Vampires Everywhere! - Take Me To Church Lyrics






My lover's got humour
She's the giggle at a funeral
Knows everybody's disapproval
I should've worshipped her sooner

If the Heavens ever did speak
She is the last true mouthpiece
Every Sunday's getting more bleak
A fresh poison each week

"We were born sick," you heard them say it

My church offers no absolutes
She tells me, "Worship in the bedroom."
The only heaven I'll be sent to
Is when I'm alone with you

I was born sick, but I love it
Command me to be well
Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen.

Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
Take me to church

If I'm a pagan of the good times
My lover is the sunlight
To keep the Goddess on my side
She demands a sacrifice

Drain the whole sea
Get something shiny
Something meaty for the main course
That's a fine looking high horse
What you got in the stable?
We've a lot of starving faithful

That looks tasty
That looks plenty
This is hungry world

Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins, so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins, so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
Take me to church

No masters or kings
When the ritual begins
There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin
In the madness and soil
Of that sad earthly scene
Only then I am human
Only then I am clean
Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen.

Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen.

Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
Take me to church





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  1. A.... ....

    Hell yeah

  2. D.... C....

    Hurra for Alex 🤟

  3. �.... A....

    İnsanın içine işliyor

  4. J.... W....

    love this version!

  5. J.... B....

    I wish Alex would still scream :)

  6. R.... ....

    ...A decent verse, but then, suddenly, FUCK, it's still millenial.

  7. I.... r....

    I don't get why there is so much hate this is awesome

  8. E.... M....

    much Much that's better Original i love it 💀👻😈❤⚫

  9. J.... M....

    This sounds better than the original & all the other covers

  10. A.... A....

    I like the original better, but this one does sound good.

  11. T.... l....

    this is just terrible. ..

  12. G.... ....

    I MET THEM I WILL FOREVER BE THE ONLY 12 YEAR OLD THAT WENT TO THE CONCERT :D THERE REALY NICE well Michal had a hangover and he didn't want to leave the van

  13. U.... ....

    This biggest issue with their old albums was that the lead singer couldn't sing back then; this is an improvement but they need to find their style.

  14. A.... H....

    this is so cool

  15. k.... ....

    So fucking bad

  16. M.... D....

    mikey likey.

  17. S.... A....

    michael ❤❤❤❤

  18. C.... ....

    I love you Michael Vampire! I love you Alex Koehler! I love you Mattie Hoffman!

  19. K.... D....

    I love Alex Koehler.

    K.... D....

    Why do you love Alex Koehler? Tell me. Did someone say to Alex is "what is the band Chelsea Grin about?"

  20. D.... K....

    When is Alex's part

    D.... K....

    +Megaï thanks

    D.... K....

    More like 2:14
    He's the one who sounds like a monster, you can't miss him lol.

  21. s.... r....

    this is better than the actual song❤

  22. M.... ....

    AWWSOME!!! luv it!!

  23. T.... s....

    my lovers got humor she use to gigle at a funrel knows everybodys disprovel i should of worshiped here sooner if the heavens did speak she the last true mouth peice every sun is geting mourge bleed morer than freash poised each week we were born sick heard them say it :( amen take me to church ill worship like a dog on a saterday night i belived death is reath kakona ill give you my life D:(

  24. T.... s....

    qwertysdfgzxcvb

  25. H.... G....

    this is awful. why alex? this song is bad =(

  26. J.... M....

    I came for alex

    J.... M....

    I came for michael

  27. S.... ....

    a great waste of alex voice, but i can take some funny of this music kk

  28. D.... K....

    My preorder came in today :) loving this shit

  29. E.... ....

    why not not ft. tyler carter, or jonny craig or chris motionless ? more suitable i guess

    E.... ....

    +Randy Evan I guess because they're all different to this musical style.

    E.... ....

    @Lethal Toast chris motionless pretty much the same

    E.... ....

    fuck jonny craig and chris motionless. koehler is the man

    E.... ....

    Did I just hear Chris Motionless?

  30. m.... b....

    my love is vampire everywhere

  31. L.... C....

    a way better version... <3

    L.... C....

    I know right

    L.... C....

    Leah Camponion YASS!!!

  32. d.... ....

    I'm glad they went a different direction, the last album was way to dirty and dark.

