Vandals, The - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S Lyrics




"C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath
"H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth
"R" is for your rectum that "I" fuck with my dick
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick

"S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum
"T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum
"M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me
"A" is for the agony of catching your vd
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick

"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my

Ding-dong merrily along
The chapel bells are ringing
Ding-dong merrily along
My fucking balls are swinging

Whoa, whoa whoa whoa...
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Whoa, whoa whoa whoa...
The chapel bells are ringing
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa...
My fucking balls are swinging





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  1. D.j.O'Connor

    Josh freeze is nasty

  2. FireIsTheCIeanser

    Merry Christmas y'all!!!!

  3. The Super Amazing Fun Time Gardening Channel

    More Christmas than Christmas Vacation

  4. Hugo César

    9 days to christmas

    Anna Mozatee

    7 days till Christmas for all penises!!

    The Super Amazing Fun Time Gardening Channel

    poop days till poopmiss

  5. E. Bear

    Awesome. Bought this CD the year it came out back in the 90's and still play it every holiday season. A superb album. Period

  6. Darryl Reilly

    Merry Christmas

  7. Justin Waggener

    who pissed on my presents

  8. ROBOCORNMAN

    NOTHING SAYS PUNK ROCK LIKE ORANGE COUNTY CALIFORNIA YEAH UNITY MY ASS.

  9. Frank K.

    Christmas time for my penis

  10. Kolob Canyon

    why does... he hit me with his cane

  11. duane drummond

    Fuck yeah. God bless Steve-o, even if he's not on here.

  12. M Dood

    thank you!!!! haven't heard this in a while

  13. jms21y

    Vandals Christmas music is best Christmas music

  14. Chase Z

    Nice reupload for the holidays m8 thanks

  15. dodge citycycles

    Hip Hip!

    dodge citycycles

    Happy Crimbus to myself...