Vandals, The - N.I.M.B.Y. Lyrics






The city council met last night; the vote was one to six
Denying access to our town by TV's G.E. Smith
The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter Eileen
She dreamed that ugly fucker's face popped out the friggin' screen

They said no, they said no way
Not in my backyard, he cannot stay
That eyesore is a stain upon our nation
If you think he's livin' by me there's no way

G.E. felt the setback but refused to surrender
He bought the house disguised as the guitarist from The Pretenders
But at the party that we like to throw for new homeowners
We caught him when he couldn't play the lead from "Tattooed Love Boys"

They said no, they said no way
Not in my backyard, he cannot stay
That eyesore is a stain upon our nation
If you think he's livin' by me there's no way

A man has got the right to homestead anywhere he can
But that just begs the question "what exactly is a man?"
A blond Frankenstein with Dutch Boy hair would hardly qualify
So we must live free of this Hall & Oates reject or die

They said no, they said no way
Not in my backyard, he cannot stay
That eyesore is a stain upon our nation
If you think he's livin' by me there's no way





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  1. N.... C....

    This actually blew all the other rock bands in 95 away if u ask me. More melodic and faster than most punk bands

  2. S.... M....

    The mayor is a dick. Just cause his daughter had nightmares.....

  3. P.... ....

    One of the funniest songs ever. Tragically for poor ge smith. Im not habdsome myself so i can empatahize.

  4. N.... W....

    I was really young when G.E was "the guy on SNL" and even then, he gave me the creeps.

  5. T.... ....

    He's this guitarist who used to be in the Saturday Night Live band in the 90s. Real fuckin talented, but dude looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

  6. D.... ....

    G.E. Smith was a weird lookin' joker for sure haha

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  8. A.... t....

    great song