Volbeat - Still Counting Lyrics






Counting all the assholes in the room
Well I'm definitely not alone, well I'm not alone
You're a liar, you're a cheater, you're a fool
Well that's just like me yoohoo and I know you too
Mr. Perfect don't exist my little friend
And I tell you it all again, and I do it again
Counting all the assholes in the room, well I'm
Definitely not alone, well I'm not alone

Look deep into yourself before you blame all others
For betrayal, now for betrayal
I promise, so easy to say, and easy you failed
And you do it again

Well, the music seems to cover
And the liquid do the colours
Well, I turn my back and
Go for all the better things in order

Well, maybe you think your lie is safe
But I read you like a letter, yeah like a letter
Your charm do not evens the pain
It feeds me with rage, and you do it again

Well, the music seems to cover
And all the liquid do the colours
Well, I turn my back and
Go for all the better things in order

Well, the music seems to cover
And all the liquid do the colours
Well, I turn my back and
Go for all the better things in order

And a gangster keeps on telling
That he's got a song that matters
So I flip a coin towards him
Thank you very much for listening





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  1. t.... 6....

    New Year's eve playing this song on a half full bus with a couple of loud mouth pieces of shit headphones full blast

  2. S.... K....

    It's been 9 years...




    And he's still counting... ~Respect 🔥🔥🔥~

  3. D.... T....

    I lost count




    nvm

  4. F.... w....

    That’s really good song play whit ukulele

  5. j.... j....

    Drums on point

  6. C.... G....

    They're is a pokemon name volbeat a pure bug type. I just noticed that while to listening this lol.

  7. m.... ....

    I went to a slipknot concert and these people played after a bunch of heavy bands and completely ruined the vibe honestly. Then they fucking played for like an hour and just when you think they were gonna stop they didn't. Dont fucking be a second act for a heavy band you jackasses.

  8. k.... b....

    Rojo :3 ktoś też?

    k.... b....

    Ja 😉

    k.... b....

    Ja xD wlasnie kogos szukalem od rojsona

  9. S.... #....

    The lyrics in this song fit very well for the Batman Villian "Two Face". I can imagine him saying these words to the other villains in Arkham.

  10. C.... 1....

    This song is what introduced me to Volbeat, and basically metal in general. I am forever grateful for hearing this song!

  11. N.... ....

    It's Christmas Eve

    Me: *let's listen to Christmas music*
    This song: *shows up in my recommended*
    Me: fair enough

    N.... ....

    That’s me every time xD

    N.... ....

    If your christmas music is this good you prob got no problems .

  12. �.... �....

    2020 тут

  13. D.... P....

    3.27 thank you very much for listening......❤️

  14. n.... ....

    Sent this to my ex she was not too happy afterwards

  15. P.... P....

    love this song

  16. b.... S....

    I remember a little boy sad how people clbecone evil

  17. T.... ....

    I Sung the start of this song during my year level assembly on my last day of school. I could not stop laughing at everyone's reactions .

    T.... ....

    I wish u had a video of this

  18. M.... S....

    💕 lyrics . Damn 💕💕👍

  19. R.... ....

    Guy sounds like Sully Erna a bit.

  20. D.... A....

    U are the best

  21. b.... W....

    Here from seeing these guys at knotfest roadshow🤘

  22. V.... O....

    Reminds me of southerners and country folk... what a bunch of a**holes

  23. t.... c....

    👌👍🤘💚💛💜🖤❤💝💓💞💕💟❣💖💗💙

  24. j.... m....

    grab a dame & dance away

  25. I.... S....

    haha 💘 songs volbet solidgoldivan

  26. E.... S....

    Counting all the assholes in the room
    Well I'm definitely not alone, well I'm not alone
    You're a liar, you're a cheater, you're fool
    Well that's just like me yoohoo and I know you too
    Mr. Perfect don't exist my little friend
    And I tell you it again, and I do it again
    Counting all the assholes in the room, Well I'm
    Definitely not alone, well I'm not alone
    Look deep into yourself before you blame all others
    For betrayal, for betrayal
    I promise, so easy to say, and easy you failed,
    And you do it again
    Well the music seems do cover
    And all the liquid do the colors
    Well I turn my back and
    Go for all the better things in order
    Well maybe you think your lie is safe
    But I read you like a letter, yeah like a letter
    Your charm do not evens the pain
    It feeds me with rage, and you do it again
    Well the music seems do cover
    And all the liquid do the colors
    Well I turn my back and
    Go for all the better things in order
    Well the music seems do cover
    And all the liquid do the colours
    Well I turn my back and
    Go for all the better things in order
    And a gangster keeps on telling
    That he got a song that matters
    So I flip a coin towards him
    Thank you very much for listening


    Only posted this so I can sing along confidently while not having to leave YouTube.

  27. D.... O....

    Any of you guys ever heard Waidmanns Heil by Rammstein? 😂😂😂

  28. O.... o....

    Volbeat

  29. J.... W....

    Pure Genius right here “counting all the Assholes in the room” yes!

  30. S.... ....

    You´re a liar, you´re a cheater, you´re a fool
    .
    Well that´s just like me UWU and I know you too.

  31. E.... D....

    man do yall remember that one time in macon during hurrican michael........... OR lmao nahhhh Elaina Maye Lydic said that shit........ 🇩🇪👽🤡💀😹🙏💋

  32. F.... J....

    🤗🎶🎶

  33. D.... T....

    That accent though

  34. J.... M....

    Kyu Soulless I love your music thanks so much

  35. S.... ....

    im still waiting for these guys to come out with a song called “illumise”

    S.... ....

