Varner, Elle - WTF Lyrics
I was asleep when I heard the alarm
So I ran downstairs to see what's going on
Opened my door to unpleasantly find
Somebody really just broke in my ride
(They stole my XM radio)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And a pack of gum)
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
So I called my boyfriend but he did not pick up (call me back)
He never misses my call so I stopped by
And when I walked in (hello?), could not comprehend (Honey?)
Found him in bed with (what the?) the male man
What the fuck? What the fuck?
(Aw God! Oh hell naw!)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(What a way to find out!)
What the fuck? (Wow!) What the fuck?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
I decided to walk home and blow off some steam
I know it's late but I needed to breathe
Just when I thought that it could not get worse
This fool runs up on me like "Hey gimme your purse!"
What the fuck? What the fuck?
(Said: "You got to be fucking kidding me!")
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(He said: "Actually I'm not")
What the fuck? What the fuck?
("Ain't you ever been robbed?")
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
Not quite, this just ain't right
If you knew what I've been through tonight
To begin, I just found my man and another man,
If you understand. He said: "Well I be damned"
What the fuck? What the fuck?
(Baby it's too bad)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(But either way I'm still taking your bag)
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(But he didn't know where I keep my cash)
What the fuck? What the fuck?
(And my phone is in my jacket pocket)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And I never put my cards back in my wallet)
What the fuck? What the fuck?
(So I hope you have a lot of fun with my raggedy bag)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And all that lip gloss in it)
For the first time of the night I was grinning
He thought he got me but he didn't
But that was of course…
Before…
I realized my keys were in the bag…
Hahahaha!
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Varner, Elle WTF Comments
MY ISH STILL!😍💃🏽
Came back in 2019! Love this song
How am I just finding this video after all this time?!
Yes if i just cought my man in bed with anybody i would of been saying the same words
WTF🔫
Man the way she caught her man in bed with another man🙈 then got rob omg. and at the end she still had her ph/money i just love the song and video💞💞👍👍👍👍👍
This song is one of her best! :)
thanx elle.
Still watching it !!!!! Going into 2019😜
this is Nasty! Love Elle of course, but want to get in bed with the beat.
This Song is Too Funny LOL...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Le fox 💙
Sounds like a terrible day
2018 anyone? Also her facial expressions are jokes😂
I totally forgot about this then i saw something with wtf i was omg i remember this song
I LOOOOVE THIS WHOLE ALBUM NEVER KNEW SHE HAD A VIDEO!!
She is everything!
Lmfao this my ish... didn't know there was a video! She so damn cute
OMG!!!! that is a WTF!!!!! 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Im back at 2017 :)
Still loving this in 2017! Team Aquarius
Jan 20th
Definitely underrated!
who still here in 2017?
Me...Over here doing her victory dance
Love the track. Story seems to whimsical to be 100% true :-)
"said u gotta be fucken kidding me....well actually I'm not, aint ya ever been robbed?" LMFAO love singing that part
nice song, put your perse in his lap next time
LOL...😂
this cracrazy
This is my Jam
my name is ayana Varner she is my cousin
Too funny!
I really love this young lady! Hilarious!
I love it!
Best song EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My fave song...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never knew there was a video
Omg this song is so funny I love singing to it
She's s breath of fresh air!
I love Elle Varner...this was my life in the DMV area....😂😂😂😂😂 #metrocitiesbringyouthelifeyouDONTWANT
DC, Maryland, Virginia!!! For those who don't know what DMV is.....🤔
My new favourite female artist!!!! Love you to heaven and back.
this is my favorite song of hers after refill
LOVE IT girl 😁💗
Dam dam dam dam lol great video
the video made my day
Whaaaaaaat?! I didn't know she made a video for this song!! This is still one of my favorite mixtapes!
OMG when did she make this video for it lmao just what i expected
this will always be my shit !!
lol the guys are funny
She is too funny in this video in person she way more funny😀lol
You know that this is old when she whipped out that blackberry. 😂
Lmaoooo I love this girl she's just like me fucking weird funny and misunderstood
Always loved this song, haven't seen this video in awhile.
I love this song and video
this video and song needs a grammy
Hahaha love this :)
this was a nice song and video.. Elle Varner so funny..
Where have I been? First time hearing this. ..... LOVE IT
I loveeeeee this song
this is giving me a prince pop life vibe
This my song
😂😂😂 funny song but Its true
This is probably my favorite Elle Varner cut! Talk about a fucked up day! lol! Love this joint!!
Wow can't believe this my first time seeing this old video.. I likey 😜.. I love her style very different from all the same ol same ol
What album is this on?
Found the album, its her mixtape Conversational Lush and its free online. http://www.datpiff.com
The best EP ever! Conversational Lush :)
Agreed!
Aquarius all day baby ... Just like me ..
#1/26
#NiceSongElleVarner ..
They dnt understand us, we're highly misunderstood ..
1/31! 😍
Jan 20th
I/26 all day baby
That dance she do when she got her phone and her money 😂😂💁
Just wen i though dat it could not get worse dis fool runs up on me like hey gimme yor purse
i said u got to be f###ing kidding me
wtf foreal
love this song
I heard this song while I was riding the Greyhound bus. I used to skip this song on Conversational Lush but I listened and dying laughing while enjoying it. She's awesome and this should've been bigger.
This was Grammy material
OMG love this song! Didn't know there was a video for it!👌😁
how is this my first time seeing this! it's from her mixtape, conversational lush. i love that project.
@Nessa Denis me too!! This is one of those songs you either like it or ya don't -- I personally love IT! And this video is hilarious!
Ness I o
She's gorgeous and that voice of hers is amazing.
Love, Love. Love this song!;-)
haha her keys tho
could not comprehend found him bed with the mail man wat the fuck kind of shit is that damn
Rename this so ppl know what it is
i absolutely love love love!!!!!!
Love it!!!
Love it!!!
he thought he got me but he didn't!
omg!!! i love this song and her so much
This is why you don't date down low guys.....because they always have girlfriends you don't know about until they come bursting on you unexpectedly!!
lol aint you ever been robbed?
This is perfect! I've always said this needed a video.
I love Elle Varner
Haha this is my jam, now the video to match
This video made my day! Lol. Too hilarious, she's so underrated.
She is soooo beautiful
Loveeeeeeree
Lol first time hearing this like this
I hope this one doesn't get deleted
Damn she was really fighting for her purse lol
WHAT THE F*** that's my ish, always gives me a laugh
T/his is off her mixtape. Nice. She, James, and Mikelyn should do a triplet song together. Like a "Do You Remember '13" or something.
That was my joint by By All Means!! :-)