Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet Lyrics
I was on a cruise ship out at sea, my fiancée and me
The ship went down, everybody drowned
And I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me
Oh, I was in distress, 'cause my hair was such a mess
And so I washed up on a beach
I'm in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet
I'm feeling well; they like me that way
See, if you really wanna know what's eatin' me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
Oh, trouble was afoot - they were eatin' mine
Toein' the party line,
I was startin' to feel, "these guys are heels"
But, the truth be told, these cannibals have got sole
You ain't humerus, stop ribbin' me
Have a spine, bone up on settin' me free
I'm in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet
I'm feelin' rare; they like me that way
See, if you really wanna know what's eatin' me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
Missionaries came to this place
They taught us manners
Now we cannibals always say grace...
(Thank you God for this weiner we're about to eat, and the
sweet buns we're about to stick it in)
And then we eat your face!
I'm in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet
I'm feeling well; they like me that way
See, if you really wanna know what's eatin' me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
It's the man-eaters... on the coast of Barbary!
(Ooh, oh, ah, oh, whoooooaa....not my peepee!)
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Voltaire Cannibal Buffet Comments
The only difference between a Crazy psycho Cannibal and a Sophisticated Cannibal is the seasoning
It was 69k views.
Then I clicked and it went to 70k
I'm sorry ;-; it's my fault
"OOO AGH NOT MY PEE PEE" God I love Voltaire
Only you Voltaire, you pee vampire!!! How will l raise my feral cats in this world of death and barberry?
The distressed "Not my pee pee!" at the end gets me every time!
*N O T M Y P E E P E E*
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The first time I had listened to this song I wasn't paying attention the entire time until I heard "And then we eat your face" and I always laugh when listening to this song. I love it so so much.
i am so happy i found your music last month. it literally brought back memories i lost in a accident. i didn't remember much. till i owned the tv series Billy and Mandy. and I had to find who sang that one song. years ago. but never did. till i found tiktok. (music app i use religously) had a audio byte. and I was like, "I've heard that song before. i didn't know where." than it said on the album Voltaire. i was like.." huh? interesting. wonder if this artist is alive?" (majority of the music i love is from the 40's, I am 22 years old listening to old music) and I looked on youtube. and I saw your page. i found your video called "behind the song Brains" I was thinking theres no freaking way, no way!" and I watched it. and than I went to another vid. and listened to that song called Brains. I lost everything. my mind! i was like "Oh LUCIFER THIS SONG!!" everything came back to me, (well some memories not all sadly) but i remembered parts of my childhood. and I started crying. and you made me realise how much I loved my old Goth Lifestyle I LITERALLY used to live all day everyday. and that part awoken. and i was like. "its coming back! the Old Me!" i miss it. and now. i don't know if you read comments like this. but thank you, (don't know why I'm thanking you) but some part of my memories are still missing. but I'm greatful.
Thank you good lord for this wiener we are about to eat and the sweet buns we are about to stick it in.
AND THEN WE’LL EAT YOUR FACE
This song is amazing ❤️❤️❤️
who disliked this masterpiece?? i need to talk to them
Probably cannibals lol
My peepee!!
Why can't I find an animation for this song?! By All the Gods! It would be spectacular!
The ending got me.
Am I the only one who's noticed how much abuse has been done to his dick?
"not my pee pee" oh dear god
I actually had to go back and make sure I heard it right, and I can't stop laughing!
this was made one day after my 12th birthday
This is offensive to cannibals how dare you
He certainly hopes he's in poor taste.
Gedit?
EccentricSage *clap clap clap*
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@EccentricSage maybe he hopes he'll taste funny
i liked it
My favorite album :)