Upchurch - Fire Man (Remix) Lyrics






Church
We kickin' it old school today motherfucker

Man fuck hip-hop in the back of a pickup
With the dome light on blow, job full of hiccups
I'ma smash Waffle House, I ain't even gon' tip 'em
'Cause the Ville hella nasty, parkin' lot look like a meetup
And the server got no gloves, bitches yellin' in the booth
'Cause they hit the strip all night like Lito when he on that Goose
Metro boomin' on second I paid to park at the Hooters
And all the knee caps on short dudes ridin' electrical scooters
Yeah, I am no thug, I never sold a drug
Know nothin' 'bout a plug unless it's for my heater bro
You'll need a 40 foot ladder, some indestructible scaffold's
A roller pole set up the sides of both the fuckin' twin towers
To even touch me
Even then I blow a kiss and it's disaster
I mail voodoo dolls to haters then I go and grab the magic
Put your head inside a cauldron then I whip it in the kitchen
Like a witch up in the bayou spellcastin' and frog giggin'
Nah I'm just kiddin', or maybe I'm not
No bullshit on my lily pad I'm consumin' the lightenin' bug
To see the trenches on my path filled with logical lighters
If you ain't got the matches don't threaten me with the start a fire
'Cause I'ma grab the flame thrower steal the fuel from every Petro
Set the fire to rain like that old ass Adele song
Like dude where's my car Ashton Kutcher pass the bong
Yo your sitcom looks exactly like my motherfuckin' farm, bro
I turn it to a artist who goes to sleep and dreams of lucid things
I wake up show the world for for the 3D on the TV screen
Country boy slick, I ain't even gotta yodel
Still go to Wally World, but only as a stoner
Yeah, my bitch a Puerto Rican so you know she cooks that gumbo
I don't Netflix and chill, I loadin' screen and bend her over
I'm puff passin' on that clover, she get brain up in my Rover
Got 200 on the dash I'm Dwayne the Rock Upchurch
Hooligan with a Cowl hood, look like shit but I smell good
I'm fast and I'm furious, but right now I'm just chillin' man
I talk shit 'bout spittin' bars, while I do a really long handstand
You can call me an asshole but that's not what my ass said
I rap for real reasons the game has some wack assets
I stay runnin' the track complete your half fat ass prints
I root for my team no glitter glue or fag hashtag
Don't compare me to no one but one day I'll be a rap dad
Mind of a computer appetite just like a hyper-beast
Don't walk a trail of happy feet, yeah they're cold but also weak
I polarize the streets like a polar bear off the leash
I am what I said I was so here's this fuck you to your face
My last track was so bad I had to load it on Pornhub
Had a thousand likes and the commies said "Hard bruh"
Skeet-skeet motherfucker like a club in on two
Impala steady bumpin' whatcha-whatcha gonna do?
I'ma act a damn full whatcha think I'm gonna do
On some Nashville shit, party 'til your poops scoop
Down on Broadway with a cowboy hat bedazzled back to back
That your ass stole from a fuckin' gas station rack
Bud Light don't get you end up with that metro noise
Streets crawin' and "Hey y'allin'" with them redneck boys
Oh I'm not talkin' 'bout nothin' right, I don't flow or even rhyme tight
Bitch you're mad that I'm whiter than white and I fuckin' spit spikes
I dress like a bum but I still drive a Lamborghini
Every chick who ever dumped me prolly wishin' that they didn't
Yeah, back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me
Back then I was a laughin' stock and now I am that honkey
Now I am that froggy, now I am pissed off
Know a couple folks gettin' bitch smacked when I walk up in the Tin Roof
Like the good ol' days Jay Cox and T. McCoy
Y'all had the whole sidewalk yellin' shit, "Worldstar"
I'm used to be in the nights when findin' him is not likely
Fuck a hater 'til he has my babies and they look like me
I say what I wanna say 'cause nobody gonna say it for me
Son I'm tri-star raised what the hell you expect homie?
It was quick beds, brunettes, five nines, paychecks
Six pack, one phone, searchin' for a little hometown honey
Let's go blow my truck up get it in the mud and waste my money
Fuck it, it came off Craigslist for like five hundie
Yeah, you and me go fishin' in the dark
Lyin' in the grass and smokin' a log
Just put your perfume on before I take you to the steps
If your dad asks it ain't my fault you smell like Aerosmith (Church)

Dixie land, Dixie-Dixie land
Ayy, you can roll one up but I'ma smoke you out
Dixie land, Dixie-Dixie land
Ayy, you can roll one up but I'ma smoke you out
Church, Church, Church
Stone baby Stone biotch





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  1. b.... ....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  2. C.... R....

    Love this one..!! 🔥

  3. b.... l....

