Upchurch - Alcoholic Shrink Lyrics






There's a cave in the valley with a spirit inside (A spirit inside)
And when you take a look his way all you see is red eyes (See is red eyes)
He never emerges just forever stands (Forever stands)
Into the souls of the passin' through the prairie down there (The prairie down there)

It's not all picket fences
It's not all smiles and waves
The preacher preaches on Sunday
But what happens on Saturdays?
Yeah, Jesus drank wine, I smoke pot
The television makes you wanna drink
So thank God for makin' me my own alcoholic shrink (Uh)

There's a man at the dead-end, tryna kill me even more
He's got my bodies toxic love sittin' in the top of his dresser drawer
I have the mind to take these last dollars to my name
Run my truck into his house and some more
And then I take that poison and feed it to the river
The front man kills the sheep no more

It's not all picket fences
It's not all smiles and waves
The preacher preaches on Sunday
But what happens on Saturdays?
Yeah, Jesus drank wine, I smoke pot
The television makes you wanna drink
So thank God for makin' me my own alcoholic shrink (Uh)

Take me to jail, throw me in a cell
For burnin' crack dealers houses all the way down
Take me to jail, throw me in a cell
For burnin' crack dealers houses all the way down

It's not all picket fences (No, no)
It's not all smiles and waves (No, no, no, no, no)
The preacher preaches on Sunday
But what happens on Saturdays? (Whoa)
Yeah, Jesus drank wine, I smoke pot
The television makes you wanna drink (Ah yeah)
So thank God for makin' me my own alcoholic shrink (Uh)

I said I thank God for makin' me my own alcoholic shrink
My own alcoholic shrink (Uh)





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  1. D.... W....

    Churchman finding his inner Alice in Chains🤘

  2. G.... C....

    Creeker 3 is gonna rock the world...

  3. D.... A....

    Just downloaded it

  4. D.... A....

    Love this song

  5. D.... A....

    Good tune dude

  6. C.... J....

    Thank Lord for giving my my my alcohol license to shrink down just a little bit so we could just not have a little bit more thank Lord for saving my ass and giving me my alcoholic drink

  7. C.... J....

    Yellowstone ice up truck song her chuck wood or wood could chuck whatever Hawlucha could or if it Hays or whatever I don't f****** f****** checking cuz I'm bitching True Religion Trucking looking for bitching what hi my name is Chuck looking like an up Chuck more than enough chuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck if a wood could chuck chuck chuck heads up Chuck

  8. C.... R....

    It's kid rock, as a youngster...

  9. n.... i....

    Fucken Sweet.

  10. K.... J....

    totally different vibe......creepy

  11. T.... G....

    7,000th like I think it’s a sign since I haven’t heard this song by UPCHURCH and it’s my favorite! Please make another song like this, if I ever make music again you’ll be my main inspiration #legend

  12. J.... L....

    I’m upset with myself now.

  13. J.... L....

    I missed this album drop?

  14. m.... m....

    Good ass song church

  15. A.... M....

    My drinking around a fire music thanks man for getting me the sexy ass country girls they fucking love you round here man

  16. S.... 9....

    Never fail to amaze me church!!

  17. M.... ....

    Oh dear god 😂 aight hear me out on this one the guitar in the background of this song kind of sounds like the same guitar tune in Carrie Underwood’s song cowboy Casanova 😂 let me know if y’all kinda hear that too

  18. B.... A....

    Awesome job! Please keep making this kind of music!

  19. M.... G....

    He is cool

  20. J.... m....

    The 80 people that dis liked this have got life fucked up skin!

  21. T.... D....

    I don't have a favorite genre but I'm a 90's kid. I like grunge and I like good fuck'n rap. You are a musical genius dude. Your rap flow is really starting to come around too. The ISIS remix is on a level that I'm not used to haring you at. There is a possibility you become more than a niche rapper. I hope you sit on your next hip hop album and bring something for the archives, something even Charlemagne cant pass off as mayo music. Hope to see a show in Albuquerque soon!

  22. M.... B....

    Another one

  23. B.... H....

    I'm buying this!!!

  24. A.... ....

    👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍😎

  25. B.... P....

    Jesus drank wine I smoke pot 🤟🏻💨

  26. A.... D....

    This album is going to be that jam I’m gonna be cranking on the summer nights when I’m with the boyz😂*on the river

  27. W.... B....

    You did what I always wanted to hear that cross of southern rock and rap church you are a god keep it real skin!!!!

