Vapors, The - Here Comes The Judge Lyrics






What am I supposed to do
Sitting here in this eternal zoo
With no shoes on
I broke all your records
And I played all your rules
I sold you down the road
I was nobody's fool in my schooldays - my schooldays

What am I supposed to feel
Sitting here in this eternity wheel
With my frown on
Here come my friends
they're gotta help me pull through
Oh, help me out of this emergency room
With my suitcase - my suitcase

What am I supposed to learn
Sitting here in this electrical storm
With no shoes on
Hey mister, won't you leave me alone
I think I need to use your telephone
Call my lawyer, my liar

I took a walk in the park
I tried a kiss in the dark
I was trying to make you love me
I took an overdose
Of the perfume on your clothes
I was trying to make you happy

What am I supposed to say
I didn't like her that much anyway
She was screaming
Here comes the Judge he's gonna help me pull through
Oh, help me out of this emergency room
With my suitcase - my suitcase

What am I supposed to do
Sitting here in this eternal zoo
With no shoes on

Hey, mama don't you cry over me
I'm lost and lonely but that's O.k by me
That's just my way, just my way

Hey boy, this is your captain speaking
Got some very bad news from the crew
We all know where you going
And we all know where you've been
But you're in trouble boy, your tickets no good

Hey boy, this is your captain speaking
Got some very bad news from the crew
We all know where you going
And we all know where you've been
But you're in trouble boy, your tickets no good

What am I supposed to learn
Sitting here in this electrical storm
With no shoes on

Hey mister, won't you hold my hand
I need a friend to find the promised land
Won't you touch me, please touch me

What am I supposed to do
Sitting here in this eternal zoo
With no shoes on
Hey mister, won't you cry over me
I'm lost and lonely but that's OK. by me
That's just my way, just my way

I took a walk in the park
I tried a kiss in the dark
I was trying to make you love me
I took an overdose
Of the perfume on your clothes
I was trying to make you happy

It's all right, It's all right, It's all right,
I'm just a little bit zoombie
It's all right, It's all right, It's all right,
I'm just a little bit zoombie
It's all right, It's all right, It's all right,
I'm just a little bit zoombie
It's all right, It's all right, It's all right,
I'm just a little bit zoombie

Hey boy, this is your captain speaking
Got some very bad news from the crew
We all know where you going
And we all know where you've been
But you're in trouble boy, your tickets no good

Hey boy, this is your captain speaking
Got some very bad news from the crew
We all know where you going
And we all know where you've been
But you're in trouble boy, your tickets no good

It's all right, (all right) all right, (all right), all right,
I'm just a little bit zoombie
It's all right, (all right) all right, (all right), all right,
I'm just a little bit zoombie
It's all right, (all right) all right, (all right), all right,
I'm just a little bit zoombie
It's all right, (all right) all right, (all right), all right,
I'm just a little bit zoombie

It's all right, (all right) all right, (all right), all right,
I'm just a little bit zoombie
It's all right, (all right) all right, (all right), all right,
I'm just a little bit zoombie
It's all right, (all right) allright, (all right), all right,
I'm just a little bit zoombie
It's all right, (all right) all right, (all right), all right,
I'm just a little bit zoombie





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  1. K.... L....

    with authentic needle noise.

  2. M.... S....

    Brilliant choon

  3. s.... 7....

    I can remember buying this single and then listening to the b side, then it was a wow moment :):) still awesome now...

    s.... 7....

    mee too^^

  4. A.... H....

    Incredible, still gets the hairs up on the back of my neck like it did when I was 11.

  5. I.... H....

    Best B side ever

  6. m.... ....

    Just gets better the older I get

  7. M.... A....

    The best B side ever and from a great band too

    M.... A....

    +Michael Armstrong
    Good shout, but I just prefer XTC's B side to Sgt Rock which was a live medley of Living Through Another Cuba and Generals and Majors

  8. L.... R....

    Mon Fav xx

  9. R.... F....

    Have this on vinyl. Purchased at a jumble sale in Sharnbrook around 25 years ago. Quality.

  10. S.... P....

    I'm another who used to love sticking it on the jukebox in the pub.
    "A bloody good 6½ minutes worth" was the cry at the end of the track. Happy days indeed :-)

  11. D.... P....

    still have the single! better than the A side!

  12. f.... o....

    Class,i was 10,good post fella,thank you.

  13. c.... c....

    great song to trip on

  14. M.... E....

    thanks! never heard it! (only had the Prisoners 45...)

  15. C.... T....

    la buena musica es apreciada por pocos.

    C.... T....

    Carlos T Desde luego, sobre todo hoy en día

  16. C.... T....

    aun tengo el disco con turning japanese en lado a y esta cancion en el lado b, siempre la ponia en navidad y año nuevo cuando armaba la fiesta. aun hoy es una cancion que se debe redescubrir para las nuevas generaciones, vivan los ochentas¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

  17. k.... ....

    que tote de cancion

  18. U.... ....

    hahaha thanks

  19. S.... ....

    lmao she didnt mean it shud have been a side... she meant it should have been the 'A' side of the single rather than the 'B' side, in other words the 'flip side'. classic

  20. U.... ....

    it was a side, it was on the flip to 'turning japanese'

  21. m.... d....

