Vandals, The - Christmas Time For My Penis Lyrics




I see you've been feeling down
When I needed you, you've been around
So this year I've a Christmas surprise
That will make your spirits rise...

I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me
And when things seemed unclear - you did the thinking for me.

I owe you so much that its hard,
To repay you for all the good times
And I won't forget you this year...
It's Christmas time for my penis.

I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand
When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man

I owe you so much that its hard,
To repay you for all the good times
And I'm going to give you the joy
That you've earned this year pal...
It's Christmas time for my penis.

I owe you so much that its hard,
To repay you for all the good times
It's Christmas time for my penis.

I know you've been feeling down,
All pent up its so hard to breathe
Don't fret this Christmas-
You'll get the attention you need

I love you so much that it's hard,
To repay you for all the good times
We'll get whores and pornography-
Your special holiday, pal...
It's Christmas time for my penis.





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Vandals, The Christmas Time For My Penis Comments
  1. FireIsTheCIeanser

    Perfect song for Destroy Dick December

  2. Frank Smith

    Sounds like Weird Al

  3. Karl Hungus

    Merry xmas yall! Oi!

  4. fuck

    Lol yes

  5. jenningsslayer314

    Viva La Bam used this song. It was cut, but I had to look this song up.

    ValoXIII

    thats why im here lol

  6. my cock is tiny but,

    It's that time!

  7. Riley Wallace

    good christmas music from my favorite punk band haha just heard of this song

  8. Darren Lulka

    Not too late..."Merry Xmas bruthas!