Voltaire - BRAINS! Lyrics






Well, hello there, little boy! Don't be shy!
Step right up! I'm a reasonable guy!
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye;
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.

Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place,
I'm just a fish outta water from outer space.
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained,
So why don't you be a pal... and bring me some BRAINS!?

Go down to your neighbor's place.
See the dull expression on his face?
You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me:
He ain't using his brain, he's just watching TV!

Go down to Mr. McGee's:
He hasn't had a thought since '43.
His brain is the portrait of atrophy.
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?

Brains, brains, I won't lie!
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged,
But they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains.

Brains, brains, it's okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't gray.
And if at first they thinks it's strange,
they won't think twice if they don't have a brain!

Go down to the Won-Ton Shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hours later, I'm hungry again!

Creep into the donut stop,
Sneak in, tip-toe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea,
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.

Brains, brains, I won't lie!
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged,
But they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains.

Brains, brains, it's okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't gray.
And if at first they thinks it's strange,
they won't think twice if they don't have a brain!

Brains, brains, I love 'em, I need 'em...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat 'em.
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
They're so delectable, especially the small ones.
No time to cook 'em in a skillet.
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.
I don't fry 'em, the heat will only shrink 'em,
I'll just grab myself a straw and I drink 'em!!! (ohhhhhhh...)

You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink.
Now fess up, boy, come on, heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And I promise I'll be your bestest friend.

Brains, brains, I won't lie,
I'll eat her brains 'til she's zombified.
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first she thinks it's strange,
she won't think twice
If she don't have a brain!

Brains.....
Bring me her brain.....
Bring me her brain!
Bring me her brain!





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  1. J.... J....

    From a distance it looks like he got a black eye.

  2. V.... ....

    When the party arrives in the Illithid Enclave.

  3. K.... ....

    와 이거 빌리와맨디 무시무시한모험에서 나온거 같은데 실화냐 원곡찾았다ㅠㅠㅠ

  4. V.... ....

    Just dropping this here for you guys... https://youtu.be/OMrIdTENV9Q

  5. F.... F....

    Finally found this sound after so many years 😍

  6. B.... M....

    This episode was so good. I love this song

  7. d.... ....

    Bf giving me looks, I play this when he makes a....request of me ;)

  8. I.... o....

    Sounds familiar almost like a bald doctor who makes robotic dolls to take over the world

  9. N.... S....

    They won't think twice if they don't have a brain!!!!! Such true words were never spoken, by Voltaire!!!!💀💀💀💀💀💀💀👄👄👄👄👄

  10. T.... ....

    God this brings back some shit even when I was like 5 I thought this slapped hard af

  11. C.... d....

    This song was and still is my childhood ever since I first watched the grim adventures of Billy and mandy

  12. Y.... i....

    I can imagine a zombie wearing something gothic, carrying a boom box on their shoulder, walking down the street shuffling his feet to this.

  13. L.... D....

    I'm not a fan of the show The grim adventure of Billy and Mandy, however, I like your songs, Voltaire. I love the style that reminds me of cabaret music or even steampunk. Keep on good work. :)

  14. C.... m....

    I did it backwards. I looked up Billy and mandy after hearing this gem

  15. L.... L....

    Like. Nah, love... Why not. Respect.

  16. D.... M....

    Hannibal the cannibal 😇😇😏😏😘😇🤗😏😇😘😘😘😘😇😇😘🤗🤗😘😘😘🤗

  17. S.... B....

    Voltaire's violin is so sexy omg

  18. L.... V....

    Absolutely love💖💖👻

  19. B.... G....

    this song will always be a classic

  20. G.... H....

    I loves this episode

  21. k.... p....

    is this some kind of cabaret?

  22. D.... A....

    The Monster Mash for Millenials

  23. D.... ....

    This song is the sole reason I became a fan of your work

  24. f.... d....

    2,4k likes 19 dislikes
    Wow...

  25. D.... ....

    The meteor-brain from Billy and Mandy. Big with two tentacles and one eye.