  28. C.... R....

    Are you going to make a music video for this. If you are it’s going to be badass

  29. O.... ....

    I’m pretty sure I am the 200k viewer or yt is just even more fucked up

  30. S.... S....

    Everytime I think it can't get any better the next song comes on and blows me away! LOVE IT! This is kinda the story of my life. Raised to think pot was bad from old folks that were lied to when in fact GOD MADE WEED. It's in the bible, look it up. (Every herb baring seed-genusis) Weed saved my life numerous times now. Got me off alcohol, RX meds from doctors treating everything with soul sucking, addictive pills. I hear this song and deep in my heart it puts me on another level of love for Upchurch music and his stories behind the lyrics... thank God for UPCHURCH

  31. m.... k....

    Never grabbed that AUX cable so fast 😂!

  32. A.... g....

    Some people won't ever know what country is but I'm damn sure thankful I know what it is 💯❤️

  33. b.... ....

    I can't believe the view numbers I'm seeing on these songs. They're fucking good and should have millions of views each!

  34. N.... M....

    I had these kids shoot down a bad man who loves hurting kids...had the bad man shot down. america. Hell yeah fair or not or get shot. They was teens case closed self defends America!!!!!

  35. N.... M....

    Tough america. Upchurch team till heaven and hell!!!! Hell yeah!!!!

  36. N.... M....

    Take me to jail throw me in a cell for burning crack dealers houses all the way down. Guess what upchuch i kick out some meth heads out of their homes. And they wss not good around kids.team upchurch for life A scary kind of tough for that american freedom

  37. N.... M....

    Hell ya this is that dirty country badass. I stand for upchurch. In that rocking chair!!! Turn with a. Huge nuke for greatness

  38. s.... b....

    out done yourself on this album keep it up skin :)

  39. M.... M....

    His music is like pussy...I can never get enough 🔥🔥🤟💪🏻

  40. T.... J....

    Up church I love this song homie.... I swear it’s crazy how much of your music relates to me.

  41. D.... N....

    God Upchurch you can do anything

  42. D.... R....

    Dude he's almost got a rob zombie sound in this song lol love it

  43. N.... M....

    Yeah!!! This song makes me turn my head like an Owl and tell the enemies fuck you with fire in my eyes in pure control

  44. J.... K....

    Got all the old heads at work loving creeker 2! Awesome work man love this album. 👍🔥

  45. S.... S....

    Damn man... just damn

  46. L.... B....

    Dont get me wrong I think church is a kickass rapper. But I much prefer his rock music

  47. J.... M....

    My new favorite track;))))) thanks again Churrrrrrrrrrrch.

  48. d.... s....

    Where's the caves at love going underground

  49. D.... R....

    Upchurch brother thank you!!! For years "good music" was on the decline. Then you (and your circle of musicians) come along and saved me from all these Whiny artists and saved music as a whole (in many ganres).

  50. K.... B....

    Church, Church, Church..
    Creeker 2. Every song. Every word.. you feel it. Every beat, every note you feel it. I am in absolute ♡ with Creeker 2. Making music great again. Ahah. ♡ A time everybody with an old soul wish they grew up in feel on top of a catchy new.. shit you're creating your own genre man. I love it. ♡ Huge fan. Cannot wait for you to come back to MI.

  51. M.... M....

    Upchurch is the best artist ever to make records.

  52. M.... K....

    I hear a little Black Sabbath influence!🙏🔥🤘🤘🤘

  53. R.... G....

    You must have had a person in your live with a crack problem because I wood burn them all down. So crack gu
    ys get ready!!!

  54. s.... L....

    this album is liquid fire Church! Keep em comin we love you! Bumpin hard in Adams county ohio! #rhec #pothead

  55. D.... w....

    I love it 100%. Best singer ever and funniest

  56. H.... J....

    My favorite song right now

  57. W.... C....

    Time to Binge Listen.

  58. A.... S....

    Man I'm trying so damn hard to learn these songs on my guitar by ear😂

  59. D.... E....

    Just here to say if you download upchurch music with out paying for it your not supporting upchurch and you're a fucking punk. All albums bought and paid for here. Got my creek squad wibdow decals on the way skin reppin out here in idaho

  60. T.... B....

    aperciate it

  61. A.... O....

    😍😍😍😍

  62. p.... ....

    Sounds like Alice n chains 🤘🇺🇸

  63. R.... W....

    Damn skippy

  64. C.... W....

    The 45 dislikes are killary supporters

  65. A.... S....

    This is the one church. Fuck yes... Im shaking inside bro! I know how you feel when you belt this when brother. Rhec skins

  66. M.... M....

    And on 420 God said⚡ BOOM⚡ Let There be Rock🤪

  67. p.... ....