    What an eirie tune, was blown away by this B side when aged 10 - older brother brought it as was mad for the A side. A side good but this B side blows you away, just supprised I havn't heard the score in any movies - someone needs to discover this and re release IMO

  22. m.... ....

    Great band, should have been bigger.

  23. J.... W....

    Simple reason why not A side.....Anyone....TOO LONG but good !!!!!

  24. d.... ....

    That ' thank you, goodnight ' at 6:32 sounds just like Weller....great track!

  25. B.... ....

    I'm only 4 months old and i love this song

  26. t.... ....

    Absolutely brilliant, what a great band.

  27. j.... m....

    good enough to be A side....love this song

  28. R.... ....

    Agreed this should have been an A side!

  29. B.... ....

    ...............found this song on accident, and now i'm CERTAIN miracles happen. WHAT A SONG!!!!!!!!

  30. n.... l....

    This IS the best B side ever created, and yeh, should have been an A side, what were they thinking.

  31. k.... ....

    First record I brought, should've been the A-side!

  32. m.... ....

    this is better than thr a side

  33. F.... ....

    This is one of the best B sides EVER!!!!!

  34. 1.... ....

    Very good I love this song it just brings me back .

  35. m.... ....

    i thought this would be a cover of shorty long. nevermind.

  36. k.... ....

    fine music is appreciated only by the few

  37. L.... R....

    Cant beat some cracklin vinyl xxx

  38. M.... ....

    for 30 yrs ive thought the crackle at the start was only on my record.lol.

  39. u.... ....

    @mopbrush ha ha ha ha - me too - I bought this single for Turning Japanese when I was 11 years old - only to find myself jaw dropping at the live sound on side B!!!! rock n rol huh?

  40. u.... ....

    @shippo147 ".....and your going to clap along here......" - LOVE IT!! so underated

  41. L.... R....

    should a been A side

  42. M.... W....

    i so loved this song way better than turning japanese i had such a thing for the guy singing to

  43. r.... ....

    thought i heard everything the Vapors put out when it came out...thanks for posting this...how nice to hear a new Vapors song after 30 years!!!

  44. R.... G....

    jamboy from burnage manchester
    saw them support the jam brings back very good memories sorry noel gallagher u were a little bit young i would have taken u paul weller u are god

  45. c.... ....

    It's a good song but you cant say that, look how successful the a side was, it made them famous.

  46. m.... ....

    Brilliant song - very underrated band - thanks for posting this.

  47. o.... ....

    Very underrated indeed. Definitely got cheated out of their worth by the general public. This is soooo much better than Turning Japanese, it's amazing that this wasn't their hit song when it really should've been.

  48. s.... ....

    still makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up when i here the lyrics" this is our last song". Truly underated band

  49. I.... B....

    Your English is fine mate, just wish I had more than just my memories to share...

  50. i.... ....

    hahaha yeah, i guess i would, but is frustrating for me do not have any hope to being into a vapors performance... sorry for my english xD

  51. I.... B....

    If you were there then you would be a grumpy old git like me :)

    Remember this was done about 1980 !

  52. i.... ....

    they are great, i just discovered them like 5 months ago, and i can't stop listen to new clear days and magntes, this is one of my favorites songs of all the time, but here, in my country, i haven't found, nothing about them, what a shame

  53. i.... ....

    you're so lucky! I wish I could have been there

  54. B.... H....

    but saying that there are lot great new band but yip yop music as you call rubish compard to this kind music ,we are the mods!

  55. B.... H....

    agree modern music got nothing on this

  56. j.... ....

    Well, as a member of the younger generation I can say that I am very glad I've found The Vapors, I wish I could find the vinyl of this. I love listening to old records, my dad has tons! I suppose I could say I'm an exception when it comes to young people with our music, I like it old school, I even listen to Beach Boys and The Four Seasons. lol.

  57. I.... B....

    This has got to be the best ever 'B' side !

    I was fortunate enough to see these guys support the Jam in Glasgow.

  58. m.... ....

    This is gold. Like alot have already said, this song was better than the A-Side. I can honestly say I played the B-side far more than the A-Side. Some one said this is on a CD. Do you know what CD its on. Classic!!!!!!!

  59. D.... S....

    the muts nuts ive also been waiting for this to appear again , 15 at the time also liked a side.

  60. t.... ....

    Oh my god, have been waiting for ages for someone to post this too. Way better than the A-side I agree. Thanks for posting this.

  61. M.... ....

    Thought this B-side was better than the A-side (Turning Japanese). Why wasn't HCTJ a hit? I have it on CD, so one day I'll load it up here without the pops at the beginning this version picked up from the vinyl. Still, way cool that VinylBible posted it here.

  62. b.... ....

    Bloody Hell, what a night, won a good old retro pair of speed skates on ebay then was telling the kids about an old song we used to do a display on skates too and here it is, wish i had my Turning Japanese single back, and to whoever took my Nuclear Days album i still hate you

  63. m.... ....

    ta for this...been waiting a long time for this to appear! worth the wait!!