Unicorns, The - I Was Born (A Unicorn) Lyrics






...Lena Horne is not a unicorn
(but she's got a great voice)...

We're paper scissors rock (we're crackle pop!)
We want one-ups (not bran flakes!)
We don't got stirrups (we got the shakes!)

I was born a unicorn
and we'll die with wings

We're the unicorns and we read eunuch porn
We're the unicorns and we're people too

Don't you stop believing in me!

(Quartz crystals put 'em under your pillow)





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  1. S.... ....

    tik tok?

  2. D.... V....

    probably the best music ever

  3. J.... C....

    It's perfect til he starts singing. His voice is just nails on a chalkboard to me.

  4. J.... D....

    Love S03E12

  5. w.... ....

    This song is memorialized in the Phoebe and Her Unicorn comic strip today, 3/24/19!

  6. M.... K....

    Here because of the comment section for "Phoebe and her Unicorn".

    M.... K....

    Yup, though I had heard of them before

  7. R.... H....

    Almost cut the tip off of my tounge cause that's where this song was and I could not remember it. For the life of me, it was bad.

  8. M.... L....

    This went under the radar...

  9. R.... M....

    Here because of obscure reference from “How I Met Your Mother”.

    R.... M....

    What was it?

    R.... M....

    Obscure?

  10. S.... ....

    The LGBTQ+ anthem

  11. P.... L....

    i came from a kitten trying to sneak into a room

  12. N.... A....

    Pretty woman opening???

  13. S.... ....

    Good quality.

  14. R.... M....

    The Guardian newspaper led me here

  15. M.... H....

    I was born a unicorn
    I missed the ark but I could've sworn you'd wait for me
    I was born a unicorn
    I could've sworn you believed in me
    Then how come all the other unicorns are dead?

    We're never gonna stop
    (I think I wanna stop)
    We want one "us"
    (Okay, I'll do push-ups)
    I write the song
    (I write the songs!)
    You say I'm doing it wrong
    (You are doing it wrong!)

    P-P-Put your crystal's under my pillow
    Send your epistle to my bedfellows
    It also says, it also says, it also says

    When dreaming beasts are dying down, on out, they're there.
    If we agree they're there, they're there; alive and shorn.

    If I stop believing in you
    (If you stop believing in me)
    If I stop believing in you
    (If you stop believing in me)

    We're the Unicorns
    We're more than horses
    We're the Unicorns
    And we're people too!

  16. D.... B....

    I was born a UNICORN!

  17. P.... ....

    Anthony Fantano brought me here, thank you Anthony.

    P.... ....

    When did he review this?

  18. J.... ....

    We're The Unicorns! We're more than horses!

  19. A.... ....

    At this point I can't even remember where I first heard this song. I just know every few years I need to come back to it.

  20. e.... ....

    Mickey and Gus 4 Life!

  21. D.... F....

    Gus and Mickey

  22. J.... B....

    From 0:00 to 1:00 it’s REALLY SUPER GOOD in my opinion after that ehh I do enjoy the song though :)

  23. M.... ....

    Guitar sounds African

  24. K.... M....

    Love S3 E12 😍😍😍

  25. P.... A....

    I was brought here by LOVE

  26. b.... ....

    this song made my day!:) best few first lines of lirycs

  27. M.... S....

    Who is here because of love on netflix

    M.... S....

    Megan Silva ha me too

  28. j.... ....

    'Love' brought me here

  29. C.... C....

    Love brought me here!

  30. T.... ....

    Anyone else here after hearing this on Love?

    T.... ....

    Tim oh yeah! You bet! Love the show! And this song!

    T.... ....

    Yes and I immediately listen to this on YouTube, it’s so fucking good

    T.... ....

    Someone took down their cover. I needed a silly time. This'll do.

    T.... ....

    You got me bu!

    T.... ....

    Hell yeah, amazing song amazing show

  31. R.... S....

    Dude my science teacher plays this song during class XD

    R.... S....

    Roberto Shmuel this comment makes me feel old af

    R.... S....

    Hell yeah Comrade! Mad respect for teaching and the unicorns

  32. S.... H....

    I have only ever met one other person who knew about this band before I told them. This is practically 2007 in a time capsule. Hope more people find and enjoy this bizarre, adorable album.

  33. �.... ....

    I know shes never gonna see this so I can tell u guys my secret. I always loved her, but never told her, because she never believed in me. See she thought I was nothing more than a horse. But Im really not, Im a unicorn just like you guys...

    �.... ....

    CptMcMORON your secret is safe with us.

  34. V.... N....

    i believe in unicorns (2014)

  35. N.... M....

    thanks to saint.cc denim 😂😅

  36. W.... ....

    "I could of sworn" why?

  37. P.... P....

    I was 3 when this album came out...

    P.... P....

    yall are young

    P.... P....

    @iwaslikewut I wish

    P.... P....

    cesar herrera I wanna be 3 again

    P.... P....

    I was 13 when this came out, playin Pokemon and Bodyboarding heaps, listening to new wave of rock. times were good

    P.... P....

    I was sperm in a deer's vagina

  38. C.... F....

    🦄you can't find the emoji HUH

    C.... F....

    Pokemon Master 🦄 It really wasn't that hard to find the emoji.

  39. s.... ....

    A new name for a band: The Aardvarks.

  40. L.... C....

    "moral of the story"( never challenge someone thats better then you at something, challenge them at something you know they arent good at to make them look like a fool. for if they are foolish enough to except it, it is their demise by their own hand.)

  41. l.... m....

    how I met your mother

    l.... m....

    This was in the show?

    l.... m....

    yeah. i wanna say it was the episode where he dates the roommate of his future wife. not sure tho. he says the album was a pinnacle or soMething of indie rock i want to say. hell its been years since i’ve watched it but yes it’s in the show.

    l.... m....

    Watching it now: Season 5 Episode 12 16:20

  42. E.... G....

    If people like this .. check out The Lemon Twigs .. for my hard earned $$$ theyre much better.. similar genre, but way more melodic.

  43. M.... D....

    Let's go places!

  44. a.... l....

    Celtic Zodiac people are born Unicorns. Funny yes yes 😊

  45. o.... ....

    HOW COME ALL THE OTHER UNICORNS ARE DEAD?!!!???!

    o.... ....

    the red bull drove them all into the sea

    o.... ....

    I'm not dead

    o.... ....

    yes you are

    o.... ....

    waht but just saw one in the sky

    o.... ....

    Everybody stopped believing

  46. S.... V....

    National Unicorn Day brought me here from a music challenge at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1667115843534104/

  47. c.... m....

    I doesn't smell good when you don't eat Latino pizza rolls

  48. a.... f....

    Found this record on sale new for $7 at my local record store, liked the album cover so much and I'm a big indie rock fan so I figured "why not?" and bought it on impulse. Instantly fell in love. Great band.

    a.... f....

    Yes yes it is

    a.... f....

    Needle in a haystack. Great album from start to finish.

    a.... f....

    Fuck you.... :(

  49. J.... J....

    It is cool

  50. l.... ....

    ish maneeh elok.

  51. t.... ....

    summer montage music

  52. A.... Y....

    It's a tragedy that there aren't more listens to this; great band, great song!

    A.... Y....

    @Angie Yoder great band

    A.... Y....

    It's a tragedy no jedi can tell you.

  53. b.... ....

    I was born a unicorn

    b.... ....

    my thoughts exactly

  54. s.... M....

    It's more than a horse

  55. G.... O....

    el ultimo dinosaurio!