    I love creeker 2

  68. K.... A....

    For duck snake skin you tryin to win monopoly or something because you have my ear all around, country, rap, rock.... what ever the buck you want want to shoot you’ll hit me bullseye every time. Thank you church, a cloud couldn’t cast a shadow on the bull shoot you scrap off your boot, let alone the smile you make even the hardest redneck shrug off his face.

  69. B.... B....

    Killed this album

  70. B.... W....

    I hear seether buts its upchurch

  71. R.... R....

    Love how it all has a Alice in chains vibe . One of my favorite bands aswell!

  72. M.... P....

    🖤☠️🤘🏻🍻🍺🥃☠️🖤
    😝😝 RHEC!!!! LOVE THIS UpCHURCH!!! 🖤♥️
    Definitely going on my ‘let’s have a beer or 12 and jam out’ list 💀

  73. A.... ....

    Jesus drank wine i smoke pot ..... FUK YEA💯

  74. T.... L....

    HELL YES!! DIGGIN this shit...

  75. A.... R....

    Loving the new album Upchurch, thanks for the new playlist for when our friends come over to drink 😉

  76. M.... W....

    RHEC for life skins

  77. S.... W....

    Dude, this is fuckin crazy. A friend on mine was just telling me about something just think this that had happen to him. Fuckin crazy..

    S.... W....

    Name is Roger Null, Ryan I really think you should hear his story. He told me this a week before your song came out.

  78. C.... H....

    “Jesus drank wine I smoke pot” I say that all the fuckin time

  79. B.... D....

    Just got released from Butler County Jail and now I’m rocking the album to hell and back. #CreekerII

    B.... D....

    Brad Detillion creek squad baby 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

    B.... D....

    Till the day I die 🤘

  80. T.... C....

    Fuckin A upchurch

  81. G.... W....

    Love it!

  82. d.... r....

    What is the poison he's talking about?

  83. R.... C....

    10 seconds in and I’m already pumped. Damn

  84. H.... G....

    Been jamming out to Creeker 2 all holiday weekend. Every time I hear these songs they just get better and better! Upchurch, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don’t stop making music. EVER!! You have a gift. Your music puts people,(especially me) in such a fantastic mood, and it has really helped me they hard times. You are truly a legend in the making. Definitely changing the music game forever. I so hope you get all the fame and fortune your heart desires because you truly deserve it. 🤘🏻🤘🏻🍺🍺🇺🇸🇺🇸

  85. J.... V....

    Church u need take trip bens garage give him tune up👊👊👊

  86. T.... H....

    Man every song you put out is better and better. I lost myself and forgot who I was for a while a few yrs ago but when I found your music I found my original self come back after bein put down called a piece of shit all the time even tho I worked 3 jobs to take care of my son and his mama at the time an i started believin I was so I left her but I still pay for him an I'm in his life but when I left I felt like I sold my soul or somethin man idk who I was before all that an I found Rollin stoned 3 yrs ago an all the songs since that has brought me back to the me I was. An I wanna thank you for every song you put out. Keep your soul brother and keep flippin these mainstream booty poppers on they heads!! God bless you brother. RHEC 🤘💪

  87. H.... L....

    This song has that cowboy casanova beat to it.

  88. D.... C....

    Oooohhhh shiiiiit this shits crunchy skin 🤘🔥🔥🔥🤘

  89. C.... B....

    Love it man keep up the great work 🇺🇸🌾🌽🍞🤟

  90. B.... C....

    That's Legendary🔥🔥🔥Someone call 1990 they forgot one person it's not gone yet💯 #BetterBelieveThat

  91. M.... T....

    Never fails to amaze me!! Of course another badass song🔥🤘

  92. J.... S....

    Badass as always. #RHEC #Creeksquad

  93. T.... 7....

    bro i love thjis album already church keep up the good work

  94. m.... p....

    love it great song did a great job love it love your voice

  95. T.... W....

    This song right here.. I had to listen to it twice to be sure I understood the lyrics.. Man I feel this song.. seems like that ghost you talk about on the catwalk at your house came and paid me a visit. Picked my brain or took some notes because my thoughts exactly... We love you Ryan Sending all my love light

  96. A.... N....

    Alice and chains feel to this one. Love it

  97. C.... T....

    I hear a little ugly kid joe and alice in chains. Great grundge feel too it

  98. H.... C....

    We love all your shit son rhec till my last breath.

  99. _.... H....

    I think every time a legend dies a piece of their spirt finds its way to Upchurch. ⛪️🔥🎸🔥🥁🔥🎤🔥

    _.... H....

    Yes sir upchurch is gonna be and is a legend we all behind u upchurch

    _.... H....

    Yes sir

    _.... H....

    Which this is true

    _.... H....

    Best positive comment I ever read 💯

    _.... H....

    Same here boi👺🤘🤘🤘🤘🦇🦇