Vapors, The - Turning Japanese Lyrics

This guy looks like Sheldon Cooper.

Great and funny

Guys, I think I'm turning Japanese-

When u know a few words in japanese

lead break is a classic & that oriental bit in the lead is ace

Can’t remember this song.

The original weeaboos

Long Duck Dong checkin in from 16 Candles.
How’s it hanging hot stuff!

This song is about jerking off!!!

Dennis does?? Hmm isn't he dummer?

My eyes are hazel my hair is brown, I'm white.

This song is about wanking.

Damn sometimes I think I'm turning into something foreign from my Self.
No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark

I can look at you from inside as well

The song is about masturbation... Enjoy.

I watch anime alot and go to anime conventions alot.

The best song in the world 🌎??!!!

サビがめっちゃいいね！

One hundred days

Right then....if he does

a 90's song in 1980

who else came because of wolfenstein 3d: Spear Resurrection

Must play this song because i’m going to japan in march

I've turned Japanese

i got your picture

I want the doctor to take a picture of you so I can see you in side and out

Turning Japanese,
I think I’m turning Japanese,
Like MINAMINO,.
Turning Japanese,
I think I’m turning Japanese,
Like MINAMINO,...
YNWA

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Its a song about masturbation, not racism lol

This was Alternative before Alternative was cool.

Turning Japanese is a term once used to mean being high.

Turning Japanese is also a term for the way your eyes look when you masturbate

God this song is so racist lmao

I didn't know Jim Parsons was in a band

I measured today well under average so listening to this.

That scene from Malcolm in the middle when Hal finds the beer

This song was a lot more enjoyable when I was a kid and didn't know what it meant

The song is literally about nothing. Fans made up the whole masturbation thing.

One Dixie Cup Just For wait what do you mean 😂

@Jessica Danielle It's not about jerking off. Fans came up with that, and The Vapors went along with the joke to get fans to shut up when they weren't listening.

The song is about teen angst or alienation after a romantic breakup.

NOW, lot's of Assholes, ( mostly white), will be offended with this song.!...btw, FUCK These Assholes.!!

Nobody cares, cringy fuck lmfao

Jackass y Guitar Hero 😎👌

phonejapan...

When you say ''konichiwa'' at a Japanese restaurant lol.

Where is the official video to this song?

In your head.....🤯

No boringfrog I mean where is the original and official video to this song?

I want a doctor to take a picture from inside of you as well.. how could that not mean he wants to get someone pregnant?

Lupe Fiasco theme song

Fucking weaboos

The BEST song I've EVER heard about Jacking Off! 😂😂😂😂

It's not about masturbation. This is literally a common fact that fans made up that lie and it's become something blown out of proportion.

@One Dixie Cup Just For You I'm sorry but your mistaken. One of the band members said in an interview that it was about "seeking pleasure when no one else is around".

@Ricky Parker Ah yes, the interview where they just say "Fuck it" and mess with everyone by acting like the joke is real. That one, yeah? lmfao

Dis be rayciss.

True oingo boingo vibes ere

Hehehehe racial slur

aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Let's be Blunt : Turning Japanese is about Wanking ... Think About It!

It's not. The band has said that the song is just about nothing. Fans made up the lie that it was about masturbation.

That's just plain fun.

if anyone ever calls you a racist. just tell them, no im not. i have a color tv.

Who else is watching after their mom told them to look it up?

And yet another song ya have to couch dance to

私は日本語を回しています、私は日本語を回していると思います
本当にそう思う！

They were written off as a one-hit wonder, but "New Clear Days" was a masterpiece, there wasn't a bad song on it...

Yes, and "Jimmie Jones" is also a great song (and was a minor hit.)

Today this song has become to mean to me about having your eyes swell shut from and allergic reaction to black hair dye.

The New song on the Kop #Minamino #LFC

Look like Sheldon kkkkks

Political corectness go jump \m/


Not too shabby :-)

Weaboos when they learn 2 Japanese words

It took a few decades before I really listed to the lyrics

Incubus rocks a good version of this tune.

Listen to it in 1.25x speed it's amazing

"eats Sushi once"

the font they used for making the CD title is just amazing i think we can found it online to download to Photoshop thanks to this guys

💖 sushi

To the 653 musical knuckleheads who tapped a Thumb Down for this: Go find your soul; you left it somewhere.

TH3DANKs you stayed long enough to leave a comment haha as I am - it wasn’t my turn to pick the song so I looked at the comments lol they’re the best !

I just got done listening to "the illinous enema bandit" by f. Zappa

He looks like Sheldon from Big Bang 😄

Great then and now!

What a magnificent URL!

here from mikhaila peterson

My boy Sheldon

In the Austin Powers Movie, those two Japanese twins, this reminds me of the twins. I want them.
I'm a sinner.

I always thought it was Dirty Japanese...😬woops

One correction to the lyrics; it's psyched lone ranger and not cyclone ranger. I had the album and that's what it's shown as.

My girlfriend.

"The Best of the Vapors" must contain this song and nothing else.

What are you talking about? Their second album is literally only good songs. Nobody pays attention to it because there was no gimmick song like Turning Japanese.

@One Dixie Cup Just For You It probably is, I just wish I had heard it.

@Trixster Million It's all available online.

this was in my recommended, YouTube finally got something right.

It took 40 years, but I'm so proud that we now live in a society where it's possible to literally turn Japanese!

#Transracialism

Uh oh looks like someone's got brain fungus

Hello Simon

This is Chinese sound.

STOP PULLING ON YOUR BIRD!!!!!

The song isn't about masturbation.

This will be my New Year's Song 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍😋

Watch this now before liberals ban it, they ruin everything, it is only a matter of time before they set their sites on this.

Nobody gives a fuck, dumbass edgelord lmfao

*Nihon* here
As a weeb I relate to this song on a spiritual level.
I really do wish I were Japanese 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵

Theme song of Sodom from Street Fighter.

Search "yoyoka', child japanese drummer. You will actually begin turning japanese a little

who came here from the panda skit from the jackass movie?

Tw, chivas isbt chivalry, and yes, of course. Ouch, DANGIT.


Scotland, apologize to the Devil for watering his Deamons... .down.

Victoire, c'etait jamais,' Dodger' had to take for you, too, PrezzieDobeCIASA


When you're late, and have actually started anything at all. U2, non requisite.

Kenny in the Bin, for Norman and his mother.

"Permission to come alongside BIT sought. One might have, since, noticed. What procedings,? You're subjecting yourselves to the past."

Turned, and just in Time. Well out.

Double cross it with the old Slivers, splinter faction, ak by Problem Bot

I tink i am turnin Japanese....

My dad told me this song was about jacking off to a picture of a girl. Turning Japanese is when his eyes are squinting as he... arrives.

The average man in the UK has sex 2-3 times a week. The average man in japan has sex 1-2 times a year. Man, I had no idea I was Japanese.

But they are too short!

Batteries I never knew I was Japanese. :) I’m brutally honest myself. :)

I take that comment for what it was intended...Made me laugh and hell its a catchy tune anyway

Haha two times a yr have you been to Japan??