  26. S.... K....

    I listen to this shit everyday ha why? Cause I love myself

  27. K.... R....

    So when I was rewatching The Grim Adventures Of Billy and Mandy I had only heard one Voltaire song at the time “When You’re Evil”. I was very surprised this show would have a musical number as good as Brains and that episode remains one of my favorites for its references like the Thriller reference and the obvious reference to little shop of horrors etc. So after some research I found out it was Voltaire who wrote and performed Brains. Afterward when I was watching Billy and Mandy’s Big Boogey Adventure I immediately noticed when I heard the theme song Land of the Dead that it was Voltaire at that time I had heard three songs that I like by him and decided to listen to some more. Then I decided to listen to some more. Which is big for me since I am incredibly picky about my music. Then I listened to Almost Human then that’s when I realized this is the most talented man of all time. Almost Human still remains to be my favorite album of all time! My favorite songs being Almost Human, Feathery Wings, Dunce, God Thinks, and Dead Girls

  28. I.... M....

    "Brains!"
    Well, hello there, little boy! Don't be shy!Step right up! I'm a reasonable guy!Don't be frightened by the look in my eye;I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.
    Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place,I'm just a fish outta water from outer space.You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained,So why don't you be a pal... and bring me some BRAINS!?
    Go down to your neighbor's place.See the dull expression on his face?You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me:He ain't using his brain, he's just watching TV!
    Go down to Mr. McGee's:He hasn't had a thought since '43.His brain is the portrait of atrophy.He ain't using it, why not give it to me?
    Brains, brains, I won't lie!I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.Sure they might think it's deranged,But they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains.
    Brains, brains, it's okay!It's not a matter if it isn't gray.And if at first they thinks it's strange,they won't think twice if they don't have a brain!
    Go down to the Won-Ton Shop,My fortune cookie says that I just can't stopI'll suck the noodle right out of their headsAnd half an hours later, I'm hungry again!
    Creep into the donut stop,Sneak in, tip-toe past the cop.Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea,And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.
    Brains, brains, I won't lie!I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.Sure they might think it's deranged,But they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains.
    Brains, brains, it's okay!It's not a matter if it isn't gray.And if at first they thinks it's strange,they won't think twice if they don't have a brain!
    Brains, brains, I love 'em, I need 'em...My tummy jumps for joy when I eat 'em.Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,They're so delectable, especially the small ones.No time to cook 'em in a skillet.My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.I don't fry 'em, the heat will only shrink 'em,I'll just grab myself a straw and I drink 'em!!! (ohhhhhhh...)
    You've been swell to go aroundAnd bring me every single brain in townBut with all these brains, I can't help but thinkThat there isn't one left out there to drink.Now fess up, boy, come on, heck!Is there someone that you're trying to protect?Bring her down here to meet her endAnd I promise I'll be your bestest friend.
    Brains, brains, I won't lie,I'll eat her brains 'til she's zombified.Sure she might think it's derangedBut she won't give it a thoughtAfter I've eaten her brain.BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.It's not a matter if it isn't gray,And if at first she thinks it's strange,she won't think twiceIf she don't have a brain!
    Brains.....Bring me her brain.....Bring me her brain!Bring me her brain!

  29. m.... m....

    childhood restored

  30. D.... ....

    Man, Billy made one dank ass pimp

  31. S.... ....

    I don't know why, but this song somehow makes me think of Disney's Aladdin and the song "Friend Like Me".

  32. c.... ....

    How I was introduced to Voltaire... (Nostalgia from childhood.)

  33. k.... ....

    whenevr i hear this can't help but dance n sing along <3
    for a dark/goth like choice of songs, they r all very expressive n fun to hear <3

  34. A.... ....

    Happy Halloween

  35. j.... w....

    the grim adventures of billy and mandy RULES 💀

  36. I.... R....

    The episode of Billy and Mandy with the brain eating alien was my absolute favorite just because I liked this song so much! I'm so happy that I've rediscovered it!

  37. n.... ....

    Oh my (blind idiot) god. This song is great.

    P.S for some reason it may think of nyarlothetoteph.

  38. D.... R....

    my favorite episode of the grim adventures ❤❤❤❤

  39. M.... O....

    So, now I discovered that I love you since I was seven!!! Now I'm 21 LOL! Thank you for this amazing song!

  40. C.... S....

    childhood....i still remember the lyrics that's crazy

  41. R.... d....

    Must have had a helluva lotta fun writing this one. Insanely catchy!

  42. J.... C....

    thank 107 facts of billy and mandy for the new sub and likes ! this was always my favorite song from the show

  43. K.... M....

    only here because Billy and mandy

  44. G.... G....

    My gloriusly lunatic childhood ahh it brings back a lot of memories of this and Courige the covardly dog........