    Hell yaaaa put this on blast . Church church church got you blasting out the speakers here in Colorado

  4. A.... W....

    Church makes me feel good dumb

  5. A.... W....

    More Metal remixes

  6. N.... H....

    You can load it & bend it over
    My mama said, it's okay cause I'm old enough LOL but she needs to meet you first she says LOL

  7. S.... H....

    This is FIRE ! HA HA HA , No shit love it Church .

  8. A.... R....

    i love you for this!!!!!! fire af

  9. t.... ....

    This shit is slammin dam

  10. J.... A....

    Im the waterman Wuhahahahahahaha

    J.... A....

    John Adams 😂😂😂😂😂🤘🏼

  11. K.... D....

    Listen to upchurch in my loader all day

  12. i.... p....

    Hahaha. . fukin rights !!

  13. T.... A....

    I freaking love this song! Keep it going upchurch! Love your style and your shit!

  14. B.... S....

    Strait out cold kreek swinging tamahalks and ball pined hammers maybe even a dirty drywall knife.get your KABAR out

  15. J.... H....

    To lit !

  16. R.... P....

    Bring on the little skins💯💯💯

  17. T.... L....

    Always been my favorite remix stay cool fuggin

  18. W.... B....

    Hooligan with acal, hinting at the new album

  19. T.... B....

    Yessir burning it up I don't think there's a song of yours that I can skip through without listening to the full thing thanks for the music I could seriously just put on a playlist of yours and wouldn't have to skip or forward through any of itI can listen to every single one of your songs from start to finish and I'm one of those channel flippers know what I'm saying the guy that changes TV 15 times in 15 minutes trying to watch 15 shows at once but mad because he missed that' one cuz the dumbass commercials so for me to be able to stick to reaction video or music whatever it is that you do I make sure to watch it all the way through cuz it's worth my time I know get a good laugh out of it thank you for sharing

  20. A.... D....

    I honestly have to say im in love with this version way better then Lil Wayne's version !!!

  21. R.... R....

    All i play is Upchurch cuz All i play is fire. Fire fire fire. And then. Some more fire #Creeksquad

  22. B.... M....

    Rap demon

  23. w.... p....

    Yes! Fuckin nasty!

  24. H.... M....

    Shout out to the gas man that's me from Alabama fam

  25. s.... b....

    Holy shit 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😙💨🌲

  26. J.... B....

    Turn upchurch on everyday keep it up skin u r bad ass

  27. r.... A....

    I was actually riding by a Hooters when listening to this 😂😂what a coincidence

  28. K.... W....

    No bullshit on my lilliepad? 😂😂 I love it😂

  29. J.... _....

    CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

    J.... _....

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

  30. J.... d....

    🐿 here is a little squirrel for 377 incels with hurt feelings.
    This squirrel loves you...
    Hey man, the #CreekSquad ain't hateful 😎👌🇺🇸

  31. J.... d....

    LMFAO 377 DOWN?
    That's a riot! This song is BANGIN', Church must have pissed somebody off again
    #CreekSquad4Life 🌾

  32. M.... S....

    I call bull shut. You can't smoke me out!

  33. R.... I....

    I love the he has a pipe wrench on the desk like what the hell is he doing with that in the mic room lol

  34. T.... A....

    Heading over to Adam.... 💜🦋💚🤙🏻🇺🇸
    Y'all got this bro!

  35. T.... A....

    🤣🤣🤣🤣💜🦋💚🤙🏻🇺🇸 smoke!!!

  36. G.... C....

    706 CREEKER

  37. F.... ....

    Is this anyone else's favorite Upchurch song?

  38. R.... S....

    I love Ryan Upchurch. Fuck the little haters that dont agree.

  39. J.... Y....

    Your Remixes are 🔥

  40. N.... W....

    Straight fire up church I’ve been listening to music for years good vibes great lyrics awesome music great family Keep doing it bro I love your music #rollinstoned

  41. M.... S....

    Rawk!On Tennessee Vols

  42. T.... A....

    She gives me brain In my Rover

  43. B.... I....

    Yoo-Hoo ,a pipe wrench ,a computer and a lighter!🤔 ,🔥🐓Willie what Skills you Have👊

  44. J.... D....

    put this on spotify

  45. s.... w....

    Need these on Apple Music !!!!

  46. F.... W....

    Hahahahhahahah had to load your last track on pornhub hahahahahahahahaah

  47. F.... W....

    Hahahahah nice remix this shit keep ne laughing.

  48. J.... R....

    Lil Wayne listening to this 🔥 " this skin is dope"

  49. A.... -....

    Lmfao!!
    Man fuck hip hop
    in the back of a pickup
    with the dome light on blowjob full of hiccups..
    From the opening line to the very end this was just ridiculous keep it up homie.

  50. h.... r....

    Damn church take a toke for me shit damnit man

  51. g.... w....

    Rise up

  52. j.... m....

    @ Ryan Upchurch you fuck with Allstar? I mean Starlito wait Lito.

    j.... m....

    josh main yezzir!

