Vandals, The - A Gun For Christmas Lyrics




Families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get them
But this Christmas rest assured that I will have my own protection

I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
If bad guys touch my property they won't leave here without a limp
Packing heat this Christmas and I'll shoot it off on New Year's Eve
Cause bullets go in outer space when pointed up I believe

A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud
It says that I will not take all of this bullshit lying down
I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my shit"

I will use my new weapon in self-defense and sport
And to keep the carolers off my god damn porch
And preventing Yuletide homicide's this year

I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause
Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because
I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my shit"

Christmas needs security, security is weapons
Vigilante action teaching criminals their lessons
It's the greatest gift we have taking out our rivals
Thank you Santa, thank you God for guaranteeing my survival

A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud
It says that I will not take all of this bullshit lying down
I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my shit"

I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause
Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because
I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my crap
Or I'll bust a cap in your ass!"





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Vandals, The A Gun For Christmas Comments
  1. Corey Ross

    Only the the best at Christmas music 🤣🤣🤣

  2. Ivan Periček

    What drug?

  3. Bmchaney Bmchaney

    Liberals Love their Constitutional Amendments and Protect others

  4. Frank Duvinage

    a true classic

  5. FIRE DEMON

    I love it

  6. Wesley Dickens

    At least they aren't singing "Baby it's Cold Outside."

  7. Crypto

    I love this even more now that I'm older

  8. FIRE DEMON

    Yes yes yes a thousand fucking times yes

  9. Travis Roberts

    A libertarian christmas

    REBEL 79

    Wow 🤯

  10. megamon a a

    "a bullet sends a christmas message that is clear and loud...", awesome lyrics.

  11. Meow Meow Meow ThisIsBatCountry

    😂😂😂👏👏👏👏 love it!

  12. Saint Muerte

    A NRA Christmas

  13. Bosskiller678

    Song starts 00:56