  45. B.... ....

    I really love how well this song fits with Billy and Mandy's style in general.
    The show's style has a very goth looking sharp style but still has the whacky slapstick everyone loves in a cartoon. And I feel like this song still captures that feeling perfectly, even years later.
    Maxwell surely made the right choice when deciding to commission Voltaire to do this song, and Land of the Dead is just as good if not better.

  46. G.... N....

    I still remember the first time I ever heard this song and of the great Voltaire. it was The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

  47. j.... t....

    Brains. Brains. I won't lie. I'll eat their brains til they're zombified.

  48. C.... A....

    i didn't know you sing this awesome song. Awesome jobs on making this song😋👍

  49. A.... L....

    I just had a thought: Infamous 2. This song is perfect for Bio Leeching random citizens. I like to just take a brisk jog down the street, draining people's neuro-electrical energy, and smite anyone who has a problem with it. And it's so easy when you're Evil. (wink nudge hint)

    A.... L....

    THIS IS THE LIFE YOU SEE, THE DEVIL TIPS HIS HAT TO ME

  50. N.... R....

    I love this song :3 from my childhood of watching that episode of billy and Mandy

  51. K.... ....

    One of my favorites!

  52. T.... G....

    Billy and Mandy brought me here .-.

  53. k.... ....

    didn't realize this was you. But now that i've listened again I can't believe I missed it.

  54. L.... ....

    Why did they ever stop the cartoon? It was great, and this guy composed a great song for it.

    L.... ....

    +MrLukygamer I think I heard somewhere that Maxwell Atoms (Show's creator) said he would be willing to reboot Billy and Mandy if Cartoon Network wanted to.  Cartoon Network has been doing reboots recently so they might bring it back.  Although, I also heard he was doing another project called "Dead Meat" as of now, so I'm not sure if that statement still stands.  :)

    L.... ....

    @Julie Metas Sounds promising, hopefully they bring it back but if not Deat Meat had better be a fine replacement

    L.... ....

    @MrLukygamer There's some information about it on its Kickstarter page here
     https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/745014573/dead-meat/description
    You have to scroll down through a few things but it has a synopsis.  :)

    L.... ....

    +Julie Metas alright, thanks.

    L.... ....

    @MrLukygamer You're welcome.  :) 

  55. V.... S....

    Brains, huh? Seems everyone I know lacks one!

    V.... S....

    Billy and space allien already got to them.

  56. M.... P....

    Great music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxUiAA9os5U - videocut on Almost Human song)

  57. 9.... ....

    I just have one question about this.
    Did they gave you a script for the lyrics?
    Or they told you the sequence for the episode?
    Cuz you know, the song and the episode are blend together so...
    Did the song shaped the episode?
    or
    the episode (script) shaped the lyrics?

    It would be sooo damn great if I get an answer.

    9.... ....

    As far as I know they gave him a basic concept for the song, but they didn't give him a script or something like that; and they were going to pay him for the song's length, that's why it's so long xD

    9.... ....

    +Arturo Licona Also because it has to fill a cartoon episode length

    9.... ....

    Kokichi is a good boy I think about 20 seconds of the cartoon wasn't the actual song.

    9.... ....

    He made a video on it explaining the back story/info https://youtu.be/ZsG-ut2ssh8

  58. R.... H....

    My daughter and I were in Atlanta for Dragon*Con a couple of years ago. One of the events was a night at the Atlanta Aquarium. We were sitting at a table, having a nosh, and this song came on. I don't know why, but I jumped up and started to dance! (I do NOT dance!) My daughter got up to dance with me and when I looked around, I saw that half the crowd was dancing with us. It was the highlight of the entire trip!

    R.... H....

    Went from nosh to mosh

  59. R.... ....

    Such a epic song, i remember this song growing up as a kid. I found it through billy and mandy :)

  60. T.... S....

    ii love 2hii2 2ong 2o much

  61. i.... s....

    saw you last night and have had this song stuck in my head since. thanks a lot lmao

  62. D.... S....

    I remember when I heard this song on The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, I've loved your music ever since.

  63. D.... b....

    **WARNING! SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S FOR IT'S HORROR AND NOT JUST A DUMB FANGIRL!!!**
    I know this has probably been said before, but I like to imagine this as some kind of over-the-top version of the 'Bite of 87'...
    I can imagine a child at Freddy Fazbear's watching Foxy doing his show and when it's over Foxy whispers to the kid that he needs the kid to sneak him out of the pizzeria so he can eat people's brains. The rest of the song is Foxy going around eating people's brains with the help of the kid. Then Foxy notices the kid is protecting his mother from the carnage and goes to eat her but the manager of the pizzeria (who survived somehow XD) shuts Foxy down.
    Just imagine: "They used to be able to walk around during the day too, but then there were the biteS of 87"... >:)
    (And yeah, I know it's been confirmed that Fredbear did the bite, but I sometimes like to still think Foxy did it, it kinda makes more sense that way XD)

    D.... b....