  53. J.... G....

    Cowboy hat bedazzled back to back....

  54. J.... G....

    Construction is all I can say

  55. A.... A....

    One day a "Rap Dad"?!?!? You gonna be a pops bro?

  56. A.... N....

    MIKE JONES!!! LUV IT!

  57. R.... K....

    F........I.........r. .......e Church

    R.... K....

    Let her rip tater!

  58. B.... W....

    When I miss this?

  59. G.... r....

    🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

  60. T.... 4....

    BUH-RUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  61. W.... N....

    Church spit this song hard hell

  62. C.... J....

    Can I stay s***

  63. M.... G....

    Always 🔥🔥 church you’ll always be the best mf out there much love #Skinshit

  64. C.... T....

    Upchurch is a badass!

  65. J.... P....

    I still wanna know what the pipe wrench is for...
    Or who?
    😂🤣😂🤣

  66. S.... C....

    Yoohoo! Yeah buddy!

  67. M.... A....

    BRUHH... DOOOOOOOPEEEEEE

  68. y.... t....

    Lil wayne is a loser. He wiped his ass on the American Flag. Fk him.

  69. S.... G....

    Better than lil wayne's version

  70. C.... H....

    Anyone here watch part 7 of the ranch yet?

  71. G.... ....

    Shit fire as f y’all 🔥🔥💯💯

  72. a.... C....

    I respect the fact you got a puerto rican woman. Im puerto rican myself as well. The favorite song i like from you upchurch is rap devil and nutshell. I also enjoy listening to Katie Noel shes a motivational person and a great rapper/singer. Adam Calhoun is good as well.

  73. D.... R....

    The real 🔥man

  74. m.... q....

    Church this is veire keep up the good work bro hard bro hard hit me up sometime let's go get in a mud get dirty I I've got a 2017 Dodge ram hemi 4 wheel drive ready to get in the mud let's go by the way I'm in Orlando Florida

  75. m.... q....

    Hey church I'm glad to say I'm a member of the Creek squad You spits lames dude hard bro

  76. m.... q....

    Hey up church if you read this I have been pushing your ship up for you you spit flames dude keep it up put out some more stuff Mr. Bhatt a** I have gotten the rooster necklace all gold and at the your ship is the best out there let me know hit me up sometime thanks church ideas brother ideas

  77. D.... K....

    Hey bro come help my state, west Virginia, nettie, help me get on the map, help me change this state

  78. h.... ....

    UpChurch feel free to use this in a song “ I’m going off all my natural senses and I can sense that all y’all are a bunch of natural bitches”

  79. T.... ....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  80. j.... w....

    Just u understand if nobody ever told u as anything positive about what u do that im a 42 year old man and ive been a fan of rap and hip hop my whole life. Also i rap myself and to be honest im a beast in my own right but u inspire me even tho you're younger. U put together a great mixture of country rock and rap and even though in this particular song it was strictly rap i wanted to let u know that u reach people inside and outside of the rap genre alot more than u may know. Im from Cincinnati Ohio and ive been a suburban slash city boy my whole life and have been stuck on mostly rap ever since it came about yet ur music has majorly influenced me to listen to more than just that genre. That says alot considerin im old school and its hard to get me to chsnge. Pleass just know that u have at least one true down to earth fan that always likes ur music

  81. D.... B....

    💣🔥

  82. R.... D....

    can plz at 3:00 to 3:15 said you dont drive a lambo chevy or ford no you can not

  83. 8.... ....

    I like the mike jones line . back then they didn't want me now im hot they all on me

  84. J.... M....

    Luv the ending... U can roll one up.. but I'm gonna smoke u out...dddddddixeland

  85. D.... D....

    Did you name drop Burnette's? Those BBQ sandwiches tho 👌

  86. C.... C....

    Im dwayne the rock upchurch

  87. T.... o....

    Is that a big ass can of.lightwr fluid or goof off on your speaker bruh you trying to be to lit don't burn shit down now skin also like to new computer

  88. B.... S....

    I haven't come across 1 song by upchurch that hasn't been added to my playlist and know them all word for word. Every genre he has stepped to he's killed it and I'm digging it. This man's a legend

  89. J.... M....

    Man Fuck Hip Hop.....that's the intro

  90. J.... R....

    I'm that witch skin!! Yee yee RHEC!!

  91. N.... S....

    I'm a new sub. I haven't listened to a song repeatedly in quite a while! I had my 71 yr old mom listen. She said he's good 🔥👍✌

  92. B.... L....

    YOUTH GONE WILD REMIX THAT SHIT DAWG

  93. E.... E....

    You ever come to Ohio?

  94. B.... L....

    Man fuck hip hop fr drop some old school country remixes

  95. D.... t....

    Love this too..
    You are too freakin awesome! Keep bein' real. Don't change!

  96. L.... B....

    "still go to Wally world,but only as a stoner" that's one of my fav parts of this song