnt GEMA supposed to...well im sure that it shoulndt Be on many of your Videos i mean you put them out on Youtube for everyone to Watch its your Music and so on but still Why is it that here in Germany theres the stupid GEMA blocking all your Videos?

  32. I.... ....

    out of curiosity have you ever heard the song If I Only Were a Goth by Thou Shalt Not

  33. C.... T....

    Oh my god, they-this-this is amazing D:

  34. T.... G....

    i loved this one as an acoustic, and i love this version too...even if i dont know shit about startrek.

  35. S.... ....

    To be honest, I'm not really a Star Trek fan (Majorly Star Wars though) but I love this song. Awesome job.

  36. s.... ....

    Awsome ;)

  37. M.... L....

    I hear this and makes me think the video you uploaded with them lol

  38. R.... A....

    To the folks that are giving you crap about re-doing a song from a previous album: Screw the Haters.

  39. O.... ....

    This version is catchy, but I think I prefer the original.

    The New Worf's Revenge kicks so much more ass tho! Keep it up Voltaire! You're my favorite Artist!

  40. R.... A....

    These songs are incredibly awesome, funny and just downright WRONG!! Not that I'm complaining mind you. ;-)

  41. A.... A....

    I was waiting for this one :)

  42. M.... ....

    I love this new version even more then I loved the original, which was a whole lot. keep up the great work my good man!

  43. N.... O....

    you've done it agian voltaire :)

  44. l.... ....

    That makes this already awesome song all the more awesome.

  45. T.... L....

    Garrett Wang and Tim Russ who played Ensign Kim and Tuvok on Star Trek: Voyager

  46. l.... ....

    Who's singing with you on this one?

  47. T.... L....

    It was uploaded about 20 minutes ago... give it time.

  48. A.... B....

    It really is a great piece of parody music.

  49. G.... ....

    You deserve more attention

  50. A.... S....

    only 5 likes and 22 views wow

  51. U.... E....

    another great work

  52. A.... B....

    Totally not first at all