Vandals, The - That's My Girl Lyrics




I'm awful sorry if she has ruined the night
I'll get her home and out of sight

That's my girl - the drunkest at the party
She lost her shoe and found the rum Bacardi
There she goes - she fell down and she's bleeding
I tried to help, she's kicking and she's screaming

The drunkest girl, that everyone hates
She's with me and I'm her date
I'll drive her home (get her home, gotta get her ass home)
And leave her lying on her porch

That's my girl, cross-eyed drunk and puking
She's down again and everybody's looking

I'll wait till she sobers up, and
When she finishin' throwing up
I'll drive her home (get her home, gotta get her ass home)
And leave her lying on her porch

That's my girl (get her home, gotta get her ass home)
I'll take her home (do what you can to make her leave)
She made a scene (get her home, gotta get her ass home)
She's with me (I can't believe that she's with me)
That's my girl (take her home)

That's my girl - flirting with your husband
She threw a drink, and screamed she used to fuck him

I don't mind her getting drunk
But I'm gonna lock her in my trunk
And take her home (get her home, gotta get her ass home)
And leave her lying on her porch

I'll take her home (get her home, gotta get her ass home)
She made a scene (do what you can to make her leave)
I'll take her home (get her home, gotta get her ass home)
She's with me (I can't believe that she's with me)
That's my girl

She doesn't always act this way
Later on she'll be ok
I apologize for all she's done
Go ahead and keep her purse

The drunkest girl, that everyone hates
She's with me and I'm her date
I'll drive her home (get her home, gotta get her ass home)
And leave her lying on her porch

I'll take her home (get her home, gotta get her ass home)
She made a scene (do what you can to make her leave)
I'll take her home (get her home, gotta get her ass home)
She's with me (I can't believe that she's with me)
That's my girl





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Vandals, The That's My Girl Comments
  1. Red Laughner

    Dating a similar girl. On one of our first stay-at-home nights, she got blackout drunk, pissed on my DirectTV tuner box, then climbed into my dad's bed with him in it. After first pissing in his doorway.

    What a keeper... I think I'll call her Puddles! =]

  2. a St

    all m y l o v e s a r e g o n e. but its better that way

  3. Bloodhart Studios

    You can really hear the Aukerman!!

  4. Climberson

    How relate-able!

  5. Nicole Hernandez

    the best!!

  6. Susan Avolition

    thats my Girl the drunkest girl she gives good head

  7. MegaMissfitz

    Thats my girl !!!

  8. N0rthT

    The beach boys could have done this one.  A real classic staple of growing up American.

    ☾Street Light☽

    I'll eat you.

    N0rthT

    This song is so good.

    "That's my girl, flirting with your husband. She threw a drink and screamed she use to fuck him."

    Oh Stephanie! I miss you!

    "Go ahead and keep her purse."

    ☾Street Light☽

    @N0rthT Ahahah. You get to live. For now.

  9. svaldbardvalmue

    Thanks, grate. Fresh, but also merging Clash, Ramones, and Blondie, in my ears that is.

  10. insidesteplab

    they should have made a video for this one. with a really really drunk bitch.

  11. cecil filbert

    this is one band you have to see live. entertainment +

  12. Shane Leipold

    vandals suck except for the singer drummer and mutant child bass player is a ass I met him

    Jan Kompos

    vandals are sarcastic and inteligent guess you dont understand that

  13. Jon App

    For years, that was the only kind of girl I wanted!!!! The crazier the better!!!! Glad I grew out of it though... Funny I married a doctor when I was done with artsy/crazy. Our kids are gonna love The Vandals too! You guys sell Peace Through Vandalism onesies?!?!?

  14. Tiffany G

    Awesome music. I haven't been that girl, but almost makes me wish I was lol.

  15. michael craft

    HOT SAUCERMAN!

  16. vdasdny

    Go ahead and keep her purse... LOL!!!

  17. ivyenvy

    Sounds a lot like my ex-girlfriend.... *grin*

  18. Karen Ramone00

    lol thats usually me

  19. Iawyn

    So, it seems like I'm not the only one thats dated this girl...

  20. fazzbot227

    wow this song depicts my ex girlfiend word for fucking word how embarrassing/hilarious

  21. chris greenwood

    I think we have all known someone like this song

  22. dcthevd

    she threw her drink
    and screams she used to fuuck him

    i forgot how much i used love this cd

  23. Jesse

    lol i agree