    Fucking stop with the theories and bullshit, this is why nobody likes your fucking fandom.

    D.... b....

    +Shade1630 It's not a theory, it's just what I like to imagine when I listen to the song.

    D.... b....

    +Shade1630 And I'm not in the 'fandom', I just like horror games :I

  64. Z.... I....

    This song sounds sooo fucking familiar.. But I can't remember what I've heard it in.. Either a serie or a game.. I can't remember xD

    Z.... I....

    +r2darky Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy! T_T .. That's where i first heard this epicness..

    Z.... I....

    +r2darky me 2

  65. Z.... C....

    Since I have been given the dubious honor of "escort duty" on Halloween, I'm tempted to buy this song off of Itunes and play it while I walk around.

  66. G.... ....

    a truly amazing musician

  67. G.... ....

    nostalgia

  68. T.... O....

    Is it wrong that if an evil green glowing space rock landed in my back yard and asked me to sacrifice everyone I know and love while singing Voltaire that I would at least consider it?

    T.... O....

    by the way the rock tried to eat billy's brain but couldn't find it so he asked him to bring it!
    damn i am late to do comment lol

    T.... O....

    why does it sound like Griffith from Berserk except that it's a green rock and not a Behelit?

    T.... O....

    then I remember that thing was possed by a creepy girl....

    T.... O....

    KaiDG well now I'm imagining Griffith singing Voltaire during the eclipse and it's hilarious 😂

    T.... O....

    Yes it is fucking wrong... What are you even considering about it? Just do it lol...

  69. D.... ....

    I really enjoy this song, I'll let it finish, but Land of the Dead is the greatest Voltaire song of all time!

  70. A.... G....

    I don't know if it's common in the US (I think not) but in some western european countries (Spain, Portugal, France and I think in Italy too) brains are an actual dish. In Spain we call it "sesos" and I'm not going to deny it, it may sound gross but they are reeeally delicious. Anyhow, this song popped to my mind while I was eating some yesterday! XD

    A.... G....

    @Jaime Alberto Anguiano Téllez
    No, nunca lo he oido, aunque suena curioso. XD Creo que en algún lugar de Andalucía en España se comen los ojos de los terneros, pero me parece que es un plato muy poco común y no mucha gente lo come hoy día.

    A.... G....

    You can buy brains I think but they are not commonly eaten in the US. I talked to a friend of mine and the idea turned him off. So we associate the eating practice with zombies.

    A.... G....

    I disagree with the idea of eating brains because I was told about Mad Cow Disease at a young age and no amount of rational thought can put away a childhood fear.

    A.... G....

    This guy knows it! In Portugal it's quite common to eat calf brains, in fact it used to be fed to growing children on a regular basis! I myself and my cousin had quite a few doses of those delicious memory sponges

    A.... G....

    get all the local crullers,


    and sesos

  71. G.... S....

    Am I the only one who thinks this would be an excellent theme song for a mindflayer?

    G.... S....

    One of my players is using the song for that

    G.... S....

    Mindflayer who's a Bard. Done. Go ahead, internet. This round's on me.

  72. d.... ....

    Hey there Voltaire! I loved when you performed this at Midwest Media Expo this weekend! You were fantastic, and I have to admit I blushed like an idiot when you pointed right at me when you sang "Especially the small ones!" :3

    Stay spooky! :D

    Love, Sean :3

  73. T.... S....

    "BRAINS!" is to Voltaire as "Thriller" is to Michael Jackson.

    T.... S....

    Really? I would have assumed that DD,DDEES is more his trademark, or When You're Evil. This one may be popular with his younger fans, but I'm sure that the majority of his fans haven't seen Billy and Mandy.

    T.... S....

    actually his most popular song is riding on a black unicorn...

    T.... S....

    I mean, even my DAD knows When You're Evil, and he's older than Voltaire...I think. He was actually the first person to show me the song, years back.

    T.... S....

    for me lad

    T.... S....

    @Swish Fish If you've seen him live, you'd know how wrong you are. Basically everyone knows this song from Billy and Mandy. Heck, I'm 39 and I first discovered Voltaire through Billy and Mandy.

