Vandals, The - My First X-Mas (As A Woman) Lyrics




With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest
Follow my dreams and to face
A life of delusion and gender confusion
That no longer will be the case

I never wanted army men of basketballs
I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
And dressing up in mother's clothing

My whole life I've been feeling only feminine
It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
Now that's a ghost of Christmas past

Now it feels like the very first time
Cause it's going to be the very first time
That Christmas feels right to me
And I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should
It's my first Christmas as a woman

A doctor reconstructed on my genitals
And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe
For a guy who could love a girl like me

I took the hormones and I got my breasts
This season's gonna be the best to me

I won't have to tuck it behind me
Since I got my brand new vagina
It's my first Christmas as a woman

Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off!
My penis, chop it off
It's no use to me
Cut it off! Chop it off! Chop it off!
My penis, cut it off
So I can finally be a woman!

Now I'm finally happy cause I made my goal
To be a post operation transsexual
Now I am a pretty lady

Now it feels like the very first time
Cause it's going to be the very first time
That Christmas feels right to me
Cause I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should
It's my first Christmas as a woman

Woman!





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Vandals, The My First X-Mas (As A Woman) Comments
  1. Will Cook

    fuck yeah

  2. ayaya

    Lol the first few times I listened to this I didn't think it would ever actually apply to me. Happy to say it does this year xD

    SoftFang Tiger

    Congrats sis. Live the dream

    T Wake

    That’s gay as fuck

    CeraSeptem

    Fuck yeah!

  3. fuck

    Fuck yea

  4. WillbuyExpiredJello

    HELL YES

  5. Haydzard The best

    Yep this is best

  6. Kolob Canyon

    Mandatory Christmas music

  7. thesilkypony

    The most awesome christmas song ever..

  8. fkmylf4

    Now one of my favorite Christmas song.