  33. S.... s....

    love this song

  34. P.... D....

    moc pěkná písnička

  35. C.... L....

    Not bad. I'm so happy to hear something new from them. Love you guys (especially you michael).

  36. D.... K....

    Awesome!!!!

  37. C.... C....

    This sounds awesome

  38. J.... M....

    this sucks... no vampires everywhere and Chelsea grin are way to different

    J.... M....

    I like both bands so I'm not complaining.

  39. T.... M....

    First album was alright.

  40. T.... M....

    Garbage ass lyrics. Vampires that will always suck dick for eternity.

    T.... M....

    It's a cover

  41. E.... C....

    DO NOT LISTEN!

  42. E.... C....

    garbage. TRASH!

  43. A.... R....

    FINALLY! a rock version of this song :)

    A.... R....

    Ary Rose leo moracchioli did way better

  44. f.... �....

    ... Not what I expected. I expected this to be heavy but... Alex and gentle ass lollipop music? What the fuck. What the fuck is this. Nope. Nope. Goin somewhere else. Like to I declare war. Or fit for an autopsy. Not this gentle pussy shit.

    f.... �....

    +Frosty TheLion yeah I know whatcha mean, I was listening to WhiteChapel then this xD I mean I like this but it's a huge change between music

    f.... �....

    father of lies is pretty nice. lots of talent in whitechapel.

    f.... �....

    I feel the same what the fuck. I like vampires Everwhere and I like Chelsea grin. So I was like fuck it I'll listen to it. No. Worst of both my god. Even the regular son is better. And I hate that son. worst cover.

    f.... �....

    i just dont like gentle music 

    f.... �....

    So fucking beautiful song💀⚫👻😈🔥🎸

  45. I.... B....

    didn't like the original, but this one sounds superb.

  46. L.... K....

    shit terrible.

  47. L.... K....

    shit terrible.

  48. A.... Y....

    So good!

  49. B.... B....

    You sound like Chris from Motionless In White. Nice cover!

  50. E.... ....

    💜💜💜

  51. c.... ....

    Hopefully you guys will go to warped this year

    c.... ....

    they're performing in my town this month

  52. N.... L....

    Got this song on repeat, awesome song.

  53. a.... m....

    Oh my gosh this is hot 😍😍

  54. l.... r....

    Love this cover

  55. E.... C....

    I'd rather Donald Trump become president then ever listen to that shit again.

    E.... C....

    @gabriel trajano Bruh I heard Evolve and never listened to them again. I'm sure it took skill and talent to make the album but just couldn't get used to it. I ended with My Damnation.

    E.... C....

    @Eraserhead That's your opinion then. End at My Damnation. No need to talk shit about their newer stuff. We already have too much elitist in this world.

    E.... C....

    @Eraserhead Ain't even talking about shit. Was respecting your opinion but you decided to act like a kid who feels like he knows everything. Great deal, my friend. You're from the Philippines, I reckon?

    E.... C....

    @Eraserhead But you just did cry like a bitch. Ain't gonna talk shit about Slayer too. They are miles above but as for you. You are no different from these kids who think that Bieber or 1D are gods in music. No offense against the artists.

    E.... C....

    +Eraserhead you're just being a tool. Like we get it, you think you're taste is superior to others when it's completely subjective. You bitch about how something sounds but 9/10, you can't even play an instrument so piss off dude.

  56. A.... S....

    Pretty damn epic 💪🏻😜 I dig it!!

  57. E.... G....

    Amazing song VE! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  58. A.... R....

    I love this song (´×ω×`)

  59. A.... R....

    I <3 vampires everywhere

  60. t.... ....

    These guys are trying too hard. lol So pathetic.

  61. J.... S....

    Alex Koehler is Fucking Brutal !!!! Awesome work VE!

  62. G.... B....

    This is awesome.Love it!

  63. K.... ....

    Interesting cover. I never thought Michael Vampire would choose to cover this song. I'm looking forward to hearing what the new VE album is going to sound like.

    K.... ....

    I think he's going towards more of a rock n' roll sound, he posted a little teaser on his instagram, I have high hopes haha.

  64. K.... B....

    Oh god, so fucking in love with this! Soooooo good💜

  65. t.... ....

    love this

  66. K.... A....

    yesssss sooo good

  67. D.... D....

    Siiiiiick. Good stuff, guys.