  74. M.... R....

    Hey Voltaire, you should definitely be on the PizzaPartyPodCast!

    M.... R....

    @Mage Rabbit i don't see why not

  75. s.... ....

    The grim adventure of billy and Mandy anyone?

    s.... ....

    Por aqui xd

    s.... ....

    Heard this live before Billy and Mandy

    s.... ....

    Oh yes lol

  76. K.... A....

    I remember this song from when I was a kid!!  The lyrics are fun!  =D  It reminds me of Big Band songs like Sing Sing Sing (with a swing), but with a guitar and bowed instruments!

  77. M.... ....

    Omg I never knew Voltaire sings this. Awesome!

  78. I.... ....

    Llf billy the fella wit a spider fer a son lol that loved him even tho he battered him wit furniture an tol him he hated him haha

  79. H.... V....

    You make me so happy ^__^

  80. S.... N....

    This is best song for camper sniper in BF4 xD

  81. M.... ....

    This was so good live at The Whitby Gothic Weekend. I hope he's there again

  82. J.... M....

    This song and "When You're Evil" were the first songs of yours that I ever heard.

    You rock, good sir! Thank you for making my childhood awesome! :D

    J.... M....

    Artix Entertainment, right? =3

    J.... M....

    me 2 even though im a tween

    J.... M....

    Same bro

  83. T.... G....

    Ahhhhhhhh, childhood nostalgia setting in

  84. T.... G....

    damn the four people that gave this a thumbs down!

    T.... G....

    The Good Rev. Clemens they had their brains eaten.

  85. J.... H....

    I feel the urge to do a cover of this song... And I'll assume I'm the only one to NOT be here because of Grim Adventures...

    J.... H....

    don't worry I wanna cover this song too so your not the only one, I absolutely love the singing and rhythm in it its perfectly catchy and I love the older style of music in it.

    J.... H....

    I've seen one episode of Billy and Mandy. :3 I was introduced to Voltaire from a friend listening to When You're Evil. :3

    J.... H....

    I didn't hear it from billy and mandy too i just found it on yt

    J.... H....

    @Death by Proxy hey, Creature Feature ain't bad either.

    J.... H....

    Bee Gee Yep, it’s my favourite band!

  86. C.... ....

    The meteor episode, body switching, and the one where Billy goes blind are my fave episodes.

  87. J.... n....

    IT'S ZOMBIES TIME! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  88. J.... M....

    The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy got me hooked to your music :)

  89. S.... R....

    Billy And Mandy lol that is my childhood

  90. P.... C....

    The Grim adventures of Billy And Mandy brought me here.

  91. d.... ....

    more brains for gaia streams!

  92. A.... a....

    Ah, this takes me right back to my childhood

    Billy and Mandy is still one of my favorite tv shows, and this one was easily my favorite episode out of the whole series

  93. B.... ....

    Everytime I go to youtube now, this comes up instead of the plash page. I went one step further and made it my home page.

  94. G.... E....

    billy and many ="D

  95. M.... ....

    There is a little mistake in the lyrics in the description. At the end he is talking about Mandy, so in the song is "BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie, 
    I'll eat her brain 'til they're zombified" etc.

    Anyway, this song with The Beast of Pirate's Bay are my all time favourite Voltaire songs.

  96. p.... ....

    Why'd it take you so long to upload this old song? Legal issues by any chance? Although that wouldn't make much sense, would it?

    p.... ....

    probably, however it doesn't make much sense since it's his material, it could also be that he wanted to save it for this specific album.

    p.... ....

    Well at least it's out now :D

    p.... ....

    There's also the fact that Voltaire typically releases his songs more than once. I'm sure there's a method to the madness.

    p.... ....

    +Terex7799 The song has been available on the album since 2002. He just didn't upload it until *fairly* recently (like past few years), just because keeping up with technology can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

  97. N.... C....

    The Voltair gateway song!

  98. B.... T....

    So I gotta admit that I stumbled across this band by pure alcohol fueled dumb luck, whilst searching for a recipe for Irish grog. . .yeah. . . Don't know how I ended up here, but I've listened to about 5 songs and y'all are freekin epic! Right up there with metallica's s&m soundtrack (in your own right of course) so I'm going to proclaim that I'm your newest fan. . . I think. I will be buying up anything I can find from you guys ;)

  99. d.... ....

    everything I wanted to say has been said already, curse my bad timing...