Van Canto - Battery Lyrics

Wtf is this $h!+

buckethead acapella please :D dont forget the kill switches!

Why? Because Bathafuck you! That's why! Still love this shit!

What have they doner to this masterpiece

De er bare så over fede !! Fed Guitar !! Kendt dem i så mange år.... Og 1 af de heldige har set dem....

From the good times of Van Canto.

Gothic emo kids are now adults, they make poser shit and call it metal! Getcha fuck out of here plz :)

It would be so hilarious if there are walls of death on their concerts!!! xD

so ridiculous yet so impressive. I thoroughly enjoyed this

Lo mas ridículo que he escuchado en mi vida.

This is, unironically, the funniest thing ever.

This could easily be the most stupid thing I’ve ever seen.

i mean, pure talent yo

SO AWESOME. listened to this for the first time with 15 years old. 10 years since, its still one of my favs.

Nobody at work understands why I start chanting "battery battery battery" every time I need to change the batteries in something.

Hahahaha

Atari atari batary batary

This is fuckin hilarious

Lol this is dumb as fuck

Napalm records: people like metal & people also like glee. What if we combined them?

I can't believe this has been on YouTube for 11 years and I am only just seeing this now!

BTW.. Check out the captions 😁😂

What’s the tone on the guitar?

Yo, guys. Put out a video for your Master of Puppets cover. I heard it for the first time in full today and was blown away by it.

Are you serious ? Is it a joke ?

Which one of you is the vocalist?
Yes.

re-buh-muh-tah! lmao, i'm surprised you guys aren't a meme yet.

You people look so much like Evanescence.

Lol so gay

Телка симпотная, а поют хуйню)

I dont like it. your all super talented! and amazing musicians. but I like heavy guitars lol

3:17 When she ridilidilin your diddy

とりあえずメタリカの影響はでかいようだな

Man people are silly.

I dunno..i was turned off when one of them actually sang the word: "Battery" over and over during the intro. Just sounded goofy. It reminded me of Bill Murray's lounge singer. He added his own lyrics, and the only lyrics in the intro was him singing "Star Wars..those crazy Star Wars, if they should bar Wars, let these Star Wars stayyyyy".

Shesgone

At first I was; This sucks. Then I heard it ten more times. This is fucking great! I'm grinning like an idiot.

This really sucks ! 👎

Holy fuck this is awful.

This is garbage

The girl is "tapa-tapa" 2:40 so made me obsessed.

3:19 damn that guy has impressive vocal chords

I’m not usually negative online but You can’t unhear the opening and it ruins the original for me, sorry

The hell? What is Lewis Brindley from Yogscast doing here?

The fu....

What exactly is she doing at 0:53?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH wtf is this

Does any one else always sing the BATARI BATARI bit when listening to the original?

Damn! our instruments didn't arrive at the airport...

please.i cant. someone delete this from the face of earth

Bate em mim

Can't tell if they're being serious or not, but it's pretty stoopid.

1.5x omg dead

Singer's Hetfield impression is impressive

wow what HIGH quality... lol nah

Saw these guys perform in hobart at pmw1 centre what a great night it was got a full appreciation for there skill set they blew the roof off

Esto es cierto? Que idiotas por favor compren instrumentos no pueden ser tan pelotudos.

How can they make it without laught

batter y

Damn the lead singer has one hell of a powerful voice!

0:14 - 1:08 is what I sing when I'm scouring the house looking for batteries to power my All New Ultra-Power Pocket Pussy Deluxe Edition number 5 with 12 new settings from Sensual to Rough Face fuck and unique all-new rubber synthetic technology. Now more than ever before it feels exactly like recieving a real blowjob with a pleasure level of your own choosing. The new pooling system makes cleaning it as simple as 1, 2 and you're done. Available now from all good Walmarts. The only problem I ever found with it was it took 25 batteries to power it for 5 minutes. But what a 5 minutes it is. Global Warming will kill us all.

Double A’s bitches

play this when:

when someones phone dies

when the tv remote stops working

when someone is annoyed.. and keep playing it whenever they're annoyed.. it will anchor a trigger to become annoyed whenever they hear it.

when someone owns a tesla and they're down to their last 100 miles/kms and need to charge and the charger is like 101 kms away.. and play on repeat until they arrive at home or at least a supercharger..

when you just want to feel awesome.

Batri doli?

"When I grow up I want to be a guitar."

I never expected this to be anywhere near as good as it was. And I came in with high hopes

I honestly don't know if this is serious or a joke

заводилочка

Horrible! So sad!

Rin din din din din rin din din din din rin din din din din rin din din din din battery battery

I LOVE IT! 🤘

This song makes me feel like they are doing a chant

Pure shit... Horrible

че там соболев делает

Oh My God! This is incredible!

is this serious?

felipe sena it’s serious. If it’s stupid but it works then it’s not stupid.

Que estupidez esta!!!! No puedo creer que exista gente que paguen por ir a ver estos pendejos.. esto es verle la cara al publico!!!

Wtf? Qué mierda es esto?

embarrassing...

What that fuck is this shitt?.... morons

4:46 😂 creo que seria mas aceptable escuchar una canción de Reggaeton por accidente en la radio que esto 😣😣😣😣😣

Bathory bathory

What the hell....I thought it was a joke...

ok wtf is happening to metal??

Best solo EVER!

“Guitar” solo is something awesome

lobos has send me

Wie geil ist DAS denn? Sogar schneller als das Original! Natürlich haben einige wieder wie immer was zu motzen....aber ich will ja keine Coverversion hören die klingt wie das Original, eine Coverversion macht für mich DANN Sinn, wenn ich sie höre wie es irgendjemand in SEINEM Stil covert!

shitttttttttttttt

The solo was great. Very good that they use real drums. The best if they stopped imitating birds, just instruments 🤘

Not real drums.

練り練り練りり

May I have the lyrics of the guitar, please? Or maybe the tabs of the voice?

переколбасЁЁ

You should be ashamed to call your yourselves musicians. Disgraceful.

*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW*

only true artist in this band is none of them drummer yeah he can drum rest are just wanna be's don't get me wrong the singers can sing hell I don't care any more

Drum machine, not real drums.

another bad version...gosh dang.