Vandals, The - I've Got An Ape Drape Lyrics
Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge
In the day I like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
Even if it's really really bad
I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do
Go ahead and buzz 'round the ears
I've been growing that one braid back there for years
I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche
But the back says I have personality
Even if it's really really
Even if it's really really bad
I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do
Make it short in the front and long in the back [x10]
I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do
If the top's not short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club
But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid up so he looks like me
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse
I just call it bonding with your Dad
I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do
I've got a Norce Neck Warmer, yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Norco and get one too
You'll have a Norce Neck Warmer like I do
I've got Hockey hair, yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Canada and get one too
Then you'll have Hockey hair like I do
I've got Achey-Breaky Hair, yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Nashville and get one too
You'll have Achey-Breaky hair like I do
I've got a Mullet, yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Hoboken and get one too
And then you'll have a Mullet like I do
I've got Forbidden hair, yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Europe and get one too
And then you'll have Forbidden hair like I do
I've got a Shom, yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Florida and get one too
And then you'll have a Shom like I do
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Vandals, The I've Got An Ape Drape Comments
This is the most important video on YouTube.
Hockey Hair, yeah
I had a Mullet has a kid my uncles and their friends cut it in to a mohawk..
My dad was pissed
I have hockey hair. Been growing it since the Calgary Flames won the cup in 1989.
knew this from uk magazine kerrang. maybe 2002/2003 time
achey breaky hair!!! hahahahah
the dude at 1:59 Has a king Kong drape!!!
a mullet isn't actually the same thing as an ape drape. An ape drape is like a ponytail at the end of your hair in the back
paultardspambot that’s a rat tail.
yesssssss!!!!!
i got achy breaky hair XD XD I remember that damn song and that ridiculous ass haircut of Billy's to this day. damn I'm an old bitch.
ITS SHORT IN FRONT AND LONG IN BACK!!
What the fuck would possess any NORMAL human being to purposely exist with a mullet on their head?!? I mean, REALLY?!?!? WTF?!?!
Jandoor Thumpinbrushwheel i fully want one but my wife says no
I had hockey hair for 7yrs and I'm from Oregon
Donald Trump should grow his hair out in back
You mean on his nutsack?
If he did we would all be alive with pleasure.
DEAR THE MULLLLLLLET NO REALLY!
Saddest day in internet, hell maybe even world history, was when Mullets Galore shut down.
IKR! I was a avid mullet hunter back in the day.
mullets galore and fatchicksinpartyhats.com were my two favorite websites back in the day. Good old late 90's early 2000's internet comedy gold
jajajajaja
Norco neckwarmer!!!! Fuck ya!
I got an ape drape on my nuttsack. My lady has one on her shnizz!
So do I.
I WONDER WHAT WOULD YOUR GIRLFRIEND THINK SEEING HAVING AN APE DRAPE ON YOUR NUTSACK.
That's disgusting man, get that shit away!
Vabdals+mullets galore=RIP 90's
Trying grow mine back, since I've been shaving my head on either side.
I live just south of riverside and I haven't seen a mullet. Vandals, you're losing points for accuracy.
This song is pretty old. No one drapes anymore. The flat brimmed hat is the modern day mullet. You know what I'm saying brooooo!
Gray Amposta bent brims allllll day
+IPRRD M You just said you got an ape drape on your nutsack, man!
A mullet isn't an apedrape, and it's not a cali thing. an apedrape is a ponytail in the back
paultardspambot, but you usually undo that ponytail to reveal a magnificent mullet. my dad had one in the 80s.
HOLY SHIT. dude at 1:18
I think I saw my 1989 self
I've got Josh Freese hair!
Greetings from Riverside!!!
(Freese doesn't drum on The River, I just like it.)
I never said he sucked... I dig Good Charlotte. They're lyrics are super fucking corny but that's a part of the appeal. Check out My Old Man and The River.
Fkn classic! The only minor change I would make is:
"i've got a mullet yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to Rockingham and get one too
and then you'll have a mullet like i do"...
Rockingham = The birthplace of the Aussie Bogan.
Good idea! You should do whatever someone tells you!! Brilliant!
mullet with a tache...classic
my dad had a mullet
TIL this drummer played a Good Charlotte album.
My father liked queensryche. I guess thats why he had a mullet in high school. :)
the end is hella funny -i got josh freeze's hair..HEY HEY HEY!
I have a mullet
Wow this song takes me back!
lets bring the mullet back!!!!!
i go to school in riverside...everytime i see a mullet i think of this song
my girl friend just gave me a mullet stoned over the bathroom sink
2:51 a downs kid
i can just see all these people on cops lol
Make short at front and long at back.
3:03 mullet man on toilet playin guitAR!!!
Mohawk=mullet
Kenny Powers is the king of mullet.....
i love the last pic. Dennis Eckersly is the man and he still rocks the ape drape
Hahaha, Riverside and Norco!
@FlamingCannibal -- Very true! The guitarist is pretty bad-ass as well. Hell, The Vandals rock....plain & simple!
Go Josh!
i could be thrown out of the bad boy club!!!!!!!
0:53
This is what I got for raiding my dad's meth stash.
1:14 the best one
Fuck you Peter Burg!
closing with The Eck is awesome.
i went to riverside and still nothin. DAMN
veganmetalmilitia, your username is mighty.
josh freese = master...the drum cam on the show much go off is the best!
Yep. Definetly knuckle-dragging primates sporting the curtainrod Uni-brow. (Darwin was right)
I AM MULLETED.
Without a doubt, the biggest bunch of loonies in punk rock. Too funny for their own good & good god they do it well!!
Vandals FTW!!
everyone should have do's like this
That it is, perfect for some of my friends.
yep lol
I hope its the good kind of hilarious ;-)
man ur fucken hilarious!
XD i give you a thumbs up
well great comeback you have their (slow sarcastic clapping) :)
thanks i've been saving that come back for years.
wow thats amazing!!!!
but my names bojo, Watson, just kidding.
no shit sherlock
I've got forbidden hair, yes I do!
HA HA HA ITS ABOUT MULLETS!!!
i <3 the vandals
That means...YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
some people call it child abuse, i just call it bonding with ur dad
I half expected to see someone i was related to in this video. I love the Vandals
on my favorites list, hockey hair rocks vd infested ballsacks!
Awesomest damn thing ever. I love this song.