Upchurch - Rap Devil Freestyle Lyrics
Like, this whole country music thing, I don't get it, man
It's like not even real music, man
There's no real lyricist or nothin', so I don't know why he's wastin' his time, you know
Shut up and sit down, motherfucker (yeah)
Country rap just got hip tossed
And soufflé hit in its thick jaw
I wanna play some fuckin' games
Gonna change my rap name to Jigsaw (uh huh)
'Cause I just wanna get big y'all
Work my way to the big stars (alright)
Then tell 'em all to go fuck themself
I voted Trump and built big walls (check)
Got a big mouth and big balls
'Cause I'm sick of gettin' looked over
With my farmer's tan and my southern drawl (hey y'all)
That's why my songs are a fuckin' brawl
Like Roadhouse, kick the jokes out
I'm a generous guy, given no clout
Which one is it y'all don't know about (easy)
'Cause I'll chew 'em up and I'll spit 'em out
Like uncooked meat at a steakhouse
Then tell the person who made this crap
I'ma need to get my refund now (sorry)
I'm feelin' inspired by the gunner's bullets
Even though my boots don't lace up
It's R.H.E.C., E.S.T
Mr. Cheatham County don't change up
Dirty white boy from a one horse town
Got everybody lookin' like, "Dang, son!"
And I'm feelin' like an atomic bomb
And I'm blowin' up my accomplishments
Hollerin' whatever the fuck I want
In this microphone, dog, honestly (uhh)
'Cause my competition is noddin' out
And they're gettin' weak at the sight of me (oh)
Lookin' slumped over like some fuckin' pumpkins
On your porch, months after Halloween (ha ha ha)
Y'all turnin' gray, I'm guttin' y'all
And hittin' the fryin' pan with every seed
Damn, I'm such a bunghole
Somebody go grab the T.P
I ain't finna wipe, I'm rollin' Elm Street
I'm that ghost appearin' in your fuckin' dreams
My rap album's like horror films
Dog, Freddy Krueger fuckin' scared of me
Yeah, everybody got a damn opinion
Ain't we all just some assholes (uh huh)
Y'all wanna be the biggest one
I'll throw diarrhea at your household
Bitch, get the fuck off of my lawn
Like I'm pushin' 70 with a Gran Torino
I can't understand a thing y'all say
Like a El Camino full of damn amigos
Allá vega, grab the aloe vera
This is like a midget versus Matt Serra
Yeah, I'm kickin' ass like my name McGregor
Got 'em thinkin' "Who the fuck is this fella?"
I'm Upchurch, got 'em butthurt
I rock rebel flags and don't give a shit
My career got a clean title
Level lookin' higher than your daddy's lift kit (bbrraa)
People askin' me how I got the juice
I'm like, "I don't let people drink after me" (nope)
Actually let me pour you a cup
And add a bit of this antifreeze
Eh, bro, why the shaky knees?
Nobody in this lane want it with me
Not even a small cup of Chinese tea
I'm sick in the head but the rhymes I spit
Got asian guys like, "Hory Shit!"
Got black dudes like "Goddamn!"
Got white people with rich kids
Lookin' at me shakin' they jugheads (oh my God)
Got the trailer park thumpin' like Talladega
Happens every day of the week
And I still say I might do it for Dale
Even though my logo is red as shit
I'ma suck the life out of you
I'm more spectacular than Dracula
Some shit I write is so dark
My manager thinks I need counselors
But fuck the help and fuck the shelf
You can't fuck me, I can only fuck myself (uhh)
Go ahead, run full force
I'll throw a dildo into your vocal chords
Then say, "Stoney, stop this beat"
(Why these haters chokin' for?) Hah
(Ghost, I'm a ghost, I'm a ghost)
UP
MOTHER
FUCKING
CHURCH
CHURCH
CHURCH
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Upchurch - E.D.K.H.
- Upchurch - Aww Shit
- Upchurch - Arm & Hammer (Redneck Remix)
- Upchurch - Alpha Omega (Redneck Remix)
- Upchurch - 0-100 (Redneck Remix)
- Upchurch - Seraphim
- Upchurch - Holy Ghost
- Upchurch - Back N Forth
- Upchurch - Everybody Knows
- Upchurch - Legends
- Upchurch - Us
- Upchurch - Hooligan
- Upchurch - Beef (Remix)
- Upchurch - BILLY (Remix)
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Upchurch Rap Devil Freestyle Comments
This shit is fire
you got a fan in Belgium mate , first artist in years i like . keep up doing great music and funny videos
Got everyone lookin like DANG SONNNN
Oh my satan!!!!! Why the feck have I been sleeping on ya upchurch lol ya dope bro for real
aww damn, i was hoping for a southern horrorcore style rap. (RIP Lord Infamous)
BUILD THE WALL FUGGIN!!
machine gun kelly: makes rap devil
upchurch: hold my beer
This track so fire, Lucifer said here you go sir Upchurch, your throne is warmed up for you.
Someone needs to make an animated video to this like the Gorillaz that would be amazing just following the lyrics to the song
🔥❤🔥JUST STAY TRUE TO YOURSELF🔥❤🔥
Fucking Upchurch 😂 love it
Still waiting for this shit to be out on Spotify!