    Oh boyXD I would listen to that

  36. W.... S....

    No entiendo el éxito de esta banda, parece un grupo de coña.

  37. E.... D....

    Dope song

  38. A.... ....

    So similar to Metallica

  39. o.... ....

    My favorite song. Always cheers me up.

  40. m.... y....

    VOLPOP...


    take one step back, and you will get skillet...
    Dont rape those poor instruments so bad!!!

  41. P.... V....

    Nice job

  42. J.... R....

    I fucking knew it was too good to be true ...

  43. Z.... K....

    I am definitely not alone.

  44. D.... M....

    marines belike

  45. T.... R....

    I'm not alone 😳😱

  46. C.... M....

    I'm not alone

  47. s.... m....

    And I play this song

  48. s.... m....

    I grab my dads fake guitar

  49. H.... ....

    My dad: Turn it off!
    Me: Why?
    My dad: We have bigger speakers downstairs

    H.... ....

    So original

    H.... ....

    Parenting done right!

    H.... ....

    @Nick Tarasovich yes!

    H.... ....

    Hynnä dope dad

    H.... ....

    Hope they are transmission lines......

  50. D.... ....

    Gumshoes all died 50 years ago. I killed them. For 50 years no one to murder. You really want to go?

  51. N.... M....

    This should be President Trumps anthem, at least the first 50seconds. I believe that would make everyone think together. It would at the very least be pretty funny.

    N.... M....

    What is wrong with Trump ? How is Trump lier cheater fool, can you EXPLAIN why does Trump suck?

    N.... M....

    Trump 2020 ❤️🏳️‍🌈

    N.... M....

    @Anti Communist 卐 That wasn't what I was getting at. The first 50 seconds of the song is basically everything "He" is accused of. Just throw it back in their face and say I guess were equal, Then they have nothing to say. In theory. People will aways come up with some s..t to say.

    N.... M....

    @Nate Mon yea Trump 2020

  52. i.... a....

    Sexy Voice...i wanna die

  53. B.... W....

    Love it

  54. d.... h....

    good song

  55. A.... D....

    still in 2038 ?

  56. A.... G....

    i discovered this guys in a spotify playlist now im adicted to this

  57. P.... R....

    The guy lighting the cig reminds of Rorsach (Watchman)

    P.... R....

    Remind me dick tracy

  58. T.... ....

    No se cuantas veces llevo escuchada esta canción en tres días,es algo genial, está por encima de la media de los estándares pero por mucho,la producción es espectacularmente buena y la voz de éste tipo es simplemente brutal,la instrumental tiene tecnica y carisma que es lo más difícil de conseguir,me encanta!

  59. J.... R....

    😂😂😂

  60. J.... B....

    Master... Master...

  61. l.... ....

    This is fucking *Good*.

  62. H.... K....

    Capitol Hill Anthem

  63. W.... ....

    Wow, I can legitimately say, for the first time: thanks youtube recommendations o.O
    I haven't heard this song in forever. \m/

  64. R.... M....

    Unique sound

  65. P.... M....

    Who's still listening to this in 2021?

    P.... M....

    What's it like in 2021? We have flying cars then?

    P.... M....

    @Robert Turner I remember cars. It was such an easier time to get around somewhere

    P.... M....

    @Phil M I just blew my mind wondering where will you be when I get there but you're there right now so like wait 🤯

  66. M.... .....

    Everything in this song is just perfect and the drums at 3:30 is what I live for

  67. N.... N....

    👳😺😸👸👼👶😎😬👴

  68. U.... F....

    0:49 prepare your neck normies!

  69. J.... L....

    This song forever gets me pumped to go to work.

  70. R.... B....

    I Pee on yaall

  71. c.... d....

    My neighbor keeps banging on my door when I play this song so I turn it up 😂😂😂

  72. M.... P....

    6.5k people can't count

  73. F.... A....

    🖕🏼😂

  74. d.... k....

    After being 10 in 2019

  75. d.... k....

    I haven't heard this song since I was 10 the first time I listened to it I instantly recognized it

  76. M.... ....

    Rock 4ever

  77. L.... S....

    I love the song

  78. P.... H....

    It's funny the most American sounding band is Danish 😂🤣

  79. J.... C....

    Had to type In assholes in the room to find this song, I had forgotten about it!

  80. t.... s....

    It's like Lamb of God and Johnny Cash had a bastard together.

    t.... s....

    Makes me think of country metal.

  81. O.... ....

    October 2019

  82. Z.... ....

    I know I can always count at least one asshole when I walk into any given room. 🖕 🤙

  83. I.... H....

    Surprisingly this is still relatable in 2019

  84. H.... R....

    nms exelente letra y cancion like si a ti igual 2019?

  85. M.... S....

    This song makes me think of an anime bar fight, with singing, and the singer wins at the end.

  86. R.... S....

    309 and STILL counting.

  87. A.... ....

    When I run for congress.

  88. C.... K....

    love listening to this especially when im alone its so true haha

    C.... K....

    that riff though like it picks you up and slams you down i likes it

  89. W.... B....

    also, death to humans!

  90. W.... B....

    7.7 billion assholes, thats how many, ive been a busy bee. stinky,... but busy

  91. O.... H....

    ..'lizbeth

  92. T.... C....

    Steffano Weasley Chuchacha

  93. T.... C....

    Aveados

  94. T.... C....

    Trinsten Mynor Sous

  95. T.... C....

    Veilda bobannos Dede

  96. M.... n....

    Nice 💖

  97. J.... ....

    I listen to this sometimes when i feel sad or angry, it's 10/10 and i love it