Always bumpin this the fuckin catipillar dump truck er day
He pretty much just fucked Eminem and MGK cuz this shit was better than both of their dis tracks. 💯💯
What’s next ? Jeffery star producing lil uzis next kpop record ? This dude is generic in every genre he attempts . He needs to just stop making music period because he sounds exactly like the last three Blake’s 😂
FIRE SHIT !!!!!! still rockin it. I bet MGK is jammin this shit too.
This mfer right here, he's better than Eminem any day of the week! He's fucking awesome!👌✌️
I ROCK REBEL FLAGS AN DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!
Been blasting my 12s to this shit from day one!!! 🍻🔥🔥🐓🐓🤘🤘
Funny how em ain’t got nothing to say on this. Because he knows church will destroy him
almost 2020 still blasting upchurch daily
Everyone think upchurch could meet up too em for one I'm not saying upchurch is bad but nobody is better than Em, Eminem is the god of rap and has never lost a rap battle so just STFU...
Im here after listening to nick cannons dis track to clean my ears out!
Same here bro
Yassss! This song is 🔥 he starts these songs off like he's straight up having a conversation with his skins then spits 🔥💯💜
Ryan Upchurch fucking rocks
respect for voting trump
Squeals:what these haters choking for
Sped up is low key fire
Love the MGK ref, EST baby.
Big favorite. I listen to it almost every day lol.
Hahaha I'll throw a dildo in your vocal coards.
Fuckin with the so called devil- brotha lynch say something about it....word to the wise don't be fucking with that darkside...lest you armored and prayed up .
You killed it but you already now that brother 🤘🏻
Bruh my guy needs to come to Connecticut
Eat that cornbread
Today 2345
2:10 was that a cleetus McFarland reference?
Garbage
I think he should do a theme song for the next re-election 2020 and send it to TRUMP!!
Jellyrolls mgk diss is better than any
Even upchurch beat mgk!
The folks who hate this are MGK Fans 🤣😂🤦🏼♀️ go Church 🙌🏼👏🏼
What's really funny is when Isee ppl do a reaction video of this when he says "damn I'm such a bung hole somebody go grab the tp" an they laughing they don't realize the reference to beavis and butt head LMAO....... Hell yeah 90s .....RHEC
😂👍🇺🇸
Like if this is pure 🔥🔥🔥💯💯🔌🔌🔌
Ryan Upchurch respect homie this shit is lit
i try to rap like this too so i can apricait covers like these
keep it up and have a nice weekend brother ✊✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
I really gotta order one of these shirts
I'm curious to what he has coming in 2020 he mentioned it in quite a few songs!!! I'm sure it's going to be bad ass!!!!
Upchurch helped my depression, thanks mate😎
this song is a huge stand for country rappers just coming up thank you for standing up for the lil ppl thx church
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏👏👏
Gotta wonder if this has hit Eminem’s radar
November 2019 and this shit is ON FIRE! move over Em
@TearsOf Blood he better be
@sparsh music producer people ride this niggas nuts way too much, like come on yo be realistic this ain't even better th an mgks let alone ems
@TearsOf Blood yeah it is
Michael Thompson he’s good but em would body him.
TearsOf Blood Killshot wasn’t as good as most Em songs
Yo hes gonna fucking destroy mikel knight XD
#mgk come at em I wanna see what happens
November 2019 and I’m still listen this remix is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
the bevis and buthole reference tho
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
like a midget vs matt serra ... lol im hammed on fireball and JUST noticed that line...GO UFC
Your so great ryan. ...i love your music
Give all new meaning to {Road Housin' It In Tha Dirty South"} Upchurch Rocks " Creek Squad" Your The Best!!! 💯
Church for president
Skylor Jordan I agree 🇺🇸🇺🇸🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
"I can't understand a thing I say like an el camino full of damn amigos" damn, nice...
2045 anyone?✌️😂😂
This is from the real rap devil by chainz but this still dope
Why these maters towin for?
Idk
It’s not bad, but It wasn’t my type
Love the bung hole n beavis n butthead part
Listen to it everyday lol
We need a song with upchurch and MGK 😬
YouTube got to do better lol like 1 year later only I'm hearing this
2 months till 2020 @ still jamming out to this
Fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥damn
Anyone notice that the font on the thumbnail is from DOOM?
Bumping upchurch at work all day long 2019
Like for 2019 oct 23
Dang im such a bung hole some body go grap the tp
lookin slumped over like some fuckiin pumpkins...
Still loving this 10-21-2019 😀
1:57 Lol
Funny thing I actually have a 1976 ford torino 2dr hard top
The roadhouse line and when Em said one call to insterscope and you’re swayze 🤯🤯
Love this still
Hey said I throw a dildo at your vocal cords,… Why are these haters choking for??! 🤣🤣💀
any one in 2019 sill rockin
Your acting like this is 20 years old or something 😂
Hunter Craig Hell yeah
Fuk yeah,Killtucky daily
Been playing all these dis tracks this week lol
Hunter Craig yep
I admit.... I've been in love with this guy for years 😍😍😍
This that life after death flow
I swear Upchurch, eminem and a few others are the only lyricists I know
I turned on the captions and they couldn't keep up
Shit i cant either
Check out Grizzy Hendrix 💯
@Jacob Blackmore ok
look up token.
1:58. Had me dead
I nicknamed myself jigsaw cause I solve puzzles in carry weight with overalls
:) I would've said it this way, love your music church
Head banger
Garbage af my guy.
Why is this not on iTunes?
🔥🔥🔥🔥☄️💥
Over a year later and this still makes me cringe hard af, Thanks!